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Team Figmaster Vol 2 " Event Preview"
By Douche McBaggins
Good evening once again fans the Doucher here once again deeply honored to be covering the second event for Team Fightmaster. This week's match ups are between the top two teams on one side as team Clowns battles team Marky while team Odonnel battles his BFF team Wolf in the other matchup. The event is topped of with two big Main Event caliber matchups, but the focus for now is on Team Fightmaster. This is a huge day for the 4 teams to see who takes the 500k that was donated by Mr Wolf, and of course there was some additional money that will be rewarded to the winning coach, but I am far to bloody liquored up to remember the exact sum at this time. Now let's get to the action shall we.
Team Odonnel vs Team Wolf
Eyeam Yurmomma (1-0-0). Vs. Shunsuke Nakamura (0-1-0)
This match was handpicked by team Odonnel as the two most outspoken competitions will face off. For Team Odonnel the coaches prodigy Yurmomma will take this bout head on.Eyeam is coming off a 3rd round submission victory over the Dutch striker Vermeer, a bout the he was down two rounds before capitalizing on Vermeers lack of ground skills late in the fight. Nakamura won a lot of respect from me by calling out the #1 pick Gale Snoats in the first event only to loss the bout unfortunelty by Guilliotine early in round 1. Eyeam will look to use his ground game once again in this bout as it could be Shunsukes Achilles but Nakamura does seem to have a bit of intelligence so let's see if he has learned something from his previous bout.
Lucie Versetti (1-1-0). Vs. Billy Boyle (1-0-0)
Next match was selected by Team Captian Mr Wolf as he choose Billy Boyle to face off with Lucie Versetti. Versetti came into his fight against Enckelman with a lot of confidence winning a warmup QFC fight in quick KO fashion, only to get tapped out by a solid grappler in even quicker fashion. Boyle on the other hand had to use his superb game planning to gain a victory over a game Ramon Rodriguez in his opening fight. Versetti has the ability to put fighters away so look to see Boyles chin contested in this one and Boyle who shows has the endurance to go 3 rounds may look to drag this fight out if he chooses.
Vasilica Petran (1-0-0). Vs. Darnell Gibson (0-1-0)
Are 3rd bout of the series will see "The Assailant" take on " Buzz Lightyear". Petran had a war in his first bout against "Joey-J" finishing off the young polish fighter in round 3 due two strikes. Gibson on the other hand came up short in a pretty closely contested fight with the scotsman John Thompson in there opening fight. Gibson is said to have a pretty damn good right hand and Petran is a standup fighter with good boxing skills so this fight may stay standing and give the fans what they want to see. I think I will have me a shot of everything before this fight.
Mitzi Mahalo (0-1-0). Vs. Alexander Revchenko (0-2-0)
Rounding out Team Odonnel vs Team Wolfs matchups are the two #1 picks for each team who are both coming off disappointing loses. Mahalo was very aggressive in his first fight with St Hype and it was possibly his downfall as he was rocked late in the first round and put down with just 5 seconds left on the clock. Revchenko could only hope that his 12 second loss two Aventus was just a simple fluke where he was caught off guard. This match should be fun no one wants to be the guy who is 0-2 starting out but unfortunelty one of these guys are going to be and both being # 1 choices for there teams makes it even more intriguing.
Team Clowns Vs Team MarkyMarky
Quintiliano Aventus (2-0-0). Vs. Magnus Enckelman (1-0-0)
Heading into the next matchups for the two teams that currently sit at 1 and 2 we will be seeing the two individual leaders facing off. Aventus who was the last pick for the competition came into his first fight with a chip on his shoulder I'm guessing anyway cause the dude looked like a monster as he dismantled Team Wolfs top pick in just 12 seconds. Enckelman,am looked equally impressive as he submitted Versetti in just 39 seconds earning "Sub of the Night" honors. This match has a lot at stake as these two both want to rack up as many points as possible for there teams as well as themselves going into the Bracket selection for the tournament.
Gale Snoats (1-1-0). Vs. Johan Vermeer (0-1-0)
We will get to see the overall top pick take the cage once again next as he battles Vermeer who is eagerly ready to shake off his last bout. Snoats can breath a bit of air after disposing the brash Nakamura in his opening fight with a nice guilliotine finish in round 1. Vermeer was looking good in his first fight with Yurmomma only to get submitted in round 3. I wouldn't be suprised if Johan was more aggressive in this fight giving the outcome in his last bout but on the other hand one false move and he could be submitted again so only time will tell.
John Thompson (1-0-0). Vs. Perry St Hype (1-0-0)
Two of the first round winners will face of next and someone's O must go(unless it's a draw bleh). Thompson went Elbow ape shit in his first fight against Gibson which ultimately won him a hard fought decision. St Hype was picked to face off with Team Odonnels top choice and he proved that St Hype is St Legit, as he finished off Mahalo in the closing seconds of the 1rst round. This is my pick for fight of the Night for the vol 2 as I expect this bout to be very well game planned on both sides and I can see it going to the judges, then again I'm just a drunk Irishmen named Douche.
Ramon Rodriguez (0-1-0). Vs Joseph Jostrzebski (0-1-0)
Concluding this awesome event will be two guys coming off a couple of wars with both ending up on the losing side. Ramon was the victim of clinchwork brutality as he was battered up by Boyle in his first fight. Meanwhile Joseph was all tied up with Petran heading into there final round but he was finished off late in the final round of there barn burner of a fight. Both of these gentlemen have obviously got awesome chins and possibly the two best hearts to go with them. Maybe will see a Forest vs Stephan type fight here, that would make me happy enough to bag a fat chick that night who knows.
What a lineup not to mention a openweight showdown Alexander Orlov and Oscar Dos Santos, as well as middleweight fight with #1 contender implications as the former champ Jordan Belfort takes on Mary Jane Rottencrotch. Damn I love when Rottencrotch hits the cage.
Goodnight fight fans!!!
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