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 Greg Evans v Forest Gump 265 lbs title
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this is your fearless leader and my first audio log.. currently driving down the road and on my cell phone. hopefully if I get in an accident my phone does not stay locked with this writing on the screen for evidence for the police... at any rate the weirdest for my organization does not stop here but only gets more weird. half the time there is method to my madness and I'm trying to accomplish something special the other half of the time I'm just trying to be weird and different. now with the heavyweight title being online tonight I think it's a combination of both just weirdness and message as I have set the title fight for only one round and 3 minutes? okay now I sound about as dumb is Dana White not even knowing how long my title fight is going to be for tonight... wish I could just give Joe Rogan that, hey help me out look, at times like these. just wait maybe one of these days I'll make a video pre fight log make myself look really dumb! so Mr Evans seems to have had some trouble lately got into a car accident and in some legal trouble is morale is quite low and that might affect his ability to open up or attack and let his hands go. sorta like Bubba McDaniels on the Ultimate Fighter... I'm no expert and I don't have a hand in making a pound for pound rankings but just looking at Greg Evans past history and you can tell that the guy does not have the greatest conditioning. but he's a dangerous guy you second guess him for a moment and you'll be waking up cold on the canvas that's a stat. you read a lot of bullshit tonight and there'll be a lot of fluff in this article but that's not one of them. the man will break your jaw given the opportunity. I'm not putting a lot of faith in Greg Evans tonight though because he has very limited striking defense and he's probably going to get lit up if he can I get his offense going early and often.
Forrest Gump is a slice of skillful Swiss cheese himself with holes all over the place. I'm sure the corner of Greg Evans is telling him to kick the shit out of those legs because he has muay thai to defend. sure that's a good plan in theory but if you don't knock him out how are you going to end the fight with kicks if you have no cardio I don't know how that's going to end but we will see. as you can tell from Forrest Gump's name itself he's a goofy fucker. he's just not wired right up stairs, so he might even go for a takedown. I find it odd for his age that he has nope clinch statistics and seems to just sit there doing nothing. maybe that's a weakness maybe its not if it was me I would not waste my time trying to figure that one out because I again if you have low cardio you don't want to sit in the clinch position because that can spend a lot of time and be very tiresome. this is definitely a conundrum for these two warriors. start licking your chaps boys because after tonight the winner of this title match up will be needing a new top contender!!!!!!
in the next fight we got Rizzo vs Jackson. nah I got some things to say about Jackson the guys got me questioning this game big time I don't know how a guy can be this dangerous explosive nuclear you name it Jackson has got it when it comes to striking offense I don't know how a guy who has six fights still has a hundred percent of head strikes landed!!! kinda puts a little fear into result how the hell is he going to compete with that? now I'm the owner of Rizzo and I'm going to state something that might happen tonight maybe review a little bit of my game plan to Jackson hopefully you don't log in and read this and if he does hopefully he's got the balls enough to stick to his game plan to not change according to this write-up. I love to counter him but I don't think where is a very good counter so I'm going to be going aggressive in this fight. I think it might have benefited me if I were to go counter because Jackson is known to not throw any combination punches or head kicks which limits is striking attack somewhat. when someone comes at you with a limited attack it's pretty easy to know what's coming next there for countering helps. but I won't have that going for me tonight . I did it just dawned on me that he might not even believe this bull crap anyway!!! now resorts a pretty good clinch worrier but Jackson seems to be much better on paper probably wise for rizzle to avoid that area. don't let that blue belt foolia Jackson I'm going to be looking for that take down and when I do I'm going to make you.... okay I'm going to stop myself right there so I don't have to put my foot in my mouth when you knock me the F out lmao.
in the next fight we got Devin good man with his sprawling bro style what's the best bro works effectively because he's looked pretty helpless on the ground. he's definitely no jenna jameson ( there's my shoutout to Mitrione).
no mic Smithwick is his opponent and I don't think he wants to go to the ground either this is most likely going to be a stand up or clinch affair. Smithwick throws combination after combination after combination his opponent can be sure that the first strike thrown in the cage tonight will be a combination. COUNTER IT! the day is a one trick pony who just keeps going to that well but you know what I'm actually really surprised the dude has five wins! I can talk all day about his game plan being piss poor but that w is on paper. the fucker wins fights. no maybe that's just a testament to his knock out power or some of his head statistics maybe we could do even better if he slow down on the combinations a little bit? will find out his game plan tonight and see who's more effective with their striking.
well I guess that's all I can write for now since I gotta pee so bad I can't concentrate but it's been a long time since we've had the title thrown around up for grabs in constant play and I'm looking forward to that and I hope you guys are too I'm not trying to keep this belt as active as possible. and I'm talking like active as jenna jameson on top. God I hope she don't play this game...
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