Kilo decimates McNasty

Editorial by Chris Karter

Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (25-7-0) defends the Syn' Heavyweight Championship for the 4th consecutive time in dramatic fashion by finishing Mister McChump (34-16-1) in the 5th round with a vicious TKO.

Kilo was like a lion toying with a gazelle throughout the fight, teasing his helpless opponent for over 20 minutes. Kilo was standing in front of McPasty inviting him to attack, and taking his very best shots only to laugh in his face.

With every passing second McPasty was more and more demoralized that he couldn't phase the Syn P4P King. Kilo dropped him to the canvas in round 3, backed up against the fence, flexed for the ring girls, and let the Little Man recover.

There was an even smaller and more frail man in McPasty's corner yelling in feminine Belgium dialect for his fighter to get back in there and keep fighting but he was clearly to incompetent to see the fear in his fighter's eyes as he was walking into the Kiribati destroyer's death trap.

Kilo was bleeding like a WWE wrestler putting on a show, and as the 5th round started the greatest manager of all time Chris Karter told the champ to stop playing with his prey and finish the fight.

Kilo's wicked smile revealed his bad intentions, he found Bjorn's mom in the crowd and winked at her, and then proceeded to turn Mister McPasty into a human piñata until he folded him up like a lawn chair and the ref pulled him away from his carcass.

And still the Heavyweight Champion of the World! Kilo Maluga! The P4P King is now an 8x Syn' Champion and on the verge of Syn' History, adding another chump to his long list of victims on the biggest stage of the game. Will his epic run continue? Most likely. He has the GOAT guiding his career and strategically dismantling inferior minded foes with ease.

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