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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Retard Strong will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.



185 cm
23
248 lbs
1 - 2 - 0
210 cm
26
284 lbs
11 - 6 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Good chin
BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin


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Killer Bee Supplements [CBK]


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retard Strong!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar walks into a stiff left hand from Strong.

Lesnar closes the distance and clinches.

Strong has Lesnar pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Strong pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Lesnar tumbling to the mat - Strong dives into Lesnar's guard.
Lesnar wants to get back to his feet but Strong is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Strong is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
Strong trying to control but Lesnar is working from the bottom.
Lesnar knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Strong on the ground.
Strong throwing strikes but missing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lesnar has momentary wrist control but Strong slips an elbow through the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar is looking to stand up but Strong isn't so interested in that idea.
Strong is looking to work some ground and pound but Lesnar has wrist control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strong is looking to work some ground and pound but Lesnar has wrist control.
Strong with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Strong wants to control from the top but Lesnar keeps moving.
Lesnar avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lesnar utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Strong has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Strong connects with a couple of short punches.
Strong working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lesnar might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Lesnar is looking to stand up but Strong isn't so interested in that idea.
Strong trying to control the position from guard on top but Lesnar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strong in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Strong trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Strong chips away with some ground and pound.
Strong controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Strong working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lesnar's head.
Lesnar working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Strong.
Strong in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Strong cracks Lesnar with a solid left hand.
Strong lands a couple of digs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strong throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Strong working some strikes from top position.
Strong in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Strong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Strong looks gassed!
Strong makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Strong looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Strong postures up and lands a big shot to Lesnar's brow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Strong throwing strikes but missing.
Lesnar on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lesnar tries to get out of the position.
Strong in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lesnar wants to get back to his feet but Strong is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Strong trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Strong throws a big right hand that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Strong postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Strong is in close to Lesnar's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Lesnar working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Strong.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Retard Strong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brock Lesnar's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Lesnar takes a kick to the side of the head.

Brock Lesnar's cut is getting worse.
Strong lands a right hook to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lesnar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lesnar is looking to clinch but Strong is avoiding it.
Some wild striking there from Lesnar.
Strong jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Strong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lesnar moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lesnar takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Strong lands a jab-cross combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Strong moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Brock Lesnar's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Lesnar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Strong to score with a decent uppercut.
Strong scores with a punch to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Strong blocks a head kick by Lesnar.
Strong scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strong stalks Lesnar and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Lesnar's face. Lesnar staggers backwards, shaken.

Jeez, Brock Lesnar's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Lesnar walks into a straight right hand from Strong.
Strong lands with an overhand left.
Nice uppercut lands for Strong. That snapped Lesnar's head back.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Brock Lesnar's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Retard Strong!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chad Drake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kin Ring Sackett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drake comes to the cage accompanied by Kiss - God of Thunder. Kin Ring Sackett will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.



185 cm
23
215 lbs
8 - 6 - 0
190 cm
22
217 lbs
6 - 0 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chad Drake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kin Ring Sackett!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sackett lands a big shot that drops Drake! Can he finish him?

It looks like Chad Drake has been cut.
Drake wants to stand but Sackett is controlling the position.
Sackett content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drake wants to stand but Sackett is controlling the position.
Sackett passes Drake's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Sackett not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Drake keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sackett prevents Drake from standing back up.

Drake kicks off Sackett and gets to his feet.
Sackett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Drake sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Drake slips under a jab.
Sackett circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Drake to the canvas! Drake doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Sackett keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kin Ring Sackett!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Arlowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



190 cm
21
220 lbs
3 - 1 - 0
198 cm
25
215 lbs
6 - 4 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup
BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Arlowski!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Cartman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Arlowski.
Cartman with a jab.
Cartman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Arlowski.
Cartman lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Arlowski misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cartman lands with a hook. Arlowski tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Cartman clinches with his opponent.

Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman sizes up Arlowski with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
No joy there for Arlowski, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cartman misses with a low kick.
Arlowski throws a big shot that misses.
Cartman connects with a single shot there.
Arlowski swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Arlowski throws a leg kick but Cartman checks it.
Cartman checks a leg kick.
Cartman is looking to slow Arlowski down with leg kicks.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Arlowski counters with an outside leg kick.
Cartman scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman pivots, looking for a leg kick but Arlowski is out of range and Cartman settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Cartman ducks right into an uppercut from Arlowski.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Arlowski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A combination from Arlowski does no damage.
Cartman throws a hook but Arlowski avoids it easily.
Arlowski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cartman connects with a looping right hand.
Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Arlowski counters with a two punch combo.
Arlowski looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
Arlowski throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Arlowski digs a good hook to Cartman's body.
Cartman throws a head kick but Arlowski moves out of range.
Arlowski fails to land with a series of punches.
Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Arlowski.
Arlowski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman lands with a nice combination. Arlowski backs away looking to recover.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman misses the body punch
and Arlowski counters with a three punch combo that has Cartman backing up. Cartman nods at Arlowski to acknowledge the strikes.
Arlowski tries a head kick but it misses.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Arlowski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Arlowski misses with a head kick.
Cartman throws a leg kick
and Arlowski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Arlowski.
Arlowski moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Arlowski moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Cartman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cartman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Arlowski. Arlowski obviously looking to wear him down.
Cartman takes one on the button.
Arlowski dodges the punch combination from Cartman.
Arlowski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Arlowski throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cartman.
Cartman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

Cartman closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Arlowski did well to prevent Cartman getting side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arlowski looks like he's trying to stand up.
It looks like Cartman is going to stand back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Cartman is thwarting Arlowski's attempts to control the position.
Arlowski controlling the position for now.
Cartman is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Cartman trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Arlowski has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Cartman is working away from the top position though.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Arlowski counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Arlowski throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Arlowski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Arlowski scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Arlowski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Arlowski scores with a jab to the jaw.
Arlowski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Arlowski cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Arlowski scores with a punch to the head.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Arlowski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Arlowski throws a head kick that misses.
Arlowski misses with a jab, cross combination.
Arlowski misses with a head kick.
Arlowski tries a head kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Arlowski dodges the punch combination from Cartman.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Arlowski.
Arlowski throws a push kick but Cartman slaps the foot to one side.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Arlowski avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ron Arlowski will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


A cross from Cartman lands.
Arlowski has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Arlowski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cartman tries to land a leg kick but Arlowski saw it coming and moves away.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Arlowski counters with a slapping leg kick.
Arlowski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cartman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Arlowski throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Arlowski counters with a right hand to the body.
Ron Arlowski seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Arlowski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Arlowski misses with a few strikes there.
Arlowski connects with a high kick.
Arlowski throws a body kick that misses.
Jab by Cartman.
Cartman takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Eric Cartman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cartman walks into a stiff left hand from Arlowski.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Arlowski throws a hook to the side of Cartman's head but Cartman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cartman misses with a combination
and Arlowski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Arlowski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A head kick misses from Arlowski.
Arlowski throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Arlowski counters with a good low kick that Cartman was not able to check.
Arlowski is looking to score with low kicks.
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Arlowski.
Arlowski looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Arlowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Arlowski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Arlowski's head but Arlowski sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Arlowski misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Arlowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Arlowski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Arlowski counters with a left and a right that stings Cartman.
Arlowski takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Arlowski counters with a body kick.
Arlowski throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Arlowski.
A head kick misses from Arlowski.
Good exchange - Arlowski coming out on top.
Cartman looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Arlowski's shoulder, as Arlowski tries to avoid the shot.
Arlowski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cartman.
Arlowski lands with a slapping head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Arlowski lands a body shot.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Arlowski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Arlowski thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cartman if he has to take too many more of those.
Arlowski throws a head kick that misses.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Arlowski.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arlowski throws an overhand right that lands on Cartman's shoulder, as Cartman tries to avoid the shot.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Arlowski.
Arlowski lands a head kick. Cartman smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Arlowski counters with an outside leg kick.
Arlowski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Cartman misses with a combination
and Arlowski counters with a big head kick but Cartman shrugs it off.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman lands a nice shot that snaps Arlowski's head back.
A good leg kick by Cartman.
Cartman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Arlowski will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Arlowski.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arlowski dodges the punch combination from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Arlowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Arlowski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Arlowski throws out a leg kick but Cartman moves out of range and Arlowski only half commits.
Arlowski misses with a series of wild punches.
Arlowski throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Arlowski counters with a series of strikes. Cartman will be more careful next time no doubt.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Arlowski counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cartman's knee momentarily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Arlowski.
A shot to de liver by Arlowski. Beautiful body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Arlowski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Arlowski misses with a body kick.
Arlowski cracks Cartman with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Arlowski counters with a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Arlowski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!


Arlowski tries to land a front kick but Cartman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Arlowski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Arlowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman thuds his right hand into Arlowski's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Arlowski throws a head kick that misses.
Cartman scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Arlowski's shoulder, as Arlowski tries to avoid the shot.
Arlowski drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Arlowski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Arlowski takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Cartman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Arlowski wants to slow Cartman down by chopping away at his legs.
Arlowski takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A head kick misses from Arlowski.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Arlowski counters with a series of strikes. Cartman will be more careful next time no doubt.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman thuds a left hand into Arlowski's body.
Cartman throws a one two combo.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cartman motions for Arlowski to come forward. Cartman throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Arlowski lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cartman circles away quickly and effectively.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Arlowski counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Arlowski misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cartman lands a jab.
Arlowski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Arlowski throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.
Arlowski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a combination
and Arlowski counters with a one-two to the body.
A cross from Cartman lands.
Cartman lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Cartman swinging wildly here.
Cartman checks a leg kick.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Arlowski counters with a right hand to the body.
Arlowski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Arlowski throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cartman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Arlowski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Arlowski smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Arlowski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Arlowski tries to land a front kick but Cartman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nice shot by Arlowski.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cartman moves into the clinch.
Arlowski is trying to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling him.
Cartman blocks an elbow strike.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Good standup being displayed there by Arlowski as he connects with a hook.
Arlowski takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Arlowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman lands a nice shot that snaps Arlowski's head back.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Arlowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.
Cartman looks to land a combination. Arlowski sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cartman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Arlowski counters with a two punch combo.
Cartman misses with a combination
and Arlowski counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A head kick misses from Arlowski.
Arlowski throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cartman takes the fight into the clinch.
Cartman pushes Arlowski back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A frustrated look appears on Arlowski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Arlowski crunches a lovely knee into Cartman's ribcage.

Cartman breaks from the clinch.
A nice combination there by Cartman.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Arlowski counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Arlowski throws a series of punches but Cartman avoids them all with ease.
Cartman misses with a two punch combination.
Cartman's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Cartman duly obliges.
Arlowski looks for the body kick but Cartman saw that one coming.
Arlowski misses with a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman cracks Arlowski with an open hand slap.
Ron Arlowski is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Arlowski counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartman thinking.
A punch combination from Cartman misses.
Arlowski scores with a jab. Cartman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Arlowski has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Ron Arlowski!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sebastian Monsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monsson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Tenacious D - Master Exploder kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



185 cm
19
183 lbs
2 - 1 - 0
183 cm
22
175 lbs
8 - 8 - 1
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin
Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Determined


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sebastian Monsson!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monsson tried to score with a low kick but Golden Crematorium checks it.
Golden Crematorium swats away the attempt to clinch by Monsson.
Monsson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Golden Crematorium thows a body shot but no joy.
Monsson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A jab from Monsson does it's job there.
Monsson tries to clinch there but Golden Crematorium circles away.
Monsson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Monsson.
Golden Crematorium lands a body shot.
Monsson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Golden Crematorium lands a nice looking body shot.
Golden Crematorium misses with a wild body shot.
Nice sprawl there from Golden Crematorium as Monsson shoots in.
Monsson looks gassed!
Golden Crematorium lands a right hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Golden Crematorium bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Golden Crematorium throws a series of punches but Monsson moves out of range.
Golden Crematorium with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golden Crematorium fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A right-left combo lands from Golden Crematorium.
Golden Crematorium fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Golden Crematorium scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Golden Crematorium cracks Monsson with an open hand slap.
Golden Crematorium misses the jab.
Golden Crematorium lands a jab to Monsson's midsection.
Golden Crematorium misses with a hook to the body
and Golden Crematorium takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Monsson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Golden Crematorium throws a jab but it's blocked by Monsson.
Golden Crematorium throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Monsson.
Golden Crematorium lands with a nice body punch.
Golden Crematorium misses with a straight left.
Golden Crematorium stuns Monsson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Golden Crematorium lands a nice shot to the body.
Golden Crematorium looks to score with a jab to the body but Monsson is just out of range.
A slow jab from Golden Crematorium misses its intended target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monsson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Monsson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sebastian Monsson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Golden Crematorium swings for the body but Monsson moves out of range.
Golden Crematorium throws the left hand but Monsson avoids the punch easily.
MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Golden Crematorium takes one on the button.
Golden Crematorium just misses with a punch to the body.
Monsson avoids the body shot from Golden Crematorium.
Golden Crematorium lands an overhand right.
Golden Crematorium swats away the attempt to clinch by Monsson.
Monsson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Golden Crematorium.

Monsson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Golden Crematorium, pushing him back against the cage.
Monsson landing knees to the head.

Golden Crematorium pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Golden Crematorium lands with a hook. Monsson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Good standup being displayed there by Monsson as he connects with a hook.
Golden Crematorium throws a series of punches but Monsson moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golden Crematorium takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Golden Crematorium fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Monsson manages to avoid it.
Golden Crematorium takes a swing at Monsson's ribcage but misses.
Golden Crematorium swats away the attempt to clinch by Monsson.
Golden Crematorium misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Monsson.
Monsson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Golden Crematorium.
Monsson with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Golden Crematorium to score with a decent uppercut.
A swing and a miss from Monsson.
Monsson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Golden Crematorium is looking to wear down Monsson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Golden Crematorium throws a jab but it's blocked by Monsson.
Golden Crematorium thows a left - swing and a miss!
Monsson shoots in for a takedown but Golden Crematorium shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sebastian Monsson.
Golden Crematorium ducks under a wild hook from Monsson.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Monsson!
Monsson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A looping hook to the body misses from Golden Crematorium. Monsson does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monsson throws a jab when Golden Crematorium was well out of range.
Monsson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Golden Crematorium sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Golden Crematorium punishes Monsson's body with a nice straight punch.
Monsson misses with a hook. Golden Crematorium ducked under it nicely.
Golden Crematorium throws a body punch but Monsson moves out of range.
Golden Crematorium lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Golden Crematorium misses with a jab, cross combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Golden Crematorium. Monsson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Golden Crematorium fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Monsson manages to avoid it.
Golden Crematorium throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Golden Crematorium just misses with a punch to the body.
Monsson motions for Golden Crematorium to come forward. Monsson throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Monsson wants to clinch.

Monsson darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Monsson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Golden Crematorium.
Monsson has a takedown stuffed.
Golden Crematorium throws a right hand that Monsson ducks under and follows up with a left that Monsson also avoids with ease.
Golden Crematorium moves out of range as Monsson throws a body kick.
Monsson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Golden Crematorium scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Golden Crematorium looks to score with a jab to the body but Monsson is just out of range.
Monsson missing with a left hand there. Golden Crematorium was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monsson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Monsson is breathing heavily.
Monsson throws a low kick, looking for Golden Crematorium's leg but Golden Crematorium calmly moves out of range.
Golden Crematorium throws a right hand that Monsson ducks under and follows up with a left that Monsson also avoids with ease.
Monsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Golden Crematorium throws out the jab.
No joy there for Monsson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golden Crematorium ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Golden Crematorium thows a body shot but no joy.
Monsson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Golden Crematorium moves out of range of the body kick from Monsson.
Monsson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Golden Crematorium misses the shot to the body.
Monsson loads up on a big right hand but Golden Crematorium slips the punch.
Golden Crematorium lands a nice shot to the body.
Monsson connects with a solid leg kick.
Golden Crematorium shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Monsson as he jumps to the side.
Golden Crematorium scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Golden Crematorium moves out of range of the strikes.
Golden Crematorium throws a body punch but Monsson moves out of range.
Monsson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium is winning the standup battle so far.
A telegraphed right hand from Monsson misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monsson throws a jab when Golden Crematorium was well out of range.
Monsson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Monsson avoids the body shot from Golden Crematorium.
Golden Crematorium swings for the body but Monsson moves out of range.
Monsson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Monsson tries to clinch there but Golden Crematorium circles away.
Monsson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Golden Crematorium ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Monsson moves away.
Golden Crematorium digs a good body shot into Monsson's ribs.
Golden Crematorium takes one to the side of the head.
Golden Crematorium throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Golden Crematorium connects with a looping right hand.
Monsson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sebastian Monsson.
Monsson throws a hook to the side of Golden Crematorium's head but Golden Crematorium sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monsson moves out of range of the strikes.
Golden Crematorium stalks Monsson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Monsson's face. Monsson staggers backwards, shaken.
Monsson misses with a two punch combination.
Golden Crematorium punishes Monsson's body with a nice straight punch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Golden Crematorium thows a body shot but no joy.
Monsson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Golden Crematorium just misses with a punch to the body.
Monsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Golden Crematorium throws out the jab.
Golden Crematorium misses with a few strikes there.

Monsson rushes Golden Crematorium and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Golden Crematorium prevents a takedown attempt there.
Monsson is struggling to control the position.
Golden Crematorium makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Golden Crematorium tries to throw a body punch but Monsson avoids it by throwing Golden Crematorium back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Golden Crematorium doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Golden Crematorium blocks a body shot from Monsson.
Golden Crematorium tries to break the clinch but Monsson is controlling the position.

Monsson has hold of one of Golden Crematorium's legs. Golden Crematorium is fighting the takedown attempt but Monsson gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Golden Crematorium is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Monsson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Monsson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Golden Crematorium is keeping the position for now.

Monsson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Monsson wants to pass the guard but Golden Crematorium is keeping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium dominated that second round.
That's time! Golden Crematorium's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!


Golden Crematorium misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Monsson.
Monsson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Golden Crematorium.
Monsson tries to close the distance and clinch but Golden Crematorium swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Monsson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Golden Crematorium.
Monsson throws a body punch but Golden Crematorium moves out of range.
Monsson throws a hook but Golden Crematorium avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Golden Crematorium. Monsson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Golden Crematorium lands a nice looking body shot.

Golden Crematorium gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Monsson stopping the sweep attempt from Golden Crematorium.

Monsson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monsson prevents Golden Crematorium from getting back to his feet.
Golden Crematorium bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Monsson's guard.
Monsson wants to sweep but no luck.
Golden Crematorium wants to control from the top but Monsson keeps moving.
Monsson wants to sweep here but Golden Crematorium controlling him for the moment.
Golden Crematorium has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Monsson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Monsson keeping full guard, as Golden Crematorium tries to pass.

Monsson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Golden Crematorium preventing the sweep.
Golden Crematorium tries to stand but Monsson is controlling from the bottom.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Golden Crematorium scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Monsson moves in looking to clinch but Golden Crematorium pushes him off.
Golden Crematorium misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Golden Crematorium misses.
Some wild striking there from Golden Crematorium.

Monsson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Golden Crematorium sprawls well initially but Monsson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Monsson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Golden Crematorium is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Monsson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Golden Crematorium is trying to stand back up but Monsson is controlling him
Sebastian Monsson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monsson works his foot free and advances to mount.
Golden Crematorium knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Monsson on the ground.
A nice elbow there by Monsson.

Monsson is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Golden Crematorium to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Golden Crematorium shrugs it off.
MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Golden Crematorium can't escape the position.
Monsson looking to ground and pound but Golden Crematorium is blocking nicely.
Golden Crematorium wants to hold on but Monsson pushes him away.
Monsson looking to finish with strikes here!

And that's the end of the fight!
Sebastian Monsson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Golden Crematorium has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... MikkoJuhana Golden Crematorium!
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hype
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pop
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Beasty Kannegaard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arkadi Novikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kannegaard comes to the cage accompanied by Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become . Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!



181 cm
20
162 lbs
5 - 1 - 1
174 cm
20
164 lbs
3 - 3 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beasty Kannegaard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arkadi Novikov!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kannegaard fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kannegaard moves in looking to clinch but Novikov pushes him off.
Kannegaard looks to land a body kick but Novikov moved away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kannegaard looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kannegaard tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Novikov paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Novikov moves out of range as Kannegaard strikes.
Kannegaard tries to clinch up.
A slow jab from Kannegaard misses its intended target.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Novikov.
Kannegaard is looking for a sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Novikov fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Kannegaard wants to control but Novikov postures up.
Kannegaard defending against the ground and pound.
Novikov working the head and body with strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Novikov throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Kannegaard tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
Kannegaard can't do much from the bottom here.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Novikov shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Novikov is working for a kimura but Kannegaard is defending it quite comfortably.
Novikov thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Novikov not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Kannegaard looking for submissions off his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Novikov not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kannegaard controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.

Novikov is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Novikov is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Kannegaard is trying to stand back up but Novikov is controlling him

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Kannegaard is looking to clinch but Novikov is avoiding it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kannegaard wants to clinch.
Kannegaard lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kannegaard fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Kannegaard lands a high kick to the side of Novikov's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Kannegaard dives into guard, looking to finish.

Novikov is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Novikov is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Novikov might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Kannegaard kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Kannegaard trying to control but Novikov is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Novikov looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kannegaard trying to control but Novikov is working from the bottom.
Novikov keeping full guard, as Kannegaard tries to pass.
Kannegaard sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Novikov's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beasty Kannegaard dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Kannegaard tries to close the distance and clinch but Novikov swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kannegaard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Novikov.
Kannegaard with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Novikov takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

Kannegaard throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Novikov tumbling to the canvas!

It looks like Arkadi Novikov has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kannegaard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Novikov is working an open guard so Kannegaard takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Novikov swats away the attempt to clinch by Kannegaard.
Kannegaard misses with a head kick.
Kannegaard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Novikov is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kannegaard has managed to clinch.
A short right from Kannegaard on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Kannegaard.
Good body shot from Kannegaard.
Kannegaard prevents the takedown attempt.
Novikov changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Kannegaard fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Kannegaard clobbers Novikov with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Novikov misses with a double jab.
Kannegaard tries to clinch but Novikov moves out of range.
Kannegaard just misses with a punch to the body.
Kannegaard doesn't manage to clinch there - Novikov circles away.

Kannegaard gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Novikov wants a takedown but no success here.
Beasty Kannegaard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arkadi Novikov.
Kannegaard lands a nice elbow.
Novikov takes an elbow to the forehead.
Novikov drops down looking for an ankle pick but Kannegaard pulls his leg out and moves away.

Kannegaard connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Novikov to the floor! Kannegaard dives in looking for the finish!
Novikov is still in real trouble! Can Kannegaard finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kannegaard tries to stand but can't do so whilst Novikov controls his leg.
Novikov seems to have recovered his senses.
Kannegaard seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Novikov does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kannegaard is controlling the pace.
Novikov keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Kannegaard controlling the action here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Novikov won't allow Kannegaard to pass to mount.
Kannegaard not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kannegaard wants to stand but Novikov has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Novikov has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kannegaard trying to pass the guard but Novikov defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beasty Kannegaard dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Arkadi Novikov's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Novikov tries to clinch up but Kannegaard circles away and keeps his distance.
Novikov circles away from the clinch attempt
and Novikov counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kannegaard throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Novikov's head.
Novikov moves away from the strike by Kannegaard.
Kannegaard moves in looking to clinch but Novikov pushes him off.
Novikov misses with a straight right.
Kannegaard tries to clinch but Novikov moves out of range.
Novikov wants to clinch.
Kannegaard throws a head kick but Novikov moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Novikov throws a series of strikes that have Kannegaard backpedaling.
A jab from Kannegaard does it's job there.
Kannegaard misses with a low kick.
Kannegaard keeps Novikov at a distance using the push kick.

A big head kick from Kannegaard and Novikov is sent sprawling to the canvas!
Kannegaard wants to stand and escape but instead Novikov has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Kannegaard had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Novikov defends it easily.
Kannegaard is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Novikov pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kannegaard is keeping the position for now.

Novikov got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kannegaard has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Novikov has managed to get both his arms back between Kannegaard's legs - danger averted.
Novikov throwing strikes from guard but Kannegaard blocks nicely.

Kannegaard has his foot on Novikov's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Novikov works his way back into a safe position though.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kannegaard keeping full guard, as Novikov tries to pass.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Novikov shoots for a takedown but Kannegaard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Novikov rushes Kannegaard and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Novikov wants a takedown but no success here.
Kannegaard with a knee to the head.
Kannegaard is working Novikov over against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kannegaard.
A nice left hand lands by Kannegaard.
Novikov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kannegaard makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kannegaard holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kannegaard makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kannegaard lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A shot in the inside from Kannegaard.

Kannegaard breaks the clinch.
Arkadi Novikov is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
An inside leg kick lands from Kannegaard.
Kannegaard misses with a low kick.
Kannegaard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Novikov looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kannegaard tries to close the distance and clinch but Novikov swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nice takedown defense from Kannegaard. No joy for Novikov on that attempt.
Beasty Kannegaard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arkadi Novikov.
A cross from Kannegaard lands.
Beasty Kannegaard is winning the standup battle so far.
Kannegaard is looking to land body kicks.
Kannegaard wants to clinch but Novikov slips to the side

and Novikov counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kannegaard trying to control but Novikov postures up.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Novikov lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Arkadi Novikov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kannegaard keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beasty Kannegaard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kannegaard, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:26
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beasty Kannegaard!
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
71%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fedor Finklestein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damien Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fedor Finklestein has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



184 cm
24
218 lbs
5 - 3 - 0
190 cm
26
215 lbs
10 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power
Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Knockout power


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fedor Finklestein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Damien Thor!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Finklestein scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Thor wants to control but Finklestein postures up.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Thor prevents Finklestein from moving into mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Finklestein is trying to ground and pound but Thor uses the momentary lack of control by Finklestein to regain half guard.
Finklestein trying to mount his opponent but Thor defends it.
Thor avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Finklestein.
Finklestein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Finklestein thows a huge punch but Thor dodges it nicely.
Thor preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Thor has his takedown stuffed

and Finklestein counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Finklestein postures up in Thor's guard and throws a big left but Thor blocks it.
Finklestein looking to pass the guard.
Thor trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Finklestein advances position into side control!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Finklestein creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Finklestein looks up at the clock and then as Thor takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Finklestein smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Thor taking a bit of punishment here - Finklestein scoring with strikes.

Finklestein wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Thor, who protects the arm well.
Thor can't do much from the bottom here.
Thor manages to work his way to half guard, despite Finklestein's best efforts.
Thor is pressing down on Finklestein's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Finklestein cracks Thor with a solid left hand.
Finklestein postures up.
Thor wants to control the position but Finklestein says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Thor tries to get to full guard but Finklestein has control of the leg.

Thor is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Finklestein pulls his head out easily.
Thor looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Finklestein working over Thor with some ground and pound. Thor looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Thor on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Finklestein is keen to just control but Thor is a slippery customer.
Thor is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Thor trying to control here.
Finklestein is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Finklestein's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Thor working for a triangle but Finklestein defends it easily.
Thor trying to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Finklestein forces his way into half guard.
Finklestein scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Nice strikes from Finklestein there.
Finklestein lands strikes from half guard.
Thor is refusing to be controlled, as Finklestein sits in half guard.
Thor has hold of Finklestein's hands but Finklestein slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Thor is not content to let Finklestein control the position.
Finklestein moves into full mount! Thor won't be happy about that!
Thor is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Finklestein lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Finklestein lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Thor hang on?
Finklestein looking to control but Thor is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Finklestein looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Finklestein wants to control the pace but Thor is squirming around nicely.

Finklestein moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Thor has worked his arm free - good work by Thor!
Finklestein is putting a hurting on Thor here, landing some big shots from side control.
Finklestein in side control lands a decent elbow.
Finklestein scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Thor to see if he's OK.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Thor can't do much from the bottom here.
Thor sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fedor Finklestein dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.



Finklestein shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Finklestein was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Thor tries to hold on but Finklestein postures up.
Finklestein working the ground and pound effectively.
Thor tries to lock up and control but Finklestein gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Finklestein lands a big elbow - Thor is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Thor is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Fedor Finklestein!
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Carmelo Sanchez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Blade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blade is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by For Whom the Bell Tolls. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



182 cm
26
170 lbs
10 - 2 - 0
185 cm
24
183 lbs
11 - 5 - 1
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong
BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Carmelo Sanchez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Blade!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Wesley Smith.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blade moves in looking to clinch but Sanchez pushes him off.
Blade tries to close the distance and clinch but Sanchez swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sanchez blocks a head kick by Blade.
Blade lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Carmelo Sanchez has been cut.
Blade misses with a few strikes there.
Blade throws a head kick that misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sanchez.
Blade throws a right and a left that both miss.
Blade wants to clinch.
Blade throws and low kick but Sanchez moves out of range easily.
Blade misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blade throws a quick inside leg kick.
A low kick from Sanchez is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Blade tries to clinch there but Sanchez circles away.
Sanchez steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Blade.
Sanchez scores with a kick to the midsection.
Blade wants to clinch up but Sanchez keeps it at a distance.
Blade misses with a straight right.
Sanchez misses with a low kick.
Sanchez scoring well with a low kick there.
Blade throws a shot from downtown. Sanchez moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blade rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sanchez moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A slapping body kick lands there for Sanchez.
Carmelo Sanchez is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Blade looks gassed!
Sanchez stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Sanchez wants it to stay on the feet.
Blade misses with a jab, cross combination.
Blade digs a good body shot into Sanchez's ribs.
Blade moves out of range of the leg kick from Sanchez.
Blade looks to throw a body kick
and Sanchez counters with a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sanchez is looking to slow Blade down with leg kicks.
Sanchez pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sanchez explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Sanchez lands with a kick to the ribs.
Sanchez scores with a jab to the body.
Blade stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sanchez.
Blade takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A head kick from Sanchez lands but Blade takes it in his stride.
Sanchez thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Blade if he has to take too many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sanchez scores with a jab to the head.
Sanchez lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Sanchez throws a lazy head kick
and Blade counters with a right hand to the body.
Blade has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Sanchez.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Sanchez scores with a four punch combination!
Blade avoids the head kick by Sanchez.
Sanchez throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Blade.
Sanchez cracks Blade with a good jab.
Sanchez will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Blade misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Sanchez tries a head kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sanchez digs a good hook to Blade's body.
Sanchez throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carmelo Sanchez dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Carmelo Sanchez's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Blade with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sanchez to score with a decent uppercut.
Sanchez lands with a hook. Blade tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Blade scores with a leg kick.
A low kick from Blade misses
and Sanchez counters with a big head kick but Blade shrugs it off.
Blade clinches but Sanchez breaks the clinch
and Sanchez counters with a straight right hand.
Blade looks to throw the jab but Sanchez is out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Sanchez. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Sanchez.
Blade is breathing heavily.
Blade misses with a double jab
and Sanchez counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blade tries to score with a low kick but Sanchez moves his leg out of the way.
Carmelo Sanchez is winning the standup battle so far.
A head kick by Blade misses
and Sanchez counters with a head kick. That will keep Blade thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Blade swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Blade throws a sloppy head kick
and Sanchez counters with a low kick, right behind Blade 's knee.
Sanchez stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Both fighters circling a little - Sanchez finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Blade falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sanchez counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Blade is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A slapping leg kick lands for Sanchez.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blade avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez throws a nice inside leg kick.
Blade takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Sanchez tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Blade misses
and Sanchez counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Sanchez lands with a nice body kick.
A head kick from Sanchez lands but Blade takes it in his stride.
Nice body kick from Sanchez.
Sanchez chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez throws a head kick that half lands.
A low kick from Blade misses
and Sanchez counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Blade thinking.
Blade takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bobby Blade seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sanchez lands a slapping body shot.
Sanchez takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sanchez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick by Blade misses
and Sanchez counters with a nice body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sanchez.
Blade takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blade throws a left and a right that both miss
and Sanchez makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Blade's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Sanchez connects with a solid leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sanchez, right into the meat.
Sanchez thows a body kick. Blade tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Sanchez pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sanchez throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Sanchez fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Blade.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sanchez keeps the fight on the outside.
Sanchez lands with a kick to the temple. Blade shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carmelo Sanchez dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Carmelo Sanchez's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Blade blocks a head kick by Sanchez.
Blade misses with a body punch
and Sanchez counters with a good low kick that Blade was not able to check.
Good work by Sanchez as he checks the leg kick.
Sanchez scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick by Blade misses
and Sanchez finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Sanchez lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sanchez goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Sanchez cracks the inside of Blade's front leg.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sanchez throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Blade.
Sanchez connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blade takes a kick to the side of the head.
Sanchez throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Blade swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sanchez counters with a low kick, right behind Blade 's knee.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Blade might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Sanchez has got the better of the exchanges.
Blade throws a combination that misses
and Sanchez connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sanchez throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sanchez lands a slapping body shot.
A head kick by Blade misses
and Sanchez counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Blade takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Sanchez digs a good body shot into Blade's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blade blocks a head kick by Sanchez.
Blade on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Blade blocks a head kick by Sanchez.
Sanchez lands a nice looking kick to the body. Blade takes a step back to recover.
Blade thows a left - swing and a miss!
Blade lands a head kick!
Sanchez misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blade walks forward, straight into a front kick from Sanchez.
Blade misses with a takedown
and Sanchez counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sanchez.
Blade thows a leg kick but Sanchez checks it
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Sanchez connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Blade chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sanchez can pounce on him.
Sanchez lands a high kick!
Sanchez stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sanchez throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Blade stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sanchez throws a head kick that Blade semi-blocks.
Blade throws a head kick that misses
enabling Sanchez to counter with a crisp jab.
Sanchez moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sanchez cracks Blade with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blade clinches but Sanchez breaks the clinch
and Sanchez counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bobby Blade has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Carmelo Sanchez is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick misses from Sanchez.

And that's the end of the fight!
Carmelo Sanchez showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sanchez has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:25
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:25
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Carmelo Sanchez!
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
65%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rami Stereo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Bundy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



182 cm
21
195 lbs
6 - 0 - 0
185 cm
26
202 lbs
9 - 7 - 0
Great wrestler
Basic striking
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Counter striker
Good gas tank


Crippler's Corner


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rami Stereo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Al Bundy!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Chris Downing.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stereo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stereo shoots for a double leg takedown but Bundy sprawls well. He's pushed Stereo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Stereo looks to throw the jab but Bundy is out of range.
Bundy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Stereo as he jumps to the side.

Stereo shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bundy is trying to defend but Stereo finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stereo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Stereo scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Bundy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Stereo trying to control from half guard but Bundy is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stereo throwing shots but Bundy is blocking nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stereo slips a nice elbow through Bundy's hands, connecting with Bundy's forehead.
Stereo is looking to stall here but Bundy recovers full guard.
Stereo trying to control the position from guard on top but Bundy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stereo connects with a couple of short punches.
Stereo has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Stereo working some strikes from top position.
Bundy has Stereo pulled in close to control his posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stereo postures up in Bundy's guard and throws a big left but Bundy blocks it.
Stereo trying to control the position from guard on top but Bundy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bundy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bundy thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Bundy prevents Stereo from improving his position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Bundy lands a nice short elbow.
Stereo is trying to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stereo moves into full guard.
Bundy trying to control the position from guard on top but Stereo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stereo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bundy won't allow Stereo to sweep him here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bundy with a nice head shot there.
Stereo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bundy throwing strikes but missing.
Bundy trying to control the position from guard on top but Stereo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Stereo has his takedown stuffed

and Bundy counters with a takedown into side control.
Stereo taking punishment in the form of punches.
Stereo tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Bundy presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Stereo working to try and regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Al Bundy will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!



Stereo scores with a takedown into Bundy's guard.
Bundy seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Stereo wants to pass the guard but Bundy is keeping the position.
Bundy working a defensive guard here.
Bundy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Stereo's guard.
Bundy preventing the sweep.
Stereo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bundy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy preventing the sweep.
Bundy content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Bundy trying to control but Stereo is working from the bottom.
Stereo wants to sweep but no luck.
Bundy looking to pass the guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Bundy tries to land a leg kick but Stereo saw it coming and moves away.
Nice uppercut lands for Stereo. That snapped Bundy's head back.
Bundy slips under a jab from Stereo.
Stereo gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Bundy counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stereo won't be happy with that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stereo is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Al Bundy has got the better of the ground game so far.
Stereo gets full guard.
Stereo throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Stereo has momentary wrist control but Bundy slips an elbow through the middle.
Stereo is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bundy is staying active underneath Stereo, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bundy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Stereo.
Stereo working over Bundy with some ground and pound. Bundy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Stereo is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stereo is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Stereo thows a huge punch but Bundy dodges it nicely.
Nice strikes from Stereo there.
Bundy is trying to maintain the position but Stereo is very close to passing his half guard.
Stereo trying to control the pace.
Stereo is looking to take a break and control but Bundy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stereo takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Bundy trying to control but Stereo postures up.
Stereo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bundy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bundy is not content to let Stereo control the position.
Bundy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Stereo wants to control but Bundy is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rami Stereo dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!


Stereo throws a combination that misses

and Bundy counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Stereo's guard now.
Stereo working a defensive guard here.
Stereo has Bundy pulled in close to control his posture.
Bundy trying to control but Stereo is working from the bottom.
Stereo wants to control the position but Bundy says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Bundy moves into full mount! Stereo won't be happy about that!
Bundy working Stereo over with strikes here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stereo is squirming around, avoiding Bundy's attempts to control the action.
Stereo tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Stereo tries to hold on but Bundy pushes him away.
Bundy with a couple of short strikes.

It looks like Rami Stereo has been cut.
Stereo can't escape the position.
Bundy avoids the attempt from Stereo to control.
Stereo regains half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stereo tries to get to full guard but Bundy has control of the leg.
Stereo moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Stereo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Stereo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Stereo manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stereo is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Stereo working the ground and pound effectively.
A nice elbow there by Stereo.
Bundy regains half guard.
Bundy is refusing to be controlled, as Stereo sits in half guard.
Bundy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Stereo is working away from the top position though.
Bundy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stereo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Stereo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bundy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Stereo.
Bundy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Stereo.
Stereo trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bundy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Stereo.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Stereo decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Bundy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Stereo.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Al Bundy.
I think Bundy has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Al Bundy!
S C
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
55%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sluggo Brott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ken Kelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ken Kelly will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.



191 cm
24
221 lbs
6 - 1 - 0
185 cm
26
215 lbs
8 - 2 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


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Crippler's Corner


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sluggo Brott!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ken Kelly!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brott throws a right hand that Kelly ducks under and follows up with a left that Kelly also avoids with ease.
Kelly uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Brott.
Brott throws a hook but Kelly blocks it.

Kelly moves into range and clinches up with Brott.
Kelly stops a takedown attempt from Brott.
Kelly lands a hook that snaps the head of Brott backwards.
Brott goes for a takedown attempt but Kelly pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Kelly fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Brott is out of range.
Brott circles away from the clinch attempt.
Brott looks to land a combination but Kelly avoids it well.
Brott throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brott lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kelly lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Brott at a distance.
Kelly fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A jab from Kelly does it's job there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kelly cracks a nice hook into Brott's ribs.
Brott is breathing heavily.

Kelly closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Kelly lands in his opponent's guard.
Kelly trying to control the position from guard on top but Brott is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelly slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Kelly postures up and lands a big shot to Brott's brow.
Brott being controlled here, momentarily.
Kelly missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Kelly missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Kelly thows a big elbow that misses.
Kelly throws a strike but Brott rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Brott trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kelly manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Kelly is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Brott tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Kelly trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Brott bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kelly looking to control.
Brott tries to free his leg and advance position but Kelly is retaining full guard.
Kelly has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Brott trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Brott is looking to advance position but Kelly has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Kelly working the ground and pound effectively.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Kelly is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Brott to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Brott shrugs it off.

Kelly is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Brott can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Kelly trying to control but Brott is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kelly with a couple of short strikes.
Brott is in all sorts of trouble here.

Kelly jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Brott is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Brott and Kelly has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Brott is looking for a sweep.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brott is not content to let Kelly control the position.
Kelly lands a few punches from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ken Kelly dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Brott jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kelly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brott.
Brott keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kelly.
Brott throws an overhand right that lands on Kelly's shoulder, as Kelly tries to avoid the shot.
Kelly misses with an uppercut.
Kelly lands a jab to the nose.
Brott keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kelly looks to throw the jab but Brott is out of range.
A left lands for Kelly.
Brott closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Brott scores with a hook to the body. Kelly takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Brott scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Kelly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Brott sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brott slips a jab from Kelly.
Kelly uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Brott.
Brott getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelly tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kelly chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kelly swings for the body but Brott moves out of range.
Brott dodges the punch combination from Kelly.
Brott misses with a looping left.
Some wild striking there from Brott.
Brott misses with a looping right.
Kelly catches Brott with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Brott throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kelly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Brott misses with a body shot.
Kelly connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Brott momentarily.
Kelly looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brott throws an overhand right that lands on Kelly's shoulder, as Kelly tries to avoid the shot.
Brott shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kelly as he avoids it easily.

Kelly drops Brott with a right and a left! Kelly comes rushing in but Brott regains his composure and manages to keep Kelly in guard.

Brott is rocked!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kelly postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Brott covers up, he's hurt! Kelly keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Kelly and the ref steps in to end the fight! Kelly can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ken Kelly!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
92%

 

Main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cormac McCarthy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vinicius Monkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McCarthy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Walk With Me In Hell. Vinicius Monkey told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!



180 cm
23
181 lbs
12 - 4 - 1
178 cm
23
170 lbs
5 - 1 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cormac McCarthy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vinicius Monkey!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCarthy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Monkey.
McCarthy lands a high kick!
Monkey throws out a loose jab but McCarthy uses good head movement to avoid it.
A combination from Monkey does no damage.
Monkey swings for the body but McCarthy moves out of range.
Monkey keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Monkey dodges the punch combination from McCarthy.
Monkey throws a jab but it's blocked by McCarthy.
Monkey falls off balance throwing a combination
and McCarthy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monkey misses with a combination
and McCarthy counters with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An inside leg kick lands from McCarthy.
Monkey looks gassed!
Monkey falls off balance throwing a combination
and McCarthy counters with a head kick that wobbles Monkey - left then right he sways and one more bomb from McCarthy sends him down. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cormac McCarthy!
Cormac McCarthy retains his welterweight title!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

 
 
 
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