Zello Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 https://mmatycoon.com/orgpublic.php?oid=6663 Bumfights come fight for a free 40oz. You degenerate bums! Open ID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon73 Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Zello said: https://mmatycoon.com/orgpublic.php?oid=6663 Bumfights come fight for a free 40oz. You degenerate bums! Open ID In would suggest against open ID there is no talent left. You are competing with 8 other orgs as well as 2 orgs with a 265+ open ID division. I would suggest ID or perhaps creation date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimalMMAPicks Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Sounds like Syn are shaking in their boots at the prospect of BUMFIGHTS swooping up all their roster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zello Posted September 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Icon73 said: In would suggest against open ID there is no talent left. You are competing with 8 other orgs as well as 2 orgs with a 265+ open ID division. I would suggest ID or perhaps creation date. Bumfights says we don't give a fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curix Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Ben "The Crack Lover" Nixon (378543) "Crack. Just gimme crack. I'll suck for crack!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zello Posted October 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Bumfights 1: Gimme some change Preview Alright you fuckin degenerates! It's time for Bumfights 1 live from the parking lot of the LA Micro Arena! Because we couldn't afford to actually rent the arena they let us use the parking lot for free. It's gonna smell like weed, alcohol, and shit. But we got some fights and paid a few strippers for entertainment too. Fat Joe vs Test Five First up we got a fuckin fatass in Fat Joe straight from the Bronx going up against the homeless bum Test Five. Fat Joe's just new off the street and Test Five has been around for a while. All we know about Fat Joe is that apparently he's got hands but that's it. Don't be fooled by Test Five though even though he's 39 years old and poppin Viagra he's got more experience and may teach Fat Joe a lesson about respecting your elders. Kong Cavalier vs Dwayne Johnson These two fuckers can't find employment so they make a living off of fighting other drunks outside the liquor store. No we didn't get the actual Dwayne the Rock Johnson this is Bootleg Dwayne Johnson there's a reason why we found him outside the liquor store. These two guys both are coming off of real bad beatings. You can only ask people for money for so long until they decide to beat the fuck outta you so you won't ask again. Cavalier got knocked the fuck out and Dwayne Johnson tapped out. Most of their wins have come by decision will this go the distance or will one of them get their first KO win? Andrew Knocker vs John Miles Andrew Knocker is 25 years old and has done nothing with his life. Tonight he fights for the first time against John Miles who has had a very unimpressive career so far with two losses and spends his days and nights outside the liquor store whistling at all the ladies that walk by. Someone will walk outta here with their first W and the other guy isn't gonna get his free 40oz or bus fare. Tycen Murphy vs Ben Nixon Ben Nixon is a crackhead. His life has gone very downhill to the point where he will do anything for crack even fight some bums. So that's what he's gonna do he's gonna fight Tycen Murphy. If he wins tonight he can finally pay for some crack to feed his addiction if he loses those demons are gonna keep him up all night and he's gonna find himself giving BJs behind the 7/11. Andrei Baltaretu vs Robert Heredia II These two motherfuckers hate each other. They got into it at the bar the other day and the cops had to be called in it was an ugly scene. Baltaretu knocked the fuck outta Heredia. They know each other now real well now. Is Baltaretu gonna beat Heredia's ass again or will Heredia get his revenge? Make sure to place your bets over at Bumfights bets!!!! https://mmatycoon.com/bookmakerpublic.php?bid=8576 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curix Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Ben "The Crack Lover" Nixon (378543) "Shit... Awesome feeling. I won, I have a bonus! I will buy some crack for myself. Maybe I will get the title shot soon. Would be fuckin' awesome." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zello Posted October 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Get Bumfights gear at DDD https://mmatycoon.com/clothingpublic.php?cid=5832 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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