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Orlando Diggs and an unknown accomplice roll up to Wild Bob's Bar in New York City shortly after the beatdown of Donald Trump.


Mannetosen was still dancing when they walked up.


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Pekka "Punchmaster" Toivonen was standing outside. Orlando looked at him.



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He looked at Orlando.




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"Sweet mullet bro."






they fist bumped and Diggs rode out.


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*following Pekka "Punchmaster" Toivonen's completely predictable ass whooping of shiftas' tomato can, we caught up with the young Finn for a quick tête-à-tête*

Reporter: "First of all, mr. Toivonen, congratulations on your big tournament win. As we all know you've been considered a national hero to the impoverished nation of Finland for years, but just now Finnish president Rampantii Alkoholismii declared May 25th "national punching day" in your honor. How does this make you feel?"

*Pekka takes a bit of chewing tobacco, swills it around in his mouth, and then swallows it whole. He doesn't respond*


Reporter: "Ahem, mr. Toivonen?"

*Pekka turns to face me, in the middle of mixing his famous airplane-fuel-and-chianti cocktail. He scowls*

Reporter: "Good, now that I have your undivided attention... Leading up to this fight, mr. Trump talked a lot of shit about you ..."

Toivonen: "Pekka care not for broken husk of man he left behind in large flashy town. Pekka fight for women and children of Turku, so that they can see brighter tomorrow."

Reporter: "That is an admirable goal, mr. Toivonen. How do you plan to make this happen?"

Toivonen: "Punching, mainly. And spending entire cash prize of tournament on shitty moonshine to support local business owner."

Reporter: "And who, exactly, do you plan on punching?"

*without saying a word, Pekka swivels his head and walks into traffic. He's knocked over by a large SUV, but gets up without a scratch and keeps going*

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