Guide to GOATness by White Jesus

About Me: Chris Karter

Welcome the "Guide to GOATness" by White Jesus. Here the KO King will discuss tips to cementing 

1) Hire Chris Karter as your mentor.

Possibly the most important step is to pledge your allegiance to White Jesus and swear your undying loyalty to his greatness. Once you make the ultimate commitment, White Jesus will guide you to excellence. Improving your sliders, fighter builds, competence, and even naturally increase your testosterone levels.

2) Test your fighters, sack the scrubs.

It is essential to weed out the weakness from an early point before you waste valuable gym time on a bum. These imposters are frequently found on the rosters of Stepdads, YABAI, and Legion of Noobs, but never on the roster of the KO King. 

3) Juice em to the gills.

That's right. EPO for breakfast, testosterone for lunch, and drug if choice for dinner - except meth - seriously, who the fuck smokes that stuff? Be a man and visit support your local crack dealer. Dre Battle's number can be found in Compton's backpage. He's got that hard, that soft, that black, that white, if you need it, he's got it. Except meth - I mean seriously, who the fuck smokes that stuff? Hunter Biden...

4) Private Gym & Training

If you don't have the super secret dojo, or state of the art facility, then your fighters won't get the training they deserve. Open a private gym. Take out a loan. Be a winner. Don't be a loser. Do what you must to obtain the funds to build the private gym of your dreams.

5) Express yourself and your creativity...

When you defeat your opponent they need to hear their wives moaning from afar under your fighters success. Pound greatness into your opponents by articulating what you're gonna do to them, how they can't stop it, then go out and execute. Some call it trash talk. ut the truth is White Jesus just predicts the future. If you can see the future like White Jesus and call your shots. Grow a sack. Be a boss. And talk the talk as you walk the walk. Win, lose, or draw - you gotta pay me, bitches!

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