Simple Battery 3 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between SoMuch ThreeSeventy (ranked 4813 p4p, 4862 weight class) and Three Seventy (ranked 201 p4p, 205 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

ThreeSeventy
vs
Seventy

194 cm
18
205
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, SoMuch ThreeSeventy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Three Seventy!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Seventy misses with a wild body shot.
A quick step to the side and ThreeSeventy tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from ThreeSeventy. Seventy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seventy is clearly trying to counter these attacks from ThreeSeventy with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from ThreeSeventy. Seventy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seventy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seventy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
ThreeSeventy avoids the body shot from Seventy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Seventy. ThreeSeventy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seventy swings for the body but ThreeSeventy moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Seventy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Seventy misses the shot to the body.
Seventy throws a body punch but ThreeSeventy moves out of range.
It looked like ThreeSeventy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Seventy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Seventy misses the shot to the body.
ThreeSeventy is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Three Seventy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Seventy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 9:10
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 9:10
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Three Seventy!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
9%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trente Setenta (ranked 4904 p4p, 4905 weight class) and Trente SetentaB (ranked 208 p4p, 207 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Setenta
vs
SetentaB

185 cm
18
190
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Trente Setenta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Trente SetentaB!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Setenta avoids the body shot from SetentaB.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SetentaB takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Setenta takes a swing at SetentaB's ribcage but misses.
SetentaB doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Setenta swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SetentaB looks to score with a jab to the body but Setenta is just out of range.
Setenta looks to score with a jab to the body but SetentaB is just out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from SetentaB misses.
SetentaB misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Setenta.
Setenta appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Setenta. SetentaB does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice side step and SetentaB releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
SetentaB swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SetentaB throws a body shot but no joy.
Setenta was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Setenta misses the shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Trente Setenta showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Setenta has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 10:9
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 10:9
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Trente Setenta!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
10%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between RTwo FTwo (ranked 5027 p4p, 4814 weight class) and Maybe Maybe (ranked 210 p4p, 203 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

FTwo
vs
Maybe

186 cm
18
190
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
18
160
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, RTwo FTwo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maybe Maybe!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Maybe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but FTwo manages to avoid it.
A counter left hand to the body from FTwo misses its target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maybe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
FTwo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Maybe was well out of range. Poor timing from FTwo.
Maybe appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maybe swings for the body but FTwo moves out of range.
FTwo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Maybe misses the shot to the body.
FTwo misses with a wild body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Maybe misses.
Maybe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but FTwo moves away.
FTwo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Maybe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but FTwo moves away.
FTwo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Maybe misses with a body shot.
Maybe looks to score with a jab to the body but FTwo is just out of range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Maybe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

And that's the end of the fight!
Maybe Maybe comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Maybe has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 9:10
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 9:10
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Maybe Maybe!