0004 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hotblack Desiato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Jones
vs
Desiato

190 cm
25
290 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

The Borg Shop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hotblack Desiato!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones lands a nice leg kick that just misses Desiato's sensitive parts.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jones.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Desiato scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Desiato tries a head kick but it misses.
Desiato moves out of range of the strikes.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Desiato avoids the head kick by Jones.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Desiato manages to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Desiato.
A head kick misses from Desiato.
Jones avoids the head kick by Desiato.
Jones scores with a leg kick.
Desiato throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Desiato scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Desiato looks gassed!
Desiato tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones thumps Desiato with a low kick.
Desiato slips a jab from Jones.
Desiato throws a half hearted mid kick.
Desiato looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
Desiato throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jones's head.
Desiato takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Hotblack Desiato has been cut.
Jones lands a really nice looking cross but Desiato seems unphased.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Desiato manages to avoid it.
Jones scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Desiato avoids the head kick by Jones.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Jones scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Desiato doesn't seem bothered though.

Jones lands a big head kick that sends Desiato tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Desiato back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Jones throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jones lets loose with a powerful body kick. Desiato will feel that in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Desiato misses with a head kick.
Jones buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jones lands a leg kick that knocks Desiato off balance momentarily.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Desiato defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
Desiato fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jones checks it well.
Jones turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jones. That's going to slow Desiato down.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jones.

Jones lands a big head kick that sends Desiato tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Desiato back to his feet - he wants the finish!

That has opened up Hotblack Desiato's cut even more.
A left lands for Jones.
Desiato misses with an uppercut. Jones saw that one coming.
Desiato pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jones is out of range and Desiato settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jones.
Jones scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Desiato avoids the head kick by Jones.
Desiato throws a solid leg kick but Jones takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Desiato.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick from Desiato.
Jones cracks Desiato with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

The cut above Hotblack Desiato's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Desiato blocks a head kick by Jones.
Desiato misses with a leg kick.
Jones jabs Desiato right on the nose. Desiato blinks but takes it well.
Jones looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Desiato's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
An inside leg kick lands from Jones.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crunch! Jones slams his shin into Desiato's torso.
Jones throws a head kick that Desiato semi-blocks.
Desiato tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Jones.
The crowd cheers as Jones lands an impressive looking overhand right. Desiato doesn't seem phased though.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Desiato misses with a body kick.
A slow jab from Desiato misses its intended target.
Desiato goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Desiato has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Desiato there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Hotblack Desiato's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick misses from Jones.
Desiato fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jones checks it well.
Desiato scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Desiato on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk Jones dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hotblack Desiato's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jones blocks a leg kick.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Desiato lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jones is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Desiato can do to turn this around?
A good leg kick by Jones.
Desiato takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Jones lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Desiato looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jones.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jones thuds his right hand into Desiato's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones scores with a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Desiato might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jones has got the better of the exchanges.
Desiato blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Desiato takes one to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Hotblack Desiato's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Drunk Jones!
Drunk Jones decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leo C Barros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mister Irrelevant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

C Barros
vs
Irrelevant

190 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

194 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Leo C Barros!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mister Irrelevant!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barros throws a leg kick but Irrelevant sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Leo C Barros seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick from Barros is predictable there
and Irrelevant counters with a slapping leg kick.
Barros lets loose with a powerful body kick. Irrelevant will feel that in the morning.
Barros checks the leg kick.
Barros fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Irrelevant moves out of range as Barros strikes.
Irrelevant keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Barros.
Barros misses with a head kick.
Irrelevant lands a nice looking kick to the body. Barros takes a step back to recover.
Barros does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An inside leg kick from Barros misses.
Barros pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Barros keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irrelevant is looking to score with low kicks.
Barros moves out of range of the body kick.
Irrelevant throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Irrelevant tries to land a leg kick but Barros saw it coming and moves away.
Irrelevant throws a low kick but Barros avoids it.
Barros connects with a leg kick. Irrelevant looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Barros punishes Irrelevant's body with a nice straight punch.
Barros throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Barros misses with a looping right.
Barros connects with an inside leg kick.
Irrelevant tries to land a front kick but Barros steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Barros misses with a body kick.
Barros misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barros checks a low kick from Irrelevant.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Barros lands a glancing blow to the side of Irrelevant's head.
A big left from Irrelevant misses.
Barros scores with a leg kick.
Irrelevant looks gassed!
Barros connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Mister Irrelevant has been cut.

Irrelevant darts in and clinches Barros up against the cage.
Barros trying to stall but Irrelevant improves his position.
Barros lands a hook to the side of the head.
Irrelevant lands an elbow inside that Barros shrugs off.
Barros throws a head punch that misses.
Barros misses with a short punch on the inside.
Irrelevant lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Barros lands a hook that snaps the head of Irrelevant backwards.
Barros swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barros avoids a wild elbow strike from Irrelevant.
Barros avoiding damage as Irrelevant throws knees to the body.
Irrelevant pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Irrelevant throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Barros managing to block the knees to the body from Irrelevant.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Barros lands a left hand that snaps the head of Irrelevant backwards.
Irrelevant unloads a knee to the mid-section. Barros lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Irrelevant throws an elbow but it misses.
Irrelevant throws an elbow but it misses.
Barros wants to stall.
Irrelevant creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Barros's defenses.
Barros swings wildly with an uppercut but Irrelevant uses good head movement to avoid it.
Barros misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barros avoids the elbow strike from Irrelevant, against the cage.
Irrelevant tries to land knees in the clinch but Barros avoids the damage to the body.
Barros tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Barros lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Irrelevant backwards.
Barros misses with a hook to the ribs.
Irrelevant blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Barros avoids a wild elbow strike from Irrelevant.
Barros stalling in the clinch but Irrelevant improves position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Irrelevant with an attempt at a knee that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Irrelevant throws an elbow but misses.
Barros trying to control the position but instead, Irrelevant has worked for underhooks and has pushed Barros into the cage.
Barros blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Barros blocks an elbow strike from Irrelevant.
Irrelevant comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Barros dodges an elbow strike from Irrelevant.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leo C Barros dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mister Irrelevant's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Irrelevant fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Barros is out of range.
Irrelevant looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Barros misses with a head kick.
Irrelevant tries to land a leg kick but Barros saw it coming and moves away.
Irrelevant misses with a leg kick
and Irrelevant takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Barros checks a leg kick nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Barros there.
Irrelevant throws a half hearted mid kick.
Barros avoids a kick to the body.
Barros throws a leg kick which misses Irrelevant's front leg but catches the back leg as Irrelevant tries to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Irrelevant keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Barros, right into the meat.
Irrelevant walks forward, straight into a front kick from Barros.
Irrelevant is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irrelevant checks the leg kick nicely there.
Barros misses with a body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Irrelevant.
Barros fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Irrelevant checks it well.
Leo C Barros is winning the standup battle so far.
A chopping leg kick lands by Barros.
A chopping leg kick lands by Barros.
Barros lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Barros connects with an inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut there from Barros.
Barros throws a nice outside leg kick.
Irrelevant shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irrelevant has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Barros.
Barros throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Barros throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Irrelevant's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Barros jabs Irrelevant to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Barros connects with an inside leg kick.
Barros slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Irrelevant is rocked!

That has opened up Mister Irrelevant's cut even more.
A chopping leg kick lands by Barros.
Barros fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Irrelevant has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Barros drops Irrelevant with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Irrelevant! Barros dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leo C Barros!
A victorious Leo C Barros thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
64%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humma Kavula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and God Shamgod (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Kavula
vs
Shamgod

190 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
25
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Humma Kavula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, God Shamgod!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Shamgod.
Shamgod dives in and grabs Kavula's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kavula pushes down on Shamgod's head and hops out.
Kavula stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kavula wants it to stay on the feet.
Humma Kavula has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of God Shamgod.
Shamgod on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Kavula throws a head kick but Shamgod moves out of range.
Kavula lands with a thumping leg kick.
Shamgod looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kavula.

It looks like God Shamgod has been cut.
Kavula pushes Shamgod away with a front kick.
Kavula cracks Shamgod with a good jab.
Shamgod on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kavula lands a body shot.
Shamgod is trying desperately to land a takedown but Kavula is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Shamgod.
Shamgod takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Shamgod walks straight into a right hand from Kavula - that's dropped him! Kavula jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Shamgod from any more punishment! Shamgod complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Humma Kavula!
A very excited looking Humma Kavula made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Co-main event

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ford Prefect (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dusty Rhodes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Ford Prefect has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Prefect
vs
Rhodes

200 cm
25
264 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ford Prefect!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dusty Rhodes!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Prefect lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Dusty Rhodes has been cut.
Prefect jabs Rhodes right on the nose. Rhodes blinks but takes it well.
Prefect swings for the body but Rhodes moves out of range.
Prefect jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rhodes takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Prefect lands a big uppercut and Rhodes crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Rhodes looks OK. Prefect waves Rhodes back to his feet!
Rhodes throws a low kick but Prefect avoids it.
Prefect throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rhodes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Prefect is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Rhodes hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ford Prefect!