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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Back Pack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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210 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Back Pack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Simon Penn!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Seu Braga and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oh, that's a big right hand from Pack and Penn goes tumbling to the canvas! Pack follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.
It looks like Simon Penn has been cut.
Penn blocking the ground and pound attempt from Pack.
Penn is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Pack is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Penn!
Pack throws some wild stikes that Penn manages to avoid easily.
Penn is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Penn tries to lock up and control but Pack gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Pack lands a heavy elbow.
Pack misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Pack throws some wild stikes that Penn manages to avoid easily.
Penn flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Pack thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Penn is working to get back to half guard.
Pack throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Penn because Pack loaded up on that one.
Pack thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Pack has hold of Penn's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Penn manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Pack thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn regains half guard.
Pack wants to stand up but Penn has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Penn pushes Pack off looking to stand but Pack dives back in and keeps control.
Pack missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pack working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Penn's thigh. Penn counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Pack wants to stand but Penn is controlling his posture from full guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Penn trying to keep a closed guard but Pack is proving a slippery customer.
Pack has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Penn is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Penn throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Penn sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Pack defending well though.
Pack desperately trying to maintain half guard.
It looks like Penn is going to stand back up.
Pack manages to get to full guard.
Penn stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Pack swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pack has a closed guard, preventing Penn from standing up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pack is on top in guard.
Pack is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Pack throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Penn works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Penn is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Pack won't allow Penn to sweep him here.
Pack thows a big elbow that misses.
Penn avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pack working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Penn wants to stand up but Pack is controlling him.
Pack preventing the sweep.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Penn doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Penn looks gassed!
Pack throws out a powerful jab.
Back Pack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Penn takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Penn looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Penn is rocked!
Pack drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Penn's head, knocking him out cold! Pack is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Back Pack!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Syrup Snufflebomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tim McIlrath (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snufflebomb comes to the ring accompanied by Soothsayer. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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155 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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152 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Syrup Snufflebomb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tim McIlrath!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Leandro Rodrigues and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McIlrath with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McIlrath lands a nice looking body shot.
Snufflebomb has McIlrath up against the ropes in a clinch.
Snufflebomb works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
McIlrath trying to control the position here.
Snufflebomb slips nicely into half guard.
McIlrath trying to hold on to Snufflebomb's head to control him but Snufflebomb postures up.
Snufflebomb trying to mount his opponent but McIlrath defends it.
McIlrath has his hands clasped together around Snufflebomb's back. He's all about the action.
Snufflebomb moves nicely into side control.
Snufflebomb working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snufflebomb tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Snufflebomb has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Snufflebomb working away.
Snufflebomb thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
McIlrath dodges the ground and pound from Snufflebomb.
You can see the frustration on McIlrath's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Sloppy strikes there by Snufflebomb.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
You can see the frustration on McIlrath's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
An elbow from Snufflebomb crashes against the mat.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Snufflebomb lands a nice leg kick that just misses McIlrath's sensitive parts.
Snufflebomb closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McIlrath with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McIlrath defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Snufflebomb.
Snufflebomb lands a head kick!
Snufflebomb pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Snufflebomb darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
McIlrath keeps control of the position for the meantime.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that McIlrath has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
McIlrath is looking for a sweep. Snufflebomb is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
McIlrath wants to control but Snufflebomb is keeping busy.
McIlrath wants to improve his position but Snufflebomb is controlling well.
McIlrath won't allow Snufflebomb to pass to mount.
Snufflebomb is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Snufflebomb is working for a kimura but McIlrath is defending it quite comfortably.
Snufflebomb missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
A head kick misses from Snufflebomb.
A nice inside leg kick there by Snufflebomb. That's going to slow McIlrath down.
Snufflebomb misses with a takedown attempt - McIlrath sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Snufflebomb is breathing heavily.
Snufflebomb tries a head kick but it misses.
McIlrath stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Syrup Snufflebomb. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snufflebomb shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McIlrath pinned against the cage. McIlrath gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Snufflebomb moves forwards but McIlrath connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Syrup Snufflebomb dominated that round.
That's time! Snufflebomb's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
McIlrath is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Snufflebomb avoids the body shot from McIlrath.
Snufflebomb throws a head kick that misses.
McIlrath fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Snufflebomb looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Snufflebomb fails with an attempt to clinch.
Snufflebomb misses with a body kick.
McIlrath throws a shot to the body.
McIlrath goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Syrup Snufflebomb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McIlrath moves out of range of the body kick.
McIlrath scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McIlrath takes a swing at Snufflebomb's ribcage but misses.
Snufflebomb drops his hands momentarily and McIlrath takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
McIlrath keeps the fight on the outside.
Snufflebomb tries to close the distance and clinch up but McIlrath swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Snufflebomb misses with a takedown attempt - McIlrath sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McIlrath with a nice cross.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snufflebomb doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Snufflebomb tries a head kick but it misses.
McIlrath ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McIlrath lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Snufflebomb tries to clinch but McIlrath moves out of range.
Snufflebomb shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McIlrath but McIlrath pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McIlrath avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McIlrath keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Syrup Snufflebomb. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McIlrath thuds a left hand into Snufflebomb's body.
Tim McIlrath seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Snufflebomb shoots in but no luck this time.
McIlrath connects with a body shot.
McIlrath connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Snufflebomb momentarily.
McIlrath punishes Snufflebomb's body with a nice straight punch.
McIlrath comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McIlrath with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McIlrath fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Snufflebomb tries a head kick but it misses.
McIlrath misses with a wild body shot.
Snufflebomb tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McIlrath swivels and escapes.
McIlrath lands a jab to Snufflebomb's midsection.
McIlrath lands a right hook to the body.
Snufflebomb has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Snufflebomb closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McIlrath connects with a good right hand that stumbles Snufflebomb. Snufflebomb circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McIlrath takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McIlrath thuds a left hand into Snufflebomb's body.
McIlrath comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McIlrath scores with a shot to the body.
McIlrath lands a right hook to the body.
Nice body punch from McIlrath.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McIlrath dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McIlrath scores with a hook to the body. Snufflebomb takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McIlrath lands with an uppercut that bounces Snufflebomb off the ropes and back into rage.
McIlrath goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Snufflebomb is rocked!
McIlrath Rushes Snufflebomb and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Snufflebomb is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. McIlrath Piles on the pressure and Snufflebomb crumples to the floor! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tim McIlrath!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Launchpad McQuack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smarky Malarkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Malarkey has chosen LL Cool J -- Momma said knock you out. as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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150 lbs
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150 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Launchpad McQuack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Smarky Malarkey!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Alexandre Firmino and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McQuack swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Malarkey avoids the body shot from McQuack.
McQuack throws out a loose jab but Malarkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
McQuack throws a hook but Malarkey blocks it.
McQuack gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Malarkey's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Malarkey won't allow McQuack to sweep him here.
McQuack knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Malarkey on the ground.
McQuack is wriggling around but Malarkey manages to pass to half guard.
Malarkey looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks McQuack with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Malarkey wants to free his trapped foot but McQuack is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Malarkey sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McQuack defending well though.
McQuack is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Malarkey wants to lay and pray for a moment but McQuack keeps working.
McQuack has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Malarkey is working away from the top position though.
Malarkey scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Malarkey not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Malarkey seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Malarkey passes to side control.
Malarkey wants to lay and pray for a moment but McQuack keeps working.
Malarkey landing strikes.
Check out the look on Malarkey's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McQuack is trying to control Malarkey's posture but Malarkey avoids it.
Malarkey is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McQuack knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The ground and pound from Malarkey seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Malarkey lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McQuack down.
McQuack sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Malarkey thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McQuack's head.
Malarkey wants to take a breather but McQuack is having none of it.
McQuack wants to improve his position but Malarkey is controlling well.
Malarkey not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malarkey missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Malarkey not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Malarkey not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Malarkey shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. McQuack manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
McQuack working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Malarkey.
McQuack pulls Malarkey in to control the position.
Malarkey trying to control the position from guard on top but McQuack is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McQuack wants to sweep here but Malarkey controlling him for the moment.
McQuack is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McQuack is looking to stand up but Malarkey isn't so interested in that idea.
Malarkey chips away with some ground and pound.
Malarkey pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McQuack is keeping the position for now.
Malarkey won't allow McQuack to sweep him here.
Malarkey is in close to McQuack's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McQuack looking for a sweep. Not yet McQuack, not yet.
Malarkey loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Malarkey trying to control the position from guard on top but McQuack is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McQuack preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Smarky Malarkey dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
McQuack throws a body punch but Malarkey moves out of range.
Malarkey closes the distance and clinches.
McQuack lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters up against the ropes, McQuack throws an elbow but misses.
Malarkey jumps guard but McQuack stands there with Malarkey around his waist. Malarkey gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Malarkey swings wildly with an uppercut but McQuack uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malarkey has had enough of the clinch but McQuack keeps him there for the moment.
McQuack breaks from the clinch.
McQuack misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malarkey.
A jab lands there for Malarkey.
McQuack misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malarkey uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McQuack.
Malarkey scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Malarkey landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McQuack is trying to maintain the position but Malarkey is very close to passing his half guard.
McQuack tries to roll over but Malarkey keeps him under control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Malarkey tries to pass the half guard into mount. McQuack knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
McQuack is trying to get back to full guard.
Malarkey stalling.
McQuack on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McQuack trying to hold on to Malarkey's head to control him but Malarkey postures up.
Malarkey trying to control from half guard but McQuack is working away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McQuack is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Malarkey scores with a couple of nice shots.
McQuack is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Malarkey missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McQuack avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Malarkey.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Malarkey connects with a nice short shot to McQuack's temple.
Malarkey tries to pass the half guard into mount. McQuack knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Malarkey is looking for a kimura here.
Malarkey thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McQuack's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McQuack wants to get back to his feet.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
McQuack lands a really nice looking cross but Malarkey seems unphased.
A punch combination from McQuack misses.
Malarkey throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Malarkey doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Malarkey lands with a nice combination. McQuack backs away looking to recover.
Malarkey misses the jab.
Malarkey shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Malarkey frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Malarkey looking to finish McQuack with some ground and pound. This is bad for McQuack!
Malarkey has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malarkey lands a nice shot to the head.
McQuack is bucking up trying to escape but Malarkey cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Malarkey landing strikes from the mount and McQuack is in trouble!
A nice elbow there by Malarkey.
Malarkey landing punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Malarkey with a couple of short strikes.
Malarkey moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, McQuack has worked his arm free - good work by McQuack!
Malarkey is breathing heavily.
McQuack tries to bench press Malarkey off him but Malarkey keeps the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McQuack sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
McQuack is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Malarkey's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Malarkey's back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Smarky Malarkey showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
McQuack throws out a loose jab but Malarkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
McQuack throws a hook but Malarkey blocks it.
Malarkey closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McQuack lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Launchpad McQuack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McQuack digs a good body shot into Malarkey's ribs.
Malarkey has a takedown stuffed.
McQuack gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McQuack tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Malarkey throwing strikes from guard but McQuack blocks nicely.
McQuack avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McQuack tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Malarkey postures up and lands a big shot to McQuack's brow.
McQuack wants to sweep but no luck.
McQuack working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Malarkey.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
McQuack throws a body punch but Malarkey moves out of range.
McQuack misses with a jab to the body
and Malarkey counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Malarkey slips a jab from McQuack.
McQuack misses with a shot to the body
and Malarkey counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Malarkey lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Malarkey trying to control the position from guard on top but McQuack is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Malarkey passes easily into side control. Nice work.
McQuack taking punishment in the form of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McQuack can't do much from the bottom here.
Malarkey in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
McQuack takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Malarkey wants to control but McQuack is keeping him busy.
Smarky Malarkey has got the better of the ground game so far.
Malarkey tries to move to mount but McQuack blocks the move with his legs.
McQuack tries to control but Malarkey manages to take his back.
McQuack tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Malarkey fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Malarkey looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malarkey landing strikes from the mount and McQuack is in trouble!
Malarkey landing strikes, looking to finish!
McQuack tries to hold on but Malarkey postures up.
Malarkey wants to control the pace but McQuack is squirming around nicely.
Malarkey might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control McQuack kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Malarkey lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Malarkey fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Malarkey landing strikes, looking to finish!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malarkey is in the full mount, landing strikes.
McQuack can't escape the position.
McQuack is working hard here to advance position.
Launchpad McQuack has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Malarkey looking to control but McQuack is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Smarky Malarkey is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McQuack tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Malarkey pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Malarkey fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Malarkey tries to control but McQuack wriggling away.
Malarkey punishing his opponent with strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
Smarky Malarkey comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Malarkey winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 27:30
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Smarky Malarkey!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Marco Milani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conastogga Train (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milani's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Silicone Curitiba. Train has chosen Wagon Train - Theme Song as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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185 lbs
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197 lbs
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Marco Milani!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Conastogga Train!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Edson Gomes and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Milani dives in and grabs Train's left leg, looking for a takedown. Train pushes down on Milani's head and hops out.
Train misses with a straight left.
Milani throws and low kick but Train moves out of range easily.
Milani avoids the body shot from Train.
Milani drives through with a takedown into guard.
Train can't keep his opponent in guard - Milani advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Train wants to get back to full guard.
Train is trying to stand up here but Milani is controlling him well.
Milani is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Milani in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Train tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Milani!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Marco Milani!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Landon Reynolds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boba Fettucini (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Reynolds's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Stork's Song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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195 lbs
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185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Landon Reynolds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Boba Fettucini!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Seu Braga and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reynolds misses with a series of wild punches.
Reynolds takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Reynolds moves out of range of the leg kick from Fettucini.
Reynolds connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fettucini. Fettucini circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Reynolds lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fettucini circles away quickly and effectively.
Fettucini misses with a jab, cross combination.
Reynolds throws a series of punches but Fettucini avoids them all with ease.
A left and a right from Reynolds both land. Nice combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Reynolds.
Fettucini displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reynolds throws out the jab.
Reynolds lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fettucini backs up against the ropes.
Fettucini tries to close the distance and clinch up but Reynolds swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fettucini walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fettucini takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A jab from Reynolds misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Fettucini blocks the leg kick.
Fettucini throws a series of punches but Reynolds moves out of range.
Reynolds moves out of range of the strikes.
Reynolds looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Reynolds misses with a looping left.
Reynolds throws an overhand right that lands on Fettucini's shoulder, as Fettucini tries to avoid the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fettucini forces Reynolds back against the ropes and clinches.
Fettucini tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Fettucini pulls guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Fettucini looking for a sweep. Not yet Fettucini, not yet.
Fettucini is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Reynolds is controlling him.
Reynolds wants to control from the top but Fettucini keeps moving.
Fettucini had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Reynolds is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Fettucini Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Reynolds's back instead.
Fettucini looking for the choke from the back.
Fettucini trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fettucini is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Fettucini throwing sloppy strikes.
Fettucini looking for the RNC.
Reynolds preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Fettucini.
Fettucini looks gassed!
Fettucini is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Reynolds has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fettucini is not going to allow Reynolds to sit and survive in this position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Reynolds defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Fettucini's arms.
Fettucini looking for the choke but no joy.
A lull in the action here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Reynolds preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Fettucini.
I really don't envy Reynolds right now.
Reynolds trying to control the action but Fettucini just sinks the hooks in.
Fettucini has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fettucini is persistently looking for the submission but Reynolds is defending it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Landon Reynolds dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Reynolds fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fettucini manages to avoid it.
Fettucini walks into a left hand.
Reynolds looks to land a body kick but Fettucini moved away.
Jab by Reynolds.
Reynolds is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Reynolds looks to land a right hand but Fettucini moved out of range.
Fettucini walks into a straight right hand from Reynolds.
Fettucini digs a good hook to Reynolds's body.
Reynolds scores with a jab.
Reynolds misses with a straight left.
Fettucini tries to clinch up.
Fettucini fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fettucini tries to clinch but Reynolds is having none of it.
Nice defenses there by Fettucini.
Fettucini moves out of range of the strikes.
Reynolds throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Fettucini.
Reynolds avoids the body shot from Fettucini.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reynolds throws out a leg kick but Fettucini moves out of range and Reynolds only half commits.
Reynolds throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Fettucini shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Reynolds sprawls well. Reynolds wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Fettucini gets slowly back to his feet.
Reynolds throws a shot to the body.
Reynolds throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Landon Reynolds is winning the standup battle so far.
Reynolds swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fettucini counters with a left and a right that stings Reynolds.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fettucini scores with a one two! Reynolds had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Reynolds does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Reynolds displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fettucini.
Landon Reynolds has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boba Fettucini.
Fettucini tries to clinch but Reynolds moves out of range.
Fettucini slips under a jab.
Reynolds throws a head kick that misses.
Reynolds tries to bum rush Fettucini with a series of wild strikes but Fettucini uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fettucini throws a one two combo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fettucini stuns Reynolds with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Reynolds avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fettucini throws a big shot that misses.
Reynolds gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Fettucini to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Fettucini trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fettucini drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fettucini jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Fettucini with a flurry of punches that miss.
Fettucini thows a big elbow that misses.
Reynolds on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Reynolds tries to get out of the position.
Reynolds keeping moving, preventing Fettucini from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fettucini drops back looking for a leg! Reynolds is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Reynolds manages to kick Fettucini off! Fettucini jumps back into Reynolds's guard.
Reynolds can't keep his opponent in guard - Fettucini advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Reynolds tries to roll over but Fettucini keeps him under control.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
The crowd cheers as Reynolds lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fettucini doesn't seem phased though.
Fettucini tries to clinch but Reynolds is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Fettucini fails with an attempt to clinch.
Reynolds misses with a looping left.
Landon Reynolds is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Reynolds ducks under a wild hook from Fettucini.
Reynolds's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Reynolds duly obliges.
Reynolds falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fettucini connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Reynolds moves out of range as Fettucini strikes.
Fettucini slips a straight right by Reynolds.
Reynolds throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Reynolds takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fettucini shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Reynolds as he avoids it easily.
Fettucini misses with a looping right.
Reynolds takes one to the chin there.
Fettucini moves into range and connects with a jab.
Reynolds pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fettucini shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Reynolds as he avoids it easily.
Reynolds throws a hook but Fettucini avoids it easily.
Landon Reynolds is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fettucini is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fettucini lands a jab to Reynolds's midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Boba Fettucini showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Fettucini closes the distance and clinches.
Reynolds can't break the clinch.
Reynolds makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fettucini's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fettucini slips a jab and a cross from Reynolds.
Reynolds misses with an uppercut.
Landon Reynolds seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fettucini avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fettucini fails with a takedown attempt.
Reynolds throws a leg kick that misses.
Fettucini misses with a hook. Reynolds ducked under it nicely.
Fettucini shoots in looking for a takedown. Reynolds tries to sprawl out of it but Fettucini keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Reynolds manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fettucini slips under a jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fettucini closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Reynolds doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Reynolds as Fettucini tries to tie him up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reynolds has had enough of the clinch but Fettucini keeps him there for the moment.
Fettucini blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fettucini tries to pull guard but Reynolds won't allow it.
Landon Reynolds has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boba Fettucini.
Fettucini tries to pull guard but Reynolds holds him up against the ropes and eventually Fettucini drops back down to his feet.
Reynolds lands with a left to the head.
A short left from Fettucini.
Fettucini wants a takedown.
Reynolds lands with a right to the head.
Reynolds prevents a takedown attempt there.
Fettucini tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Reynolds just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Reynolds doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Reynolds prevents the takedown attempt.
Reynolds swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Reynolds prevents a takedown attempt there.
Fettucini jumps guard but Reynolds stands there with Fettucini around his waist. Fettucini gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Reynolds scores with a nice short uppercut.
Reynolds tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Reynolds tries to break free but Fettucini pushes him back against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Reynolds fails to land.
Fettucini goes for a takedown attempt but Reynolds pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Fettucini takes one to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reynolds dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fettucini throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Reynolds displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Reynolds lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fettucini looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Reynolds wants to sweep but no luck.
Reynolds controls Fettucini momentarily but Fettucini frees himself.
Fettucini throwing strikes but missing.
Fettucini passes easily into side control. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fettucini is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Reynolds knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Fettucini wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Reynolds, who protects the arm well.
Reynolds regains half guard.
Reynolds knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Fettucini on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Fettucini seems to be looking for submissions.
Reynolds wants to get back to full guard but Fettucini has passed into side control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Fettucini has control of Reynolds's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Reynolds regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Reynolds can't escape the position.
The referee warns Reynolds that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Boba Fettucini.
I think Fettucini has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 28:29
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 28:29
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boba Fettucini!
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Aristodemus Oneeye (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Freddy Johansen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oneeye comes to the ring accompanied by 300 Theme. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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160 lbs
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18
167 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Aristodemus Oneeye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Freddy Johansen!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Daniel Cesar and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oneeye is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Johansen's half guard.
Oneeye tries to pass to full mount but Johansen defends it.
Johansen is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Oneeye tries to pass the half guard into mount. Johansen knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Johansen trying to control but Oneeye postures up.
Oneeye misses with a head shot. Johansen uses the momentum to regain guard.
Oneeye has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Johansen utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Oneeye wants to pass the guard but Johansen is keeping the position.
Johansen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Oneeye.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Oneeye fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Oneeye gets a takedown into half guard.
Johansen pushes Oneeye off looking to stand but Oneeye dives back in and keeps control.
Johansen trying to hold on to Oneeye's head to control him but Oneeye postures up.
Oneeye is trying for a kimura here. Johansen looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Oneeye wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Aristodemus Oneeye!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Tuffnuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Charles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Joey Tuffnuts has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Joey Tuffnuts seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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25
223 lbs
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215 lbs
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joey Tuffnuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ray Charles!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Matheus Silva and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Charles throws out a loose jab but Tuffnuts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tuffnuts slips a straight right by Charles.
Tuffnuts scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Tuffnuts with the ground and pound but Charles uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Tuffnuts thows a big elbow that misses.
Charles looking to control.
Charles avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Charles controls Tuffnuts momentarily but Tuffnuts frees himself.
Tuffnuts sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Charles's guard.
Tuffnuts is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Charles wants to get back to full guard.
Charles wants to control but Tuffnuts is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Charles has his hands clasped together around Tuffnuts's back. He's all about the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Charles tries to get to full guard but Tuffnuts has control of the leg.
Tuffnuts thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Charles's head.
Tuffnuts seems to be working for a kimura but Charles defends the submission attempt.
Charles avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Tuffnuts.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Tuffnuts slips under a jab.
Charles misses with a wild body shot.
Charles sends Tuffnuts crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Charles is motioning to the referee to let Tuffnuts up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Tuffnuts is rocked!
It looks like Joey Tuffnuts has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tuffnuts looks to land a right hand but Charles moved out of range.
Tuffnuts defending well as Charles loads up on a big left hand.
Tuffnuts closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Charles to the mat! Charles manages to get full guard.
Charles looking for a sweep. Not yet Charles, not yet.
Charles looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Tuffnuts has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Charles working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Tuffnuts.
Tuffnuts working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tuffnuts is looking to work some ground and pound but Charles has wrist control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charles wants to sweep but no luck.
Charles manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Charles looking to control but Tuffnuts is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Tuffnuts wants to control but Charles is having none of it.
Tuffnuts is looking to improve his position but Charles isn't that keen on the idea.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Charles takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Charles avoids the attempt from Tuffnuts to control.
Charles controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Tuffnuts wants to control but Charles is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ray Charles dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joey Tuffnuts's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Tuffnuts is trying hard to land a takedown here. Charles sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Tuffnuts looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Charles wants to clinch.
Charles jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Charles scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tuffnuts doesn't seem bothered though.
Charles misses with a hook. Tuffnuts ducked under it nicely.
Tuffnuts ducks under a wild hook from Charles.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tuffnuts shoots in for a double leg but Charles sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joey Tuffnuts. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tuffnuts keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Charles.
Tuffnuts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Charles misses the body punch
and Tuffnuts counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Charles is trying to stand up here but Tuffnuts is controlling him well.
Tuffnuts seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Charles does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Tuffnuts throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Charles desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Charles has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Tuffnuts is working away from the top position though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Charles regains full guard. Nicely done.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Charles holds on and takes a little breather.
Charles looking for a sweep. Not yet Charles, not yet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Charles can do anything to dispel that myth.
Charles seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Tuffnuts will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Tuffnuts passes into half guard.
Tuffnuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charles trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Tuffnuts sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Tuffnuts punching from mount but Charles doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Tuffnuts avoids the attempt from Charles to control.
Tuffnuts has hold of Charles's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Charles manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tuffnuts prevents Charles from getting the reversal.
Tuffnuts lands a big shot there that rocks Charles but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Tuffnuts tries to control but Charles wriggling away.
Charles in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Tuffnuts avoids the attempt from Charles to control.
Charles holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Tuffnuts tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Charles manages to regain half guard. Good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Joey Tuffnuts will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Joey Tuffnuts's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Charles looks to land a right hand but Tuffnuts moved out of range.
Charles clinches up with Tuffnuts and pushes him back against the ropes.
Charles taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Charles lands a shot to the body.
Charles wants to break free but Tuffnuts has control.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Charles.
Tuffnuts wants to stall.
Charles manages to break the clinch.
Tuffnuts avoids the body shot from Charles.
Tuffnuts shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Charles defends it nicely.
Charles tries to clinch but Tuffnuts moves away
and Tuffnuts counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Charles is looking for a sweep. Tuffnuts is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Tuffnuts wants to work for an arm triangle but Charles is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Charles controlling the position well.
Charles is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Tuffnuts is looking to advance position but Charles won't allow it.
Tuffnuts throws a strike but Charles avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Tuffnuts stopping the sweep attempt from Charles.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tuffnuts throws a big right hand that misses.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Tuffnuts drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Charles trying to keep a closed guard but Tuffnuts is proving a slippery customer.
Charles might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Tuffnuts kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Charles really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Tuffnuts. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Tuffnuts keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Charles's head.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Charles working a defensive guard here.
Tuffnuts wants to control from the top but Charles keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charles pulls Tuffnuts in close to prevent any damage.
Charles working a defensive guard here.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Nice defenses there by Tuffnuts.
Charles throws a big shot that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Tuffnuts throws a series of punches but Charles moves out of range.
Charles throws a big shot that misses.
Charles thuds a left hand into Tuffnuts's body.
Charles throws an overhand right that lands on Tuffnuts's shoulder, as Tuffnuts tries to avoid the shot.
Tuffnuts avoids the body shot from Charles.
Charles throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tuffnuts defending well as Charles loads up on a big left hand.
Charles throws a body punch but Tuffnuts moves out of range.
Charles pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ray Charles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Charles digs a good body shot into Tuffnuts's ribs.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ray Charles comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Charles has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 28:29
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ray Charles!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Burt Reynolds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ming Ong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ming Ong will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Burt Reynolds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ming Ong!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Seu Braga and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reynolds is looking to score with low kicks.
No joy there for Ong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Reynolds sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ong misses with a few strikes there.
A slow jab from Ong misses its intended target.
Ong looks to land a combination but Reynolds avoids it well.
Reynolds throws a head kick but Ong moves out of range.
Ong slips a jab from Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ong takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Horrible takedown by Reynolds or perhaps it was just good defense by Ong which made him look bad.
Ong connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Reynolds's hands.
Reynolds tries to clinch but Ong moves out of range.
Nice cross by Ong.
Ong lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Reynolds at a distance.
Ong looks to land a combination but Reynolds avoids it well.
Reynolds throws a low kick, looking for Ong's leg but Ong calmly moves out of range.
A solid body kick from Reynolds.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ong looks to land a right hand but Reynolds moved out of range.
Reynolds misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reynolds moves out of range as Ong strikes.
Reynolds wants to slow Ong down by chopping away at his legs.
Ming Ong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ong tries to bum rush Reynolds with a series of wild strikes but Reynolds uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Reynolds avoids the body shot from Ong.
Ong drops Reynolds with a beautiful combination! Reynolds stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Ong is looking for the KO!
Reynolds is rocked!
It looks like Burt Reynolds has been cut.
Ong throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Oh Reynolds is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ong lands with a right and another and another! Reynolds is in big trouble! Ong lands again and this time it's lights out for Reynolds! A quality knockout there for Ong.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ming Ong!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Flowers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex KwonDo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flowers's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wu Tang Clan - Tiger Style. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Happy Flowers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rex KwonDo!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Luis Engracia and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flowers lands a jab to KwonDo's midsection.
KwonDo tries to close the distance and clinch but Flowers swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
KwonDo fails to land the takedown.
KwonDo fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Flowers sprawls well initially but KwonDo persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Flowers keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Flowers is trying to get back to full guard.
KwonDo lands strikes from half guard.
KwonDo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Flowers has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. KwonDo is working away from the top position though.
Flowers tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
KwonDo thows a huge punch but Flowers dodges it nicely.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Flowers is not content to let KwonDo control the position.
Flowers desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Flowers tries to get to full guard but KwonDo has control of the leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KwonDo not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
KwonDo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Flowers tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but KwonDo was well out of range. Poor timing from Flowers.
Flowers takes a swing at KwonDo's ribcage but misses.
Flowers avoids the body shot from KwonDo.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Flowers thuds his right hand into KwonDo's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Flowers ducks down and throws a hook to the body but KwonDo moves away.
KwonDo misses with a series of wild punches.
Flowers shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Flowers working some strikes from top position.
KwonDo manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
KwonDo scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Flowers?
KwonDo with the ground and pound from mount.
KwonDo lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
KwonDo has his opponent pinned against the ropes, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Flowers's face.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
KwonDo connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
KwonDo is in the full mount, landing strikes.
KwonDo breaks from Flowers's wrist control and lands an elbow.
KwonDo drops a big elbow. That's hurt Flowers! More shots from KwonDo and the ref steps in! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rex KwonDo!
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