Rambo Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 I expect this fighter to retire on your roster regardless of how much he likes pizza after all this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted May 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 Unfortunately no, I had to dance with your wife instead. I saw some dude called Steven pointing a gun at her...it was weird. Mazel tov on the nuptials btw http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty I feel sorry for you, Selena can`t dance for shit. I had to undergo footsurgery on both feet after my wedding dance, and she was not even warmed up yet by then. Don`t let anyone tell you differently by the way, marriage does suck and she no longer does... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 I expect this fighter to retire on your roster regardless of how much he likes pizza after all this. Fatty McTitty does loves his pizzas, judging by his manboobs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted May 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Fatty McTitty does loves his pizzas, judging by his manboobs / http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty I'm wondering on a near daily base now why 99% of humanity is retarded. 1) I seem to have to repeat myself every two weeks or so, stating that I do indeed love pizza. 2) Who on earth does not love pizza...!?! Now be a good boy and bring me a slice of quattro formaggi! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted May 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 When Paddy heard the news that Mike Tyson was coming back, he asked me to send him a fight offer. Blew my mind, but I nonetheless did as asked and made Tyson a 50 million offer for the Paddy-fight. Luckily for me (and Paddy his chances of any type of long career), Tyson refused the offer. Thank God! Paddy is not ready for his debut, let alone against that freak! Good thing though that I now have an idea of two other hiddens of Paddy without him even having had a fight; heart of lion + retard IQ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty It is raining old wives today, thank God, finally a day without having to water my lawn today for a daily 30minutes. I do drink a lot, but my blatter was suffering from the daily abuse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty My expert opinion about the current top 10 orgies: Global Association of MMA™ Seriously long and hard org, makes me think of my third leg. Selena once even yelled 'Gammaaa, gammaaaaa' in the middle of the act, so yeah.... One point for improvement however, Mentor his cheekbones are too... strange? Seems like he has a turkey in his mouth 24/7. Pulse Fighting Championship Any org that has a champ called 'Dick'. Their 135lbs division is seriously impressive as well. Sadly though, they do have a guy called 'Steve'. Who for the love of God would call his kid 'Steve'. Inferno Combat Series Very good orgie name. Not sure where the 'Combat' part fits in, but Inferno Series sounds orgasmic! Can anyone take away that shotgun from Arundel please? Or stop giving him coffee. Makes me seasick. Synchronicity My manager told me that I have to be superpositive about Syn. Well, he didn't even have to ask, because I love Syn. Legendary org, legendary fighters, one day my home and my opponent's retirement home. Claymore Elite Combat Not open anymore. Such a shame. JAG Battle League (330k) Only one card left on the schedule? Lets hope they get out of lockdown soon. COVID-19 is shit. UnderGround Fight Club 340K+ Great org, great org owner. My training partner Guido Turturro is on his way to taking over the entire org. DId you all see how he humiliated 'Divisek' from team Cheaters? Haha, that was embarrassing. Panda Fights Are there any videos? I would love to see some videos! Rapid Fighting Championship 340k+ Rabids? What's up with all those animals lately?! Anywhow, Most elite orgs will be drooling over this roster. Atunes, The Barbarian, ... 100% Bukake by all the orgies mentioned above and below. PL MMA Solid org, but also only two more events planned. I guess no bukake or golden showers there anytime soon? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popart Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Dont worry Paddy, ill be bringing some excellence to PL MMA soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Dont worry Paddy, ill be bringing some excellence to PL MMA soon http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty For as long as you can't afford me, you will never know true excellence... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Dont worry Paddy, ill be bringing some excellence to PL MMA soon we got an email that it is most probably closing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 we got an email that it is most probably closing. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty I know better. You obviously do not. No shocker, we can't all be as knowledgeable as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty A wise man once said: "Women are meant to be loved, not understood". I sure as hell do not understand them and if I have to believe Selena, don't know how to love either. But I do not understand her, so I couldn't care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLoneWolf Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty A wise man once said: "Women are meant to be loved, not understood". I sure as hell do not understand them and if I have to believe Selena, don't know how to love either. But I do not understand her, so I couldn't care less. "In a case like yours, the man should sow his wild oats and have as many affairs as he can before settling down, but for a wife he should choose a suitable, attractive, and sweet-charactered girl before she has met anyone else she might fall for ... It is disturbing for women to have experiences if they have to remain on a pedestal after marriage." -Lord Mountbatten to Prince Charles 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 Well acording to Buzz Mrs. Mcgillicutty had a train run on her on her wedding day. That guy Steven Segal said so and a few other fighters agreed. Paddy has denied it but it`s all over Buzz. It could have been a trick to pull the cowardly Paddy to fight but if so he did not take the bait. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 Well acording to Buzz Mrs. Mcgillicutty had a train run on her on her wedding day. That guy Steven Segal said so and a few other fighters agreed. Paddy has denied it but it`s all over Buzz. It could have been a trick to pull the cowardly Paddy to fight but if so he did not take the bait. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Fanboy... go fetch me my newspaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Important announcement coming up by Paddy in a few days. I am currently still discussing with the other shareholders what the proper way will be to bring out the (good and/or bad) news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLoneWolf Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Spoiler Alert: Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty is gonna fight Artem "GOAT" Lobov in a bare knuckle match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Fourth of July, King of Fighters: Golden Claws Tickets will be sold out within the next 24hours, should I say more? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexManiatakos Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Rumor has it that Syn's CEO will be attending the event accompanied by his associates Gwad ,TJ Mitchell,Bjorn,Aydan and several ex -playmates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Rumor has it that Syn's CEO will be attending the event accompanied by his associates Gwad ,TJ Mitchell,Bjorn,Aydan and several ex -playmates. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Gwad, isn't that the flowerboy who fancies you and makes the Syn-office smell like lillies and orgasms? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Gwad, isn't that the flowerboy who fancies you and makes the Syn-office smell like lillies titties and orgasms? G Wad has been likened to a walking orgasm by many, though this would be a first from a member of the same-sex. He also assumes a keyboard malfunction is the cause of the 'T's at the end of your sentence being replaced by 'L's. He is happy to correct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 G Wad has been likened to a walking orgasm by many, though this would be a first from a member of the same-sex. He also assumes a keyboard malfunction is the cause of the 'T's at the end of your sentence being replaced by 'L's. He is happy to correct. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Is that why you have those wet stains on your pyjama pants when you come (no pun intended) into the office? No keyboard malfunction whatsoever. Did you already forgot the poem "I'll take lilies over tities please'"that you wrote last week and left on Alex his desk? He remembers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Is that why you have those wet stains on your pyjama pants when you come (no pun intended) into the office? No keyboard malfunction whatsoever. Did you already forgot the poem "I'll take lilies over tities please'"that you wrote last week and left on Alex his desk? He remembers. G Wad appreciates your concern with and attention to his crotch. As he is confident you are not aware, G Wad feels it is his responsibility to impart the knowledge that when such appendages are used, trace elements from such use may exist on clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 G Wad appreciates your concern with and attention to his crotch. As he is confident you are not aware, G Wad feels it is his responsibility to impart the knowledge that when such appendages are used, trace elements may exist on clothing. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty So you did indeed forget the poem " I'll take lilies over tities please" that you wrote last week? I'll help you remember, it started like this: Sun is out. I am out. I love flowers. I love boys. I'll take lilies over tities please. ... Don't blush, you remember and so does Alex. You are blushing more than a girl checking into the Red Roof Inn for the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpgPaddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Well fuck me, I feel like shit 24/7, but my manager wants to throw me in the cage in a few weeks.He says that I should drink less and I would feel better. That is not correct. When I drink more, I always feel better! Apparently going hard is the good way. Well, Selena confirms that, so I guess it is true. Ticket prices for the event just went up 1000% and rumor has it that all CEO's from the elite orgs will be cageside. Big money bets, ring girls, pay per view, VIP's and hippies,...all for the sake of seeing me in tights for the first time in public.... strange world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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