PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dave Disco Biscuit (ranked 4314 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Mount (ranked 4460 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Disco Biscuit
vs
Mount

200 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

177 cm
25
184 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dave Disco Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jake Mount!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Disco Biscuit will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Disco Biscuit walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Disco Biscuit clinches with his opponent.
Mount letting Disco Biscuit take a breather here.
Disco Biscuit has Mount pressed against the cage, preventing Mount from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Mount is trying to push Disco Biscuit away but Disco Biscuit has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Mount wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Disco Biscuit has him pressed against the cage.

Disco Biscuit escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mount scoring well with a low kick there.
Mount listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Mount throws a leg kick which misses Disco Biscuit's front leg but catches the back leg as Disco Biscuit tries to avoid it.
Mount throws a leg kick

and Disco Biscuit counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Mount really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Disco Biscuit. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Disco Biscuit wants to pass the guard but Mount is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mount is holding on to half guard well.
Disco Biscuit content to control rather than advance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Disco Biscuit prevents Mount from improving his position.
Disco Biscuit trying to mount his opponent but Mount defends it.
Disco Biscuit sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Nice strikes from Disco Biscuit there.
Mount is trying to stand back up but Disco Biscuit is controlling him
Disco Biscuit stalling.
Mount is looking to improve his position.
Disco Biscuit slows the pace down in half guard.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Mount finds it's target.
Mount scores with a three punch combo!
Jab, jab by Mount - just one landing.
Disco Biscuit moves away from the strike by Mount.
Disco Biscuit shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Mount as he avoids it easily.
Mount throws a looping overhand right but Disco Biscuit ducks down to avoid it.
Disco Biscuit shoots for a double leg takedown but Mount sprawls well. He's pushed Disco Biscuit's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dave Disco Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mount fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Mount fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Disco Biscuit checks it well.
Mount takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Disco Biscuit clinches up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disco Biscuit working aggressively here.
Mount tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Disco Biscuit just stands there and leans against the cage.
Disco Biscuit tries to score a body lock takedown but Mount shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

Disco Biscuit manages to break the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Disco Biscuit takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Disco Biscuit shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mount pinned against the cage. Mount gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mount throws a head kick but Disco Biscuit moves out of range.
Disco Biscuit tries to counter by clinching up but Mount breaks away and moves out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Disco Biscuit moves into range and clinches up with Mount.
Mount is trying to break the clinch but Disco Biscuit has him pressed against the cage.

Disco Biscuit pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Mount dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Disco Biscuit shoots in but Mount avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Mount lands a body shot.
Disco Biscuit takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mount.
Disco Biscuit really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Disco Biscuit throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mount.

Disco Biscuit clinches.
Disco Biscuit trying to land knees to the body.
Disco Biscuit tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Mount smiles and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Disco Biscuit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mount can pounce on him.
Mount lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jab from Mount.
Mount looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mount misses with a hook.
Disco Biscuit wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Mount throws a series of punches but Disco Biscuit moves out of range.
Mount's corner calls for a 1-2. Mount obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nice shot lands for Mount.
Mount connects with the punch.
Jake Mount seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Disco Biscuit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mount manages to avoid it.
Disco Biscuit takes one to the chin there.
Mount lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mount lands a two punch combo.

Disco Biscuit is rocked!
Disco Biscuit takes a jab right on the kisser.
Oh Disco Biscuit is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Disco Biscuit looks to score with a jab to the body but Mount is just out of range.
Mount cracks Disco Biscuit with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Disco Biscuit falls to his knees and Mount doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jake Mount!