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ISLAND FC, Fight Organization, New York
Company profile by Justin Credible

Island FC 4:

 

1452924829islandfc4.gifIsland FC is back and doing something revolutionary and giving these crazy Islanders 2 fight cards in ONE DAY!!! So we have no time to waste,

by the way this is Justin Credible (in case you didn’t know, or event cared).

Just Islander v Wyatt Twinkletoe.

 

Starting off we have Just Islander and Wyatt Twinkletoe.

 

Both men are coming off of losses, one man was tapped the other was put to sleep.

I’m a little angry at both of these guys because I believe I picked both of them at the last event they were on and they crapped out on me.

 

This event I’m going with Just Islander to win this one.

 

Admir Lichtsteiner v Kaj Carrera

 

Admir Lichtsteiner and new comer Kaj Carrera are up next.

 

Last fight for Lichtseiner he got brutally KO’d by a man on a mission, this time around its more of the same,

 

expect this time he’s facing Kaj Carrera, another man on a mission, but to quote my close and personal friend Tom (Cruise),

“His Mission is impossible.”

I think that Carrera doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell to beat Lichtsteiner, which is why I’m picking him to win, and if he doesn’t so help me god…

 

. I’ll get in the cage myself…..

 

 

Gromoslaw Wpierdolowicz v Theophilius Thundercunt.

 

Two men with extremely long names do battle next, Gromoslaw Wpierdolowicz v Theophilius Thundercunt. 

 

GW is making his pro MMA debut while TT is reeling off of a rough KO loss to Roy Johnson.

 

The name Thundercunt is a funny, but respected name in Island MMA but Theophilius isn’t doing much to warrant it at the moment, which is why I’m picking the other guy to win this one.

 

 

Damian Santana v Peter Potter 

 

Damian Santana and Peter Potter are due up next both men are making their pro debuts in this one.

 

 

These men have a back story, they were once training partners and had a falling out when Peter Potter got a title shot before Damian Santana (who had previously been promised) after he won the title, he then left the gym and said, “Damian Santana didn’t deserve the title shot as much as me, he doesn’t work as hard.

 

I left that gym because they cater to his ass and he’s not even in the top 5 fighters that train there!” I’m picking Peter Potter in this one, I mean if Damian Santana isn’t even top 5 in his own gym….

 

 

 

Igor Abramov V.S. Hammer Radovan

 

 

 

Igor Abramov V.S. Hammer Radovan is next. 

This one is interesting as one has to wonder, “What the hell did Igor Abramov do wrong to draw Hammer Radovan as his first professional fight?”

 

Not saying Igor Abramov is totally outclassed, he is a Russian boxing legend in the underground circuit, but he has his work cut out for him in this one as Hammer Radovan is properly named because his hands are, well… like Hammers.

 

 

I’m obviously picking Hammer in this one.

 

 

 

Papa Shango v Nathan Explosion.

 

 

This next fight features two men with names a porn star would have 

Papa Shango v Nathan Explosion.

 

Shango is 1-0 with a nasty, NASTY KO victory that left his wife even scared of him.

 

Nathan Explosion is a heavily hyped up and comer (geez this porn thing keeps happening in this fight) with heavy hands.

 

Both men are devastating strikers and have no want or need to go to the ground.

 

This one will be interesting, but in the end I’m picking Papa Shango to finish first (get it) in this one.

 

 

 

Vanilla Isis v Greg McClane 

 

 

Vanilla Isis (ok, I get it) V.S. Greg McClane is our next fight.

McClane is a wrestling guru with a granite chin and a whole hell of a lot of baggage.

He’s taking on Vanilla Isis, a fighter with some of the quickest hands on The Island (and best names).

This fight is interesting and could be potentially boring, the fight game definitely favors those who prefer to stand, so I’m picking Vanilla Isis (Sorry Greg).

 

 

 

Tongo Bongo v Dino Guidotti 

 

 

This one is a chess match, both are ground fighters but the difference is, one likes to punch the other likes to submit. Who will be able to implement their game plan first?

Tongo Bongo has a fun name to say, but he’s kind of a jerk he was quoted saying, “Look after I take him down, punch his face into a bloody pulp, have sex with the girl on the poster, I’m gonna punch that asshole journalist Justin Credible in his incredibly bearded face!”

For that reason… I’m still picking Tongo Bongo, in hopes he punches JJ Tycooner instead.

 

 

 

 

 

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2b17.jpg  Horacio Santos v Rage Icon. 7w20.jpg

 

 

 

Horacio Santos is a stud in the Muay Thai world and is looking to make his presence known in the MMA world.

 

Rage Icon is a rockstar turned fighter, after his 5 #1 albums and over 7.8 million albums sold he turned his sights to MMA. He stated, “You can only mosh fight for so long before you want to step in the freakin’ CAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!”

 

When I asked Horacio Santos about fighting such a famous opponent he said, “Famous? He looks like a drugged out Santa Claus, I’ll make sure to console his groupies after I break his face.” This one looks good, I’m picking Horacio Santos in this one, I hate Icon’s music.

 

 

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30b3.jpgCharlie Gamma v Tobias Marshall.16w18.jpg

 

 

 

This one is going to be a tough fight, both men are great fighters coming out of great camps.

 

Charlie Gamma (Yes they’re all related) is a highly decorated grappler with a great knack for the cage, he is 1`-0 and made quick work of a very game opponent.

 

Tobias Marshall is a powerful striker who also put away his opponent in quick fashion (I actually picked his opponent to win in that fight, oops!) and looked impressive in doing so.

Who wins the wrestler or boxer? It is a classic dilemma, in this case I pick the wrestler, Charlie Gamma for the win!

 

 

 Pick  Charlie Gamma for the win!

 

 

 

 

That’s all for IFC 4, I’ll be back for IFC 5 fairly quickly, suckas!

Written by, Justin Credible.

 

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