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When you hear of Convicted Fight Club, you instantly think of greatness. Chris Karter has defined greatness within the walls of this amazing world-class gym and produced some of the best fighters ever on this planet. To even get a glimpse of the training going on in this place requires a ton of work. Before you can enter the facility, when you walk up to the bullet-proof window near the front door, you're greeted by two heavily armed bodyguards and handed a waiver by a professional-dressed woman.
CONVICTED INC ALLIANCE GYM ONLY
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THE RULES OF CONVICTED FIGHT CLUB
#1) YOU do not talk ABOUT CONVICTED FIGHT CLUB.
#2) YOU do not talk ABOUT CONVICTED FIGHT CLUB.
#3) IF SOMEONE SAYS "stop", OR goes limp, taps out, THE FIGHT IS OVER.
#4) ONLY two guys TO A FIGHT.
#5) One fight AT A TIME.
#6) NO shirts, NO shoes.
#7) FIGHTS WILL go on AS LONG AS THEY HAVE TO.
#8) IF THIS IS YOUR first night AT CONVICTED FIGHT CLUB, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT.
Failure to comply with these rules will result in your ass being kicked in and out of the gym.
Sparring Notification / Waiver
Convicted Fight Club members spar in Chute Boxe tradition. For those unfamiliar with this term, all fighters sparring are encouraged to defend and protect themselves at all times. Before access to the gym and it's coaches are granted, all persons must sign below declaring Convicted Fight Club ownership not reliable for any injuries you may sustain while inside the gym and participating in gym activities.
Insert Signature Here _____________ X
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Need Clothes? BAMF? Convicted
Need Nutrition? Juice? Hell's Balls Recovery
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The Man Cave [ MON - SAT 4:20pm - 4:20am ]
The Man Cave will be open to all Convicted Inc Fighters and guest by invitation.
This includes:
- Marijuana Dispensary
- Full Liquor Bar
- Exotic Dancers + Stripper Poles
- Xbox 420
- Free Internet Access
- Pool Tables
- Live Band
- Massage Therapy
- Asian Rub-N-Tug Parlor
- All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
- Movie Theater
- Ping/Beer Pong Table
- VIP Lounge
- More Exotic Dancers
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ACCESS GRANTED
Mike Tycoon
Jason "JBOMB" Smith
Paul Keating
ACCESS w/ LVL 2 SECURITY
Thor HGH
Soyster Eighty-Nine
Barnabas Sackett
Ital Scratch
Jay Tycoon
HBK
SHOOT ON SIGHT
Broken Halo Pride
The Fighters Pit
You Click, You Dead
The Gentlemen's Club
International Cocksmen
The Goonies
The Cage Cartel
Vendetta
Legion of Doom
Steel Penn Alliance
The Six Musketqueers
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SUNDAY AFTERNOONS
- Rib City BBQ
- Girls On Trampoline / Wet T-Shirt Contest
- 5-on-5 Football Tournaments
- Bong Pong
- NFL (during football season)
All events outside of The Man Cave are B.Y.O.W. (Bring Your Own Weed)
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"BETTER TO FIGHT FOR SOMETHING,
THAN LIVE FOR NOTHING."
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After signing a non-disclosure agreement that takes an annoying amount of time out of your schedule as they run background checks and verify security clarence, you're granted limited access to the gym.
We're not allowed to disclose what we see inside the state-of-the-art facility but we can name-drop some of the legendary coaches and former fighters that help run this place.
Fidel Puno
Dante Evangelisti
Hakuin Ekaku
Don Marciano
Taj al Din
Moses Diggs
Tor Nansen
Qing Kong
Ben Stone
Leonidas Katsaros
Ziggy Cliff
Taz Rutten
Lance St Pierre
this is one hell of a cast of colourful characters. Multiple P4P champions, legends of the sport, and some of the best fighters ever to compete in the game. It's no wonder this gym has consistently created such great fighters, when you take the guidance and expertise management of Chris Karter, and combine it with elite level coaches of the highest calibre, just training at this place gives a fighter potential to conquer at the highest stages of the sport. As much as I would like to disclose or describe what we saw in this gym, if that's the proper word for this facility, it was more like the Mount Olympus of gyms, there are legality issues that prevent me from doing so. It's no surprise that this gym constantly produces champions like current champs; Abraham Donowitz, Kajun Puno, and one of the many fighters to take over ID restricted orgs.
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