The Mead Wars PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ali Baba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lola DaCola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ali Baba has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Baba
vs
DaCola

225 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
18
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ali Baba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lola DaCola!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DaCola tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Baba paws at him with a jab and circles away.
DaCola stuffs the takedown attempt from Baba. Baba gets slowly back to his feet.

DaCola rushes Baba and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
DaCola is working for takedown but Baba is calmly controlling the position for now.
Baba has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. DaCola is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Baba is breathing heavily.
Baba has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by DaCola after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ali Baba. That's going to take a lot out of him.

DaCola successfully pulls guard.

DaCola looking for a triangle here. Baba is fighting it but it looks tight! DaCola pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Baba is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Lola DaCola!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
47%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nicholas Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunnar Bjornsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bjornsson has chosen Einherjer - Berserkergang as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Parker
vs
Bjornsson

203 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

186 cm
25
212 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nicholas Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gunnar Bjornsson!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker throws the left hand but Bjornsson avoids the punch easily.
Parker misses with an uppercut
and Bjornsson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
No joy there for Bjornsson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bjornsson fakes the leg kick and cracks Parker in the body.

Bjornsson moves into the clinch.
Bjornsson stalling.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker swings wildly with an uppercut but Bjornsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bjornsson content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Parker looking to stall.
Bjornsson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

Bjornsson breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bjornsson tries to clinch there but Parker circles away.
Bjornsson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parker was well out of range. Poor timing from Bjornsson.
Parker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bjornsson throws a series of punches but Parker avoids them all with ease.
Parker misses with a few strikes there.
Bjornsson looks to land a combination but Parker avoids it well.
Parker misses with a hook
and Bjornsson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Parker tries to clinch but Bjornsson moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Parker.
Sloppy strikes from Parker. Those never looked like landing.
Bjornsson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
and Bjornsson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Parker is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bjornsson connects with a solid leg kick.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Bjornsson moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt Parker! Bjornsson continues to tee off on Parker, landing with a left and a right! Bjornsson connects with a right hand that leaves Parker sleeping against the cage! What a finish by Bjornsson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Gunnar Bjornsson!
A relieved looking Gunnar Bjornsson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
75%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ben Poslett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Payton Humphrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poslett's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kashmir - Led Zeppelin. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Poslett
vs
Humphrey

185 cm
18
154 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
21
150 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Kobra Clothing Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ben Poslett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Payton Humphrey!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Poslett has managed to clinch.
Humphrey fails to pull guard.
Humphrey tries to pull guard but Poslett holds him up against the cage and eventually Humphrey drops back down to his feet.

Poslett has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Humphrey regains guard immediately.
Poslett is stalling in the full guard.

Humphrey looking for a guillotine here but Poslett defends easily.
Poslett looking to pass the guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Humphrey keeping moving, preventing Poslett from controlling successfully.
Poslett has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poslett advances to half guard.
Humphrey works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poslett passes into half guard.
Poslett uses his free foot to push down on Humphrey's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Humphrey.
Poslett can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Humphrey is looking to escape.
Poslett tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Poslett pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Poslett unloading with bombs!
Humphrey tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Poslett landing strikes from the mount and Humphrey is in trouble!
Humphrey is trying to escape the mount.
Poslett content just to control the position here.
Poslett knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Humphrey on the ground.
Poslett tries to control but Humphrey wriggling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poslett lands with some strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Poslett misses with a head shot.
Humphrey really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Poslett thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Poslett trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Humphrey working to try and regain half guard.
Humphrey is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The referee warns Humphrey that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Humphrey is trying to escape the mount.
Poslett throws some wild stikes that Humphrey manages to avoid easily.
Poslett looking to control but Humphrey is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poslett controlling the pace for now.
Humphrey really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Poslett putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Humphrey tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Poslett trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Humphrey sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Humphrey works his way to full guard. Good work.
Poslett wants to control from the top but Humphrey keeps moving.
Poslett sitting in guard here, content to control.
Poslett trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Poslett is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Humphrey has his foot on Poslett's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Poslett works his way back into a safe position though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Poslett wants to control from the top but Humphrey keeps moving.

Humphrey escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Poslett gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Poslett passes Humphrey's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

Humphrey is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Poslett pulls his head out easily.
Still in half guard, Poslett seems content to control.
Poslett has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

Humphrey looking for submissions off his back.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Poslett thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Humphrey's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ben Poslett dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Humphrey misses with a takedown attempt

and Poslett counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Humphrey's guard now.

Poslett avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Humphrey has a closed guard, preventing Poslett from standing up.
Ben Poslett overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Poslett working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Humphrey's head.
Poslett seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

Humphrey looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Humphrey is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Humphrey is breathing heavily.
Poslett not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Humphrey had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Poslett defends it easily.
Poslett slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Humphrey keeping moving, preventing Poslett from controlling successfully.

Humphrey is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Poslett is aware though and is defending well.
Poslett trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Poslett throws a big right hand that misses.
Poslett slips nicely into half guard.

Humphrey looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Poslett moves nicely into side control.
Poslett content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Humphrey tries to buck Poslett off but Poslett is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humphrey is not content to let Poslett control the position.
Poslett controls the position.

Poslett tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Poslett has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Poslett scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Humphrey to see if he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Humphrey is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Poslett's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.

Humphrey looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Poslett pushes past his half guard into mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poslett lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Poslett lands a heavy elbow.

Poslett looking to secure an arm triangle but Humphrey defends it well.
Humphrey is desperately trying to improve his position but Poslett has a good base and remains in mount.
Humphrey gets back to half guard.
Poslett working Humphrey over with strikes.

Humphrey looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Poslett is working for a kimura but Humphrey is defending it quite comfortably.

Humphrey is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Poslett pulls his head out easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humphrey on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Poslett perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Poslett is trying to control the action in half guard but Humphrey is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Humphrey is pressing down on Poslett's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Humphrey is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Poslett defends well.
Humphrey keeping moving, preventing Poslett from controlling successfully.

Poslett is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Humphrey is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Humphrey has escaped and now he's on top!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Poslett looking for subs off his back but Humphrey has passed one foot through into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ben Poslett will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Humphrey has his takedown stuffed

and Poslett counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Humphrey's guard now.
Poslett sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Poslett trying to control the position from guard on top but Humphrey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Humphrey looking for a guillotine here but Poslett defends easily.

Humphrey is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Poslett is aware though and is defending well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Humphrey keeping moving, preventing Poslett from controlling successfully.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Humphrey takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Humphrey keeping full guard, as Poslett tries to pass.

Humphrey had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Poslett defends it easily.
Poslett forces his way into half guard.
Poslett seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Humphrey does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Humphrey looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Poslett trying to mount his opponent but Humphrey defends it.
Poslett is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Poslett is trying to control. Humphrey wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poslett really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

We're going to have a standup here because Ben Poslett wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

Poslett clinches.

Poslett lands a takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Poslett with a flurry of punches that miss.

Humphrey has his foot on Poslett's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Poslett works his way back into a safe position though.
Humphrey keeping moving, preventing Poslett from controlling successfully.

Humphrey is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Poslett frees his head nicely. Oh but Humphrey has switched to an armbar! Poslett is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Payton Humphrey!
A less than humble Payton Humphrey misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

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C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rusty Shackleford (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mario Matiss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matiss has chosen Ennio Morricone - The Ecstasy of Gold as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Shackleford
vs
Matiss

180 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

186 cm
25
210 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rusty Shackleford!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mario Matiss!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Shackleford darts in and clinches Matiss up against the cage.
Matiss working Shackleford over with knees to the body.
Matiss trying to land knees to the body.
Shackleford could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Matiss stops a takedown attempt from Shackleford.

Matiss manages to break the clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Matiss.
Matiss is looking to slow Shackleford down with leg kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shackleford moves out of range as Matiss throws a body kick.
Matiss throws a front kick that sends Shackleford stumbling back into the cage.
Shackleford is breathing heavily.
Matiss scores with a head kick. Shackleford tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

It looks like Rusty Shackleford has been cut.
Matiss throws a head kick that misses.
Matiss lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

Matiss lands a big head kick that sends Shackleford tumbling to the mat! Matiss takes a step backwards and waves Shackleford back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Mario Matiss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Matiss thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Shackleford if he has to take too many more of those.
Matiss seems to be stalking Shackleford here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Shackleford drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mario Matiss!
A very excited looking Mario Matiss made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

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C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Perrin Aybara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aybara comes to the cage accompanied by Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter. Wilson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ennio Morricone - For A Few Dollars More. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Aybara
vs
Wilson

190 cm
24
200 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

176 cm
25
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Perrin Aybara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Shane Wilson!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wilson lands a left and a right that send Aybara crashing to the mat, dazed. Wilson thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Perrin Aybara has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wilson checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Aybara takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Wilson cracks Aybara with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Wilson has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Aybara to stand back up!

Aybara is rocked!

Aybara rushes Wilson and presses him up against the cage.
Oh Aybara is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wilson lands a nice uppercut.
Aybara is trying to break the clinch but Wilson has him pressed against the cage.
Aybara seems to have got his legs back now.
A short body shot lands from Wilson as the two fighters clinch.
Aybara misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wilson digs a right hand underneath Aybara's ribcage. Aybara let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Aybara is breathing heavily.
Wilson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Aybara backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Wilson.

Wilson drops Aybara onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Aybara is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Wilson lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wilson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Aybara or not.
Wilson leaning against his opponent.

Wilson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wilson lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Aybara falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Shane Wilson!
An out of breath and clearly excited Shane Wilson thanked 5th Round Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mickey Callahan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aram Gamburian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Callahan comes to the cage accompanied by I'm Shipping Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys. Gamburian comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Judas Priest - The Ripper kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Callahan
vs
Gamburian

167 cm
21
151 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

179 cm
26
150 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mickey Callahan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aram Gamburian!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Callahan drops Gamburian with a beautiful combination! Gamburian stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Callahan is looking for the KO!

Gamburian is rocked!

It looks like Aram Gamburian has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Callahan misses with a double jab.
Gamburian is still on wobbly legs! Can Callahan finish him?
Callahan throws a right and a left that Gamburian avoids nicely.
Callahan throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Gamburian counter with a right hand.
Gamburian misses with a two punch combination.
Gamburian fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gamburian dodges the punch combination from Callahan.
Gamburian has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Callahan.
Gamburian looks gassed!
Gamburian slips a jab and a cross from Callahan.
Callahan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Callahan throws a nice looking combination but Gamburian bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gamburian avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gamburian backs away from a small jab... but Callahan lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Gamburian crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Callahan with a spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Mickey Callahan!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Wagon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leo McGarry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Wagon might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Requiem For A Dream. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Wagon
vs
McGarry

178 cm
22
174 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

175 cm
21
175 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck Wagon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Leo McGarry!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wagon connects with a jab.

It looks like Leo McGarry has been cut.
Wagon shoots in looking for a takedown. McGarry tries to sprawl out of it but Wagon keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McGarry manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Wagon doesn't succeed with the takedown

and McGarry counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wagon looks like he's trying to stand up.
Wagon is looking to control McGarry's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Wagon avoid being mounted?
The fighters are battling for position here. Wagon manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
McGarry forces his way into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McGarry looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Wagon with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McGarry working over Wagon with some ground and pound. Wagon looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
McGarry has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

McGarry looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
McGarry misses with a head shot. Wagon uses the momentum to regain guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGarry throwing strikes but missing.
Wagon trying to keep a closed guard but McGarry is proving a slippery customer.
McGarry with a flurry of punches that miss.

Wagon is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McGarry throws a big elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wagon preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Wagon throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! McGarry escapes and throws Wagon's legs to the side, diving into side control!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
McGarry looks up at the clock and then as Wagon takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McGarry smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Wagon on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wagon regains half guard.
McGarry looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Wagon with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wagon has hold of McGarry's hands but McGarry slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McGarry working over Wagon with some ground and pound. Wagon looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Nice strikes from McGarry there.
Wagon is trying to get back to full guard.
McGarry takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McGarry lands a nice short elbow.
Nice strikes from McGarry there.
McGarry prevents Wagon from standing back up.

McGarry is working for a submission of some sort.
Wagon is looking to improve his position.
McGarry throwing shots but Wagon is blocking nicely.
Wagon has hold of McGarry's hands but McGarry slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McGarry not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wagon has hold of McGarry's hands but McGarry slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Wagon manages to get to full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGarry throws an elbow that misses. Wagon uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McGarry's guard. Nice move by Wagon!
Wagon tries to free his leg and advance position but McGarry is retaining full guard.

McGarry had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Wagon defends it easily.

McGarry looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Wagon passes into side control.
McGarry tries to bench press Wagon off him but Wagon keeps the position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McGarry throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
Wagon tries to move into full mount but can't pass McGarry's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leo McGarry dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Leo McGarry's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Wagon misses with a few strikes there.
Chuck Wagon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

McGarry clinches up against the cage.
Wagon working hard to break the clinch.

McGarry breaks the clinch.
Wagon has a takedown stuffed.
McGarry avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wagon misses with a takedown attempt

and McGarry counters by moving into the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Wagon is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McGarry gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chuck Wagon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wagon has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. McGarry avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

McGarry breaks from the clinch.
Wagon shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McGarry as he avoids it easily.
Wagon tries for a takedown but McGarry circles away easily
and McGarry counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wagon thinking.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wagon looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Wagon shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and McGarry counters with a single leg into guard. Wagon didn't expect that.
Wagon has momentary wrist control but McGarry slips an elbow through the middle.
McGarry postures up and lands a big shot to Wagon's brow.
McGarry scoring with punches to the head and body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGarry content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McGarry with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Wagon is rocked!
McGarry gets to his feet and stands over Wagon, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Wagon felt that one! McGarry unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Wagon from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leo McGarry!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Emmanuel Bredenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve McQueen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bredenberg comes to the cage accompanied by Heja Bamse. Steve McQueen will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Bredenberg
vs
McQueen

202 cm
23
290 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

198 cm
27
266 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Emmanuel Bredenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Steve McQueen!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bredenberg throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. McQueen tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Bredenberg is in McQueen's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McQueen is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Bredenberg is controlling him.
Bredenberg slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Bredenberg in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McQueen being controlled here, momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Emmanuel Bredenberg has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.

Bredenberg closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into McQueen's guard.
McQueen keeping moving, preventing Bredenberg from controlling successfully.
McQueen wants to stand and escape but Bredenberg is having none of it.
McQueen really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bredenberg. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bredenberg is stalling in the full guard.
Bredenberg wants to pass the guard but McQueen is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Bredenberg throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McQueen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bredenberg wants to pass the guard but McQueen is keeping the position.
Bredenberg slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
McQueen thuds a left hand into Bredenberg's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bredenberg loses concentration momentarily and McQueen pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Bredenberg crashes face first to the mat, out cold! McQueen finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Steve McQueen!

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A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
33%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alucard Darkim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jules Winnfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Darkim's entrance music is I'm new in da city. A fine choice. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Darkim
vs
Winnfield

178 cm
21
198 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

187 cm
19
211 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Kobra Clothing Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Alucard Darkim!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jules Winnfield!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Darkim.

Darkim forces Winnfield back against the cage and clinches.
Darkim wants a takedown.
Darkim is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Winnfield gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

Darkim gets control of Winnfield's arms and successfully pulls guard. Darkim will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Winnfield trying to control but Darkim is working from the bottom.

Winnfield wants to stand up, so he's looking to wriggle free of Darkim's closed guard. He's half up but Darkim has locked on to an arm! Uh oh! Darkim pivots and extends the arm, Winnfield falls face first to the mat and taps??... does he?? YES! He's tapping! Excellent counter grappling there by Darkim! Well done that man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Alucard Darkim!
Alucard Darkim is the new light heavyweight champion!
Alucard Darkim really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Russian Top Team Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.