The Island Season 10, 265+ lbs, Round 3 PBP Commentary

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Jones (ranked 2091 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lardo Humpinator (ranked 2170 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jones
vs
Humpinator

200 cm
27
295 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

190 cm
27
291 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, David Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lardo Humpinator!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Winston Alpacca and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Humpinator with a poor takedown
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Lardo Humpinator has been cut.

Jones lands a big right hand that sends Humpinator crashing to the mat! Jones stays standing though and waves Humpinator back to his feet!
Humpinator misses with a takedown attempt
and Jones counters with a right hand from hell and Humpinator is out cold! A vicious knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Jones!
A very excited looking David Jones made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Curtis (ranked 1378 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Kruger (ranked 2081 p4p, 0 weight class). Paul Kruger has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Matt Curtis's chin.

Curtis
vs
Kruger

208 cm
27
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

185 cm
27
295 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Matt Curtis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Paul Kruger!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Curtis bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kruger's head.

Kruger shoots in and gets a takedown into Curtis's guard.
Kruger wants to pass the guard but Curtis is keeping the position.
Kruger keeps trying to improve his position.
Curtis on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Curtis tries to get out of the position.
Curtis wants to stand but Kruger is controlling the position.
Kruger works a leg free and moves into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kruger looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Curtis is looking to improve his position.
Well, if Kruger is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kruger seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Curtis is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Paul Kruger!