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Wrenton vs Miller Preview

Event Preview: HWP: Wrenton vs Miller
Las Vegas Prizefighting
2013-11-30, Las Vegas, MMA Grand
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 We're back for another great card of action at Heavyweight Prize fighting with Saturday night's HWP: Wrenton vs Miller. Reader beware, this one is unsafe for soft hearts. The irony of names has been built this card is absolutely overwhelming for most people who have found the time to run into MMAtycoon to begin with. Speaking of names, we must expound on the fighters that have brought the excitement to HWP to begin with, and by that im not speaking of Sasha Grey... yet.

 

First off, we want to give a moment of silence to the late Tiny Butterbritches who unfortunately passed away from an Over-enlarged belly. The autopsy also reported he had a very high blood-twinkie levels seven times the legal limit and that his last meal was some sort of “ice cream fried doughnut mountain-sized cheeseburger” that was the straw that broke the camels back, or in this case... his stomach. Nevertheless he was revered as one of the best superheavyweights ever. Coming in at a whopping 451lbs he ate whoever the cage delivered onto his plate, after taking the HWP championship belt, he became terminally ill and lost his last four fights before losing his meal. Correction: Life.

 

Our current HWP champion of the world is Sunny Supernova! The 6'0”180lb fighter has no fear no matter what size his big mac arrives at. With a metabolic disorder that has haunted him his entire life, he has always desired to be a heavyweight but despite whatever he eats, he cannot seem to weigh enough to be considered a light-heavy. He even joined “The Smallest Winner” a reality TVshow that takes in bulimic and anorexic people and put them through vigorous fat building drills to change their lives and he failed to make it past the second cut. At 32-10 his record and heavyweight belt is the only thing feeding his ego enough to make him step up from the buffet.

 

It crossed my mind that in the org where the skinny dudes die that they dont get enough mention, especially when our champ is small. Grammur Natzee, Mick Smithwick, and Barry Fulcher also find their places in the Top 20 within the org with the oddest being Mick at only 5'6”. Despite his major height disadvantage his 13-5 record impresses and with all coming by way of knockout and FIVE knockouts of the night, you had very well better keep your distance from him. You inquiring managers, dont be afraid to send your quick lean fighters over here to HWP, they do have a chance to make a difference.

 

Tin Tin Valdez will take on Iphone Apple, a signature Mac representative who had a few rough days at work and decided to blow off his steam with opponents skulls, unfortunately for him he has become a punching bag for everyone and might be suited best selling cellular communications devices. Valdez, has also found his luck to be just as horrible, I mean in my opinion this guy need to trade places with Butterbritches. At least he was fun to watch win or lose. Valdez is sporting a 7-19 record with 4 of his 7 coming over Luis Fierro who is marginably WORSE. When you guys wake up from this bout, maybe both fighters will be knocked out.

 

Brisco County Jr will take on Sasha Grey in a match that will mean multitudes for both fighters, this very well can end up being the fight of the night and a must watch event. Once again not to be confused with the rather popular satisfaction specialist. Brisco and Sasha will combine for a very well matched fight, Brisco's boxing against Sasha's Muay Thai, they are both very skilled grapplers (of course you'd say sasha is) and despite to what many people might believe Sasha is outmatched in the groundgame slightly up against Brisco's Blue belt. He will look to fire off some heavy punches and if he takes a little too much damage in the standup, he almost surely will take Sasha to the ground, history shows he'd love to pound Sasha.

 

Ivan Kralaiev will take on the oddly named Kekabu Bukkake in an attempt to salvage the remainder of his career and turn it into something positive going out. Kekabu, at age 25 is just getting started and as many people say, he is young, dumb and full of... He has become a special fighter that after scouting, you will realize he is somewhat of a one trick pony. But with exceptional BJ skills and as an exciting boxer Bukkake, he tends to aim at the face of his victims. The 38 year old Kralaiev has lost his last 3 fights and while some fans are starting to believe he is a Jobber, he insists that he really is looking to hit the fountain of youth at this point in his career. I think he chose the wrong person to look to change his ways against, searching for youth, he might run right into a Bukkake fountain. I wouldnt be too surprised to see Bukkake and Sasha Grey getting at it real soon.

 

For the MAIN EVENT! We have Adin Wrenton and James Miller meeting after both fighters suffered a 2 fight losing skid. When Redneck Miller was submitted by Tom Cat, he had some serious time considering if he wanted to get back into the cage again. At 38 years of age, he has realized that fighters his age are becoming more sparse and he would want to leave before he can no longer compete. He has won 1 of his last 6 so I think if Wrenton puts him down this time, he might end up drinking prune juice at The Bahamian Nursing home for the rest of his life. Likewise, if he, at his old age can defeat Adin Wrenton, that might be the last time Wrenton sees a “5th Round” like his threads that he will wear out to the cage Saturday night. Adin walked smack into an enormous right hand from Johny walker. This punch started a major controversy that hung over Walker's head claiming hes a dirty fighter because he had no remorse after clearly knocking Adin out following it up with one more huge strike that almost caused a cranial fracture. In my opinion, he landed a clean punch to end the night and since the ref hadnt stopped the fight, blasting Wrenton's skull was the most logical action for him to follow. We shall see if Adin has recovered since his demise and if not, James Miller will look to take advantage if he isnt.

 

Thank you all for reading Heavyweight Prize Fighting event preview and we hope you all be safe, and ENJOY!

 

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