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��What's going on ass-beaters!? Its Preston Lindsey hear, coming to give you a�
preview of the century! November 7th we will have ten bouts that are sure to
leave you awestruck.�
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Next up we have the main event! I hope you're excited for this shit, because these to�
fighters are looking to finish this fight, one way or another! Its the man who used to
be #3 P4P, Mitchell Stehling(30-11-0) trying to put any thought that he will be beat by
Umberto "Golden Machete" Duran(20-10-0). Stehling is an awesome veteran of IMMA, and a�
true ass-beater. He has already been inducted into the IMMA hall of fame, but isn't done�
yet. He is looking to keep on trucking, and prove that he can by dominating Duran. Duran
in my opinion is on a slightly lower skill level than Stehling, but if he plays his cards
right, he can definitely beat Stehling. I'm giving the awesome bout to Stehling in the 3rd�
round by (T)KO.�
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In the co-main event we have two 155 pounders throwing the small amount of weight they�
have at each other. We have the "The Dragon" Bruce Lee(28-12-1) and Dumbass�
McWeakhand(27-8-1) �trying to prove who's the better fighter. McWeakhands is trying to�
show his mom that he is not a dumbass, and prove that he was named innapropriately. If�
Lee uses his reactions to his advantage, and can counter McWeakhand's savage blow he may
be able to pull out a decision. However, I see McWeakhand winning in the 2nd round by (T)KO.
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Card number eight consists of the old #1 ranked middleweight, Lauri Torni(25-8-0) going
glove to glove against a man who didn't lose a match until his fifteenth match, Hal�
Jordan(22-5-0)! Jordan is currently 3-0 in the IMMA and is looking to beat Torni's ass
whether thorugh KO, Sub, or decision. Torni is going to do his best to prevent that, and
I see nothing less than brutal strikes and non-stop combat between these two. I believe
that Jordan has the edge, though. Win by decision for Jordan.
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Bout number seven is going to be a 205 pound fight between the man who has never
been knocked out or submitted, Rodney Holmes(20-7-1) up against "The Animal", George
Steele(31-14-0), who is one of the most experienced fighters in MMA today. I personally�
believe that Holmes has a big advantage here, because he has just entered his prime and
has been going head to head with some of the best ass-beaters out there. My bet goes to�
Holmes, winning by decision.
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In this heavyweight matchup, Fedor "The Last Emperor" Emelianenko will be
(24-12-0) looking to come back from the TKO that devastated him when he fought
Aleksi Borga. His opponent "The Sub-Mariner" Namor McKenzie has come off an�
impressive 2 win streak against big names such as Taisto Tappura, and Vvierme�
Llamer, finishing both of those fights. I see McKenzie coming out looking to�
counter Fedor, while Fedor will be more aggressive, trying to end the fight as�
soon as he can. My prediction goes to McKenzie by way o isf (T)KO in the 2nd round.
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The first five bouts of the night will be fighters trying to rise the ranks to�
become ass-beating champions. My predictions for these are as follows:
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Xocoyol(3-4-0) vs Sloan(10-8-0)
Prediction: Sloan via (T)KO in Rnd 2
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Oliveira(15-7-0) vs Mond(6-3-0)
Prediction: Oliveira via Sub in Rnd 3
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Congo(23-13-0) vs Soleil(26-13-0)
Prediction: Soleil via Decision
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Furfur(14-2-0) vs Hardly(25-17-0)
Prediction: Furfur via Decision
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Brand(13-2-0) vs Nazarethyan(8-0-0)
Prediction: Nazarethyan via (T)KO in Rnd 2
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And that's a wrap! Remember, don't forget to stay safe, and beat some ass! IMMA is your home
for the most exciting fight the world, and will continue to be! This has been Preston Lindsey,
and I approve of this ass-beating.
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