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 Jay: Well how's is going peeps? Welcome to another Bogus MMA Journey featuring yours truly Jay, and my pops Ray. Last Weeks event was fantastic with three title fights and a roaring crowd. This week's card isn't as stacked as last week's but that doesn't mean it won't be equally enjoyable. What are your thoughts on this next card, pops?
Ray: Your dead right Jay, it's going to be an action packed night!! But before we move on, I'd like to take minute out to pat myself on the back for my success at picking the most winners on last weeks card. Not a person in the org picked more winners, I was seven for ten and I kicked your butt (chuckles).
Jay: That 's correct sir. I only predicted four of ten correctly. But, I'd like to talk about your newest nemesis, Winston Cooper. Haha. I don't think he's your biggest fan. What was it he Buzzed you?
Ray: Awe, Winstons not so bad (for a loser). Just kidding, I'm not sure what to think of Cooper, a big mouth for such a little guy (chuckles). But on the serious side the kid does show some potienial.
Jay: Cooper does have a big mouth. But, that's good for business. (Chuckles) but, on a real note, let's get right into the fights on the undercard. Hung Lo "Slim Jimmy" vs Saenchai Son "Kingstar" is our first match up. Hung Lo could get his first win in the org here. But, seeing that Son's only win is against Lo. I'm gonna say Kingstar is gonna come up on top again in this one late in the 3rd round.
Ray: Wow, I don't know what to say about this one. Two great fighters, both hungry and looking to do some damage. They are both over due to break their losing streak. I say flip a coin, heads it's Lo and tails it's Son. Heads it is, so I say Lo by (pause) KO at (pause) 2:30 in round two.
Jay: Saenchai Son by TKO at 3:48 of round 3
Ray: Lo by KO 2:30 at of round 2
Ray: Next up, it's the newcomer Jorge “Spunky” Perez facing off against Kakashi "Copy Ninja" Hatake in the bantamweight division. Perez is green but a good ground fighter, Hatake is mad as hell after losing his second title shot against Gracie. With his experience and the desire to prove himself, Hatake definitely has the edge here. I don't expect Perez will make it out of the first round. Hatake by KO round 1
Jay: Hatake has had his shot, twice, and failed both time. I am not sure if he has what it takes to be in with the big boys. And Perez doesn't have anything to go off of. So I'll make my prediction based on managers. Hatakes manager is new to the game, while Perez has a dedicated manager who has been in the fight game for far longer. So that's why I think you are wrong pops. Perez in going to make a quick name for himself in this org. Perez by Submission early in Round number 1.
Ray: Hatake by KO at 3:18 of round 1
Jay: Perez by Submission(RNC) at 1:07 of Round 1.
Jay: We follow that quick sub by a bout that introduces two brand new fighters into GLFC. Shazaam "Junior" McDaniels vs Prince Almighty Great No Mercy in the Heavyweight division. This will be another quick fight, No Mercy is much older and I think he will have the edge here. No Mercy by TKO early in Round one.
Ray: With two brand new fighters and not much to pick a winner with, I decided to chat with them to get to know them. They both say they are the greatest in the world, so have good confidence levels. Both fighters have well known successful managers. I was at a total loss as to who to pick to win, so I decided to go by their names. So basically we have Junior vs the Almighty Great, duh.. any questions? No mercy by Submission round 2.
Jay: No Mercy by TKO at 1:10 of Round 1
Ray: No mercy by Submission at 3:39 of round 2
Ray: And we will follow that with another rookie fighter making his Green Lotus debut, boy they should call this the card of rookies. The incredible Post Op Tranny takes on the undefeated Alex "Murphdog" Murphy in “our” middleweight division. Tranny, while new to org has proven himself in the octagon, coming in second in the most recent QFC tournament. But he is facing the Murphdog and that could mean trouble. The future champion Murphdog is undefeated for a reason, he is AWESOME. I guess you can tell the Murphdog is my favorite fighter. This fight is almost unfair to Tranny and I feel sorry for her, I mean him. The good thing here is the fight will be over quick so Tranny will probably not suffer any permanent damage. I predict the Murphdog wins this one with one punch. Alex "Murphdog" Murphy by KO round one.
Jay: Now, I know you've been sneaking my dabs. Because that was one of the dumbest things you've ever said. But hey, you're not that bright. Now the thing is Murphy will NOT be able to stand up to Tranny's takedowns. And this one will hit the mat quick, which Post Op will probably enjoy a little too much (chuckles), and it wont take long before Tranny gets another "W". Tranny by Submission early in the second.
Ray: Alex "Murphdog" Murphy by KO at :04 of round 1
Jay: Post Op Tranny by Submission at 2:10 of Round 2
Jay: We have another professional debut in the final fight on the undercard. 25 yr old Samuel "The Rapist" Westcliff takes on the young 18 yr old Nivaldo "Ice Cube" Farias. The Rapist is an offensive nickname and for that I hope he gets a career ending injury in this fight. Farias by career ending KO at the beginning of Round 1
Ray: I completely agree with you about Wescliff's nickname but after talking to him I discovered there is a story behind it. Too much to go into here but I think we should bring him in to explain himself, it would make a fascinating show. But about the fight, I myself can't understand all the hype Wescliff is getting. He hasn't proven himself at all and yet is the number seven ranked fighter in the org, HA. Personally, I'll wait until he has proven himself and I don't see that happening tonight. Farias by decision. Maybe that nickname did get to me too (chuckles).
Jay: Farias by KO at 0:38 of Round 1
Ray: Farias by decision
Ray: By the way, did you remember to bring the bong this week? (Jay nods yes) Good because I woke up late this morning and missed my morning blunt, best I could do was a couple hits while I was shaving. Back to business. Next we have a great heavyweight match up, its Roger "Dirty Trickster" Stone taking on Eobard Thawne "Professor Zoom". Man, I'm getting a headache from not smoking, let's get this show done. Stone wins by TKO round 2
Jay: Eobard Thawne is an instrument of precision striking with 100% head strikes and 95% to the body. That's not too shabby. I'm not sure if Stone will have the striking defense to stop Zoom. Professor Zoom by TKO late in Round 2.
Ray: Stone by TKO at 3:51 of round 2
Jay: Thawme by TKO at 4:22 in Round 2
Jay: So another "Middleweight" fight in the GLFC. And, yes I always bring my rig. But it's a dab rig. Wanna dab? It's in the car, I could run and grab it. If you want?... No, ok then back to the fight, Emiljano "Rolls Royce" Bicaj, currently ranked 9th p4p QFC fighter, will face off against a Green Lotus rookie in Nick "Nc " Carter. I think that this rookie will have a bright future in GLFC. I think he has the edge in this one. The rookie by decision.
Ray: I think your right, Carter definitely has a bright future. I just don't think he's quite ready mentally, a little to jitterish for me. I think that “Rolls Royce” cruises to another easy submission victory in this one. Bicaj by submission round 2.
Jay: Carter by decision
Ray: Bicaj by submission at 4:50 of round 2
Ray: Next up two of GLFC's more well known bantamweights will mix it up. It's Aurther Fleck "The Joker" taking on Daniel Subicic in a highly anticipated rematch. Fleck who has dominated all competition to this point has looked pretty unstoppable. Subicic is one of the few fighters that have really put up a fight. Frankly, I'm getting tired of watching this guy fight if he won't fight for the belt, Fleck that is. I mean rooming with a guy is no reason not to face him in the octagon. Fleck's streak will end sometime and I think Subicic is just the guy to break it. Subicic by decision. Does anyone in here have any aspirin?
Jay: What?!? Subicic?!? Are you kidding me? Over Fleck?!? Wow! I did not see that coming. I just assumed you'd... wow. I'm blown away. I... uh... wow, I'm still speechless. Ok so I guess you can tell I am not in agreement with you. I feel that even though Daniel is an amazing fighter who would beat the shit out of me... most likely (I do outweigh him by 100lbs) but anyways, he will beat down a lot of people but Fleck is on another level. Fleck by TKO Round 1
Ray: Subicic by decision
Jay: Fleck by TKO at 1:13 of Round 1
Jay: And what could follow that up? The Co-Main Event, set in the "Middleweight"division, features the former champion of the world, Jungle Prince facing off against the dangerous striker King "Kong" Wong for five rounds. Prince is deadly in the clinch. And last time these two fought Prince was undefeated and under different management, and came out on top. He now has lost his last two a row and doesn't have the confidence that he used to have.
Wong has lost 2 of the last 3 fights and is looking to get some respect back in the octagon. King Kong has excellent striking and if he can stay away from that clinch he should have a chance. And that's exactly what's gonna happen here. I think King Kong will stay on the outside and just keep working the face of the Prince until either his face turns to putty or the Prince can not take the punishment anymore and taps out like a little bitch. King Kong will make him tap out late in the fourth.
Ray: That's right Jay just keep taking those dabs and I'll beat you easy this week too. (chuckles) King Kong can't stand up to Prince, no way. Before the first is over Kong will be lying on the canvas with about as much life in him as his namesake did after he fell from the Empire State Building. Jungle Prince by KO round 1
Jay: Wong by Submission (Strikes) at 3:43 of Round 4
Ray: Prince by KO at 3:45 of round 1
Ray: And that brings us to the highlight of tonight's card, the main event featuring two champions battling it out for the belt in “our “ middleweight division. It will be our current champ Butch "Punchy" Coolidge facing our ex champ Bryan "The Kid" Callen. I wonder if Coolidge will really stand and face The Kid or run away from him. The Kid will be too much for Coolidge in this one. Coolidge is history. Callen by TKO round 2.
Jay: Bwahahaha. Haha. Ha. That's some funny stuff. Are you trying to be a comedian? Because you could make a good living. "The Kid" had his chance and it's the reign of Coolidge now. Whom took his belt and hasn't looked back. The Kid is now facing a man. The Champ by TKO in Round 1.
Ray: Callen by TKO at 3:18 of round 2
Jay: Coolidge by TKO at 2:35 of round 2
Jay: And that wraps up this week's card. So happy Valentine's Day to all of you ladies out there. Next week we have some great fights including Marshall Teach vs Abdulrashid Sadulaev for the vacant Heavyweight championship. Oh yeah, here pops. (Reaches into his pocket and pulls out Tylenol then gets up and walks away.)
Ray: Oh, you rat bastard. Now you give it to me. I'll get even, this is Ray signing off until next week. HAVE FUN
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