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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Classy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Classy Helmet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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205 lbs
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205 lbs
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Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Classy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Dean Styles and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet thows a body kick. Penn tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Penn thinking.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Penn is breathing heavily.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Penn. That did some damage!
Helmet jabs Penn to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Helmet scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Helmet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet is looking to slow Penn down with leg kicks.
BJ Penn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Penn at a distance.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Penn is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet scores with a head kick.
It looks like BJ Penn has been cut.
Penn tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Penn doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Helmet is looking to slow Penn down with leg kicks.
Penn walks forward, straight into a front kick from Helmet.
Helmet lands a nice looking body shot.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Helmet bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Penn's head backwards.
Helmet chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Helmet connects with an inside leg kick.
Helmet cracks the inside of Penn's front leg.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet connects with an inside leg kick.
Helmet scores with a kick to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Penn down.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Penn.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Penn's side.
Helmet ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Penn takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Penn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Penn walks forward, straight into a front kick from Helmet.
Helmet scores with a kick to the midsection.
Helmet is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Penn rather than just go for the knockout.
Penn takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Penn doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Helmet throws a quick inside leg kick.
Helmet lands with a kick to the temple. Penn shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
That kick from Helmet tenderised Penn's leg. Penn is trying to keep his angry face on.
Penn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
Helmet scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet lands a high kick!
BJ Penn's cut is getting worse.
Helmet throws a quick inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Helmet lands with a kick to the temple. Penn shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Penn takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Helmet scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Penn's front leg but catches the back leg as Penn tries to avoid it.
Helmet throws a quick inside leg kick.
Penn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Penn will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Helmet connects with a body shot that sends Penn's belly button to the back.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Penn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Helmet, right into the meat.
Helmet scores with a shot to the body.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet thuds a left hand into Penn's body.
Helmet lands a slapping body shot.
Helmet throws a head kick that Penn semi-blocks.
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Helmet thumps Penn with a low kick.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Helmet.
Penn ducks right into an uppercut from Helmet.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Helmet scores with a hook.
Helmet thumps Penn with a low kick.
Penn shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Helmet chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
Penn doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet scores with a jab to the body.
Penn steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Helmet. That one must have hurt.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Penn takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Penn crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Helmet - the referee stops the clock and Penn gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Helmet. Penn manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Penn takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Penn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Penn tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Helmet takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Helmet changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A solid body kick from Helmet.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Penn down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Penn down.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Penn's sensitive parts.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Penn off balance momentarily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Helmet. Penn shrugs it off though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Classy Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Penn down.
Helmet clinches with his opponent.
Helmet pushes Penn back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Helmet stalling in the clinch but Penn improves position.
Helmet throws a punch but it's blocked by Penn.
Good body shot from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Penn taking a breather.
Stalling in the clinch from Helmet.
Penn is trying to stall.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Helmet creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Helmet lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Helmet missing with knees to the body.
Helmet is stalling here.
Still in the clinch, Helmet scores with a nice short uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Helmet creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Penn taking a breather.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Helmet.
Helmet pushes Penn back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Penn stalling in the clinch but Helmet improves position.
Helmet pushes Penn back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Helmet lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Penn backwards.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Penn.
Penn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Helmet has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Helmet creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Penn's defenses.
Helmet presses Penn against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short right from Helmet on the inside.
Helmet lands a hook to the side of the head.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Helmet.
Penn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Penn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Penn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Penn tries to stall but Helmet uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A right hook to the body lands for Helmet.
Penn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Helmet wants to stall.
Penn has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Helmet lands a shoulder strike.
Helmet has Penn pushed against the ropes.
Helmet scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Penn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Helmet is trying to maintain a safe position but Penn gets an underhook and turns Helmet into the ropes.
Helmet works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Penn is trying to stall.
Helmet missing with knees to the body.
Penn wants to stall.
Helmet tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Penn avoids it.
Helmet is trying to maintain a safe position but Penn gets an underhook and turns Helmet into the ropes.
Helmet tries a body shot but Penn blocks it.
Penn is trying to stall.
Helmet misses with a body punch.
Penn tries to stall but Helmet uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Helmet taking a breather.
Penn trying to control the position but instead, Helmet has worked for underhooks and has pushed Penn into the ropes.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by BJ Penn.
Penn takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Penn shrugs it off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet feints and then cracks Penn's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Penn down.
Classy Helmet seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jab by Helmet.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Penn's calf.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
A head kick by Penn misses
and Helmet counters with a head kick.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn tries to keep at a distance but Helmet has taken the fight into the clinch.
Helmet tries to throw a body punch but Penn avoids it by throwing Helmet back against the cage.
Helmet lands an elbow just above Penn 's eye.
Penn looking to stall.
Helmet lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Helmet comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Helmet is trying to stall.
Helmet tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Helmet is leaning against Penn and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Penn is trying to maintain a safe position but Helmet gets an underhook and turns Penn into the ropes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet trying to stall but Penn improves his position.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Helmet as Penn tries to tie him up.
Helmet lands a nice elbow.
Penn is trying to stall.
Helmet lands a nice elbow.
Helmet trying to control the position but instead, Penn has worked for underhooks and has pushed Helmet into the ropes.
Penn stalling in the clinch but Helmet improves position.
Helmet working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Penn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by BJ Penn.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Penn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Helmet feints and then cracks Penn's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Penn down.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet connects with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Classy Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a big head kick but Penn shrugs it off.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Penn takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Penn stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Helmet.
Helmet throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nice body kick from Helmet.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Penn tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Penn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Helmet fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Penn looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Helmet lands with a good body shot.
Helmet lands with a kick to the temple. Penn shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
That kick from Helmet tenderised Penn's leg. Penn is trying to keep his angry face on.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
BJ Penn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet lands with a slapping head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Penn tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Penn tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice body kick there by Helmet.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Penn takes a kick to the side of the head.
Helmet throws a head kick that half lands.
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Penn has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Penn 's knee.
Helmet with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Penn down.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands a body shot.
Helmet paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
Helmet drives through and clinches with Penn against the ropes.
Penn trying to control the position but instead, Helmet has worked for underhooks and has pushed Penn into the ropes.
Nice body punch from Helmet.
Penn is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Helmet is keeping busy.
Helmet lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Penn.
Helmet lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Penn backwards.
Penn taking a breather.
A short uppercut from Helmet.
Helmet is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Helmet as Penn tries to tie him up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet scores with a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Helmet creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Penn is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Penn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by BJ Penn.
Helmet lands with a kick to the temple. Penn shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Penn throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Penn's knee momentarily.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Helmet misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Penn.
Penn throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Helmet lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Penn backwards.
Helmet wants to stall.
Helmet has Penn pressed against the ropes.
Helmet wants to stall.
Penn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Helmet lands a damaging elbow.
Penn looking to stall.
Helmet lands a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Helmet tries to stall but Penn uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Helmet takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Penn is looking to control Helmet's arms but Helmet gets an underhook and turns him. Now Penn has his back to the ropes.
BJ Penn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Helmet lands with a right to the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Helmet as Penn tries to tie him up.
And that's the end of the fight!
Classy Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Classy Helmet!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Classy Helmet!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Classy Helmet!
Classy Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sexy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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202 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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Brawler
Cuts easily |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sexy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Jorge Garcia and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet looks gassed!
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a one two combo.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
A right-left combo lands from Helmet.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Danga de danga de dang - Helmet scores with a four punch combination!
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with the combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet is working the combinations to good effect here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sexy Helmet dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Shane Carwin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Helmet duly obliges.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Sexy Helmet will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Danga de danga de dang - Helmet scores with a four punch combination!
It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet looks to land a combination. Carwin sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet lands with a nice combination. Carwin backs away looking to recover.
Carwin throws a shot from downtown. Helmet moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet lands a jab-cross combination.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Helmet!
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sexy Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Sexy Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angry Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tito Ortiz had a look across the ring there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Angry Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Helmet, right into the meat.
A thudding body kick lands there by Helmet!
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Ortiz on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
Ortiz is breathing heavily.
Ortiz takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Helmet scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ortiz. That did some damage!
That kick from Helmet tenderised Ortiz's leg. Ortiz is trying to keep his angry face on.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Tito Ortiz has been cut.
Helmet connects with an inside leg kick.
Helmet cracks the inside of Ortiz's front leg.
Ortiz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Helmet pushes Ortiz away with a front kick.
Helmet throws a nice head kick!
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Ortiz takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Helmet connects with a solid leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Ortiz crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Helmet - the referee stops the clock and Ortiz gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Helmet. Ortiz manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Ortiz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ortiz takes a kick to the side of the head.
Crunch! Helmet slams his shin into Ortiz's torso.
Helmet cracks a nice hook into Ortiz's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a head kick that half lands.
Tito Ortiz's cut is getting worse.
Ortiz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Tito Ortiz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ortiz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A thudding body kick lands there by Helmet!
Helmet keeps Ortiz at a distance using the push kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A head kick by Ortiz misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ortiz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ortiz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Ortiz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Helmet.
Helmet moves into the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Helmet.
Helmet working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Helmet comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nice body punch from Helmet.
Helmet digs a right hand into Ortiz's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ortiz's gas tank.
Helmet taking a breather.
Helmet lands an elbow inside.
Tito Ortiz's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Helmet gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz avoiding damage as Helmet throws knees to the body.
Helmet lands a body punch in the clinch.
Helmet displaying some good clinch control by pressing Ortiz up against the ropes.
Helmet is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ortiz is defending well for now.
Helmet lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jeez, Tito Ortiz's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Ortiz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice elbow from Helmet.
Ortiz is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Helmet is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Ortiz takes an elbow to the forehead.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tito Ortiz's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Angry Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alter Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Lidell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lidell has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Chuck Lidell told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alter Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck Lidell!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jonathan Paton and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
letting Helmet counter with a right hand.
Lidell looks gassed!
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Helmet lands a right hook to the body.
Lidell is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet is looking to slow Lidell down with leg kicks.
Lidell on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lidell takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Helmet is looking to slow Lidell down with leg kicks.
Chuck Lidell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Helmet bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lidell tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Lidell takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Helmet lands a nice hook to Lidell's body. Lidell takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Helmet thumps Lidell with a low kick.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Lidell tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A left lands for Helmet.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Lidell off balance momentarily.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Lidell's front leg but catches the back leg as Lidell tries to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lidell chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Helmet feints and then cracks Lidell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lidell down.
Helmet connects with a solid leg kick.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Lidell's side.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lidell.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a kick to the ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Helmet wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet lands a high kick!
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lidell. That did some damage!
Helmet thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Lidell if he has to take too many more of those.
Lidell tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lidell takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Helmet throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Helmet.
Helmet scores with the left hand. Lidell knows he should have avoided that one.
Helmet feints and then cracks Lidell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lidell down.
A thudding body kick lands there by Helmet!
Lidell blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Helmet lands with a nice body kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Helmet lands a head kick!
Helmet lands with an overhand left.
Helmet tests Lidell's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Helmet lands with a kick to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Helmet scores with a body shot.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
That kick from Helmet tenderised Lidell's leg. Lidell is trying to keep his angry face on.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet lands with a slapping head kick.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Lidell's side.
Lidell tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Helmet throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Lidell 's knee.
Lidell has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Helmet.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Helmet, right into the meat.
Helmet scores with a kick to the body.
Crunch! Helmet slams his shin into Lidell's torso.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet keeps Lidell at a distance using the push kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lidell gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Helmet.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet clobbers Lidell with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Lidell on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Helmet lands with a slapping head kick.
Lidell doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Helmet lets loose with a powerful body kick. Lidell will feel that in the morning.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Lidell moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alter Helmet dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Helmet chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Lidell's side.
Good shot there by Helmet.
Lidell takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Helmet scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Helmet lands with a nice body punch.
Helmet scores with a kick to the midsection.
Lidell takes one on the button.
Helmet connects with a looping right hand.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Alter Helmet is winning the standup battle so far.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lidell takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Lidell 's knee.
Helmet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lidell in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lidell on the side of the head.
Helmet delivers a nice body kick.
Lidell on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Lidell takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Lidell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet works Lidell's body with a nice hook.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lidell's sensitive parts.
Helmet throws a head kick but Lidell moves out of range.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice uppercut.
Lidell tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
Helmet is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lidell can do to turn this around?
Lidell walks into a stiff left hand from Helmet.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Lidell might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Helmet has got the better of the exchanges.
Nice uppercut lands for Helmet. That snapped Lidell's head back.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Lidell's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Helmet scores with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a left to the body.
Lidell throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lidell.
Lidell on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet scores with a body shot.
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Helmet connects with a crisp jab.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a left to the body.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Lidell avoids the body shot from Helmet.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Helmet.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lidell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Helmet scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lidell in his tracks.
Lidell has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet cracks Lidell with a right hand to the side of the head.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet jabs Lidell to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
Helmet lets loose with a powerful body kick. Lidell will feel that in the morning.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lidell's knee momentarily.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Lidell keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Helmet.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Lidell's front leg but catches the back leg as Lidell tries to avoid it.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lidell's head.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lidell's calf.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a head kick. That will keep Lidell thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Lidell.
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
Helmet cracks Lidell with a good jab.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet cracks Lidell with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet lands with a shot to the body.
Helmet scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lidell doesn't seem bothered though.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alter Helmet dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A jab from Helmet finds it's way through Lidell's defenses.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Lidell moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet thumps Lidell with a low kick.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lidell's head.
Helmet cracks Lidell with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Lidell down.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lidell's head.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Lidell was not able to check.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Lidell.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a head kick. That will keep Lidell thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Helmet scores with a jab.
Helmet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Helmet scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
A solid body kick from Helmet.
Lidell takes a jab right on the kisser.
Lidell on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Lidell looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice kick to the body.
Lidell takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Lidell 's knee.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lidell takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lidell is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Lidell stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Helmet.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a big head kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Lidell tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet lands a front kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice uppercut.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a stiff right hand.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Lidell.
Helmet throws a quick inside leg kick.
Helmet throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick misses from Lidell.
Helmet lands a high kick!
Helmet cracks Lidell with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Lidell's front leg but catches the back leg as Lidell tries to avoid it.
Lidell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
Helmet throws a head kick that half lands.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a solid body kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Lidell takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lidell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Lidell down.
Helmet scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lidell in his tracks.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Lidell.
Helmet lands a nice shot to the body.
Lidell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a good, hard body kick but Lidell shrugs it off.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that Lidell semi-blocks.
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Lidell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lidell avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Chuck Lidell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Helmet scores with a kick to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Alter Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Alter Helmet!
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight for Alter Helmet!
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight for Alter Helmet!
Alter Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sad Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shogun Rua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sad Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shogun Rua!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Roberts and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet lands a brutal head kick. Rua looks out on his feet and Helmet throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Sad Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirty Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirty Helmet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Chad Campbell and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones looks to throw the jab but Helmet is out of range.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jones really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Helmet tries to bum rush Jones with a series of wild strikes but Jones uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet looks gassed!
Helmet misses with the combination.
Jones shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Helmet napping and manages to drive through into side control!
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Jones has hold of Helmet's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Helmet tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Jones cranks the arm and Helmet screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Helmet, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jon Jones!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diaz has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Horny Helmet is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Bruno Lombardi and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Diaz avoids nicely.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet avoids the body shot from Diaz.
Diaz throws a leg kick but Helmet moved away.
Horny Helmet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diaz.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Diaz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Diaz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet looks gassed!
Diaz looks to land a body kick but Helmet moved away.
Helmet gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Diaz won't allow Helmet to sweep him here.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet tries to strike from the bottom.
Diaz controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Helmet really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Diaz. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Diaz slips nicely into half guard.
Diaz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Diaz sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Helmet tries to improve his position but Diaz has taken his back! Diaz has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Helmet tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Diaz pushes Helmet away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Nick Diaz!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucky Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lucky Helmet has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Couture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucky Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Chad Campbell and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Couture scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Couture stalling.
Helmet really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Couture. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Helmet wants to control but Couture is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Couture is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Helmet!
Couture controlling the pace for now.
Helmet tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Couture has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Helmet is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Randy Couture!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rampage Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackson has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Rampage Jackson had a look across the ring there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rampage Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Franklyn Lucas and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Helmet tries to close the distance and clinch but Jackson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jackson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jackson looks to score with a jab to the body but Helmet is just out of range.
Helmet jabs Jackson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jackson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Helmet moves away.
Helmet throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jackson is breathing heavily.
Jackson blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Helmet lands a head kick!
It looks like Rampage Jackson has been cut.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Jackson's side.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Jackson avoids the head kick by Helmet.
A shot to the liver by Helmet. Beautiful body shot.
Jackson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Helmet.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Jackson moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet scores with a nice body kick.
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jackson. That did some damage!
Helmet explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Jackson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Helmet throws a front kick that sends Jackson stumbling back into the ropes.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Jackson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jackson blocks the body kick.
Happy Helmet is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jackson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Jackson will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Helmet misses with an attempted mid kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Happy Helmet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet misses with a body kick.
Helmet thumps Jackson with a low kick.
A solid body kick from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Jackson avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Helmet. Jackson shrugs it off though.
Helmet stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a push kick but Jackson slaps the foot to one side.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jackson's sensitive parts.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Helmet.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet tries to clinch up but Jackson circles away and keeps his distance.
Helmet lands a front kick.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jackson avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet jabs Jackson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jackson moves out of range of the body kick from Helmet.
Jackson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jackson sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Jackson moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jackson misses with a straight left.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet throws a wild body kick that Jackson sees coming a mile off.
A shot to the liver by Helmet. Beautiful body shot.
Jackson walks into a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet connects with an inside leg kick.
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Helmet clinches with his opponent.
Jackson avoiding damage as Helmet throws knees to the body.
Helmet presses Jackson against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet slowing the pace effectively.
Helmet missing with knees to the body.
Jackson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Helmet stalling in the clinch but Jackson improves position.
Helmet holding his opponent close, against the ropes.
Jackson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Helmet lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Helmet is looking to control Jackson's arms but Jackson gets an underhook and turns him. Now Helmet has his back to the ropes.
Helmet is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jackson is defending well for now.
Helmet stalling.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Happy Helmet.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Jackson moves out of range easily.
Jackson thows a body shot but no joy.
Helmet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Happy Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rampage Jackson's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet looks for the body kick but Jackson saw that one coming.
Helmet scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet cracks a nice hook into Jackson's ribs.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jackson rather than just go for the knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jackson avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jackson takes a step back to recover.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Helmet tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jackson avoids it.
Jackson tries to break free but Helmet pushes him back against the ropes.
Helmet trying to control the position but instead, Jackson has worked for underhooks and has pushed Helmet into the ropes.
Helmet tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Helmet leaning against his opponent.
Jackson avoiding damage as Helmet throws knees to the body.
Jackson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jackson drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Helmet scores with a nice hook to the head.
Helmet trying to land knees to the body.
Helmet tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jackson avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet is working Jackson over against the ropes.
Helmet lands with a right to the head.
Helmet avoiding damage.
Good body shot from Helmet.
Helmet lands a shot to the body.
Helmet lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jackson or not.
Helmet lands an elbow that stopped Jackson in his tracks for a moment.
Helmet has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Helmet is trying to maintain a safe position but Jackson gets an underhook and turns Helmet into the ropes.
Good body shot from Helmet.
Jackson managing to block the knees to the body from Helmet.
Helmet taking a breather.
Helmet lands a damaging elbow.
Helmet lands a good knee to the midsection. Jackson won't want to take too many of those.
Jackson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Helmet is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jackson is keeping busy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jackson.
Jackson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Helmet lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jackson backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rampage Jackson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Helmet works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Helmet is trying to stall.
Helmet misses with a hook to the ribs.
Helmet works on Jackson's body with a couple of short punches.
Helmet presses Jackson against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jackson manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Helmet trying to control the position from guard on top but Jackson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jackson controlling the position.
Helmet must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jackson keeping moving, preventing Helmet from controlling successfully.
Jackson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jackson seems keen to control Helmet's posture.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Helmet throws a big right hand that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jackson avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jackson has his feet on Helmet's thighs here. He's pushed Helmet off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Helmet screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rampage Jackson!
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