Nove Nai def. Bobby Jackoff - KO (Strikes), Round 1 (3:18)
From the opening bell, it was clear Nove Nai wanted Bobby Jackoff on the ground. Once he got him there, he would immediately get put in multiple submission attempts, but Jackoff apparently spent too much time jacking off in camp, as his legs were extremely weak.
Eventually, Nove Nai was able to cut and finish Bobby with some nasty GnP, getting KO of the night in the process. The Vietnamese people rejoiced, as the big bad Jackoff was finally stopped.
August Knox def. Cael Yurchon - UD, Round 3 (5:00)
With Cael being managed by the owner of the organization, he was given a very favorable matchup in August Knox, just to get 30-27'd and lose on every scorecard. James Yurchon was seen in the corner raging and threatening to cut Cael, as August layed on him.
Other Notable Fights:
Muhammad Escobar def. Finn O Rourke - UD, Round 3 (5:00)
Finn O Rourke showed an incredible chin in this fight, and not much else. He attempted some takedowns and clinches, but it seemed like even he had no clue what he was doing in there. The long lost descendant of Pablo Escobar would easily get the win.
In a close contender for both fight and KO of the night, Magomedovich would rock Yahmenski at the end of the first round, before sending him crashing onto the canvas 20 seconds into round 2.
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