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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cj Ivanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saboh Soth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cj Ivanov has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.



190 cm
24
260 lbs
11 - 12 - 0
225 cm
21
275 lbs
4 - 2 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Knockout power


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Cj Ivanov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Saboh Soth!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Soth is looking to clinch.
Ivanov pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ivanov throws a sloppy head kick and Soth moves out of range easily.
Soth fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ivanov tries a head kick but it misses.
Soth fails with an attempt to clinch.

Ivanov lands a big head kick that sends Soth tumbling to the mat! Ivanov takes a step backwards and waves Soth back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Soth is rocked!

It looks like Saboh Soth has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Ivanov gets a big slam - oh, Soth is out! Soth is out! That's a nasty KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Cj Ivanov!
Cj Ivanov seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Harvey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfonso Sosa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sosa has chosen Saliva - Ladies and Gentlemen as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!



188 cm
27
212 lbs
20 - 11 - 2
183 cm
27
221 lbs
17 - 17 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 2, fighting out of London, Paul Harvey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfonso Sosa!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and Sam Margolis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Harvey takes the fight into the clinch.
Sosa trying to stall but Harvey improves his position.
Harvey lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sosa throws a head punch that misses.
Sosa working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sosa swings wildly with an uppercut but Harvey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harvey lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sosa backwards.
Harvey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sosa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Sosa throws a head punch that misses.

Harvey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Harvey ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Harvey fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Harvey jabs at Sosa's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sosa tries to close the distance and clinch but Harvey swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sosa avoids the head kick by Harvey.
Harvey throws a low kick but Sosa moves out of range easily.
Sosa tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Alfonso Sosa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harvey attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Harvey feints and then cracks Sosa's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sosa down.
Harvey misses with a hook. Sosa ducked under it nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sosa looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sosa misses with a hook. Harvey ducked under it nicely.
Sosa wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Harvey gets a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Harvey.
Sosa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sosa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Harvey.

Harvey breaks from the clinch.
Sosa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Harvey thows a body shot but no joy.
Harvey throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sosa's head.

It looks like Alfonso Sosa has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harvey misses with a body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Sosa blocks the leg kick.
Harvey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harvey looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A slow jab from Harvey misses its intended target.
Sosa takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Sosa takes a swing at Harvey's ribcage but misses.
Sosa is looking to clinch.
Sosa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Harvey has taken the fight to the clinch.
Sosa struggles to land a body shot inside as Harvey controls his hands.
Sosa is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Harvey lands a hook that snaps the head of Sosa backwards.
Sosa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Harvey wants to stall.

Harvey breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sosa lands a head kick!
Sosa lands a jab to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sosa getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sosa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sosa checks a leg kick nicely.
Harvey connects with a solid leg kick.
Sosa looks gassed!
Sosa fails in his attempt to clinch.
Harvey works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Harvey has closed the distance and engaged Sosa in a clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sosa.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harvey lands with a right to the head.
Sosa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Harvey prevents a body shot from Sosa.
Harvey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Harvey misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sosa.
Sosa misses with the head strike.
Harvey tries to stall but Sosa uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Harvey is trying to push Sosa away but Sosa has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Harvey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Harvey clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harvey pushes Sosa back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sosa misses with a body punch.
Sosa tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Harvey blocks an uppercut.
Sosa throws a punch but it's blocked by Harvey.

Harvey breaks the clinch.
Harvey throws a front kick aimed at Sosa's knee but Sosa avoids it well.
Sosa keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Harvey throws a hook but Sosa blocks it.
Sosa tries a head kick but it misses.
Sosa ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Harvey motions for Sosa to come forward. Harvey throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sosa lands a head kick. Harvey smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Sosa wants to clinch up but Harvey keeps it at a distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sosa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harvey moves away.
Sosa ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Harvey thows a body shot but no joy.
Harvey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paul Harvey dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Alfonso Sosa's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Sosa blocks a jab.
Harvey scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sosa doesn't seem bothered though.
Harvey moves out of range of the strikes.
Sosa checks a low kick from Harvey.
Harvey has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Sosa throws an off balance right hand
and Harvey counters with a nice uppercut.

Sosa is rocked!
Sosa wants to stay close but Harvey steps back to make room for something. Sosa seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Harvey and Sosa drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Paul Harvey!
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100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Goliaf Tor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Morgan Trendell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



188 cm
24
270 lbs
7 - 5 - 0
200 cm
23
289 lbs
5 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine
BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Goliaf Tor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Morgan Trendell!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trendell looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Tor changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Trendell tries to avoid it but Tor manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Trendell to the ground. Trendell escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Trendell throws a sloppy head kick and Tor moves out of range easily.

Tor closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Trendell's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

Trendell throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Tor might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Tor is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Trendell trying to keep a closed guard but Tor is proving a slippery customer.
Tor missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Trendell is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tor throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Tor wants to control from the top but Trendell keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trendell not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Trendell preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Tor trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Trendell trying to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tor throws a big right hand that misses.
Trendell keeping moving, preventing Tor from controlling successfully.
Tor in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Trendell has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

Trendell is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Tor has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tor is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Tor trying to control but Trendell is working from the bottom.
Tor postures up in Trendell's guard and throws a big left but Trendell blocks it.
Tor working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tor showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Tor postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Trendell keeping moving, preventing Tor from controlling successfully.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trendell throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Trendell keeping full guard, as Tor tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trendell can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Tor controls the pace.
Tor looking to pass the guard.
Tor keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Trendell's head.
Tor connects with a couple of short punches.
Tor slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Trendell is trying to improve his position.
Tor is chipping away with strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tor is putting a hurting on Trendell here, landing some big shots from side control.
You can see the frustration on Trendell's face as Tor controls the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tor cracks Trendell with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Tor throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Tor lands an elbow.

Trendell is rocked!
Tor in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Trendell looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Tor turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Goliaf Tor!
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Crown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell comes into the arena with call to prayer blaring out of the sound system. Thomas Crown has the eye of the tiger tonight.



191 cm
26
194 lbs
12 - 5 - 0
183 cm
23
187 lbs
5 - 2 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine
BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank


Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Thomas Crown!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, William Gold and James Ackerman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell is looking to slow Crown down with leg kicks.
Fuckwell moves out of range as Crown strikes.
Crown's corner calls for a 1-2. Crown obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fuckwell lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Crown has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Crown and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Crown takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fuckwell clobbers Crown with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Crown throws a solid leg kick but Fuckwell takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Crown.
Fuckwell fakes the leg kick and cracks Crown in the body.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crown throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fuckwell sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Crown takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fuckwell lands with an uppercut that bounces Crown off the cage and back into range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crown pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fuckwell is out of range and Crown settles back down.
Fuckwell tests Crown's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Crown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuckwell moves away.
Fuckwell digs a good body shot into Crown's ribs.
Fuckwell lands a right hook to the body.
Crown checks a leg kick nicely.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
Crown avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fuckwell works the jab nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell jabs at Crown's body.
Fuckwell plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A jab from Crown misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell lands a two punch combo.
Crown throws a body punch but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell lands a front kick.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crown feints a jab promting Fuckwell to slip. Crown then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Fuckwell slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
That kick from Fuckwell tenderised Crown's leg. Crown is trying to keep his angry face on.
Good work by Crown as he checks the leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckwell cracks Crown with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fuckwell tries to work over Crown's front leg with a kick but Crown checks it.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick that is checked
and Crown counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Crown.
Fuckwell misses the jab.
Crown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuckwell moves away.
Fuckwell lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Crown at a distance.
Crown slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell avoids the body shot from Crown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a shot to the body.
Crown misses with a straight left.
Crown throws a head kick but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Crown misses with a body shot.
Fuckwell thumps Crown with a low kick.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell missing with a left hand there. Crown was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crown pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Fuckwell back to the cage. Crown follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Fuckwell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Crown.
Crown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crown walks into a jab.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crown throws a right hand that Fuckwell ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuckwell also avoids with ease.
Crown moves out of range of the leg kick from Fuckwell.

Crown shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Crown showed some decent athleticism there.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Crown stops Fuckwell from getting back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Crown trying to control from Fuckwell's half guard. Fuckwell has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Crown is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Fuckwell is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Crown is controlling him.
Crown wants to pass the guard but Fuckwell is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crown trying to control but Fuckwell is working from the bottom.
Crown throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fuckwell works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Crown is looking to work some ground and pound but Fuckwell has wrist control.
Crown stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fuckwell swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crown slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Crown is looking to score with low kicks.
Crown lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Crown looks to throw the jab but Fuckwell is out of range.
Fuckwell throws out a leg kick but Crown moves out of range and Fuckwell only half commits.
Crown throws a series of punches but Fuckwell avoids them all with ease.
Fuckwell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Crown throws a low kick but Fuckwell avoids it.
Crown scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Crown misses with a wild combination.
Crown uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuckwell.
Crown fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuckwell manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Fuckwell thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crown manages to avoid it.
Thomas Crown is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Crown is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Crown tried to score with a low kick but Fuckwell checks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crown checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fuckwell looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fuckwell attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Crown walks into a straight right hand from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick that misses.
Crown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuckwell.
Crown shoots for a double leg takedown but Fuckwell sprawls well. He's pushed Crown's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Crown throws a right hand that Fuckwell ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuckwell also avoids with ease.
Crown's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crown moves away.
Good exchange - Crown coming out on top.
Crown fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fuckwell. That's going to slow Crown down.
Crown blocks a head kick by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick
and Crown counters with a nice uppercut.
Fuckwell throws a nice inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell cracks Crown with a good jab.
Crown closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crown shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fuckwell as he avoids it easily.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thomas Crown.
Crown stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fuckwell scoring well with a low kick there.
Crown is breathing heavily.
That kick from Fuckwell tenderised Crown's leg. Crown is trying to keep his angry face on.
Crown on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crown. Fuckwell does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fuckwell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fuckwell moves out of range as Crown strikes.
Fuckwell scores with a nice strike.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crown. Fuckwell does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fuckwell throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Crown throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Crown shoots in but Fuckwell avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fuckwell with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fuckwell tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Fuckwell!
Crown looks to land a combination but Fuckwell avoids it well.
Fuckwell moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fuckwell scores with a jab.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckwell misses with a leg kick.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crown has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Crown jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuckwell pushes Crown away with a front kick.
Crown throws a right and a left that Fuckwell avoids nicely.
Crown fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fuckwell connects with a nice looking jab.
Fuckwell fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Crown on the side of the head.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Crown is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crown takes one to the chin there.
Crown is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckwell finish him?
Crown takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice body punch from Fuckwell.
Crown tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Crown has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Fuckwell.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Crown to the canvas! Crown doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Fuckwell keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
As Eyeonly Fuckwell got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Know this brothers, for every infidel child you kill, you get an extra virgin in heaven'.
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
65%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Pribko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oleg Ivanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



185 cm
24
167 lbs
12 - 2 - 0
183 cm
27
162 lbs
9 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ivan Pribko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oleg Ivanov!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Phil Schofield and Sam Margolis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ivanov ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pribko takes a swing at Ivanov's ribcage but misses.
The fighters circling - Pribko throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ivanov throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pribko stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ivanov wants to clinch
and Pribko counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Oleg Ivanov has been cut.
Ivanov misses with the combination.
Ivanov on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ivanov wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ivanov wants to clinch up but Pribko keeps it at a distance.
Pribko misses with a head kick.
Pribko connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ivanov moves out of range as Pribko strikes.
Pribko connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pribko circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ivanov doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Pribko thows a body kick. Ivanov tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Pribko looks to land a left hand but Ivanov moved out of range nicely.
Pribko swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Ivanov closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Pribko is working Ivanov over against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Ivanov scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pribko lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ivanov backwards.
Pribko working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Pribko fails to land.
A shot in the inside from Pribko.
Pribko will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Ivanov up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pribko lands a hook that snaps the head of Ivanov backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pribko just leaning against Ivanov, taking a breather.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pribko.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Pribko misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ivanov throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ivanov.
Pribko misses with a punch to the body.
Pribko looking to throw knees to the head but Ivanov is blocking nicely.
Pribko stalls.
Ivanov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pribko tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ivanov's elbow.
Pribko lands with a short shot to the head.
Pribko scores with a shot to the side of Ivanov's head.

Ivanov is rocked!
A knee to the head by Pribko.
Ivanov is still on wobbly legs! Can Pribko finish him?
Pribko tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pribko stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Pribko doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pribko misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ivanov blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pribko working the clinch nicely. Ivanov is working for position but Pribko cracks him with a big knee to the head! Ivanov crumples up against the cage and Pribko lands two more shots before the ref can save Ivanov! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Ivan Pribko!
Ivan Pribko made sure to mention his sponsor, Blitzkrieg Formula 5000 (95% Laundry) in his post fight interview.
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RATING
54%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sammy Farha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Johnsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Farha comes to the cage accompanied by Ari Gold - Let's Hug It Out, BITCH. Johnsson has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



178 cm
28
167 lbs
19 - 11 - 0
180 cm
25
201 lbs
4 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Brute


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Sammy Farha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Johnsson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Farha drives through with a takedown into Johnsson's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Johnsson looks gassed!
Farha passes Johnsson's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

Farha seems to be working for a kimura but Johnsson defends the submission attempt.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Farha in particular looking to stall.
Farha trying to control from half guard but Johnsson is working away.
Farha seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Farha thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Johnsson's head.
Farha sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Johnsson defending well though.
Farha has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Farha throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farha thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Johnsson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Farha. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Farha controlling the action here.
Farha missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Farha in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Johnsson tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Farha!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Sammy Farha!
Sammy Farha was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urpo Muilu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McDonald might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES. Muilu comes into a darkened arena with his song building. he's going the distance kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



181 cm
28
172 lbs
17 - 8 - 0
186 cm
34
182 lbs
24 - 7 - 1
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank


Brute
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Urpo Muilu!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and Colin Fotheringham.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McDonald has managed to clinch.
Muilu tries to land a knee to the head but McDonald blocks with his arms.
McDonald lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Muilu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muilu throws an elbow but it misses.
McDonald misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Muilu fails to land.
McDonald misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Muilu misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McDonald.
Muilu creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McDonald's defenses.

It looks like Ronald McDonald has been cut.
Muilu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muilu lands a right hand that snaps the head of McDonald backwards.
McDonald takes an elbow to the forehead.
Muilu on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Muilu stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Muilu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muilu tries to work over McDonald's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Muilu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Muilu lands with a right to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Muilu breaks from the clinch.
Muilu looks to land a left hand but McDonald moved out of range nicely.
Muilu misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Muilu clinches up with McDonald and pushes him back against the cage.
McDonald tries to throw a body punch but Muilu avoids it by throwing McDonald back against the cage.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but Muilu blocks it.
Muilu throws an elbow that misses.
Muilu avoiding damage as McDonald throws knees to the body.
Muilu misses with an elbow strike.
Muilu takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Urpo Muilu has been cut.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Muilu.
McDonald working Muilu over with knees to the body.
McDonald connects with a knee to the head.
McDonald blocks the elbow strike.
McDonald goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Muilu blocks a body shot from McDonald.
Muilu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Muilu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muilu.
McDonald lands a nice uppercut.
McDonald blocks the elbow strike.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Muilu looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muilu takes an elbow to the temple.
McDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Muilu is defending well for now.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McDonald comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McDonald putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Muilu in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McDonald lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Muilu backwards.
Muilu goes for a takedown attempt but McDonald pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
McDonald lands a right hook to the body.
Muilu stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McDonald.
Ronald McDonald is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McDonald misses with the combination.
Muilu fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice uppercut there from McDonald.
Muilu throws a sloppy head kick
and McDonald connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That has opened up Urpo Muilu's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Muilu, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

McDonald gets a clinch.
Muilu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Muilu takes an elbow to the forehead.
Muilu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muilu digs a right hand underneath McDonald's ribcage. McDonald let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McDonald.
McDonald lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Muilu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Muilu is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McDonald gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Muilu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McDonald lands a body punch in the clinch.
McDonald lands an elbow inside.

The cut above Urpo Muilu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
McDonald trying to land knees to the body.
Muilu tries to throw a body punch but McDonald avoids it by throwing Muilu back against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muilu takes an elbow to the temple.
McDonald tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muilu throws an elbow but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald tries to land knees in the clinch but Muilu avoids the damage to the body.
Muilu swings wildly with an uppercut but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muilu throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McDonalds head.
Muilu throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McDonald creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Muilu's defenses.

Urpo Muilu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Urpo Muilu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ronald McDonald!
After winning the bout, Ronald McDonald thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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RATING
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jake Tyler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyler comes to the cage accompanied by Yep. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!



170 cm
30
181 lbs
22 - 9 - 0
186 cm
28
182 lbs
18 - 5 - 0
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


Steel Penn's Laundry 93%
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jake Tyler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, William Gold and James Glass.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus scores with a spinning back kick!
Tyler throws a big shot that misses.

Tyler closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Fatherfockerusus did well to prevent Tyler getting side control.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Tyler trying to pass the guard but Fatherfockerusus defending well.
Tyler missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fatherfockerusus won't allow Tyler to pass to mount.
Tyler missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Tyler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fatherfockerusus's head.

Tyler is looking for a kimura here.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control here.
Tyler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to improve his position.
Tyler not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Tyler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Tyler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Tyler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fatherfockerusus's head.
Fatherfockerusus keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control here.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to control Tyler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fatherfockerusus avoid being mounted?

Tyler is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Fatherfockerusus still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Fatherfockerusus has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Tyler might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Tyler is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Tyler is trying to get back to half guard.
Fatherfockerusus working the head with strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyler is trying to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to take a break and control but Tyler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fatherfockerusus is chipping away with strikes.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control but Tyler is keeping him busy.
Tyler manages to work his way to half guard, despite Fatherfockerusus's best efforts.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tyler is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Tyler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Tyler is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Fatherfockerusus pulls his head out easily.
Fatherfockerusus seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Tyler does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Fatherfockerusus drops an elbow to the side of Tyler's head.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to take a break and control but Tyler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Tyler looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Tyler does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tyler slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Fatherfockerusus is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Fatherfockerusus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control from the top but Tyler keeps moving.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a couple of short punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control from the top but Tyler keeps moving.
Fatherfockerusus is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Fatherfockerusus is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Tyler throws a series of punches but Fatherfockerusus avoids them all with ease.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Tyler sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tyler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws the left hand but Tyler avoids the punch easily.
Fatherfockerusus misses the jab.
Tyler fails with a takedown attempt.
Tyler misses with a hook.
Tyler misses with a left hand
and Fatherfockerusus counters with an inside leg kick.
Tyler lands a nice shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fatherfockerusus drops his hands momentarily and Tyler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tyler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.
Tyler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a spinning back kick!
Fatherfockerusus tries a head kick but it misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tyler looks for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus sprawls well.
Tyler checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyler tries to bum rush Fatherfockerusus with a series of wild strikes but Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tyler throws the left hand but Fatherfockerusus avoids the punch easily.
Fatherfockerusus looks to score with a jab to the body but Tyler is just out of range.
Tyler on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

Tyler dives in and scores a takedown into Fatherfockerusus's guard.
Tyler tries to free his leg and advance position but Fatherfockerusus is retaining full guard.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position here.
Fatherfockerusus keeping full guard, as Tyler tries to pass.
Tyler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tyler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Tyler pushes down on Fatherfockerusus's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Fatherfockerusus avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Tyler.
Fatherfockerusus keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Tyler thows a huge punch but Fatherfockerusus dodges it nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tyler prevents Fatherfockerusus from improving his position.
Fatherfockerusus is refusing to be controlled, as Tyler sits in half guard.
Fatherfockerusus regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Tyler.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tyler is one step ahead there.
Fatherfockerusus has momentary wrist control but Tyler slips an elbow through the middle.
Fatherfockerusus controlling the position.
Fatherfockerusus keeping full guard, as Tyler tries to pass.
Tyler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fatherfockerusus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Tyler postures up.
Fatherfockerusus wants to sweep here but Tyler controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Tyler.
Tyler looking to pass the guard.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Tyler throwing strikes but missing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Tyler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jake Tyler will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Fatherfockerusus ducks under a wild hook from Tyler.

Tyler shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Tyler thowing shots but they're missing.
Tyler raining down hammerfists from mount.
Tyler cracks Fatherfockerusus with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

Tyler is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Fatherfockerusus has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Fatherfockerusus!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Tyler is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Fatherfockerusus defends well.
Tyler can't keep his opponent in guard - Fatherfockerusus advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Fatherfockerusus is keen to just control but Tyler is a slippery customer.

Tyler actively working from the bottom here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Tyler actively working from the bottom here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Fatherfockerusus is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Tyler sees it coming and defends easily.
Fatherfockerusus lands strikes from half guard.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to take a break and control but Tyler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to advance position but Tyler won't allow it.
Tyler is trying to get back to full guard.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the action in half guard but Tyler is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Tyler is trying to get back to full guard.

Tyler actively working from the bottom here.
Fatherfockerusus not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Tyler looking for submissions off his back.
Tyler is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fatherfockerusus tries to pass the half guard into mount. Tyler knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the action but Tyler is working from the bottom.
Fatherfockerusus might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Tyler kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Tyler actively working from the bottom here.
Tyler wants to improve his position but Fatherfockerusus is controlling well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters are battling for position here. Tyler manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control but Tyler is working from the bottom.

Tyler is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Fatherfockerusus defends well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus with a nice head shot there.

Tyler has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Fatherfockerusus can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Fatherfockerusus scoring with some ground and pound.

Tyler throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Fatherfockerusus escapes and throws Tyler's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Tyler is trying to get back to half guard.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position but Tyler is working away.
Fatherfockerusus is putting a hurting on Tyler here, landing some big shots from side control.
Fatherfockerusus lands a decent elbow from side control.
Tyler is not content to let Fatherfockerusus control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyler taking a bit of punishment here - Fatherfockerusus scoring with strikes.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to take a break and control but Tyler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Tyler is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Fatherfockerusus off and has taken his back!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyler misses with an elbow to the head.

Tyler is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Fatherfockerusus defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.

Tyler is persistently looking for the submission but Fatherfockerusus is defending it well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus just trying to survive but Tyler is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Jake Tyler did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Fatherfockerusus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Tyler misses the target.
Tyler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tyler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fatherfockerusus.
A big right from Tyler misses.
Tyler scores with a nice head shot.
Tyler lands a slapping body shot.
Tyler takes one to the chin there.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to clinch.
Jab by Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler staying out of range there.
Fatherfockerusus defending well as Tyler loads up on a big left hand.
Fatherfockerusus bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Tyler's head.
Tyler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tyler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fatherfockerusus throws a series of strikes that have Tyler backpedaling.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus misses with a leg kick.
Tyler throws out a loose jab but Fatherfockerusus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tyler throws the left hand but Fatherfockerusus avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fatherfockerusus takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Tyler looks to land a left hand but Fatherfockerusus moved out of range nicely.
Tyler tries to bum rush Fatherfockerusus with a series of wild strikes but Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Horrible takedown by Tyler or perhaps it was just good defense by Fatherfockerusus which made him look bad.
Good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Fatherfockerusus is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Tyler.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Tyler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fatherfockerusus tries to avoid it but Tyler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fatherfockerusus to the ground. Fatherfockerusus escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A combination from Tyler does no damage.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tyler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Tyler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fatherfockerusus but Fatherfockerusus pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jake Tyler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fatherfockerusus throws a series of strikes that have Tyler backpedaling.
Tyler is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Fatherfockerusus's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot that snaps Tyler's head back.

Tyler is rocked!
Fatherfockerusus connects with a solid leg kick.
Oh Tyler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tyler lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fatherfockerusus circles away quickly and effectively.
Tyler seems to have got his legs back now.
Fatherfockerusus bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tyler's head backwards.
Fatherfockerusus throws a solid leg kick but Tyler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a jab.
Tyler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus tries to close the distance and clinch but Tyler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a jab.
A big right from Tyler misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a lazy uppercut
and Tyler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tyler throws a right and a left that Fatherfockerusus avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to slow Tyler down with leg kicks.
Tyler blocks a jab.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to clinch but Tyler is avoiding it.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyler.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Fatherfockerusus instigates a clinch.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a knee strike.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice elbow.
Fatherfockerusus has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

Tyler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tyler throws a series of punches but Fatherfockerusus avoids them all with ease.
Nice defenses there by Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler checks a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tyler.
A jab from Tyler misses.
Tyler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fatherfockerusus fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fatherfockerusus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tyler.
A shot to the liver by Fatherfockerusus. Beautiful body shot.
Fatherfockerusus scoring well with a low kick there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tyler connects with the punch.
Tyler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fatherfockerusus tries to clinch there but Tyler circles away.
Tyler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Tyler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tyler momentarily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A slow jab from Fatherfockerusus misses its intended target.
Tyler swats away the attempt to clinch by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fatherfockerusus.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Fatherfockerusus keeps Tyler at a distance using the push kick.
Tyler looks to land a left hand but Fatherfockerusus moved out of range nicely.
Jake Tyler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fatherfockerusus takes a swing at Tyler's ribcage but misses.
Tyler is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fatherfockerusus sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Tyler ducks under a wild hook from Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler throws a series of punches but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler misses with a few strikes there.
Fatherfockerusus is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Tyler shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fatherfockerusus sprawls well. Fatherfockerusus wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Tyler gets slowly back to his feet.
Tyler swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Tyler moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Tyler loads up on a big right hand but Fatherfockerusus slips the punch.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Tyler connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyler misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jake Tyler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fatherfockerusus lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tyler at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus lands a front kick.
Tyler cracks Fatherfockerusus with a right hand to the side of the head.
Tyler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Tyler is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fatherfockerusus throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tyler.
Fatherfockerusus throws the left hand but Tyler avoids the punch easily.
Fatherfockerusus's corner calls for a 1-2. Fatherfockerusus obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tyler throws a right and a left that both miss.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyler throws a jab but it's blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler misses with a wild combination.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a kick to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A left lands for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tyler scores with a hook to the body. Fatherfockerusus takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tyler swats away the attempt to clinch by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fatherfockerusus keeps Tyler at a distance using the push kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Tyler as he connects with a hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Tyler misses the target.
Sloppy strikes from Tyler. Those never looked like landing.
Tyler will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Donk. Fatherfockerusus catches Tyler right on the button with a cross.
Tyler throws a looping overhand right but Fatherfockerusus ducks down to avoid it.
Tyler misses with an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tyler paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus slips a jab and a cross from Tyler.
Tyler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fatherfockerusus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tyler.
Tyler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus scoring well with a low kick there.
Fatherfockerusus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tyler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jab from Fatherfockerusus.
Tyler takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Tyler has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tyler there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fatherfockerusus swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Tyler.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tyler was well out of range. Poor timing from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a body shot.
Tyler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatherfockerusus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tyler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tyler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses the shot to the body.
A jab from Tyler misses.
A lazy left from Tyler finds it's target.

Tyler throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fatherfockerusus was covering up waiting for the punch and Tyler finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Tyler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fatherfockerusus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Tyler looking to pass the guard.
Tyler throws a big elbow that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fatherfockerusus has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 47:48
Judge William Gold scores the fight 47:48
Judge James Glass scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus took some time post fight to say the following; 'Good night!!!'.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anton Chigurh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Potatos comes to the cage accompanied by Just Another Victim by Helmet&House of Pain. Chigurh is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kvelertak-Mjod. This should be a great matchup!



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28
260 lbs
18 - 5 - 0
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28
263 lbs
27 - 9 - 0
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Potatos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anton Chigurh!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Potatos looks to score with a jab to the body but Chigurh is just out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chigurh, as that shot connected.
Chigurh is looking to slow Potatos down with leg kicks.
Chigurh on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chigurh throws a push kick but Potatos slaps the foot to one side.
Potatos throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Chigurh counters with a stiff right hand.
Chigurh lands with an overhand left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Potatos with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Potatos works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Potatos tries to bum rush Chigurh with a series of wild strikes but Chigurh uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Chigurh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Potatos.
Chigurh checks the leg kick.
Potatos throws a low kick but Chigurh moves out of range easily.
Chigurh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chigurh throws a low kick but it's checked well by Potatos.
Chigurh lands the left hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Potatos lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chigurh has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chigurh and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chigurh checks a low kick from Potatos.
Potatos gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Chigurh.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chigurh pushes Potatos up against the cage in a clinch.
Chigurh throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Potatos blocks it with crossed arms.
Chigurh tries to work over Potatos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chigurh trying to control the position but instead, Potatos has worked for underhooks and has pushed Chigurh into the cage.
Chigurh lands a damaging elbow.
Chigurh effectively controlling the action here.
Potatos managing to block the knees to the body from Chigurh.
Potatos utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Potatos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Potatos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chigurh blocking some punches.
Chigurh pressing his opponent against the cage.
Potatos swings wildly with an uppercut but Chigurh uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Potatos.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Potatos scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Anton Chigurh has been cut.
Potatos tries to work over Chigurh's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Knees to the body from Potatos.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chigurh.
Chigurh is trying to stall.
A right handed body shot lands from Potatos.
A short left from Potatos.
Chigurh blocks an uppercut.
Chigurh lands a body punch.
Potatos lands with a light punch inside.

Potatos escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Potatos with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chigurh to score with a decent uppercut.
Potatos misses with a double jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos misses with a straight left.
Potatos wants to slow Chigurh down by chopping away at his legs.
Potatos misses with a body shot.
Potatos fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Potatos misses with a combination
and Chigurh counters with a nice low kick that buckles Potatos's knee momentarily.
Potatos feints a jab promting Chigurh to slip. Potatos then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Chigurh slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Chigurh misses with a low kick.
Potatos looks to land a right hand but Chigurh moved out of range.
Chigurh takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Chigurh uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Potatos.
Chigurh throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Potatos takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jack Potatos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Potatos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chigurh tries to clinch but Potatos is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potatos lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Chigurh throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Potatos wants to slow Chigurh down by chopping away at his legs.
Chigurh feints and then cracks Potatos's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Potatos down.
Chigurh on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Chigurh misses with a body kick.
Potatos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chigurh was well out of range. Poor timing from Potatos.
A bone on bone clash there as Chigurh blocks the leg kick.
Chigurh slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Potatos shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Chigurh is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Potatos had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Chigurh throws a low kick but Potatos avoids it.
Chigurh takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Chigurh takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Potatos tries to keep at a distance but Chigurh has taken the fight into the clinch.
Chigurh tries a knee to the head but Potatos blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Potatos.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jack Potatos will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Anton Chigurh's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Chigurh ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Chigurh misses with a body kick.
Chigurh takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Chigurh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Potatos.
Anton Chigurh seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chigurh throws a hook but Potatos blocks it.
Chigurh does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Potatos lands a nice hook to Chigurh's body. Chigurh takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Chigurh uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Potatos.
Potatos throws a big shot that misses.
Potatos with a jab.
Chigurh takes a jab right on the kisser.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Potatos misses with a low kick as Chigurh jumps back.
Potatos defending well as Chigurh loads up on a big left hand.
Chigurh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Potatos swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Chigurh wants to land a leg kick but Potatos is out of range.
Chigurh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chigurh defending well as Potatos loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos slips a jab and a cross from Chigurh.
Potatos is looking to score with low kicks.
Chigurh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Potatos.
Chigurh throws a body kick that misses.
Potatos throws a leg kick that misses.
Chigurh throws a head kick that misses
and Potatos counters with a stiff right hand.
Potatos throws a right hand that Chigurh ducks under and follows up with a left that Chigurh also avoids with ease.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Chigurh.
Chigurh is looking to clinch.
Chigurh dodges the punch combination from Potatos.
Chigurh has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Potatos.
Potatos throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chigurh.
Chigurh with a hook.
Potatos tries a head kick but it misses.
Chigurh throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chigurh throws a low kick but Potatos avoids it.
Potatos bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Chigurh's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Potatos on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Chigurh displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Potatos throws out the jab.
Chigurh throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chigurh throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Potatos stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Potatos works Chigurh's body with a nice hook.
Potatos takes a swing at Chigurh's ribcage but misses.
Decent striking displayed by Potatos there.
Chigurh misses with a leg kick.
Potatos throws a body punch but Chigurh moves out of range.
Chigurh throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chigurh connects with a solid leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Chigurh.
Chigurh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Potatos throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chigurh looks to score with a jab to the body but Potatos is just out of range.
Chigurh takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Potatos misses with a hook.
Chigurh thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Potatos if he has to take too many more of those.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chigurh scores with a hook.
Potatos moves out of range of the leg kick from Chigurh.
Potatos throws a lazy right hand but Chigurh sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chigurh tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chigurh thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chigurh tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Potatos manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Potatos moves out of range of the body kick from Chigurh.
Chigurh throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Potatos looks to score with a jab to the body but Chigurh is just out of range.
Chigurh blocks a head kick by Potatos.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Potatos checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chigurh throws a head kick that half lands.
Chigurh ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Potatos's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Chigurh connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Potatos scrambles back to his feet.
Chigurh rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Potatos counters with a series of strikes. Chigurh will be more careful next time no doubt.
Potatos misses with a jab, cross combination.
Chigurh gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Chigurh moves in looking to clinch but Potatos pushes him off.
A telegraphed right hand from Potatos misses the target.
Chigurh sizes up Potatos with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Potatos looks to throw the jab but Chigurh is out of range.
Potatos scores with a body shot.

Chigurh forces Potatos back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Potatos with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chigurh.
Chigurh taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Anton Chigurh will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Anton Chigurh's cut.
That's time! Potatos's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Chigurh closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Potatos misses the jab.
Potatos blocks the body kick.
Chigurh lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Chigurh fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Potatos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Potatos ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chigurh moves away.
Potatos walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Potatos ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Potatos lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Potatos lands a high kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Potatos misses with a looping left.
Potatos lands a nice hook to Chigurh's body. Chigurh takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Chigurh wants to slow Potatos down by chopping away at his legs.
Chigurh missing with a left hand there. Potatos was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chigurh throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos misses with a kick to the body.
Potatos avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chigurh walks into a straight right hand from Potatos.
Potatos connects with a body shot that sends Chigurh's belly button to the back.
Chigurh looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Potatos misses with a looping right.
Chigurh feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Potatos's calf.
Chigurh lands a head shot.
Potatos throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Chigurh.
Chigurh gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Potatos.
Chigurh scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Chigurh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chigurh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chigurh avoids the head kick by Potatos.
Chigurh throws a low kick but Potatos avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potatos throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Potatos blocks a head kick by Chigurh.
Potatos looks to land a left hand but Chigurh moved out of range nicely.
Chigurh slips under a jab from Potatos.
A left lands for Potatos.
Chigurh scores with a nice head shot.
Potatos connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chigurh tries to clinch up but Potatos circles away and keeps his distance.
Potatos takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Potatos misses with a hook. Chigurh ducked under it nicely.
Potatos throws a leg kick but Chigurh sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chigurh is looking to clinch.
No joy there for Potatos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chigurh wants to clinch but Potatos slips to the side
and Potatos counters with a three punch combo that has Chigurh backing up. Chigurh nods at Potatos to acknowledge the strikes.
A jab lands there for Potatos.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos misses the jab.
Chigurh connects with an inside leg kick.
Potatos takes one to the side of the head.
Potatos loads up on a big right hand but Chigurh slips the punch.
Potatos throws a series of punches but Chigurh moves out of range.
Chigurh connects with a body shot that sends Potatos's belly button to the back.
Chigurh displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Potatos throws out the jab.
Chigurh steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Potatos.
Chigurh looks to land a right hand but Potatos moved out of range.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Chigurh. Potatos shrugs it off though.

Potatos gets tackled into the cage by Chigurh. Chigurh maintains the clinch.
Chigurh scores with a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Potatos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Chigurh takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potatos avoiding damage as Chigurh throws knees to the body.
Chigurh tries a knee to the head but Potatos blocks it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Potatos misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Potatos.
Chigurh swings wildly with an uppercut but Potatos uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chigurh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Potatos lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chigurh backwards.
Potatos takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anton Chigurh really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Anton Chigurh's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!


Potatos finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Potatos looks to land a left hand but Chigurh moved out of range nicely.
Potatos defending well as Chigurh loads up on a big left hand.
Chigurh throws a right hand that Potatos ducks under and follows up with a left that Potatos also avoids with ease.
Potatos misses with a looping left.
Chigurh connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Potatos scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Potatos connects with a body shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Chigurh checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Chigurh avoids the body shot from Potatos.
Chigurh checks a low kick from Potatos.
Potatos throws a jab but it's blocked by Chigurh.
Potatos is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Chigurh connects with a leg kick. Potatos looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A low kick from Potatos is predictable there

and Chigurh counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Chigurh.
Chigurh blocks an elbow strike from Potatos.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chigurh trying to land knees to the body.
Potatos throws a punch but it's blocked by Chigurh.
Chigurh throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Potatos.
Chigurh is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Potatos is defending well for now.
Chigurh stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Potatos tries a knee to the head but Chigurh blocks it.
Potatos working aggressively here.
Potatos misses with a punch on the inside.

Potatos pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chigurh ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Potatos moves away.
Chigurh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Potatos manages to avoid it.
Potatos falls off balance throwing a combination
and Chigurh counters with a head kick. That will keep Potatos thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Good leg kick by Potatos there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chigurh waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Potatos.
Chigurh chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Potatos can pounce on him.
Potatos dodges the punch combination from Chigurh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chigurh throws a head kick that misses.
Chigurh is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Chigurh avoids the body shot from Potatos.
Potatos misses with a hook to the body
and Chigurh makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Chigurh keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Potatos.
Chigurh avoids the body shot from Potatos.
Potatos throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Chigurh thumps Potatos with a low kick.
Potatos keeps the fight on the outside.
Chigurh throws a head kick that misses.
Chigurh takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Potatos gets tackled into the cage by Chigurh. Chigurh maintains the clinch.
Potatos misses with a punch on the inside.
Chigurh has Potatos pressed against the cage, preventing Potatos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Potatos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chigurh misses with a knee to the head.
Chigurh slows down the pace here.
Chigurh managing to block the knees to the body from Potatos.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chigurh with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Chigurh swings wildly with an uppercut but Potatos uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chigurh holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Potatos with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Potatos has a couple of punches blocked by Chigurh.
Chigurh taking a breather.
Chigurh avoids a wild elbow strike from Potatos.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Potatos throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Chigurh blocks it with crossed arms.
Potatos lands an elbow inside that Chigurh shrugs off.
Chigurh blocks an uppercut.
Potatos has a couple of punches blocked by Chigurh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Jack Potatos will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Anton Chigurh's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!


Potatos throws a shot from downtown. Chigurh moves away and avoids it.
Potatos takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Chigurh takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Chigurh checks a low kick from Potatos.
Chigurh tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Chigurh drives through and clinches with Potatos against the cage.
Chigurh with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Potatos presses Chigurh against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Chigurh connects with a knee to the head.
Chigurh has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chigurh pushes off an throws an elbow but Potatos leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Potatos goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Potatos misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Potatos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Chigurh connects with a knee to the head.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Potatos doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Potatos misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chigurh lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Chigurh missing with knees to the body.
Chigurh tries to throw a body punch but Potatos avoids it by throwing Chigurh back against the cage.
Chigurh throws a punch but it's blocked by Potatos.
Potatos misses with a knee strike.

Potatos breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Potatos punishes Chigurh's body with a nice straight punch.
Chigurh looks to score with a jab to the body but Potatos is just out of range.
Chigurh misses with a straight left.
Potatos throws a jab but it's blocked by Chigurh.
Nice body kick from Chigurh.
Potatos paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Potatos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chigurh tries to close the distance and clinch but Potatos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Potatos scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potatos throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Potatos thuds a left hand into Chigurh's body.
Chigurh defending well as Potatos loads up on a big left hand.
Potatos connects with a solid leg kick.
A left and a right from Potatos both land. Nice combination.
Potatos circles away from the clinch attempt.
Potatos jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Potatos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chigurh was well out of range. Poor timing from Potatos.
Chigurh looks for the body kick but Potatos saw that one coming.
Potatos blocks a low kick nicely.
Potatos moves out of range of the body kick.
Chigurh looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Chigurh, right into the meat.
Chigurh drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Chigurh.
Potatos checks a leg kick.
Potatos looks to land a body kick but Chigurh moved away.
Chigurh lands a body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Potatos. Those never looked like landing.
Potatos throws a body punch but Chigurh moves out of range.
Potatos cracks Chigurh with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Potatos misses with a head kick.
Chigurh connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Potatos throws a head kick that misses.
A solid body kick from Chigurh.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chigurh. Potatos does a little dance to reset his feet.
Potatos takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Potatos tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Chigurh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chigurh jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Chigurh scores with a three punch combo!
Potatos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Chigurh throws a leg kick which misses Potatos's front leg but catches the back leg as Potatos tries to avoid it.
Chigurh scores with a three punch combo!
Chigurh defending well as Potatos loads up on a big left hand.
Chigurh moves away from the strike by Potatos.
Chigurh jabs Potatos to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chigurh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Potatos.
Potatos blocks a low kick nicely.
Chigurh throws an off balance right hand
and Potatos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Potatos scores with a hook to the body. Chigurh takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Chigurh scores with a kick to the midsection.
Chigurh lands a leg kick that knocks Potatos off balance momentarily.
Potatos swats away the attempt to clinch by Chigurh.

And that's the end of the fight!
Anton Chigurh comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Chigurh has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 48:48
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 48:47
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Jack Potatos!

Jack Potatos took some time post fight to say the following; 'GIVE ME BROOOOWN!!!!!'.
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Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Samson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emeka Shakur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Samson might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Venture Brothers Opening Theme. Shakur has chosen Tatanka - Africa as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



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30
300 lbs
13 - 2 - 0
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32
255 lbs
24 - 7 - 0
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brock Samson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Emeka Shakur!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Chris Edwards and William Gold.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shakur looks to land a left hand but Samson moved out of range nicely.
A big right from Shakur misses.
Shakur scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Shakur misses with a few strikes there.
Shakur misses with a wild body shot.

Samson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Shakur looks like he's trying to stand up.
Samson is looking to advance position but Shakur won't allow it.
The fighters are battling for position here. Shakur manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Samson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Samsonis looking to pass into half guard but Shakur pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Shakur is in guard.
Shakur stopping the sweep attempt from Samson.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Samson working for a triangle but Shakur defends it easily.

Shakur gets to his feet - Samson follows without any prompting.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shakur ducks under a wild hook from Samson.
Shakur chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shakur stuns Samson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Shakur fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Samson manages to avoid it.
Samson misses with a looping left.
Samson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shakur moves away.
Samson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Shakur throws a right and a left that Samson avoids nicely.
A slow jab from Samson misses its intended target.
Samson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shakur walks into a straight right hand from Samson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Samson avoids the head kick by Shakur.
Shakur shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Samson scores with a decent looking hook.

It looks like Emeka Shakur has been cut.
Shakur bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Shakur misses the target.
Samson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Samson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shakur.
Shakur lands a jab to the head.
Samson tries to score with a low kick but Shakur moves his leg out of the way.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shakur checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Shakur throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A decent looking cross lands there for Samson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Samson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Shakur throws a leg kick but Samson moved away.
Samson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Shakur sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Samson throws a jab when Shakur was well out of range.
Samson misses with a lunging right hand
and Shakur counters with a solid body kick.
Some wild striking there from Shakur.
Jab, jab by Shakur - just one landing.
Samson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Shakur pinned against the cage. Shakur gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An inside leg kick from Samson misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Emeka Shakur will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Emeka Shakur's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Samson moves out of range of the leg kick from Shakur.
Shakur steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Samson.
Shakur just misses with a punch to the body.
Samson misses with a lunging right hand
and Shakur makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Samson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Shakur momentarily.
Shakur swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Shakur!
Shakur wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That kick from Shakur tenderised Samson's leg. Samson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Samson fails with the takedown.
Shakur connects with an inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Shakur scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Samson doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shakur punishes Samson's body with a nice straight punch.
Samson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shakur.
Shakur is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Samson rather than just go for the knockout.
Shakur lands a nice leg kick that just misses Samson's sensitive parts.
Shakur lunges at Samson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Samson's hand.
Shakur throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Samson misses with a right hand
and Shakur counters with a left to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shakur takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

It looks like Brock Samson has been cut.

Shakur lands a big head kick that sends Samson tumbling to the mat! Shakur takes a step backwards and waves Samson back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Samson is rocked!
Brock Samson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shakur lands a leg kick that knocks Samson off balance momentarily.
Shakur throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shakur. Samson does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Samson throws a leg kick that is checked
and Shakur counters with a nice low kick that buckles Samson's knee momentarily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Shakur.
Shakur pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Shakur looks to score with a jab to the body but Samson is just out of range.
Shakur takes a swing at Samson's ribcage but misses.
Shakur lands a jab to Samson's midsection.
Samson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shakur lands with a nice body punch.
Shakur with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A lazy left from Shakur finds it's target.
Samson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Shakur lands a nice looking body shot.
Emeka Shakur is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shakur feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Samson's calf.
Samson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Shakur fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shakur fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Samson manages to avoid it.
Shakur swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shakur tries a low kick but Samson avoids it.
Shakur moves out of range of the strikes.
Shakur looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Samson throws a leg kick but Shakur sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Samson throws a lazy right hand but Shakur sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Shakur bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Samson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shakur was well out of range. Poor timing from Samson.
Samson throws a hook but Shakur avoids it easily.
Shakur scoring well with a low kick there.
Samson blocks a head kick by Shakur.
Shakur scores with a hook to the body. Samson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Samson connects with a body shot.
Samson throws the kick towards the body but Shakur avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Samson. Beautiful body shot.

Samson scores with a takedown into Shakur's guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Samson throws a big right hand that misses.
Samson preventing the sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Emeka Shakur showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Shakur just misses with a punch to the body.
Samson tries to close the distance and clinch but Shakur swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Shakur on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shakur keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Samson.
Shakur throws an overhand right that lands on Samson's shoulder, as Samson tries to avoid the shot.
Samson throws a shot from downtown. Shakur moves away and avoids it.
Shakur has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A looping hook to the body misses from Samson. Shakur does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shakur throws a leg kick
and Samson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shakur connects with a good right hand that stumbles Samson. Samson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Samson jabs Shakur to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shakur keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Samson lands a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shakur blocks a jab.
Samson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Samson throws a jab but it's blocked by Shakur.
Samson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Horrible takedown by Samson or perhaps it was just good defense by Shakur which made him look bad.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Shakur keeps the fight on the outside.
Samson takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Samson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Shakur counters with a leg kick.
Shakur avoids the body shot from Samson.
Samson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shakur looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shakur feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Samson's calf.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shakur keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Shakur misses with a wild body shot.
Shakur lands with an uppercut that bounces Samson off the cage and back into range.
Shakur lands with a straight right. Samson didn't see that one coming.
Shakur wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Shakur lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Samson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shakur can pounce on him.
Shakur cracks Samson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Shakur lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Shakur dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Samson. That did some damage!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shakur lands with a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Shakur.
Samson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Shakur staying out of range there.
Shakur looks to score with a jab to the body but Samson is just out of range.
Samson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shakur was well out of range. Poor timing from Samson.
Shakur throws a body kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Samson tries for a takedown but Shakur sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Samson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shakur lands a nice looking body shot.
Shakur works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Samson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Shakur lands a left and a right that send Samson crashing to the mat, dazed. Shakur thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Oh Samson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Shakur looks to score with a jab to the body but Samson is just out of range.
Samson seems to have got his legs back now.
Shakur measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Samson! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Emeka Shakur!
Emeka Shakur seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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