Hanzo Hasashi Slam RFC’s Matchmaking, Tarly and Cadwallade

Fighter profile of Hanzo Hasashi by Sliced Bread

 A very fired up Hanzo Hasashi was absolutely fuming about being passed up for a title shot, and believes it may be a conspiracy by both RFC Management and Algernon Callwallader, to keep making striker vs striker matchups.

“Listen, I was calling out Samwell Tarly when he was the champion, and he straight up ducked me, he knows he probably can’t even defend a rear naked choke so he lobbied for matches with other strikers, sucks for him, now he lost his belt and he’s gotta fight me anyway. 

Now you’ve got this other asshole, Algernon Callwallader, he only just won the belt, in a title shot that should have been mine anyway.  So what does he do?  I was still busy smashing my last opponent, he quickly gets a fight for himself against another striker, who I could beat without even doing a training camp.  The guy has had 1 fight in the organisation, I’m dominating everybody in the division, and some can crusher gets the title shot ahead of me. 

I am not impressed with RFC at all, they are allowing champions to duck me, maybe they want more exciting fights, and they know that if they give me a title shot, it won’t be exciting because I will dominate any of these clowns. 

I will not apologise for being a dominant fighter, all of these guys will get what’s coming, Samwell Tarly, I am coming for you, I’m gonna smash you and it’s gonna be painful and demoralising.  As for you other two jokers, Algernon and whoever the other guy is, you are just keeping the belt warm for me.  RFC can only let you guys run from me for so long.  The Scorpion is coming for you!”

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