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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shael Connen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mika Kovalainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mika Kovalainen is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.



185 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0
190 cm
22
198 lbs
0 - 4 - 0
Decent wrestler
Brawler
Intelligent
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent


Brute


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Shael Connen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mika Kovalainen!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kovalainen closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Connen quickly recovers to half guard.
Kovalainen is trying to control the action in half guard but Connen is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Connen is controlling Kovalainen's position as best he can from this difficult position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Connen is looking to improve his position.
Connen controlling the position for now.
Kovalainen trying to control from half guard but Connen is working away.

Mika Kovalainen has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Connen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kovalainen shoots in but no luck this time.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kovalainen is defended easily by Connen.
Connen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Connen throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Kovalainen was covering up waiting for the punch and Connen finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Connen slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Connen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Connen is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Kovalainen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Shael Connen has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Connen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kovalainen was well out of range. Poor timing from Connen.
Kovalainen fails to land the takedown.
Shael Connen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mika Kovalainen.
Kovalainen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Connen paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Connen bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Connen is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Kovalainen has escaped the position, nice work there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Connen remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Connen laying and praying for a moment but Kovalainen takes advantage and regains half guard.
Kovalainen is trying to maintain the position but Connen is very close to passing his half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Connen in particular looking to stall.
Kovalainen trying to control here.
Connen is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Connen is pressing down on Kovalainen's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kovalainen is holding on for now.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Shael Connen wasn't doing enough on the ground.

Connen scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kovalainen manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Connen drops an elbow to the side of Kovalainen's head.
Kovalainen slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shael Connen dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!



Connen fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Kovalainen sprawls well initially but Connen persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Kovalainen wants to control but Connen is keeping busy.
Connen trying to control the pace.
Kovalainen manages to get to full guard.
Connen stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kovalainen swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Connen landing some decent shots from guard.
Connen stays in close to Kovalainen's body and controls the position.
Kovalainen working a defensive guard here.
Connen controlling from the top position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Kovalainen gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Connen counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Connen wants to pass the guard but Kovalainen is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Connen drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Kovalainen manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Connen has Kovalainen in his guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kovalainen wants to control from the top but Connen keeps moving.
Kovalainen's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Connen controlling Kovalainen's posture.
Connen on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Connen tries to get out of the position.
Connen's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Connen closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Kovalainen did well to prevent Connen getting side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Connen is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are battling for position here. Kovalainen manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Connen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kovalainen is keeping the position for now.
Kovalainen lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Connen!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Connen tries to lock up and control but Kovalainen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Connen is trying to escape the mount.
Connen slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Kovalainen prevents Connen from improving his position.
Kovalainen wants to take a breather but Connen is having none of it.
Connen has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kovalainen is working away from the top position though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Connen looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kovalainen stalling away here and it's allowed Connen to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shael Connen dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.



Connen rushes Kovalainen and presses him up against the cage.
Kovalainen is looking for a takedown.

Connen turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Connen manages to end up in side control.
Connen controlling the position from side mount.
Kovalainen tries to bench press Connen off him but Connen keeps the position.
Connen cracks Kovalainen with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Connen wants to control but Kovalainen is keeping him busy.
Connen staying calm.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Connen tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Kovalainen is trying to improve his position.
Connen misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Kovalainen tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Connen easily slips into full mount!
Connen wants to control but instead Kovalainen manages to regain half guard.
Kovalainen works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kovalainen keeping full guard, as Connen tries to pass.
Connen looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Kovalainen controls Connen momentarily but Connen frees himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kovalainen can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Connen controls the pace.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Connen looking to sit in guard and control but Kovalainen gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Connen is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Connen is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Connen doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Connen keeping full guard, as Kovalainen tries to pass.
Connen keeping moving, preventing Kovalainen from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kovalainen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Connen pulls Kovalainen in close to his closed guard and prevents Kovalainen from doing any damage or advancing position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Connen gets the takedown into side control.
Mika Kovalainen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
You can see the frustration on Kovalainen's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kovalainen striking from the bottom but nothing landed.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shael Connen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Connen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shael Connen!

A determined Shael Connen didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
48%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Carlos Condit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scooter McDaniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!



188 cm
19
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
188 cm
19
170 lbs
1 - 3 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Inexperienced
BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed


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Blood Bank ($10)
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Carlos Condit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Scooter McDaniels!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Sam Margolis and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDaniels connects with a solid leg kick.

McDaniels shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than McDaniels was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
McDaniels looking to control but Condit is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Condit is trying to stand.
McDaniels is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Condit can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
McDaniels pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDaniels looking to control but Condit is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
McDaniels lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

Condit is rocked!
McDaniels connects with a bit shot that sees Condit covering up! More strikes from McDaniels and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! McDaniels is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Scooter McDaniels!
Scooter McDaniels was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
87%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Garfunkel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Will McCarthy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garfunkel comes to the cage accompanied by Haifisch. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?



208 cm
21
272 lbs
3 - 1 - 0
200 cm
19
220 lbs
0 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Frank Garfunkel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Will McCarthy!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, William Gold and James Atkins.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McCarthy gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

McCarthy looking for a guillotine here but Garfunkel defends easily.
Garfunkel makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McCarthy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Garfunkel advances to half guard.
Garfunkel landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Garfunkel is nestled in close to McCarthy, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

McCarthy is rocked!
Garfunkel moves nicely into side control.
McCarthy is still in real trouble! Can Garfunkel finish him?
The crowd goes nuts as Garfunkel knocks McCarthy out cold with a massive hammerfist! Garfunkel Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Frank Garfunkel!
A relieved looking Frank Garfunkel thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
S C
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ray Lewis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bo Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lewis comes to the cage accompanied by Hit em up 2pac. Tyson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. God save the Queen kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



186 cm
21
245 lbs
2 - 2 - 0
195 cm
26
275 lbs
2 - 1 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
KO power
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined


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Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Damnfield clothing


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ray Lewis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Bo Tyson!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Paul Tew and James Glass.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyson avoids the head kick by Lewis.

Lewis clinches up with Tyson and pushes him back against the cage.
Tyson pushes Lewis back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tyson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nice elbow from Lewis.
Lewis is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Tyson is defending well for now.
Tyson digs a right hand into Lewis's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lewis's gas tank.
Lewis misses with a body punch.
Lewis pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lewis misses with a knee to the head.
Tyson is looking to break free of the clinch but Lewis has double underhooks.
Tyson pushes Lewis back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tyson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Tyson blocks an uppercut.
Tyson working hard to break the clinch.
Lewis prevents Tyson from breaking the clinch.
Lewis is trying to stall.
Tyson tries to break the clinch but Lewis is controlling the position.
Tyson working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson tries to break free but Lewis pushes him back against the cage.
Lewis throws a punch but it's blocked by Tyson.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lewis.
Lewis is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lewis tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Tyson is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Lewis pushes off an throws an elbow but Tyson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Tyson breaks from the clinch.
Lewis fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lewis shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Tyson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lewis walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Tyson has Lewis up against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tyson wants to break free but Lewis has control.
Tyson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lewis is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Tyson has had enough of the clinch but Lewis keeps him there for the moment.
Lewis keeps control of Tyson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lewis keeps control of Tyson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lewis trying to stall but Tyson improves his position.
Lewis struggles to land a body shot inside as Tyson controls his hands.
Lewis blocks the elbow strike.
Tyson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lewis is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Tyson is keeping busy.
Tyson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lewis avoids it.
Lewis keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Tyson's efforts to push away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lewis keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Tyson's efforts to push away.
Lewis with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Tyson throws an elbow but it misses.
Lewis tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lewis has Tyson pressed against the cage, preventing Tyson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Tyson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Tyson scores with a shoulder strike.
Tyson blocks the elbow strike.
Tyson managing to block the knees to the body from Lewis.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Tyson just leaning against Lewis, taking a breather.
Tyson is looking to break free of the clinch but Lewis has double underhooks.
Lewis looking to throw knees to the head but Tyson is blocking nicely.
Lewis swings wildly with an uppercut but Tyson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tyson tries to break the clinch but Lewis is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lewis takes a shot to the head.
Tyson has had enough of the clinch but Lewis keeps him there for the moment.
Nice elbow from Lewis.

It looks like Bo Tyson has been cut.
Lewis with a knee to the head.
Lewis misses with some punches.
Lewis misses with a knee strike.
Lewis prevents Tyson from breaking the clinch.
Lewis with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Tyson lands a body punch in the clinch.
Lewis is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tyson wants to break free but Lewis has control.
Lewis is trying to stall.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A knee to the head by Lewis.
Tyson stalling the fight.
Tyson lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bo Tyson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bo Tyson's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Tyson lands a glancing blow to the side of Lewis's head.

Lewis is rocked!
Lewis lands with a kick to the temple. Tyson shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Lewis ducks right into an uppercut from Tyson.
Oh Lewis is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lewis tries a head kick but it misses.
Tyson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lewis looks up at the clock. Bad move! Tyson lands a right hand from hell, dropping Lewis. Tyson pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bo Tyson!
A very excited looking Bo Tyson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jay Zol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Julian Krol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Julian Krol told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!



170 cm
22
160 lbs
2 - 3 - 0
176 cm
22
155 lbs
5 - 3 - 1
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Jay Zol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Julian Krol!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Chris Edwards and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zol scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Jay Zol seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Zol drives through with a takedown into guard.
Zol throws a big elbow that misses.
Krol looking to hit a scissor sweep but Zol is one step ahead there.
Krol working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zol.
Zol stopping the sweep attempt from Krol.
Krol throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Krol has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Krol looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Zol stands up over Krol, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zol keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Krol's head.
Zol is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Krol is rocked!
Zol is looking to work some ground and pound but Krol has wrist control.
Krol is still in real trouble! Can Zol finish him?
Zol throwing strikes from guard but Krol blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zol throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Krol works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Krol seems to have recovered his senses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Zol accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Krol is pulling down on Zol's head. It's preventing any offense from Zol, at least for the moment.
Zol postures up in Krol's guard and throws a big left but Krol blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Krol uses the cage to get back to his feet.
A combination from Zol does no damage.
Krol wants to land a leg kick but Zol is out of range.
Zol looks to land a left hand but Krol moved out of range nicely.
Krol tries to clinch but Zol is having none of it.
Zol shoots for a takedown but Krol saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A combination from Zol does no damage.
Zol doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Krol to counter with a crisp jab.
Zol gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Krol counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Zol is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jay Zol. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zol shoots for a takedown but Krol saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krol defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Zol.
Nice takedown defense from Krol. No joy for Zol on that attempt.
Krol misses the shot to the body.
Krol connects with a body shot.

Krol forces Zol back against the cage and clinches.
Krol lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zol has Krol pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Krol manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Krol lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zol backwards.
Nice body punch from Krol.
Krol has Zol pushed against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Krol.
Krol lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Krol.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Krol turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Krol manages to end up in side control.
Krol sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Zol is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Krol working the strikes but Zol uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Krol seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Zol does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Krol throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Krol wants to control but Zol is keeping him busy.
Krol wants to pass to mount but Zol is defending the position.
Krol missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zol avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Krol.
Zol regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Krol.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Krol throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Zol works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Krol throws a big right hand that misses.
Zol is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Krol is controlling him.
Krol connects with a couple of short punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Krol works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Krol thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Krol wants to take a breather but Zol is having none of it.
Zol regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Krol.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Julian Krol dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Zol's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Zol duly obliges.
Krol moves away from the strike by Zol.
Krol shoots in looking for a takedown but Zol manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Krol's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Zol misses with a double jab.
Zol changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Krol tries to avoid it but Zol manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Krol to the ground. Krol escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Zol avoids the head kick by Krol.
Zol dives in and grabs Krol's left leg, looking for a takedown. Krol pushes down on Zol's head and hops out.
Zol shoots for a takedown but Krol saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jay Zol. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Krol misses with a looping right.
Krol tries to clinch but Zol is having none of it.
Zol misses with a takedown attempt - Krol sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Zol keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Zol looking to score a takedown here. Krol is defending well but Zol drives through and ends up in Krol's guard.
Zol working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Krol is looking to stand up but Zol isn't so interested in that idea.
Zol missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Krol utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Krol is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Krol is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Zol postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Krol working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zol.
Krol is trying to control the position but Zol postures up.
Krol utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Krol throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Zol is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zol throws a strike but Krol rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Krol throwing strikes but missing.
Krol throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Zol works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Krol distracts Zol with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Krol throws a strike but Zol rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Krol trying to keep a closed guard but Zol is proving a slippery customer.
Zol is looking to work some ground and pound but Krol has wrist control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zol passes easily into side control. Nice work.
An elbow from Zol crashes against the mat.
Krol struggling a bit here.
Krol is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Zol is staying active.
Krol is trying to get back to half guard.
Krol avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Zol.
Krol is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Krol's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Krol parries the strikes from Zol easily there. Zol is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Krol to escape.
Krol is working to avoid the ground and pound but Zol connects with a decent elbow.
Krol wants to control but Zol postures up.
Krol is trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Krol is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

Zol looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Zol creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Krol sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Krol tries to bench press Zol off him but Zol keeps the position.
Zol working the head with strikes.

It looks like Julian Krol has been cut.
Krol is trying to improve his position.
Zol misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Krol takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Krol is trying to get back to his feet.
Krol is breathing heavily.
Krol is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zol throwing strikes but missing, from side control.

Zol tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Zol has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Zol in side control, throwing shots but Krol defends.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jay Zol dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Julian Krol's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!


Zol looks to land a right hand but Krol moved out of range.
Zol fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Krol avoids it really well and circles away.
Zol throws a body punch but Krol moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Zol scores with a four punch combination!
Krol wants to clinch up but Zol keeps it at a distance.
Zol swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Krol counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Zol closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Zol lands in his opponent's guard.
Krol is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Zol working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Zol throws a big elbow that misses.
Zol throwing strikes but missing.
Zol with a nice head shot there.
Krol has his hands on Zol's head, controlling the position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zol won't allow Krol to sweep him here.
Zol working some strikes from top position.
Krol tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Krol trying to keep a closed guard but Zol is proving a slippery customer.
Zol working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jay Zol overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Zol works over Krol with some ground and pound from guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zol throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Krol pulls Zol in close to prevent any damage.
Krol looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Krol keeping full guard, as Zol tries to pass.
Krol working a defensive guard here.
Zol lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Krol is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Zol slips nicely into half guard.
Zol takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Zol thows a huge punch but Krol dodges it nicely.
Zol working the head and body with strikes.
Zol throwing shots but Krol is blocking nicely.
Krol wants to get back to full guard.
Zol looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Zol is nestled in close to Krol, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zol lands a big elbow - Krol is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Zol!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jay Zol!
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Vincent Escargesa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Punchy McBrawlbrawl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Escargesa comes to the cage accompanied by Just click it and listen already. The key to victory for Vincent Escargesa has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.



189 cm
20
197 lbs
2 - 0 - 0
185 cm
20
192 lbs
3 - 1 - 0
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vincent Escargesa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Punchy McBrawlbrawl!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and Colin Fotheringham.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Escargesa misses the target.
Vincent Escargesa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice body punch from Escargesa.
McBrawlbrawl wants to clinch up but Escargesa keeps it at a distance.
McBrawlbrawl takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McBrawlbrawl takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McBrawlbrawl drops his hands momentarily and Escargesa takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Escargesa lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

McBrawlbrawl gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A frustrated look appears on McBrawlbrawl's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Escargesa lands a hook that snaps the head of McBrawlbrawl backwards.
Escargesa looking to stall.
Good body shot from Escargesa.
Escargesa tries to throw a body punch but McBrawlbrawl avoids it by throwing Escargesa back against the cage.
Escargesa lands a body shot in the clinch.
McBrawlbrawl looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Escargesa makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Escargesa breaks the clinch.
McBrawlbrawl moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

It looks like Punchy McBrawlbrawl has been cut.
McBrawlbrawl tries to clinch but Escargesa moves away
and Escargesa makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Escargesa! McBrawlbrawl is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vincent Escargesa!
A victorious Vincent Escargesa thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
71%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tomasz Drwal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Kicko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



187 cm
20
224 lbs
1 - 0 - 0
186 cm
26
218 lbs
4 - 2 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin


$10


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tomasz Drwal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Kicko!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Kicko throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kicko, as that shot connected.
Drwal throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Drwal scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kicko doesn't seem bothered though.
A jab lands there for Drwal.

It looks like Mike Kicko has been cut.
Kicko misses with a kick to the body.
Drwal connects with a looping right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice cross by Drwal.
A bone on bone clash there as Drwal blocks the leg kick.
Drwal swings for the body but Kicko moves out of range.
Kicko slips under a jab.
Kicko moves away from the strike by Drwal.
Drwal scores with a shot to the body.
Drwal ducks under a wild hook from Kicko.
Drwal with a hook.
Drwal pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drwal swings for the body but Kicko moves out of range.
Drwal steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kicko.
Drwal misses with a hook. Kicko ducked under it nicely.
Drwal connects with a nice looking jab.
Drwal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Drwal throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tomasz Drwal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kicko moves out of range as Drwal throws a body kick.
Drwal throws a looping overhand right but Kicko ducks down to avoid it.
Drwal scores with the left hand. Kicko knows he should have avoided that one.
Drwal leaves Kicko with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Drwal connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Drwal just misses with a punch to the body.
Kicko throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jab, jab by Drwal - just one landing.
Drwal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kicko.
Drwal lands with an overhand left.

That has opened up Mike Kicko's cut even more.
Drwal uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A combination from Kicko does no damage.
Kicko takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Drwal swings for the body but Kicko moves out of range.

A jab-cross combination lands for Drwal and sends Kicko crashing to the mat! Drwal follows him down to the mat - Kicko regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!

Kicko is rocked!
Drwal sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Kicko is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Drwal perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kicko is trying to control but can't.
Kicko is trying to get back to full guard.
Drwal is trying to control the action in half guard but Kicko is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Tomasz Drwal wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Kicko slips under a jab from Drwal.
Kicko takes a jab right on the kisser.
Drwal throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kicko keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drwal.
Drwal misses with an uppercut. Kicko saw that one coming.
Drwal bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kicko ducks under a wild hook from Drwal.
Kicko throws a low kick but Drwal moves out of range easily.
A big left from Drwal misses.
Kicko ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kicko drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

The cut above Mike Kicko's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Drwal thows a left - swing and a miss!
Drwal slips under a jab from Kicko.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Drwal displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kicko throws out the jab.
Drwal pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A bone on bone clash there as Kicko blocks the leg kick.
Drwal's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kicko under the eye.
Drwal getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Drwal is looking to land body kicks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Drwal misses with a wild body shot.
Drwal avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kicko just misses with a punch to the body.
Kicko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tomasz Drwal dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mike Kicko's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Drwal just misses with a punch to the body.
Kicko misses with a body shot
and Drwal counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kicko tries to land a front kick but Drwal steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Drwal misses with a wild combination.
Kicko takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Drwal lands a lovely overhand right.
Kicko takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Drwal scores with a hook to the body. Kicko takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jab by Drwal.
Drwal finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Drwal works Kicko's body with a nice hook.
Drwal keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kicko.
Kicko is trying hard to land a takedown here. Drwal sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Tomasz Drwal is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drwal moves out of range of the body kick from Kicko.
Drwal lands a right hook to the body.
Kicko is breathing heavily.
Kicko moves away from the strike by Drwal.
Kicko avoids the body shot from Drwal.
Drwal bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Drwal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Drwal changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tomasz Drwal is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kicko slips a straight right by Drwal.
Kicko fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Drwal manages to avoid it.
Drwal connects with a body shot that sends Kicko's belly button to the back.
Jab from Drwal.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kicko misses with a wild combination.
Drwal scores with the left hand. Kicko knows he should have avoided that one.

Mike Kicko's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drwal lands a jab.
Drwal lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kicko at a distance.
Drwal is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kicko can do to turn this around?
Drwal digs a good hook to Kicko's body.
Drwal misses with a hook.
Kicko steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Drwal.
Drwal connects with a right hand. Kicko shakes it off.
Drwal throws out a loose jab but Kicko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drwal lands a nice hook to Kicko's body. Kicko takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kicko comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kicko uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Drwal.
Drwal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kicko sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kicko thows a body shot but no joy.
Kicko moves forwards but Drwal connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kicko blocks a jab.
Kicko uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Drwal.
Kicko throws a front kick aimed at Drwal's knee but Drwal avoids it well.
Kicko walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mike Kicko's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tomasz Drwal!
Tomasz Drwal thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
71%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kristen Oy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Brock Lesnar Entrance. Kristen Oy has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.



222 cm
20
250 lbs
3 - 2 - 0
191 cm
19
266 lbs
3 - 0 - 0
BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin
Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin


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[CLOSED] Xtreme Laundry
$10


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Kristen Oy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Brock Lesnar !
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Donald Grub and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar fails to land with a series of punches.
Lesnar connects with a body shot that sends Oy's belly button to the back.
Lesnar misses with the combination.
No joy there for Lesnar , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lesnar lands an overhand right.

It looks like Kristen Oy has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oy with a poor takedown
and Lesnar counters with a right hand to the body.
Oy is breathing heavily.
Lesnar lands a jab to Oy's midsection.
Lesnar swinging wildly here.

Lesnar waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Oy. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Oy to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Lesnar gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
OH! Oy has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Lesnar smells blood and charges in for the finish! Lesnar unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Oy sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Brock Lesnar !
Brock Lesnar made sure to mention his sponsor, [CLOSED] Xtreme Laundry in his post fight interview.
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tadas Menelaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



182 cm
24
275 lbs
7 - 0 - 0
197 cm
23
232 lbs
5 - 0 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tadas Menelaos!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Menelaos ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
Menelaos swings and misses with a hook to the body.
PoopyPants shoots in looking for a takedown. Menelaos tries to sprawl out of it but PoopyPants keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Menelaos manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Menelaos falls off balance throwing a combination
and PoopyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Menelaos comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by PoopyPants as he connects with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Menelaos misses with a straight right.
Menelaos throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A slow jab from Menelaos misses its intended target.
PoopyPants takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Menelaos throws a series of punches but PoopyPants moves out of range.
PoopyPants fails with an attempt to clinch.
PoopyPants avoids a punch combination nicely.
PoopyPants tries to clinch but Menelaos moves out of range.
Menelaos fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
PoopyPants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Menelaos.
Menelaos fakes high and swings low for a body shot but PoopyPants manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Menelaos throws a body punch but PoopyPants moves out of range.
A slow jab from Menelaos misses its intended target.
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Menelaos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Menelaos swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Menelaos throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Menelaos throws a body punch but PoopyPants moves out of range.
PoopyPants connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Menelaos momentarily.
Menelaos comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
PoopyPants ducks under a wild hook from Menelaos.
Menelaos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but PoopyPants was well out of range. Poor timing from Menelaos.
Menelaos takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Menelaos is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Menelaos throws a combination. PoopyPants tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Menelaos throws a combination that misses
letting PoopyPants counter with a right hand.
PoopyPants tries to clinch there but Menelaos circles away.
Menelaos is really struggling to find his range with his punches. PoopyPants's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Menelaos takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Menelaos defending well as PoopyPants loads up on a big left hand.
Menelaos takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
PoopyPants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
PoopyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Menelaos sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tadas Menelaos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Menelaos. PoopyPants does a little dance to reset his feet.

PoopyPants steps into range and cracks Menelaos with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Menelaos flops backwards and PoopyPants dives into his guard looking to finish!

Menelaos is rocked!
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
PoopyPants missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Menelaos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
PoopyPants is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants wants to pass the guard but Menelaos is keeping the position.
PoopyPants wants to control from the top but Menelaos keeps moving.

OK we're going to have a standup here. BitchFace PoopyPants hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
The fight stays on the outside here - PoopyPants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
PoopyPants has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Menelaos ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
PoopyPants throws a jab when Menelaos was well out of range.
Menelaos misses with a straight right.
Menelaos throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Menelaos misses with a wild combination.
PoopyPants is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Menelaos had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
PoopyPants doesn't manage to clinch there - Menelaos circles away.
No joy there for Menelaos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
PoopyPants throws a lazy right hand but Menelaos sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
PoopyPants scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Menelaos keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from PoopyPants.
Menelaos throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Menelaos is looking to wear down PoopyPants with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Menelaos misses with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
PoopyPants tries to clinch up but Menelaos circles away and keeps his distance.
PoopyPants doesn't manage to clinch there - Menelaos circles away.
Menelaos misses with a wild body shot.
Menelaos takes a swing at PoopyPants's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Menelaos swings widly with a right hand
and PoopyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

PoopyPants clinches with his opponent.
PoopyPants misses with an elbow strike.
PoopyPants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Menelaos just misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Menelaos tries to bum rush PoopyPants with a series of wild strikes but PoopyPants uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

PoopyPants takes the fight into the clinch.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for PoopyPants. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
PoopyPants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
PoopyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Menelaos blocking some punches.
PoopyPants blocks an uppercut.

Menelaos breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Menelaos throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Menelaos takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tadas Menelaos is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice uppercut lands for PoopyPants. That snapped Menelaos's head back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Menelaos fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Menelaos takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Oooooh!!! Menelaos has knocked PoopyPants down with a huge combo! Menelaos steps away and waves a wobbly PoopyPants back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like BitchFace PoopyPants has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Menelaos drops his hands momentarily and PoopyPants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
PoopyPants scores with a jab.

PoopyPants clinches up with Menelaos and pushes him back against the cage.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Menelaos leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
PoopyPants misses with the head strike.
Menelaos wants to break the clinch but can't.
PoopyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Menelaos.
A head punch on the inside from Menelaos fails to land.
Menelaos takes an elbow to the temple.
PoopyPants stalling the fight.
PoopyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Menelaos wants to get back to striking at distance but PoopyPants won't allow it.

Menelaos breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
PoopyPants lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
PoopyPants lands with a cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Menelaos ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
Menelaos throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting PoopyPants counter with a right hand.
Menelaos thows a left - swing and a miss!
Menelaos misses with a looping right.
Menelaos will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Menelaos looks to land a right hand but PoopyPants moved out of range.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A nice combination there by Menelaos.
PoopyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot that snaps Menelaos's head back.
PoopyPants connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Menelaos momentarily.
PoopyPants feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Menelaoss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
PoopyPants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Menelaos looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Menelaos ducks right into an uppercut from PoopyPants.
Oh Menelaos is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
PoopyPants wants to clinch.
Menelaos seems to have got his legs back now.
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Menelaos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Menelaos! He dives into his guard looking to finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as PoopyPants accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
PoopyPants missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
PoopyPants trying to control but Menelaos is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants stays in close to Menelaos's body and controls the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
PoopyPants showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up. BitchFace PoopyPants was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Menelaos waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract PoopyPants.
PoopyPants bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Menelaos's head.
Menelaos scores with a one two! PoopyPants had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The fighters circling - PoopyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
PoopyPants lands a jab.
Menelaos connects with a good right hand that stumbles PoopyPants. PoopyPants circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Menelaos lands a nice shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on BitchFace PoopyPants's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Menelaos throws a lazy right hand but PoopyPants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Menelaos misses with a looping left.
Menelaos misses with a double jab
and PoopyPants counters with a straight right hand.

PoopyPants has closed the distance and engaged Menelaos in a clinch.
PoopyPants keeps control of Menelaos as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Menelaos dodges an elbow strike from PoopyPants.
Menelaos misses with a body punch.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside that Menelaos shrugs off.
Menelaos blocks a punch to the side of the head.
PoopyPants lands a body shot in the clinch.
Menelaos wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside that Menelaos shrugs off.
PoopyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Menelaos's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Menelaos throws a right and a left that both miss.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Menelaos swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
Menelaos will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
PoopyPants throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Menelaos stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

PoopyPants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
PoopyPants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Menelaos avoids the elbow strike from PoopyPants, against the cage.
A short uppercut from PoopyPants.
Menelaos looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A nice glancing elbow lands by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Menelaos is defending well for now.
A short right from PoopyPants.
Menelaos blocks the elbow strike.
PoopyPants throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Menelaos takes an elbow to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Menelaos is trying to force a seperation but PoopyPants has the dominant position.
PoopyPants looks to throw an elbow but misses.
PoopyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Menelaos's defenses.
PoopyPants lands an elbow just above Menelaos 's eye.
PoopyPants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Menelaos wants to break the clinch but can't.
PoopyPants takes a shot to the head.
PoopyPants lands an elbow that stopped Menelaos in his tracks for a moment.
PoopyPants lands an elbow just above Menelaos 's eye.
PoopyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
PoopyPants gets through Menelaos's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Menelaos blocks a punch to the side of the head.
PoopyPants slowing the pace effectively.
PoopyPants lands an elbow just above Menelaos 's eye.
Menelaos blocks an elbow strike.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Menelaos leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Menelaos's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Menelaos throws a hook but PoopyPants blocks it.
Menelaos lands the left hand.
Menelaos keeps the fight on the outside.
Menelaos lands a straight punch to the body, keeping PoopyPants at a distance.
PoopyPants is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

PoopyPants gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Menelaos can't break the clinch.

Menelaos breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
PoopyPants is looking to clinch.
PoopyPants bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Menelaos's head backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
PoopyPants loads up on a big right hand but Menelaos slips the punch.
Menelaos throws a lazy right hand but PoopyPants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Menelaos throws a right and a left that PoopyPants avoids nicely.

PoopyPants drops his shoulder and cracks Menelaos with a huge uppercut! Menelaos goes down! Can PoopyPants finish him?
Menelaos utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Menelaos holds on and takes a little breather.
PoopyPants lands a couple of elbows.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
PoopyPants stands up over Menelaos, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BitchFace PoopyPants's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Menelaos tries to move into range but PoopyPants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Menelaos moves out of range.
Menelaos jabs PoopyPants right on the nose. PoopyPants blinks but takes it well.
PoopyPants might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Menelaos thows a body shot but no joy.
Menelaos takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants scores with a nice right hand.
PoopyPants thows a left - swing and a miss!
A punch combination from Menelaos misses.
Menelaos walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Menelaos throws a right and a left that PoopyPants avoids nicely.

PoopyPants closes the distance and clinches.
Menelaos blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Menelaos manages to break the clinch.
Menelaos misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.

PoopyPants forces Menelaos back against the cage and clinches.
Menelaos working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Menelaos avoids a wild elbow strike from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants looks to throw an elbow but misses.
PoopyPants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Menelaos takes an elbow to the temple.
PoopyPants trying to stall but Menelaos improves his position.
PoopyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
PoopyPants misses with a short punch on the inside.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Menelaos leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Menelaos's defenses.

Menelaos breaks from the clinch.
Menelaos just misses with a punch to the body.

PoopyPants has Menelaos up against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.
A head punch on the inside from PoopyPants fails to land.
Menelaos blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Menelaos lands with a light punch inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants is trying to maintain a safe position but Menelaos gets an underhook and turns PoopyPants into the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, PoopyPants throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Menelaos fails to land.
Menelaos dodges an elbow strike from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Menelaos lands with a short shot to the head.
Menelaos misses with a short punch on the inside.
Menelaos is looking to break free of the clinch but PoopyPants has double underhooks.
PoopyPants misses with an elbow over the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands an elbow that stopped Menelaos in his tracks for a moment.
PoopyPants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Menelaos is keeping busy.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
PoopyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Menelaos controls his hands.
Menelaos avoiding damage as PoopyPants throws knees to the body.
PoopyPants lands with a short shot to the head.
Menelaos blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Menelaos.
PoopyPants working aggressively here.

Menelaos breaks from the clinch.
Menelaos takes one on the button.
PoopyPants avoids the body shot from Menelaos.
PoopyPants misses with a hook. Menelaos ducked under it nicely.
Menelaos misses with a left hand
and PoopyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PoopyPants misses with a straight right.
PoopyPants scores with a jab.
Menelaos scores with a three punch combo!
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut.
Menelaos takes a swing at PoopyPants's ribcage but misses.
PoopyPants fails to land with a series of punches.
Menelaos is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by PoopyPants.
Menelaos drops his hands momentarily and PoopyPants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
PoopyPants looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Menelaos looks to land a left hand but PoopyPants moved out of range nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Menelaos swinging wildly here.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up but Menelaos circles away and keeps his distance.
Menelaos avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on BitchFace PoopyPants's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


PoopyPants lands with a cross.
PoopyPants moves out of range of the strikes.
PoopyPants dodges the punch combination from Menelaos.
A lazy left from Menelaos finds it's target.
PoopyPants throws a hook but Menelaos avoids it easily.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Menelaos manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
PoopyPants slips under a jab.
PoopyPants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Menelaos ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants connects with a nice looking jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Menelaos changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Menelaos displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as PoopyPants throws out the jab.
PoopyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Menelaos's belly button to the back.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Menelaos gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Menelaos throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
PoopyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Menelaos.
The fighters circle momentarily. PoopyPants darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Menelaos scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Menelaos swings widly with a right hand

and PoopyPants lands a stunning uppercut that sends Menelaos to the mat!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Menelaos is staying active underneath PoopyPants, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Menelaos keeping hold of PoopyPants's head, controlling as best he can.

PoopyPants is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Menelaos is working from the bottom.
Tadas Menelaos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

OK we're going to have a standup here. BitchFace PoopyPants hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Menelaos throws a lazy uppercut
and PoopyPants counters with a one-two to the body.
PoopyPants catches Menelaos with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Menelaos is just out of range.
Menelaos fails to land with a series of punches.
PoopyPants shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Menelaos defends it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Menelaos misses with a combination
and Menelaos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice jab there from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants works Menelaos's body with a nice hook.
Menelaos misses with a jab to the body
and PoopyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Menelaos connects with a jab.
Menelaos misses with a hook.
Menelaos digs a good body shot into PoopyPants's ribs.
Menelaos ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.

PoopyPants instigates a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Menelaos breaks the clinch.
Menelaos throws a hook but PoopyPants avoids it easily.
PoopyPants darts in trying to clinch
and Menelaos makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
BitchFace PoopyPants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Menelaos thows a left - swing and a miss!
PoopyPants slips a jab from Menelaos.
Nice shot by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Menelaos manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up.
PoopyPants slips a jab from Menelaos.
A cross from PoopyPants lands.
PoopyPants throws a hook but Menelaos blocks it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from PoopyPants.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sloppy strikes from Menelaos. Those never looked like landing.
Menelaos throws a right and a left that both miss.
PoopyPants punishes Menelaos's body with a nice straight punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
BitchFace PoopyPants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well PoopyPants has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 45:50
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 45:50
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BitchFace PoopyPants!

BitchFace PoopyPants is the new heavyweight champion!
BitchFace PoopyPants took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'That's one step closer to being the baddest man alive! If anyone out there wants a crack at either of my belts, the line starts around the corner! '.
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