PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jose Canseco (ranked 2371 p4p, 24936 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 259 p4p, 610 weight class). Canseco kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Lisa Gerrard, Peter Bourke - Meltdown. The crowd seem to be enjoying Noel's choice of entrance music: the fat boys fat boys. Jose Canseco looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Canseco
vs
Noel

193 cm
28
270
12 - 22 - 0

198 cm
38
215
21 - 17 - 1

World class boxer
Very quick

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Groove Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jose Canseco !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 17 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canseco on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Noel. Noel obviously looking to wear him down.
Noel avoids a punch combination nicely.
Canseco throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Noel to counter with a crisp jab.
Noel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Noel lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Noel.
Noel scores with a body shot.
Canseco is breathing heavily.
Noel has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Canseco looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slapping body kick lands there for Noel.
Canseco seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Noel misses with a jab, cross combination.
Noel lands a front kick.
Noel's jab looks to have found its range, popping Canseco under the eye.
Noel throws a nice head kick!
Noel lands with a nice combination. Canseco backs away looking to recover.
Canseco doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Noel lands a jab to Canseco 's midsection.
Noel throws a nice inside leg kick.
Noel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Noel lands a slapping body shot.
Noel lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Noel looks low and kicks high, catching Canseco right on the side of the head, sending him crashing to the canvas! Will he be able to beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's already back to his feet and ready to go! Let's see if he's still with it!

Canseco is rocked!
Noel fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Canseco looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Oh Canseco is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boom! Noel lands a massive head kick that sends Canseco crashing into the ropes, followed by a classic face plant on the canvas! He's up to his knees but he's not going to beat the count - this one is all over! Noel is jumping around like a lunatic, extatic with the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Chubby Noel!
After winning the bout, Chubby Noel thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Jose Canseco stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fucking CTE'.