PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Pekka Toivonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Toivonen
vs
Trump

193 cm
19
210 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

193 cm
19
215 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Lethal high kicks
KO power

Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pekka Toivonen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, John Kavanagh and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump cracks Toivonen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.

It looks like Pekka Toivonen has been cut.
Trump swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Toivonen.
Toivonen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Trump fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Toivonen manages to avoid it.
Toivonen appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

Toivonen pushes Trump up against the ropes in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Toivonen.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump.
Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.
Toivonen prevents a body shot from Trump.
Trump has a couple of punches blocked by Toivonen.
A short body shot lands from Toivonen as the two fighters clinch.
Trump lands with a left to the head.
Toivonen can't find room to land a body shot as Trump controls the action.
Trump fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Toivonen fails to land.
Toivonen is stalling here.
A right hook to the body lands for Trump.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Toivonen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Toivonen throws a front kick that sends Trump stumbling back into the ropes.
Toivonen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Toivonen lands a leg kick that knocks Trump off balance momentarily.
Trump tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Toivonen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Trump ducks under a wild hook from Toivonen.
Trump looks to score with a jab to the body but Toivonen is just out of range.
It looked like Toivonen was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Trump.
Trump takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Trump throws a predictable looking body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Trump tries to close the distance and clinch up but Toivonen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Toivonen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Trump tries to counter by closing the distance.
Trump cracks a nice hook into Toivonen's ribs.
Trump misses with a hook
and Toivonen counters with a nice leg kick.
Trump stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump scores with a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Toivonen thows a body kick. Trump tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Toivonen jabs Trump right on the nose. Trump blinks but takes it well.
Trump takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Toivonen digs a good hook to Trump's body.
Trump looks winded!
Toivonen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Trump doesn't seem bothered though.
Toivonen feints and then cracks Trump's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Trump down.
Toivonen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Toivonen.
Toivonen lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Trump takes a swing at Toivonen's ribcage but misses.
Toivonen swings for the body but Trump moves out of range.
Trump ducks under a wild hook from Toivonen.
Trump swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Toivonen was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toivonen misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Toivonen. Trump does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trump tries to counter by closing the distance.
Trump throws a hook but Toivonen avoids it easily.
Toivonen appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
That kick from Toivonen tenderised Trump's leg. Trump is trying to keep his angry face on.
Trump tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Trump misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Toivonen.

Toivonen gets a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Toivonen.
Toivonen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Trump misses with some punches.
Toivonen looking to slow down the pace here.
I was talking to Toivonen's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Toivonen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Trump misses with a punch to the body.
Trump lands a right hand that snaps the head of Toivonen backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump swings wildly with an uppercut but Toivonen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump swings wildly with an uppercut but Toivonen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Toivonen tries a body shot but Trump blocks it.
Trump lands a nice shot to the body.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Toivonen looking to slow down the pace here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Toivonen.
Trump misses with a punch to the body.
Toivonen blocks an uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Toivonen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Toivonen digs a right hand into Trump's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Trump's gas tank.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pekka Toivonen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pekka Toivonen's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Toivonen lunges at Trump with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Trump's hand.
Trump ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trump. Toivonen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Toivonen.
Toivonen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Trump can do to turn this around?
Toivonen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Toivonen lands with an uppercut that bounces Trump off the ropes and back into range.
Toivonen throws a front kick that sends Trump stumbling back into the ropes.
Trump misses with a body shot
and Toivonen counters with a good, hard body kick but Trump shrugs it off.
Toivonen scores with a jab to the body.
Trump chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Toivonen can pounce on him.
Trump on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Toivonen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Toivonen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Trump swings and misses with a hook to the body.
You can see that Trump has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Toivonen throws a jab when Trump was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump throws out a loose jab but Toivonen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Toivonen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Toivonen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Trump walks into a straight right hand from Toivonen.
Toivonen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Toivonen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Toivonen clinches with his opponent.
Trump lands a shoulder strike.
Toivonen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Trump misses with a punch to the body.
Toivonen lands an uppercut.
Toivonen is leaning against Trump and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toivonen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Trump or not.
Trump letting Toivonen take a breather here.
Toivonen tries a body shot but Trump blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toivonen lands with a light punch inside.
Pekka Toivonen has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Toivonen blocks a body shot from Trump.
Trump tries to throw a body punch but Toivonen avoids it by throwing Trump back against the ropes.
Toivonen lands a nice uppercut.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Toivonen controls the action.
Toivonen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Toivonen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Toivonen misses with a punch to the body.
Trump wants to stall.
Trump throws a head punch that misses.
Toivonen lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Trump is rocked!
Toivonen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Trump is still on wobbly legs! Can Toivonen finish him?
Trump tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Toivonen's elbow.
Trump misses with a hook from the clinch.
Trump seems to have recovered his senses.
Toivonen lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toivonen misses with a punch to the body.
Toivonen blocking some punches.
Toivonen pushes Trump back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Toivonen tries to work over Trump's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Trump misses with the head strike.
Toivonen lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Toivonen scores with a hook to the body.
Toivonen creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Trump crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Trump face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Toivonen takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Pekka Toivonen!
A victorious Pekka Toivonen thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Donald Trump had this to say: 'I'll Grab em by the pussy next time so hard he'll sqeek.'.