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Kilo Maluga (27-7-0) looks forward to blitzing Gary Sparxx (25-5-1) this weekend.

Over 60+ fights between these two heavy hitters and only 2 of them have been to a decision. Sparxx won one decision, and went to a draw in another, otherwise these two fighters are known for their kill or be killed style.

Kilo plans to kill, then urinate a golden stream of glory on his fallen foe, because Kilo absolutely fucking hates rave music and grown men who claim to be DJ's. He also wants the record to reflect that he would kill John Wick with one swipe of his dong.

Get ready to spin a broken record @jsdaugh because your overrated bum of a fighter is getting dismantled.

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#1 P4P fighter Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga once again makes it look easy after separating his opponent's equilibrium with his trademark big right hand to earn his 28th career knockout and improve his overall record to 28-7. It's important to note that of those 7 losses, 5 were stopped due to a corrupt doctor, only 2 men were ever actually able to put away the Kiribati marauder without illegal medical intervention - those 2 fighters, worthy of mention, were Rick Piano and Conor The Barbarian - but Kilo fucked both them up, so they can get it too.

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Sparxx glances at the clock... BAM! Maluga nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Sparxx crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Sparxx is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga!

 

As you can see Kilo hit Gary so hard that it put him on the stanky leg, and down he went, night night Gary. By the time poor Gary came to he thought he was at a rave and the ref was his cellmate. This fight wasn't even close but John, Gary, and their camp were all class in defeat and took the thumping on the chin like true gentlemen and it was an exciting round of action, brought to you by one of the best camps in tycoon, and the very best camp in tycoon.

Yours truly,

The KO King

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