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 BEEF is back for another amazing event without your host Twelf Thermandin who is currently at weigh ins for his fight against the tough Unkind Artist. I bet scooby regrets firing Ricardo Santiago a while back as now they cannot seem to find a host who isnt addicted to appearing in the cage. BEEF Session 14 will bring two HUGE title fights that everyone should watch for along with a ton of other action.
As always BEEF takes pride in mentioning our debuts
Oscar Boma (7-0) vs Robbie Rockin (6-2)
Edinger Nucleus (1-0) vs Boris Russian (5-4)
Eric Cartmen (1-0) vs Danny Drago (3-2)
Terrell Grant (2-0) vs Rudy Pu (3-2)
Fight to watch for:
Our events used to have a ton of buzz surrounding them but now nobody seems to desire BEEF's 25K prize for smacktalker of the month anymore, but when they did Tom Quin (5-2) always made sure to claim that prize. He will try to continue his mouthful of a career with another win but this one has every ounce of potential to be the fight of the night. His opponent Colin Delaney (5-2) is no pushover. He would love to get this fight to the ground and work his way into a finish. He has shown finishing punch power while he has found his prime method of victory being submissions. Quin, the better grappler, will look to keep Delaney on his heels and moving backward as he attempts to outstrike his foe for 3 rounds. I expect a fight to remember between these two.
Showcase Fights:
Eric Cartmen vs Danny Drago seems to be to top showcase fight in my opinion because Cartmen has only had one fight and one victory in the QFC where we learned that he was blessed by the Tycoon gods with an excellent chin. He will look to show his manager just what else he was blessed with against Drago. Drago has finally strung together back to back wins and will need to do a little more to earn his keep under manager Alex Wisely. If he can string together a few more wins, his manager might look to send him to BEEF's 25YO division.
Rudy Pu Candy Ass (3-1) was a past time from my middle school days when I would sneak and turn my tv on past my bedtime to listen to “The Rock” talk the most charismatic smack and go lose a fight every thursday night on WWF Smackdown. He will take on Terrell Grant (2-0) who was always tond that he was “Too Tall” for MMA. Grant will try to prove his naysayers wrong by tapping out a shorter opponent. Rudy Pu was quoted at weigh ins today stating “If he tries to submit me, im going to skull crack his candy ass!” We asked Rudy what he meant about ass candy but he denied to comment further.
Oscar Boma (7-0) you would think has nothing to prove or showcase since his undefeated record should do the talking, but whenever someone makes their BEEF debut they have a lot to prove. Boma is coming off of two decision victories over Jackie Rouisey and Dave Spiteri, both fights where there was no question that he won and looked like he had taken no damage after the fight. Robbie Rockin (6-2) was able to finish Taite Lavieta in dramatic fashion just two weeks ago as he is really trying to do whatever he can to move up the rankings. Boma will certainly search for his inner Machida in this fight and try to keep it standing while he knows that Robbie Rockin would just about run his entire gas tank looking to get this fight to the ground as soon as possible. This also has the making of a FOTN battle.
Title Bouts:
Iron Tang Lung (5-1) will appear in his first title defense against the one time champ, Nelly Haynes (8-4-1). Nelly forced Samick Behringer to tap out due to an armbar that he was able to lock tight in the second round earning him the BEEF welterweight belt. He was estatic that he earned it and found himself even bathing with it on. He became so obsessed that Scooby Jr had to fine Nelly for contaminating the belt with a sticky substance resembling elmers glue. He then lost that belt in his second title defense against Archie Archer who later coughed it up at the hands of Tang Lung who finds himself as the favorite in this battle. Tang was not too obsessed about his title as he has used the motto “Act like youve been there before” he believes that you shouldnt be too excited because then it seems like you arent used to winning. He will look to devour his opponent Nelly Haynes in the standup game, but upsets do happen from time the time and if it does, it will be Nelly's ground game earning him the hardware.
Our main event and final title bout of the month will be between The Canadian Hero (8-2) and Testosterone pumping Joe Risley (7-1). The Canadian Hero has went a decent amount of time outside of the cage and now looks extremely scary. He holds two of BEEF's titles, one on the line tonight at welterweight and also the 155lb title. Part of what makes Hero so good is that you cannot figure out his gameplan because he is so versatile. He has won long winded decision battles as well as Knockouts and Submissions. He is the epitome of what a 2014 MMA fighter looks like. Scooby Jr likes when his champions are tested, Hero more than any because of the amount of belts around his waist. Joe Risley, as many have heard now has been in compliance with all of BEEF's performance enhancement drug policies and is taking Testosterone Replacement Therapy as the organization requires. Officials have confirmed that Joe was indeed born a woman and became a man after 8 grueling years of hopscotch but that will not affect the outcome of this fight. Risley has never been caught with acts of bitchassness at BEEF. He will look to keep this fight standing and outpoint his superstar foe if he desires to win this one.
This has been a much anticipated event and of course I cannot wait for this one to get underway, To all BEEF fans, managers and fighters... hit your spoiler lists, be safe and TO ALL ENJOY!
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