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The No Scrubs MMA Show #1 - Hilo Is A Dump!

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That's right, it's me, folks. The Australian sensation, sufferer of chronic copulation, on the spectrum of retardation, the one and only Ely Scrubs. Back at it again for the first time with a podcast. Now, there's a lot of talk going around about fighters making podcasts (looking at you, Flower Power Hour) so I'm going to go ahead and put this out first and call myself a trailblazer. 

  I'm guessing most fighter podcasts would probably be talking about their own training camps, their pre-fight gameplans, or maybe even talking to another guest on the show. Well, guess what? I'm two hundred and fifteen pounds out of shape from fight weight, on the wrong side of thirty-seven years old and haven't got a fight contract worth two cents. So, less about me.    On that note, I've been trying to get back into the honest racket we all call the fight game. Woke up in Hilo after my last coke binge and went to see where all the local fights were. I can now scientifically conclude that Hilo is a dump. Outside of the crackheads at the local Cozad, the only place to get some rounds in is a shack called Special Ops N7 Training. Oh, they're special, alright. They've got a mediocre BJJ player drilling sloppy submissions and a woeful wrestler teaching terrible takedown techniques. Five minutes in there, I scoffed and left immediately (I didn't want to break a sweat, they didn't have air conditioning).    So I'm thinking, alright then, no training for me, wouldn't be the first time or last time in my career. I headed into town to book my next fight immediately. Lo and behold, there's only one fight promotion in town (seems like a trend here, no?) and they don't even have a 265+ division. This is blatant fat shaming and Mike Tycoon needs to do something about it, pronto. Because I am not going on a diet.   Til later, folks, it's been real.  

 

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