BFC 5-Woody's Roundup PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mamed Makushimaru (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Rayne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Makushimaru
vs
Rayne

184 cm
21
175 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mamed Makushimaru!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Donald Rayne!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rayne with a jab.
Makushimaru shoots for a double leg takedown but Rayne sprawls well. He's pushed Makushimaru's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Rayne is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Makushimaru is looking to clinch.
Makushimaru is trying hard to land a takedown here. Rayne sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Rayne swinging wildly here.
Rayne throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Makushimaru shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Rayne defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mamed Makushimaru. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rayne fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rayne connects with a good right hand that stumbles Makushimaru. Makushimaru circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rayne lands a body shot.
Rayne lands a jab to the head.
Nice body punch from Rayne.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Makushimaru throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Rayne connects with a right hand. Makushimaru shakes it off.
Makushimaru fails with a takedown attempt.
Makushimaru is breathing heavily.
Makushimaru tries a head kick but it misses.
Rayne is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Makushimaru stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rayne.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rayne lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Makushimaru has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Makushimaru and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
No luck for Makushimaru with that takedown attempt.
Rayne thuds a left hand into Makushimaru's body.
Rayne throws a wild body kick that Makushimaru sees coming a mile off.
Rayne fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rayne throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Rayne.
Rayne shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Makushimaru eats them both and turns towards Rayne to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Rayne scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rayne lands with a kick to the temple. Makushimaru shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Rayne will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rayne lands the left hand.
Rayne looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rayne will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Makushimaru on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rayne lands a jab to Makushimaru's midsection.
Rayne works the jab nicely.

Makushimaru is rocked!
Makushimaru is looking to clinch but Rayne is avoiding it.
Makushimaru throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Rayne's waist but Rayne gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Makushimaru off to one side.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Rayne goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Oh Makushimaru is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rayne lands a brutal head kick. Makushimaru looks out on his feet and Rayne throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Donald Rayne!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
93%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luca Brasi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oliver Oxenfrei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Brasi
vs
Oxenfrei

200 cm
24
250 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

197 cm
28
264 lbs
9 - 10 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Luca Brasi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Oliver Oxenfrei!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brasi walks into a straight right hand from Oxenfrei.
Brasi looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Brasi shoots in but no luck this time.
Oxenfrei swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Oxenfrei misses with a hook.
Brasi looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Luca Brasi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Oxenfrei lands with a hook. Brasi tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Oxenfrei stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Luca Brasi has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brasi shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Oxenfrei defends it nicely.
Oxenfrei cracks Brasi with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Brasi slips a jab and a cross from Oxenfrei.

Oxenfrei drops Brasi with a beautiful combination! Brasi stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Oxenfrei is looking for the KO!

Brasi is rocked!
Oxenfrei lands a nice leg kick that just misses Brasi's sensitive parts.
Oh Brasi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Brasi. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Brasi is breathing heavily.
Oxenfrei is stalking Brasi. Brasi circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Oxenfrei, and it's lights out! Brasi really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Oliver Oxenfrei!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between B Jj (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Francisco Milanese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jj comes into the arena with Selling My Soul-by- BLACK SABBATH blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jj
vs
Milanese

197 cm
31
278 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

203 cm
25
271 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, B Jj!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Francisco Milanese!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Radbod Blank and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jj lands a right hook to the body.
Milanese looks gassed!
Jj loads up on a big right hand but Milanese slips the punch.
Jj throws the left hand but Milanese avoids the punch easily.
Jj tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Milanese was well out of range. Poor timing from Jj.
Milanese takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Jj fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Milanese sprawls well initially but Jj persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Jj moves into full mount! Milanese won't be happy about that!
Jj is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Milanese can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Jj lands with some strikes.

Milanese is rocked!

It looks like Francisco Milanese has been cut.

Jj is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Jj extends the arm and Milanese is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). B Jj!
B Jj retains his heavyweight title!
B Jj made sure to mention his sponsor, Punishment Nutrition - All 159Q products now $75 in his post fight interview.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between CJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruud Van Noodleburger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn's entrance music is We are the ocean-waiting room. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Penn
vs
Van Noodleburger

167 cm
20
158 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

181 cm
25
156 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, CJ Penn!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ruud Van Noodleburger!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Patrick Alders and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penn circles away from the clinch attempt.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Van Noodleburger enables Penn to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Van Noodleburger manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Penn thows a big elbow that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Penn accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Van Noodleburger has his foot on Penn's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Penn works his way back into a safe position though.
Penn works over Van Noodleburger with some ground and pound from guard.
Van Noodleburger is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Penn trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Penn throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Penn working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Penn throws a big right hand that misses.
Penn working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Van Noodleburger throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Van Noodleburger looking to control.
Penn is working Van Noodleburger over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Noodleburger wants to sweep but no luck.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Penn working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Van Noodleburger's head.
Penn working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Penn passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Penn has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Penn misses with an attempted head punch from side control.

Penn goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Van Noodleburger has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Penn but great work by Van Noodleburger.
Penn is trying to control Van Noodleburger's posture but Van Noodleburger avoids it.
Penn is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Penn is trying to control Van Noodleburger's posture but Van Noodleburger avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn is not content to let Van Noodleburger control the position.
Penn is trying to control Van Noodleburger's posture but Van Noodleburger avoids it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Penn is not content to let Van Noodleburger control the position.
Penn struggling a bit here.

Van Noodleburger thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Noodleburger wants to control but Penn is keeping him busy.
The ground and pound from Van Noodleburger seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Penn being controlled for a moment.
Penn wants to control but Van Noodleburger postures up.
Penn wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Van Noodleburger laying and praying for a moment but Penn takes advantage and regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penn is trying to get back to full guard.
Van Noodleburger is pressing down on Penn's thigh, looking to free his foot. Penn is holding on for now.
Van Noodleburger is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

Penn actively working from the bottom here.
Van Noodleburger content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Van Noodleburger wants to control but Penn is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

CJ Penn dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Van Noodleburger gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Penn throwing strikes from guard but Van Noodleburger blocks nicely.
Van Noodleburger is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Penn missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Penn's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Penn throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Van Noodleburger works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Penn wants to pass the guard but Van Noodleburger is keeping the position.
Van Noodleburger wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Van Noodleburger looking to control but Penn passes into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Noodleburger wants to control but Penn is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Penn lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Van Noodleburger manages to get to full guard.
Van Noodleburger working a defensive guard here.
Penn chips away with some ground and pound.
Van Noodleburger is trying to control the position but Penn postures up.

Penn drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Penn jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Noodleburger looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Penn stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Van Noodleburger swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Penn trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Penn throwing strikes but missing.
Van Noodleburger working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Penn.
Penn throwing strikes but missing.
Penn postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Van Noodleburger trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.

Penn drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Penn jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
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Penn working the head and body with strikes.
The strikes coming from Penn are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Van Noodleburger is trying to control Penn's posture but Penn avoids it.
Penn scoring with punches from side control.

Van Noodleburger is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penn scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Van Noodleburger is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Penn can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). CJ Penn!
CJ Penn is the new featherweight champion!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
44%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tristan Clover (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Buffon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clover comes to the cage accompanied by Ill Nino-How Can I Live. Pierre Buffon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Clover
vs
Buffon

184 cm
19
169 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

174 cm
25
164 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tristan Clover!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pierre Buffon!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Saam Ante and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Clover clinches.
Clover prevents a takedown attempt there.
Buffon drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Clover gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Clover breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clover throws a nice looking combination but Buffon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Clover misses with a few strikes there.
Buffon has his takedown stuffed
and Clover counters with a one-two to the body.
Tristan Clover has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pierre Buffon.
Clover throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buffon dodges the punch combination from Clover.
Buffon fails with the takedown
and Clover makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Clover there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clover stuns Buffon with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Clover lands a slapping body shot.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

Buffon shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Buffon was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Clover tries to reverse the position but Buffon maintains control.
Clover regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Buffon is looking for a kimura here.
Buffon looks gassed!

Clover looking for submissions off his back.

Clover looking for submissions off his back.
Clover tries to roll over but Buffon keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tristan Clover dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Buffon on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Clover works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Clover misses with a wild combination.
Buffon shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Clover as he jumps to the side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clover misses with a jab, cross combination.
Buffon dives in and grabs Clover's left leg, looking for a takedown. Clover pushes down on Buffon's head and hops out.
Clover throws a body punch but Buffon moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Buffon fails with a takedown attempt.
Tristan Clover has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pierre Buffon.

Clover gets caught flat footed, as Buffon shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Buffon is breathing heavily.

Clover looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Clover is looking for a triangle but Buffon pushes his legs off easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Clover is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Buffon defends well.

Clover is looking for a triangle but Buffon pushes his legs off easily.
Clover working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Buffon.

Clover looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Buffon accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Clover working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Buffon doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Buffon manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Buffon wants to control from the top but Clover keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Buffon trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Clover has his foot on Buffon's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Buffon works his way back into a safe position though.

Clover has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Buffon can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Clover looking for a guillotine here but Buffon defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tristan Clover dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Buffon shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Buffon showed some decent athleticism there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Clover looking for submissions off his back.

Clover looking for submissions off his back.
Clover tries to roll over but Buffon keeps him under control.

Clover looking for submissions off his back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Buffon is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Clover sees it coming and defends easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Clover is defending against the submission attempts here by Buffon.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Buffon is trying to control the action in half guard but Clover is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Clover wants to improve his position but Buffon is controlling well.
Clover moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Clover has his foot on Buffon's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Buffon works his way back into a safe position though.

Clover is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Buffon got a little sloppy there for a moment and Clover has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Buffon has managed to get both his arms back between Clover's legs - danger averted.
Buffon pushing down on Clover's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Clover is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Buffon seems to be working for a kimura but Clover defends the submission attempt.
Tristan Clover overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The fighters are battling for position here. Clover manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Clover is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Buffon defends well.
Clover looking for a sweep. Not yet Clover, not yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Buffon loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Clover looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Buffon tries to free his leg and advance position but Clover is retaining full guard.
Buffon pushes down on Clover's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Clover is defending against the submission attempts here by Buffon.
Pierre Buffon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tristan Clover is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Clover trying to hold on to Buffon's head to control him but Buffon postures up.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Tristan Clover.
Well Clover has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tristan Clover!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
37%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Santa Schwein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Josh Silver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwein comes into the arena with Mama said knock you out - LL Cool J blaring out of the sound system. Josh Silver acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Schwein
vs
Silver

182 cm
29
195 lbs
12 - 6 - 1

180 cm
19
196 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

ADCC Champion
Brawler
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Santa Schwein!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Josh Silver!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Aafke Stam and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silver with a poor takedown
and Schwein connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schwein uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Silver.
Silver takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Silver throws a right hand that misses
and Silver takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schwein throws a shot to the body.
Schwein takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Schwein dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schwein lands with a straight right. Silver didn't see that one coming.
Schwein cracks a nice hook into Silver's ribs.
Schwein lands a right hook to the body.
Silver looks gassed!
Silver shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Silver takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Schwein lands with a cross.
Santa Schwein is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwein lands a right hook to the body.
Schwein scores with a hook.

Silver is rocked!
Schwein ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Schwein drops Silver with a straight right hand, right on the button! Schwein follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Santa Schwein!
Santa Schwein retains his middleweight title!

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FIGHT
RATING
90%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Curtis Longface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Philip Farmery (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Longface comes to the cage accompanied by All That Remains-This Calling. Farmery is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Metallica-Enter the sandman. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Longface
vs
Farmery

196 cm
27
206 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

203 cm
21
200 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Curtis Longface!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Philip Farmery!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Aafke Stam and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Longface throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Farmery tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Longface is in Farmery's guard.

Farmery working for a triangle but Longface defends it easily.
Longface throws a strike but Farmery rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Farmery avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Farmery trying to control the position from guard on top but Longface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Farmery got a little sloppy there for a moment and Longface has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Farmery has managed to get both his arms back between Longface's legs - danger averted.
Longface keeping moving, preventing Farmery from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Farmery stands and throws Longface's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Farmery tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Farmery is looking to take a break and control but Longface is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Longface gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Longface has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Farmery is working away from the top position though.

Farmery looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Longface regains full guard. Nicely done.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Longface escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Farmery gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Farmery trying to control the position from guard on top but Longface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Farmery is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Farmery is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Longface is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Longface has escaped and now he's on top!
Farmery is looking to stand back up but Longface counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Farmery.

Longface is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Longface is looking for a kimura here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farmery regains full guard. Nicely done.

Farmery pushes Longface off and scrambles back to his feet.

Longface shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Farmery trying to control from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farmery is staying active underneath Longface, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Farmery slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Farmery bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Longface's guard.

Longface throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Farmery drops back looking for a leg! Longface is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Longface manages to kick Farmery off! Farmery jumps back into Longface's guard.
Farmery's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Farmery postures up.
Farmery looking to pass the guard.

Longface looking for a guillotine here but Farmery defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Curtis Longface will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Farmery fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Longface sprawls well initially but Farmery persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Longface wants to control but Farmery is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Longface gets back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Farmery engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Longface working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Farmery doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Farmery manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Farmery wants to control from the top but Longface keeps moving.

Longface working for a triangle but Farmery defends it easily.

Farmery thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Farmery wants to control from the top but Longface keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Farmery is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Longface is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Longface has escaped and now he's on top!
Farmery is trying to control the position but Longface postures up.

Farmery is looking for a triangle but Longface pushes his legs off easily.
Longface wants to control from the top but Farmery keeps moving.

Longface postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Farmery is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Longface, into his guard.
Longface keeping moving, preventing Farmery from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Longface keeping full guard, as Farmery tries to pass.
Longface keeping moving, preventing Farmery from controlling successfully.
Longface throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Farmery pushes down on Longface's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Longface is trying to control but can't.
Longface is staying active underneath Farmery, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Longface looking for submissions off his back.

Farmery is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Longface has managed to free his arm - good work.
Farmery stalling.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farmery trying to control the action but Longface is working from the bottom.
Longface trying to control from the bottom.

Longface has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Farmery. Oh but Longface has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Farmery goes limp - he's gone! Longface jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Curtis Longface!
Curtis Longface retains his light heavyweight title!