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Review By Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun"
On 10 Jan 2015 (Best wishes in the New Year!) The Global Association of MMA presented GAMMA#455 Custer v Enemy. This event was located at the LA Memorial Colossuseum in Los Angeles and was proudly sponsored by GREEN!160 based in Las Vegas. Attendance of 92,074 fight fans was impressive and the additional Pay-Per-View of 204,645 brings the total to 296,728 fans who saw this event. This event had 10 fights on the card, and we had 7 (T)KOs, with 2 decisions and 1 submission and a pile of smack-down excitement ! Kim Jong-un, "The Screamun Koreaun" here to walk you through the battles. WAAHAAAA !!!
We will start this event with a preliminary fight in the 170 pound division between Oberyn "The Model" Martell (156085) represented by his manager, Jay Stoner (55630) of no alliance; versus David "The Mink" Charles (150927) represented by his manager, Boondock The Destroyer (503) a member of THE ILLUMINATI alliance.
Oberyn Martell is 31 years old and has a record of 18 wins, 13 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 14 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 4 Decisions. His losses are 1 (T)KOs, 3 Subs and 9 Decisions. Martell's primary fighting styles are Muay Thai and wrestling.
David Charles is 32 years old and has a record of 11 wins, 8 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 7 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 4 Decisions. His losses are (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 2 Decisions. Charles's primary fighting styles are Maui Thai and wrestling. Charles is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas.
Fight Stats: Martell landed 27 standing strikes, 11 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 38 strikes landed. Martell is credited with 1 clinch. Charles landed 19 standing strikes, 8 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 27 strikes landed. Charles is credited with 3 takedowns and 1 clinch.
Results: The judges score this fight 27:30/28:30/28:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Charles!
Tonights 2nd preliminary bout is in the 185 pound division between Craig Rave (78157) represented by his manager Digga Dogman (91254) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus Hektor Troy (160259) represented by his manager, Gerbert Bryant (84742) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance.
Craig Rave is 37 years old and has a record of 31 wins, 21 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 5 (T)KOs, 11 Subs and 15 Decisions. His losses are 13 (T)KOs, 3 Subs and 5 Decisions. Rave's primary fighting styles are boxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Hektor Troy is 31 years old and has a record of 27 wins, 16 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 14 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 13 Decisions. His losses are 7 (T)KOs, 4 Subs and 5 Decisions. Troy's primary fighting styles are Muai Thai and wrestling. Hector is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas and Fury Nutrition Inc. (3767) based in Montreal.
Fight Stats: Rave landed 4 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 4 strikes landed. Rave is credited with 2 takedowns. Troy landed 16 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 16 strikes landed.
Results: After 1:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hektor Troy!
The 3rd preliminary fight is in the 265+ pounds division between Gunnar Steigelmann (196145) represented by his manager, Dom Jaehnke (20196) a member of Milwaukee's Best alliance; versus Marcus Fenix (186326) represented by his manager, Jay Stoner (55630) with no alliance.
Gunnar Steigelmann is 27 years old and has a record of 14 wins, 9 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 11 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 3 Decisions. Hos losses are 5 (T)KOs, 3 Subs and 1 Decision. Steigelmann's primary fighting styles are boxing and wrestling.
Marcus Fenix is 29 years old and has a record of 24 wins, 17 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 9 (T)KOs, 7 Subs and 9 Decisions. His losses are 10 (T)KOs, 1 Subs and 6 Decisions. Fenix's primary fighting styles are boxing and wrestling. Fenix is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas, and SP Ultimate Nutrition (4285) based in las Vegas.
Fight Stats: Steigelmann landed 22 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 22 strikes landed. Fenix landed 24 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 1 ground strike for a TOTAL of 25 strikes landed. Fenix was credited with 2 takedowns.
Results: After 4:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Marcus Fenix! Fenix was awarded "Submission of the night".
Our 4th preliminary fight is in the 145 pound division between Meat Beater (174503) represented by his manager, Igor Psycho (6994) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus Sooper "Dooper" Mann (190661) represented by his manager, Bobby Heyman (99756) also a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance.
Meat Beater is 30 years old and has a record of 20 wins, 12 losses and 1 draws. His wins are 7 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 13 Decisions. His losses are 0 (T)KOs 2 Subs and 10 Decisions. Beater's primary fighting styles are boxing and wrestling. Beater is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas.
Sooper Mann is 28 years old and has a record of 10 wins, 3 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 5 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 5 Decisions. His losses are 2 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 1 Decision. Mann's primary fighting styles are Muai Thai and wrestling.
Fight Stats: Beater landed 13 standing strikes, 35 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 48 strikes landed. Beater also gets credit for 1 clinch. Mann landed 5 standing strikes, 6 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 11 strikes landed. He also gets credit for 7 clinches.
Results: After 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Meat Beater!
Tonights final preliminary bout is in the 265+ pound division between Giordano "The Truth" Bruno (177363) represented by his manager, Petro Farantini (8759) of The Broken Halo Pride alliance; versus Eric Cartman (142643) represented by his manger, Steven Stepp (56310) a member of the Murder Inc alliance.
Giordano Bruno is 29 tears old and has a record of 18 wins, 8 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 16 (T)KOs, 1 Subs and 1 Decisions. His losses are 5 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 3 Decisions. Bruno's primary fighting styles are boxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Eric Cartman is 33 years old and has a record of 21 wins, 14 losses and 0 draws. His wins are 15 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 6 Decisions. His losses are 9 (T)KOs, 1 Subs and 4 Decisions. his primary fighting styles are boxing and wrestling. Cartman is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas.
Fight Stats: Bruno landed 4 standip strikes, 19 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 23 strikes landed. Bruno is also credited with 1 clinch. Cartman landed 4 standing strikes, 32 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 36 strikes landed. Cartman is also credited with 6 clinches.
Results: After 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
Our 1st Main Card event is in the 265+ pound division between Jules "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" Winnfield represented by his manager, GSP's Illegitimate Son (79001) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus "The Divine Singer" Freddie Mercury (135925) represented by his manager, Blood Vengeance (79000) of no alliance.
Jules Winnfield is 25 years old and has a record of 12 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws. His win column has 12 (T)KOs 0 Subs and 0 Decisions. His losses are 3 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 1 Decisions. He is a sensational boxer and a strong Muay Thai fighter with wonderful wrestling ability. Winnfield also holds a purple belt in BJJ and is reputed to have a granite chin.
Freddie Mercury is 33 years old and has a record of 25 wins, 10 losses and 2 draws. His win column has 15 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 10 Decisions. His losses are 6 (T)KOs, 1 Sub and 3 Decisions. Mercury is a sensational boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have good cardio. Mercury is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas.
Hylights...Mercury scores first. Winnfield sends Mercury stumbling backwards with a hard jab. Winnfield is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Mercury's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems. Halfway into the round Winnfield scores with a three punch combo and cuts Mercury. Mercury kicking and landing. Winnfield sends Mercury stumbling backwards with a hard jab. Mercury dominated that round even though he was cut. Round 2. Winnfield nice red mark on his side and comes out wobbling from the kicks last round. Mercury kicks Winnfield into the cage. Mercury is kicking the hell out of Winnfield. Winnfield is getting a beatdown and now has a bad lump over his left eye. End of the round comes and I dont think Winnfield landed a single strike. Round 3. Mercury on the attack again. Winnfield lands a right hand!!! But its all Mercury again as he starts his kicking attack and is just kicking the hell out of Winnfield and is actually buckling his legs when he lands now....and so it continues to end of round. Mercury has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. You have to hand it to Winnfield though...Thats one tough dude. Seldom have I seen anyone take a beatdown like that and stay standing. WAHAA !!!
Fight Stats: Winnfield landed 9 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 9 strikes landed. Mercury landed 115 standing strikes HOLY SHIT!!!
Results: All 3 judges see the fight the same 27:30 in favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Freddie Mercury!
Tonights 2nd Main Card event is in the 185 pound division between Dick "Hunt" Inc (119166) represented by his manager, Mike Hunt (39215) a member of the Hitokiri-13 alliance; versus Charlie "Darkness" Murphy (152460) represented by his manager, Igor Psycho (6994) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance.
Dick Inc is 35 years old and enters the ring with a record of 31 wins, 21 losses and 1 draws. His win column shows 5 (T)KOs, 22 Subs and 4 Decisions. His losses are 12 (T)KOs, 2 Subs and 7 Decisions. Inc is an exceptional boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. He also holds a black belt in BJJ and is reputed to have excellent cardio.
Charlie Murphy is 32 years old and has a record of 20 wins, 12 losses and 0 draws. His win column shows 11 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 9 Decisions. His losses are 6 (T)KOs, 3 Subs and 3 Decisions. Murphy is a sensational boxer and an elite Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is rumored to have good cardio. Murphy is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas, and Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry) (2202) based in Montreal.
Hylights...Murphy scores first. Inc with a takedown. Murphy gets a reversal. Referee, standup. Inc, clinch. Inc, break clinch. Murphy, clinch. Charlie Murphy dominated that round. Round 2. Inc, clinch. Inc, break clinch. Murphy, clinch. Murphy with a 3-punch combination and Inc is cut. Murphy takes a shot to the eye and he is rocked! WOW! Murphy lands a left and a right that send Inc crashing to the mat, dazed. Inc on his feet and Murphy clinches. Murphy drops Inc with a big knee straight up the middle! Inc back on his feet. Murphy throws an overhand right knocking Inc into the cage and catches him on the bounce with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! then Murphy lands 2 more shots before the referree can jump in...WAAHAAA !!! That was BEAUTIFUL. WAA HAAAA !!
Fight Stats: Inc landed 7 standing strikes, 4 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 11 strikes landed. Inc was also credited with 1 takedown and 2 clinches. Murphy landed 17 standing strikes, 10 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 27 strikes landed. Murphy was also credited with 3 clinches.
Results: After 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Charlie Murphy!
Our 3rd Main Card fight is in the 205 pound division between Ender Wiggin (80914) represented by his manger, Boondock The Destroyer (503) a member of THE ILLUMINATI alliance; versus Marko Torturo (54639) represented by his manager, Digga Dogman (91254) a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance.
Ender Wiggin is 37 years old and brings a record of 29 wins, 18 losses and 0 draws. His win column has 22 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 7 Decisions. His losses are 16 (T)KOs, 1 Sub and 1 Decisions. He is a sensational boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. Wiggin also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to be insanely flexible. Wiggin is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas, and Fury Nutrition Inc. (3767) based in Montreal.
Marko Torturo is 39 years old and has a record of 40 wins, 18 losses and 4 draws. His win column shows 17 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 23 Decisions. His losses are 7 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 11 Decisions. Torturo is a sensational boxer and Muay Thai fighter with exceptional wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have a granite chin.
Hylights... Wiggin, clinch. Both men beating the hell out of the air for 3 minutes...or maybe I should say both men defending well for 3 minutes...4 minutes...Wiggin lands a damaging elbow and Torturo is cut. That seems to get both men focused and they start landing shots, and when the round ends its close, but probably goes to Wiggin. Round 2
Torturo, clinch. Wow what a battle! Non-stop action for 3 minutes in the clinch. Wiggins is dominating but Torturo is getting a good share of shots to land as well. A lot of Wiggins strike are knees. Torturo seems to be slowing down his attack and Wiggins is still landing blows. Its all Wiggins now and he pushes Torturo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Torturo is rocked! Wiggin pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Torturo! Wiggin unloads with more strikes and Torturo sinks to his knees! This one is all over! WAAHAAA WAHA !!! That was a great fight! The fans really liked it too.
Fight Stats: Wiggin landed 0 standing strikes, 48 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 48 striles landed. He also is credited with 1 clinch. Torturo landed 0 standing strikes, 24 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 24 strikes landed. He is also credited for 1 clinch.
Results: After 4:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ender Wiggin!
We now take a look at the Co-Main event in the 185 pound division between Kris Hong (204017) represented by his manager, Topo Topologies (32375) with no alliance; versus Luca "scrapatutti" Turilli (131893) represented by his manager, Buruguduystuns Tugudunstuy (56590) a member of the Steel Penn Alliance.
Kris Hong is 26 years old and has a record of 14 wins, 3 losses and 2 draws. his win column shows 12 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 2 Decisions. His losses are 1 (T)KOs, 1 Subs and 1 Decisions. Hong is an elite boxer and a sensational Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. Hong also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to be insanely flexible. Hong is sponsored by GREEN!160 (3879) based in Las Vegas, and //buriedALIVE// Fight Gear (3653) based in New York.
Luca Turilli is 34 years old and has a record of 26 wins, 16 losses and 1 draws. His wins are 22 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 4 Decisions. His losses are 10 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 6 Decisions. Turilli is an elite boxer and a sensational Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. He also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have a good gas tank.
Hylights...Hong with the 1st strike and Turilli is cut! NOT a good way to start. Hong is all over Turilli handing out a beatdown and then throws a good cross that connects. That has opened up Luca Turilli's cut even more. Turilli returns a beauty of a right hand. Both men swinging and landing. Hong jabs and Turilli's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Turilli leg kicks and Hong knocks Turilli to the floor with a head kick! Hong mounts in side control and lands a decent elbow. Turilli seems to have recovered his senses just before the round ends. Round 2. Both men connecting but Hong is clearly dominating and catches Turilli napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Turilli to the canvas! Luca Turilli's cut is absolutly horrible now. Blood covering both fighters. Hong is mounted and working ground and pound. The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. The referee calls the doctor in to look at Luca Turilli's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Fight Stats: Hong landed 32 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 5 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 37 strikes landed. Turilli landed 10 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 10 strikes landed.
Results: After 3:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kris Hong! Hong won "KO of the night" award.
Tonights Main event is five 5-minute rounds in a Non-Title fight in the 205 pound division between "Preacher" Jesse Custer (183716) represented by his manager, Gale Hawthorne (22636), a proud member of the LEGION OF DOOM alliance; versus Public Enemy (92133) represented by his manager, Mr Gutz (3074) a member of the FinnFighters alliance.
Jesse Custer is 29 years old and is our current light heavyweight champion. He has a record of 25 wins, 5 losses and 0 draws. His win column shows 13 (T)KOs, 4 Subs and 8 Decisions. His losses are 2 (T)KOs, 1 Subs and 2 Decisions. He is a sensational boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. Custer also holds a black belt in BJJ and is reputed to be insanely flexible. Cister is sponsored by Kemists ↑ 5x160Q (2665) based in Tokyo, and SP Ultimate Nutrition (4285) based in Las Vegas.
Public Enemy is 37 years old and has a record of 37 wins, 19 losses and 1 draws. His win column shows 23 (T)KOs, 0 Subs and 14 Decisions. His losses are 5 (T)KOs, 3 Subs and 11 Decisions. He is sensational boxer and Muay Thai fighter with sensational wrestling ability. Enemy also holds a brown belt in BJJ and is reputed to have good cardio. Enemy is sponsored by based in Helsinki, and //buriedALIVE// Fight Gear (3653) based in New York.
Hylights...Custer lands the 1st strike. Both men attacking and landing but Enemy is dominating. Enemy now kicking Custers legs and Custer pins Enemy against the cage and is pounding him so bad the referree is watching closely to decide whether he should stop the fight. Enemy fights back and kicks Custer in the crotch. After the recovery period Enemy starts serious beating hell out of Custer. WOW what a fight! Enemy is focused on kicking Custer now and lands 10 or 12 kicks. Towards the end of the round custer comes alive and lands several very nice shots, but it was clearly Enemy's round. Round 2. Both men landing and then Custer is chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick. Enemy gets up quickly and takes a jab on the nose which starts bleeding. Again Enemy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick and springs right back up. Custer cracks Enemy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. custer is beating the dogsnot out of Enemy now. Oh, that's a big right hand from Custer and Enemy goes tumbling to the canvas! Custer in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Enemy is hurt! He's hurt bad - Custer fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in. WAAHAAA WAHA WAHAAA !! That was a nasy beatdown in the 2nd round. WOW !
Fight Stats: Custer landed 26 standing strikes, o clinch strikes and 1 ground strike for a TOTAL of 27 strikes landed. Custer also had 1 takedown (more like a KNOCKdown). Enemy landed 33 standing strikes, 0 clinch strikes and 0 ground strikes for a TOTAL of 33 strikes landed.
Results: After 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesse Custer! This fight won "Fight of the night" award.
Well fight fans now that we have looked at this exciting event I am sure you are thinking you should of attended or watched PPV instead of having to listen to me scream WAAHAAAA! So take the earplugs out and go home now! This is Kim Jong-un "The Screamun Koreaun" out the door! WAAHAAHAAA !!!
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