Columbo Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 On 1/26/2023 at 11:01 PM, The1rstSaint said: With their backs against the ropes, is this the week Team Gwad mounts the comeback and takes control of da Hamma! Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 Not really sure what to say anymore lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 29, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 Fight Announcement for Week 6 Bantamweights Mad Panda(Team Alfred) vs Zane Raven(Team Gwad) Super Heavyweights Randal Clapperton(Team Alfred) vs Ross Rhea(Team Gwad) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 3 hours ago, The1rstSaint said: Fight Announcement for Week 6 Bantamweights Mad Panda(Team Alfred) vs Zane Raven(Team Gwad) Super Heavyweights Randal Clapperton(Team Alfred) vs Ross Rhea(Team Gwad) Pretty sure it’s about to be 3-9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxtremeT13 Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 Wait wait. This again. Didn’t we learn after last time??? Hahaha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipper Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 Tucked away in the rolling hills located a few hours’ drive from downtown Montreal, an old pickup truck leisurely made its way up the winding dirt road to an abandoned mining quarry. The truck came to a stop outside of what looked like a storage warehouse for mining equipment. Two men exited the truck, revealing themselves to be none other than The Quarry’s head coach, Pikey Chav, and his son, Pikey Chav Jr. The two had just returned from a road trip South of the border to the Hard Knocks arena in New York, where Jr. had made his CFC debut only the night before and subsequently set an organizational record for groin strikes in a 15 minute period. Chav Sr. unlocked the door to the warehouse and opened it, unleashing a torrid pulsing of Eurotrash beats from within. Once inside, the two made their way to the back office, knocking as they entered. Rush Grayson, manager of The Quarry Fight Team was seen sitting behind a desk glaring at a computer screen, he silently looked up at the two as they entered. “Lettin ya know we’re back, sir, also Uncle Louie said ter give ya this ASAP.” Chav said as he pulled an envelope marked with the CFC logo from his coat pocket. Accepting the letter, Rush turned it over and his eyes widened when he saw a rather aggressive looking golden eagle sealing the back of it. “So we’re gonna hit the pubs,” Chav started. “Ya see, I managed to knick the wallet off this knob while he was massaging Paulo’s bawbag…” Rush nodded absentmindedly and waved him off. Once the two had left, Rush stood and opened a side door and descended a long flight of concrete steps down a makeshift tunnel. Once at the bottom the sounds of Eurotrash picked up again, and soon an underground training area opened up to find an extremely large man shadowboxing with 45lb plates. Upon seeing Rush, the man tossed the plates to the side and turned to face him, his face twisted in savage hunger, and his dark eyes gleaming eagerly. Rush opened the envelope and read the name on the enclosed page aloud. “Ross Rhea” he said, eyeing the behemoth intently. Randal Clappertron grinned fiendishly and howled with delight. The time had finally come to see the fruits of their labor… ”Clappertron Slap!” Clappertron cracks Rhea with an open hand slap.That has opened up Ross Rhea's cut even more. “Bit unusual but that slap sent blood spraying over the canvas so I don’t hate it.” Rush pondered aloud as his charge took the center of the cage. Rhea is still on wobbly legs! Can Clappertron finish him? Clappertron lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Randal Clappertron! “That’s more like it. Pikey, how efficient was Randal just now?” ”81.8%, sir.” Pikey replied, nodding. ”Not bad, and his opponent?” ”Ah, zero. Randal also had 100% takedown defense.” ”Excellent, more work to be done, but a fantastic start.” ”Yessir, we’ll adjust accordingly.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 2 hours ago, XxxtremeT13 said: Wait wait. This again. Didn’t we learn after last time??? Hahaha yeah but i need to remain positive.. its lonely in the winners circle atm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 1 hour ago, KingofConsent said: yeah but i need to remain positive.. its lonely in the winners circle atm. No idea what you're talking about. There are nine other people there! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 5 hours ago, KingofConsent said: Pretty sure it’s about to be 3-9 You know, for this to be true, your best friend Jake Wood has to win. I never knew you were that close! It's nice to see you rooting for him after all that back and forth. But if you delete your comment now, there's a chance he might not see it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 Nah he will win, just to spite me, the bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actionjackson Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 What? We are down 9-1? Beatdown 😒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 4 hours ago, actionjackson said: What? We are down 9-1? Beatdown 😒 Yeah you havnt fought yet though so there is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 Remember the time Team Gwad won a fight? Yeah, me neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbo Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 Alfred's Bunker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbo Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2285820/alfreds-bunker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 no chomo gear = cannot be penetrated by team gwad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted February 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 League of Madness Wek 6 Preview With just two weekends remaining in the opening round, Team Alfred takes a 11 to 1 lead with another decisive 2-0 sweep in Week 5. This week's matchups are Team Gwads last chance to take control of the mufucking hamma! as we head into week 7. Matchup Announcements Alfred: For the bantamweights this week its time to release the Mad Panda onto the MMA world. he will meet Team Gwads Zane Raven As Alfred looks at his Teams fighter Mad Panda, or was it Parmesan Cheese? who knows their f$$king identical. The crazy part is Mr. Panda didn't know what he was looking at either because he's cross-eyed AF! Meanwhile Zane Raven Holding his perfectly mint conditioned Canadian flag proud, heads up for the stare down. Both of these fighters are looking in great shape and ready for a war! Alfred: In the second Feature fight for week 6 we will see Ross Rhea for Team Gwad face off with Randal Clappertron. Clapperton an absolute giant of a man as he stands a full foot taller than his opponent Rhea. Rhea does not care much about his opponent's size at all though, as he sizes him up with a look of disgust on his face. Ross than tells Randal to bring his A game and takes a bite from his turkey leg. vs Mad Panda Zane Raven Fight Analysis One of Tokyo's most famous Families is represented here at this year's League of Madness, the family of Panda's themselves. Mad panda is what you would consider a midget Panda or little person panda if we must. Standing in at just under 5 feet, he is the shortest fighter in the competition. A brown belt in BJJ under the one and only Pika Choo, Mad Panda is truly a rare species. Zane "The Reaper" Raven of Ottawa is a proud member of the Mythic Co. and was born to Kill, plain and simple. Zane recently decided to focus 100% to the sport of MMA and with a UD victory over his brother Milo in his LOM tryout he is ready to roll. Zanes biggest asset is his wrestling where he was on a path to be a future Olympic hopeful for the Canadian Wrestling team. Zane will have definitive Height and reach advantage in this one. Which even on the ground will look very awkward. It's going to be like wrestling around with a little wad of meat, a meat Wad if you will. Just don't let That whittle panda get a hold of any limbs, and you will be just fine. vs Randal Clappertron Ross Rhea We will now go from the smallest participant at bantamweight to are tallest in "Rumble" Randal Clapperton from Knoxville, Tennessee. Clapperton a 7'4 giant has looked to have some very good training here at the CFC training Facilities, his Muay Thai in particular. Randal trains at The Quarry located in Montreal and looks to represent the team well. Rumble Randal aka Clappy is also a well-known ping pong prodigy, but he has decided to move on to new things and Knocking people out will do. Ross "The Boss' Rhea is mostly a Muay Thai practitioner himself but has a very well-balanced game. Which seems to bring a Mythically mythical approach to his fighting style. Ross is from St. Johns, Canada and like his Teammate Zane, he will look to make Canada proud as F$$K. Rhea has been known to have a pretty damn good chin around his local gym Dark Horse MMA. Ross Rhea is here to save the Day for Team Gwad but he really needs to rest a little bit, just slow down their big guy! Seriously though rest tomorrow bud. REST! two sessions! On paper this should be a standup battle as both fighters have a solid Muay Thai Base. With that said element of Suprise could be a factor in this matchup IMO. Will the Mythic boys be the saviors for there coach Gwad? Tune in for CFC 525 for Week 6 of The League of Madness 3 and find out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Columbo said: Alfred's Bunker This is top notch and 100% what happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbo Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Daudy said: This is top notch and 100% what happened. It's a genuine record of exactly what went down back in December of 2022. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Pretty sure its about to be 3-11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxtremeT13 Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 This. Should I... nahhhh I'll let you have your positive outlook for the week! haha 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 let the record reflect that Panda wasn't wearing his no chomo gear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Of course fucking Jake Wood won, I’m not sure if I’m fucking mad or happy someone finally won on my team. Can’t wait to knock him out in the grand final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticStryder Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 22 hours ago, Rambo said: let the record reflect that Panda wasn't wearing his no chomo gear He should fix that.... NO CHOMO gear now in stock in limited quantities if anyone needs more: https://www.mmatycoon.com/clothingpublic.php?cid=6792 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted February 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 League of Madness week 6 results Bantamweights Zane Raven(Team Gwad) def Mad Panda(Team Alfred) Submission(Armbar) Round 1 1:39 SuperHeavyweights Randal Clappertron(Team Alfred) def Ross Rhea(Team Gwad) KP(Punch) Round 1 1:25 Team Alfred wins week 6 by a verry barrow margin and will pick the final 4 matchups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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