The bell rang with Benton immediately trying to crash into the clinch and take it to the ground, but Dih was not surprised, having said before the fight "this guy is almost as good at crotch sniffing as the daggys!"
With Benton unable to get into the clinch, he remembered Dih Wanis's name, and threw a knee right to his dih. Wanis was not deterred though, and he was actually born with abnormally small balls, which helped alleviate the pain. Wanis cut and finished Benton shortly after, and adjusted his small cup before leaving the cage.
The IRS shut down betting on this fight before it even started, as the org owner booked a fight between two fighters with the same manager. If your wondering who's stupider, the org owner or manager, its yet to be seen. Either way, Yaya Cruze came out like a man on a mission, and head-kicked his teammate halfway into round 1.
Amos Livingstone continues to bore the fans to death with his relentless... nothing style. He has too good of a chin to get KO'd, but has too much down syndrome to do anything.
Dillon Lyons def. Jude Quinn - UD, Round 3 (5:00)
Jude Quinn was very scared of being on the feet in this fight, and so he attempted 3/24 takedowns, and 8/17 clinches, getting pieced up by Lyons in the process. Jude Quinn looked very disappointed in himself after the fight, which he should be, because he fought like a bitch. Fortunately for the fans, Lyons was happy to test his punch speed on Quinn's face.
Leroy Black def. Yahmir Solynski - KO (Strikes), Round 1 (1:59)
The roles were reversed in this fight, as Leroy Black landed bomb after bomb on the syrian Solynski.
Darius Maximus def. Vasyl Usyk - Submission (Triangle Choke), Round 3 (3:53)
In a shocking performance by Maximus, he would land several massive elbows on Usyk's chinny chin chin, before taking him down and submitting him, in what would be the most brutal beatdown of the night.
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