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Event: CCC 30 : Soares vs Jankovic     
Date:   May 19, 2024
#R1##CL2#
Paulson has closed the distance and engaged Oystenteller in a clinch.
Oystenteller wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Paulson has him pressed against the cage.
Paulson has Oystenteller pushed against the cage.
Paulson tries a knee to the head but Oystenteller blocks it.
Paulson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Oystenteller.
Paulson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Oystenteller blocks it with crossed arms.
Paulson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Oystenteller's face.
Paulson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Oystenteller backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Paulson tries a knee to the head but Oystenteller blocks it.
Oystenteller fails to pull the fight into his guard. #TD#
Oystenteller decides to pull guard.
Oystenteller looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Oystenteller working a defensive guard here.
Oystenteller seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#T1#
Oystenteller is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Paulson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SU2#
Oystenteller is working an open guard so Paulson takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Paulson misses with a wild combination.
Paulson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Oystenteller manages to avoid it.
Paulson punishes Oystenteller's body with a nice straight punch.
Paulson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Oystenteller has time to react.
Paulson misses with a body shot
and Oystenteller counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL2#
Paulson moves into the clinch.
Paulson misses with a knee strike. #T2#
Paulson landing knees to the head. #ROC2#Oystenteller is rocked!
Paulson leaning against his opponent.
Paulson misses with a knee to the head.
Oystenteller is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Paulson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Paulson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Oystenteller tries to circle away but Paulson has him pinned against the cage.
Paulson misses with a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oystenteller tries to pull guard but Paulson holds him up against the cage and eventually Oystenteller drops back down to his feet.
Paulson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Oystenteller.
Paulson tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #T3#
Paulson misses with a knee to the head.
Oystenteller blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Paulson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Oystenteller blocks it with crossed arms.
Paulson looking to throw knees to the head but Oystenteller is blocking nicely.
Oystenteller drops down looking for an ankle pick but Paulson pulls his leg out and moves away.
Paulson cracks Oystenteller with an open hand slap.
Oystenteller throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Paulson tries to clinch but Oystenteller moves out of range.
Oystenteller was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've been informed that Paulson has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Jake Paulson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Paulson moves in looking to clinch but Oystenteller pushes him off.
Paulson tests Oystenteller's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T4#
Oystenteller defending well as Paulson loads up on a big left hand.
It looked like Oystenteller was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Paulson lands a lovely overhand right.
Jake Paulson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oystenteller waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Paulson.
Paulson tries to clinch but Oystenteller moves away #TD#
and Oystenteller counters with a shoot takedown. Paulson fights it but they end up in guard.

Paulson manages to escape and get back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Paulson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Oystenteller moves away.
Paulson leaves Oystenteller with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Paulson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Oystenteller.
Paulson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Oystenteller.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Paulson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Paulson stuns Oystenteller with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Oystenteller throws a hook to the side of Paulson's head but Paulson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#CL2#
Paulson closes the distance and clinches.#TD#
Oystenteller successfully pulls guard.
Oystenteller is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Paulson keeping hold of Oystenteller's head, controlling as best he can.
Paulson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller wants to pass the guard but Paulson is defending well.
Nice strikes from Oystenteller there. #T1#
Paulson is trying to stand up here but Oystenteller is controlling him well.
Oystenteller tries to pass the half guard into mount. Paulson knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Paulson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Oystenteller is trying to control the action in half guard but Paulson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Paulson is looking to improve his position.
Paulson trying to control here.
Paulson is refusing to be controlled, as Oystenteller sits in half guard. #SUB#
Oystenteller is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Paulson defends it well.
Paulson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Paulson has hold of Oystenteller's hands but Oystenteller slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Paulson is positioning himself well to prevent Oystenteller advancing to mount.
Paulson is refusing to be controlled, as Oystenteller sits in half guard. #SUB#
Oystenteller is trying to work for a kimura but Paulson is defending well.
Paulson is trying to stand. #T3#
Oystenteller wants to free his trapped foot but Paulson is holding on for dear life with his legs. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Paulson looks to score with a jab to the body but Oystenteller is just out of range.#CL2#
Paulson clinches with his opponent.
Paulson tries to land a knee to the head but Oystenteller blocks with his arms.
Paulson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Oystenteller fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Knees to the body from Paulson.
Paulson tries to land a knee to the head but Oystenteller blocks with his arms.
Oystenteller can't get the takedown.
Paulson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Paulson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Paulson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Oystenteller up against the cage.#T4#
Paulson lands a nice knee to the body.
Oystenteller takes a knee right on the jaw!
Paulson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Paulson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Oystentellers head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oystenteller lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Paulson or not.
Oystenteller tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Paulson just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Paulson misses with a knee strike.
Paulson blocks a body shot from Oystenteller.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Oystenteller fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Paulson tries to land a knee to the head but Oystenteller blocks with his arms.
Paulson throws a knee to the head but misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Paulson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
The fight stays on the outside here - Paulson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oystenteller changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Paulson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Paulson moves out of range of the strikes.
Oystenteller misses the shot to the body. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! Paulson has knocked Oystenteller down with a huge combo! Paulson steps away and waves a wobbly Oystenteller back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Oh Oystenteller is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Paulson takes a swing at Oystenteller's ribcage but misses.
Paulson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Oystenteller.
Despite the aggression on Paulson's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Paulson tries to clinch there but Oystenteller circles away.
Oystenteller seems to have got his legs back now.
Oystenteller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T1#
Paulson misses with a body shot
and Oystenteller counters with a nice low kick that buckles Paulson's knee momentarily.
Paulson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Paulson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Paulson tries to clinch but Oystenteller is having none of it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Paulson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oystenteller throws a leg kick
and Paulson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Oystenteller fails with the takedown.
Oystenteller avoids the body shot from Paulson. #T2#
Some wild striking there from Paulson.
Oystenteller appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Oystenteller misses with a wild body shot.
Paulson tries to clinch but Oystenteller moves out of range.
Paulson is looking to clinch.
Paulson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Oystenteller shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Paulson defends it nicely.#CL2#
Oystenteller tries to keep at a distance but Paulson has taken the fight into the clinch.#T3#
Paulson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jake Paulson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Oystenteller has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Paulson avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Paulson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Oystenteller blocking some punches.
Paulson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Oystenteller has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Oystenteller stalls.
Paulson has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Paulson tries a knee to the head but Oystenteller blocks it. #T4#
Paulson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Paulson landing knees to the head.
Oystenteller is trying to pull guard but Paulson has him pressed against the cage.
Darstknasset Oystenteller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Paulson misses with a punch on the inside.
Oystenteller is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Paulson to keep the fight standing.
Oystenteller tries to pull guard but Paulson won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Oystenteller has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Paulson avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Paulson landing knees to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jake Paulson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Paulson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake Paulson!

Jake Paulson gave a mention to Un-Kaged Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
Darstknasset Oystenteller spoke after the fight, saying 'No worries! The Athletic Commission has just announced my opponent tested positive for illegal steroids again, so this fight has been declared a No-Contest. Thank you to those of us who continue to fight clean!'.

 

Event: RSE 70:     
Date:   Apr 20, 2024
#R1#
Oystenteller scores with a jab to the body.
Oystenteller shoots in but Halvorsen avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Oystenteller misses the body punch
and Halvorsen counters with a slapping leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Oystenteller.
Halvorsen with a nice calf kick.
Oystenteller throws a nice inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Oystenteller.
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Halvorsen as he jumps to the side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Oystenteller.
An inside leg kick lands from Halvorsen. #T1#
Halvorsen missing with a left hand there. Oystenteller was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oystenteller shoots in looking for a takedown but Halvorsen manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Oystenteller's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Adrian Halvorsen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Darstknasset Oystenteller.
Halvorsen throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Oystenteller counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Halvorsen is trying to maintain the position but Oystenteller is very close to passing his half guard.
Oystenteller missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Oystenteller tries to pass the half guard into mount. Halvorsen knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Halvorsen is holding on to half guard well.
Halvorsen has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Oystenteller is working away from the top position though.#T2#
Oystenteller looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Oystenteller thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Halvorsen's head.
Halvorsen gets back to full guard.
Oystenteller tries to free his leg and advance position but Halvorsen is retaining full guard.
Oystenteller trying to control the position from guard on top but Halvorsen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Halvorsen wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #T3#
Oystenteller throws an elbow that misses. Halvorsen uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Oystenteller's guard. Nice move by Halvorsen!#REVR#
Oystenteller looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Halvorsen slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #SUB2#
Oystenteller looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB2#
Oystenteller is looking for a triangle but Halvorsen pushes his legs off easily.
Halvorsen will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Oystenteller is looking to sweep but instead, Halvorsen has passed into half guard. #T4#
Halvorsen performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Oystenteller is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Halvorsen's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Halvorsen's back!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Halvorsen trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Oystenteller connects with a big shot to the side of Halvorsen's head.
Oystenteller not allowing Halvorsen to control his hands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Darstknasset Oystenteller dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Halvorsen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Halvorsen scores with a hook.
Halvorsen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Halvorsen lands a leg kick that knocks Oystenteller off balance momentarily.
Halvorsen's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Oystenteller connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Halvorsen scrambles back to his feet.
Jab from Halvorsen.
Halvorsen swings widly with a right hand
and Oystenteller counters with a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller thuds his right hand into Halvorsen's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Oystenteller throws a right and a left that both miss.
Oystenteller lands a really nice looking cross but Halvorsen seems unphased. #T1#
Halvorsen is looking to chop away at Oystenteller's legs.
Adrian Halvorsen is winning the standup battle so far.
Halvorsen jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Halvorsen misses with an uppercut
and Halvorsen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Halvorsen swings for the body but Oystenteller moves out of range.
Oystenteller throws a body kick that misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Halvorsen.
Halvorsen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Halvorsen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Halvorsen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
An inside leg kick lands from Halvorsen. #T2##CL2#
Oystenteller forces Halvorsen back against the cage and clinches.
Oystenteller tries for a takedown. No joy.
Halvorsen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Halvorsen tries to throw a body punch but Oystenteller avoids it by throwing Halvorsen back against the cage.
A hook to the body from Halvorsen.
Halvorsen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC#
Halvorsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Halvorsen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Oystenteller is defended easily by Halvorsen.
Halvorsen misses the shot to the body.
Oystenteller feints a counter leg kick.
Halvorsen throws a right hand that misses #TD2#
and Oystenteller counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Oystenteller. #T3#
Oystenteller trying to control but Halvorsen is working from the bottom.
Halvorsen has control of Oystenteller's left arm, preventing Oystenteller from doing any damage.
Oystenteller trying to control but Halvorsen is working from the bottom.
Halvorsen controls Oystenteller momentarily but Oystenteller frees himself. #SUB#
Halvorsen has his foot on Oystenteller's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Oystenteller works his way back into a safe position though.
Oystenteller looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Halvorsen is trying to control the position from the bottom. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Oystenteller pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Halvorsen is keeping the position for now. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Oystenteller getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Halvorsen takes one to the chin there.
Halvorsen misses with a body kick.
Halvorsen misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Adrian Halvorsen will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Oystenteller throws a body punch but Halvorsen moves out of range.
Oystenteller looks to score with a jab to the body but Halvorsen is just out of range.
Halvorsen half committed to a counter leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Halvorsen.
Oystenteller darts in trying to clinch
and Halvorsen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oystenteller tries to clinch there but Halvorsen circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Halvorsen moves away from the strike by Oystenteller.
Oystenteller scores with the left hand. Halvorsen knows he should have avoided that one.
Halvorsen throws a poor cross that misses #TD2#
and Oystenteller counters with a shoot takedown. Halvorsen fights it but they end up in guard. #T1#
Oystenteller being controlled here momentarily.
Oystenteller stands and throws Halvorsen's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Halvorsen is not content to let Oystenteller control the position.
Halvorsen is looking for a sweep.
Oystenteller has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Oystenteller wants to lay and pray for a moment but Halvorsen keeps working.
Halvorsen is looking to regain half guard here but Oystenteller keeps moving and retains side control. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Oystenteller is looking to take a break and control but Halvorsen is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Halvorsen is looking to regain half guard here but Oystenteller keeps moving and retains side control.
Halvorsen manages to work his way to half guard, despite Oystenteller's best efforts.
Oystenteller trying to advance position but Halvorsen counters by regaining guard.
Oystenteller wants to control from the top but Halvorsen keeps moving. #T3##SUB#
Halvorsen escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Oystenteller gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Oystenteller stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Halvorsen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Halvorsen is adopting a defensive guard.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Halvorsen throws an overhand right that lands on Oystenteller's shoulder, as Oystenteller tries to avoid the shot.
Halvorsen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#TD2#
Oystenteller decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Halvorsen wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Oystenteller takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Halvorsen is doing well to control the position and prevent Oystenteller from advancing to side control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Halvorsen is looking to control Oystenteller's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Halvorsen avoid being mounted?

And that's the end of the fight!
Darstknasset Oystenteller comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Oystenteller has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 28:30
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Darstknasset Oystenteller!

A very excited looking Darstknasset Oystenteller made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: RSE 61: Hopeless     
Date:   Mar 20, 2024
#R1#
Oystenteller throws a right hand that misses
and Jackson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oystenteller displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jackson throws out the jab.
Oystenteller's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jackson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Oystenteller scrambles back to his feet.
Jackson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Oystenteller ducks under a wild hook from Jackson.
Jackson misses with a straight right.
Jab by Jackson.#TD#
Oystenteller shoots in and gets a takedown into Jackson's guard.
Jackson wants to get back to his feet but Oystenteller is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Oystenteller wants to control from the top but Jackson keeps moving.
Oystenteller stops Jackson from standing up. #T1#
Oystenteller stopping the sweep attempt from Jackson.
Jackson wants to stand but Oystenteller is controlling the position.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Jackson is pulling down on Oystenteller's head to control his posture. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Oystenteller uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jackson.
Jackson misses with the combination.
Jackson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jackson loads up on a big right hand but Oystenteller slips the punch.
Jackson digs a good hook to Oystenteller's body. #T2#
A slow jab from Jackson misses its intended target.
Luke Jackson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jackson throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Oystenteller counter with a right hand. #TD#
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Oystenteller was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Jackson tries to bench press Oystenteller off him but Oystenteller keeps the position.
Jackson is pushing Oystenteller's head away, looking to escape. Oystenteller manages to hold on to the position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Oystenteller is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Jackson tries to improve position but can't.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Oystenteller is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Jackson has escaped the position, nice work there. #T3#
Jackson parries the strikes from Oystenteller easily there. Oystenteller is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Jackson to escape.
Jackson pushes Oystenteller away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Oystenteller gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Jackson is looking to regain half guard here but Oystenteller keeps moving and retains side control.
Jackson struggling a bit here.
Jackson is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Oystenteller sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Jackson is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Jackson struggling a bit here.
Oystenteller creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.#T4#
Jackson is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Oystenteller is controlling him well.
Oystenteller lands a decent elbow from side control.
Oystenteller cracks Jackson with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Oystenteller working the ground and pound from side control.
Oystenteller is working Jackson over with some ground and pound from side control.
Check out the look on Oystenteller's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Jackson felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
You can see the frustration on Jackson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Jackson is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Oystenteller asserts his dominance and retains side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Darstknasset Oystenteller will probably get the nod.
That's time! Oystenteller's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Jackson misses with a looping left.
Jackson misses with an uppercut.
Oystenteller tries to counter with a takedown but Jackson is quick to defend against it.
Jackson throws the left hand but Oystenteller avoids the punch easily.#CL#
Oystenteller moves into the clinch.
Jackson is trying to push Oystenteller away but Oystenteller has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jackson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oystenteller is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Jackson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jackson is trying to force a seperation but Oystenteller has the dominant position.
Jackson tries to break the clinch but Oystenteller is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller tries to pull guard but Jackson won't allow it. #BC2#
Jackson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jackson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Oystenteller doesn't seem bothered though.
Oystenteller misses with a series of wild punches. #T1#
Jackson scores with a decent looking hook.
Jackson might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Oystenteller chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Oystenteller dodges the punch combination from Jackson. #TD#
Oystenteller closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Jackson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jackson is looking to improve his position.
Jackson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #T2#
Jackson pushes Oystenteller off looking to stand but Oystenteller dives back in and keeps control.
Jackson tries to kick Oystenteller off in order to stand up. Oystenteller Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Jackson bucks up and tries to throw Oystenteller off but instead Oystenteller has got his back!
Jackson trying to get back to his feet but Oystenteller is in full control for now.
Darstknasset Oystenteller overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Oystenteller slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Oystenteller has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jackson has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Oystenteller.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jackson trying to get back to his feet but Oystenteller is in full control for now. #SUB#
Oystenteller working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet. #SUB#
Oystenteller is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Jackson is defending well though. Oystenteller let's go of the attempt for now.#T3##ES2#
Jackson is looking to stand back up. He's having to work hard to escape but eventually he manages it.
Oystenteller uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jackson.
An attempted straight right counter from Oystenteller misses the target.
Jackson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Oystenteller counters with an outside leg kick.
Jackson looks to land a left hand but Oystenteller moved out of range nicely.
Oystenteller feinted with a counter takedown.
Luke Jackson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Jackson napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Jackson is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Oystenteller has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Oystenteller working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Jackson is trying to control Oystenteller's posture but Oystenteller avoids it.
Jackson manages to work his way to half guard, despite Oystenteller's best efforts.#T4#
Oystenteller lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Oystenteller is looking to advance position but Jackson won't allow it.
Oystenteller missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackson is refusing to be controlled, as Oystenteller sits in half guard. #SUB#
Oystenteller is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Jackson sees it coming and defends easily.#ES2#
Jackson manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Oystenteller keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Oystenteller jumps guard but Jackson stands there with Oystenteller around his waist. Oystenteller gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Luke Jackson will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3#
Jackson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jackson throws a poor cross that misses
and Oystenteller makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Oystenteller slips a straight right by Jackson.
Oystenteller half committed to a counter leg kick.
Oystenteller uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jackson.
Jackson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Oystenteller can pounce on him. #TD#
Oystenteller shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Jackson manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Jackson pulls Oystenteller in close to prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackson controls Oystenteller momentarily but Oystenteller frees himself.
Jackson wants to get back to his feet but Oystenteller is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T1#
Oystenteller trying to control but Jackson is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Oystenteller tries to free his leg and advance position but Jackson is retaining full guard.
Jackson keeping moving, preventing Oystenteller from controlling successfully.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Oystenteller throws a strike but Jackson rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Oystenteller is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Oystenteller seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Oystenteller is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Jackson wants to stand but Oystenteller has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Jackson preventing the sweep. #SU2#
Oystenteller is working an open guard so Jackson takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Jackson looks to score with a jab to the body but Oystenteller is just out of range.
Jackson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Oystenteller counters with a straight right hand.
Oystenteller takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Luke Jackson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jackson misses with an uppercut. Oystenteller saw that one coming.
Jackson lands a head shot.
Oystenteller pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T3#
Oystenteller moves out of range as Jackson strikes.
Jackson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Oystenteller. #CL#
Oystenteller pushes Jackson up against the cage in a clinch.
Oystenteller drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #BC2#
Jackson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jackson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oystenteller appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Jackson throws a hook but Oystenteller blocks it.
Jackson cracks Oystenteller with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#T4#
Oystenteller slips under a jab from Jackson.
Oystenteller swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Oystenteller fails with the takedown.
Jab, jab by Jackson - just one landing.
Oystenteller throws out a loose jab but Jackson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oystenteller slips a jab from Jackson.
Oystenteller fails with the takedown
and Jackson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jackson with a hook.
Oystenteller misses with a hook
and Jackson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jackson misses with a body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Luke Jackson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jackson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Luke Jackson!

An out of breath Luke Jackson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Darstknasset Oystenteller had this to say: 'No worries! The Athletic Commission has just announced my opponent tested positive for illegal steroids again, so this fight has been declared a No-Contest. Thank you to those of us who continue to fight clean!'.

 

Event: MILF 14     
Date:   Feb 14, 2024
#R1#
Fisherman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fisherman misses with a hook.
Pogie is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Fisherman swinging wildly here.
Fisherman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#TD2#
Pogie throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fisherman was covering up waiting for the punch and Pogie finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Pogie wants to pass the guard but Fisherman is keeping the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pogie advances position into side control!
Pogie cracks Fisherman with a big right hand but Fisherman just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go. #T1#
Pogie content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Fisherman is trying to control Pogie's posture but Pogie avoids it. #SUB2#
Pogie in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Fisherman is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). George Pogie!

 

Event: RSE 48: Vengeance     
Date:   Feb 11, 2024
#R1#
Mfer scores with a punch to the head.
Mfer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Oystenteller looks for a takedown but Mfer sprawls well.
Mfer misses the shot to the body.
Oystenteller gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mfer.
Oystenteller avoids the body shot from Mfer.
Oystenteller looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.#TD#
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Mfer napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Oystenteller throws a strike aimed at the side of Mfer's head but Mfer avoids it well.
Mfer manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Oystenteller throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Oystenteller sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mfer defending well though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mfer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Oystenteller not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Oystenteller sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mfer defending well though. #T1##SUB#
Oystenteller is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Mfer has managed to free his arm - good work.
Mfer controlling the position for now.
Mfer is staying active underneath Oystenteller, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Mfer is positioning himself well to prevent Oystenteller advancing to mount.
Oystenteller is looking to advance position but Mfer won't allow it.
Mfer preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mfer tries to roll over but Oystenteller keeps him under control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Oystenteller is trying to control. Mfer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
Oystenteller is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mfer defends it well.
Mfer is staying active underneath Oystenteller, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Oystenteller fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mfer checks it well.
A jab lands there for Mfer.
Mfer throws a looping overhand right but Oystenteller ducks down to avoid it. #TD#
Mfer gets caught napping as Oystenteller dives in and scores a takedown. Mfer manages to retain guard.#T3#
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Mfer holds on and takes a little breather.
Oystenteller pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mfer is keeping the position for now.
Mfer wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Oystenteller manages to pass to side control.
Oystenteller scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mfer trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Oystenteller manages to pass to mount!
Mfer is desperately trying to improve his position but Oystenteller has a good base and remains in mount.
Mfer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Oystenteller wants to control the pace but Mfer is squirming around nicely.
Mfer manages to regain half guard. Good work. #T4#
Mfer trying to hold on to Oystenteller's head to control him but Oystenteller postures up.
Mfer is looking to improve his position.
Oystenteller not doing much here.
Mfer wants to improve his position but Oystenteller is controlling well.
Mfer wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Darstknasset Oystenteller will probably get the nod.
That's time! Oystenteller's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Oystenteller lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mfer's sensitive parts.
Mfer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oystenteller is looking to score with low kicks.
Mfer throws a right hand that misses
and Oystenteller counters with a thumping low kick.
Oystenteller will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
No luck for Oystenteller with that takedown attempt.
Mfer lands a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mfer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Oystenteller.
The fighters circling - Mfer throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T1#
Mfer misses with an uppercut.
Oystenteller half committed to a counter leg kick.
Oystenteller tries to move into range but Mfer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mfer misses with a hook. Oystenteller ducked under it nicely.
Mfer throws a hook but Oystenteller blocks it.
Mfer throws a good cross that connects.
Mfer looks to score with a jab to the body but Oystenteller is just out of range.
Mfer misses with a shot to the body
and Oystenteller counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A jab from Mfer finds it's way through Oystenteller's defenses.
Mfer checks a leg kick.
Huntti Mfer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oystenteller fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mfer manages to avoid it.#TD#
Mfer gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Oystenteller to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Mfer kicks Oystenteller off and gets to his feet. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mfer with a jab.
Mfer misses with a looping right.
Mfer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A counter left hand to the body from Oystenteller misses its target.
Mfer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mfer avoids the body shot from Oystenteller.
Oystenteller takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A jab lands there for Mfer.
Oystenteller throws a leg kick that is checked
and Mfer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Huntti Mfer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oystenteller ducks under a wild hook from Mfer.
Oystenteller was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Oystenteller slips a jab and a cross from Mfer.
Mfer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mfer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Oystenteller counters with a leg kick. #T3#
Oystenteller takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mfer throws a hook but Oystenteller avoids it easily.
Mfer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mfer with a nice cross.#ROC2#Oystenteller is rocked!
Mfer cracks Oystenteller with a right hand to the side of the head.
Oh Oystenteller is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mfer connects with the punch.
Oystenteller misses with a body kick.
Oystenteller tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Mfer swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice cross by Mfer.
Mfer loads up on a big right hand but Oystenteller slips the punch.
Mfer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
BOOM! Mfer lands a beautiful left hook that drops Oystenteller. Oystenteller tries to recover but Mfer is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Oystenteller lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Huntti Mfer!
Huntti Mfer took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
Darstknasset Oystenteller was interviewed post fight and said 'No worries! The Athletic Commission has just announced my opponent tested positive for illegal steroids again, so this fight has been declared a No-Contest. Thank you to those of us who continue to fight clean!'.

 

Event: MILF 6     
Date:   Jan 28, 2024
#R1#
Pogie shoots in looking for a takedown but Brogan manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pogie's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Pogie's coach down at Cozad The Island was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Pogie's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.#TD2#
Pogie drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Brogan is trying to control Pogie's posture but Pogie avoids it.
Pogie trying to control the position but Brogan is working away.
Pogie looks up at the clock and then as Brogan takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Pogie smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude! #CUT2#It looks like Michael Brogan has been cut.
Pogie advances to mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pogie dominating with strikes here.
Pogie lands a big shot there that rocks Brogan but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Pogie pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.#CUT2#Michael Brogan's cut is getting worse.#T1#
Pogie lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent. #CUT2#Michael Brogan's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Brogan is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Brogan is bucking up trying to escape but Pogie cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#CUT2#Jeez, Michael Brogan's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Michael Brogan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). George Pogie!

 

Event: RSE 38: Mother North     
Date:   Jan 10, 2024
#R1#
Oystenteller takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Palhares connects with a solid leg kick.
Oystenteller throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Palhares swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Palhares tries to work over Oystenteller's front leg with a kick but Oystenteller checks it.
A bone on bone clash there as Palhares blocks the leg kick.
Oystenteller misses with the body kick#TD2#
and Palhares counters with a shoot takedown. Oystenteller fights it but they end up in guard.
Oystenteller trying to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Palhares wants to pass the guard but Oystenteller is keeping the position.
Oystenteller working a defensive guard here.
Oystenteller wants to sweep here but Palhares controlling him for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Palhares passes Oystenteller's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Palhares with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T1#
Palhares trying to mount his opponent but Oystenteller defends it.
Oystenteller wants to improve his position but Palhares is controlling well.
Palhares looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Oystenteller trying to control but Palhares postures up.
Palhares controlling the action here.
Oystenteller wants to improve his position but Palhares is controlling well. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Oystenteller looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Palhares not doing much here.
Oystenteller wants to improve his position but Palhares is controlling well.
Oystenteller definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Palhares is trying to control the action in half guard but Oystenteller is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T3#
Palhares missing with a left hand there. Oystenteller was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Palhares tries a head kick but it misses.
Oystenteller tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Palhares misses with a head kick.
Oystenteller slips under a jab.
Palhares throws a body punch but Oystenteller moves out of range.
Palhares throws a hook to the side of Oystenteller's head but Oystenteller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Oystenteller fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Palhares.
Oystenteller throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Oystenteller misses with a leg kick
and Palhares counters with a nice uppercut.
Oystenteller checks a low kick from Palhares.
Palhares throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Oystenteller throws a poor cross that misses
and Palhares counters with a thumping low kick.
Palhares throws the left hand but Oystenteller avoids the punch easily.
Palhares keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Horrible takedown attempt by Oystenteller or perhaps it was just good defense by Palhares, which made it look bad.
Luis Palhares is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T4#
A solid body kick from Palhares.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oystenteller looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Palhares! But no joy.
Oystenteller feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Palharess jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Oystenteller takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Oystenteller throws a push kick but Palhares slaps the foot to one side.
Palhares throws a series of punches but Oystenteller avoids them all with ease.
Oystenteller looks to land a body kick but Palhares moved away.
Oystenteller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Palhares.
Oystenteller scores with a crisp jab that stopped Palhares in his tracks.
Palhares misses with an uppercut. #TD#
Oystenteller shoots in and bounces Palhares off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Palhares is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Luis Palhares dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Oystenteller throws a looping overhand right but Palhares ducks down to avoid it.
Palhares misses with the combination.
Palhares has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Oystenteller waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Palhares.
Oystenteller throws a solid leg kick but Palhares takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Oystenteller.
A combination from Palhares does no damage.
Palhares misses with a series of wild punches.
A lazy body kick from Palhares #TD#
and Oystenteller counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Oystenteller sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Palhares defending well though.
Palhares wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller works his foot free and advances to mount.
Palhares wants to control but Oystenteller is having none of it.#T1#
Palhares holds on for dear life, controlling Oystenteller's posture momentarily.
Palhares is looking to get to half guard.
Oystenteller landing punches.
Oystenteller lands a nice shot to the head.
Palhares takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Palhares tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Palhares avoids a series of strikes thrown by Oystenteller.
Palhares wants to hold on but Oystenteller pushes him away.#T2#
Palhares is in all sorts of trouble here.
Oystenteller trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Palhares is desperately trying to improve his position but Oystenteller has a good base and remains in mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Oystenteller tries to control but Palhares wriggling away.
Palhares tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Darstknasset Oystenteller overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Oystenteller scores with a couple of good head shots there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Palhares in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
A nice elbow there by Oystenteller.
Oystenteller avoids the attempt from Palhares to control.
Palhares is desperately trying to get back to half guard. #T3#
Oystenteller content just to control the position here.
Palhares gets back to half guard.
Palhares gets full guard.
Palhares is trying to keep Oystenteller in close.
Palhares trying to control the position here.
Oystenteller pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Palhares is keeping the position for now.
Palhares tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Oystenteller trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Palhares manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVB#
Palhares looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Palhares wants to pass the guard but Oystenteller is keeping the position.
Oystenteller working a defensive guard here.
Palhares pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Oystenteller is keeping the position for now.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Darstknasset Oystenteller dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R3##TD#
Oystenteller gets a takedown into half guard.
Oystenteller looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Palhares with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Palhares wants to get back to full guard.
Palhares trying to control here.
Oystenteller is trying to control. Palhares wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Palhares is looking to control Oystenteller's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Palhares avoid being mounted?#SUB#
Oystenteller is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Palhares has managed to free his arm - good work.
Oystenteller drops an elbow to the side of Palhares's head. #T1#
Palhares is concentrating on defense, preventing Oystenteller from advancing position.
Oystenteller is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Palhares keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Oystenteller wants to pass to mount but Palhares is defending the position.
Palhares wants to improve his position but Oystenteller is controlling well.
Oystenteller not landing any meaningful shots this time. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Palhares is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Palhares manages to get to full guard. #SUB2#
Palhares is looking for a triangle but Oystenteller pushes his legs off easily.
Oystenteller might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Palhares is on top in guard. #REVB#
Palhares trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Palhares trying to move into half guard but instead Oystenteller has managed to sweep!#REVR##T3#
Palhares looking to hit a scissor sweep but Oystenteller is one step ahead there.
Palhares keeping full guard, as Oystenteller tries to pass.
Palhares is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Oystenteller throws an elbow that misses. Palhares uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Oystenteller's guard. Nice move by Palhares!#REVB#
Oystenteller tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Oystenteller wants to hit a sweep here but Palhares passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Oystenteller there!
Palhares can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Oystenteller is looking to escape. #T4#
Oystenteller sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Palhares looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Palhares is continuing to stall.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Oystenteller moves into full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Darstknasset Oystenteller did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R4#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Palhares.
Palhares tries to move into range but Oystenteller moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Palhares displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Oystenteller throws out the jab.
Palhares misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Palhares slips under a jab.
Palhares feints and then cracks Oystenteller's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Oystenteller down.
Oystenteller slips a jab from Palhares.
Palhares blocks a leg kick.
Oystenteller looks to score with a jab to the body but Palhares is just out of range.#TD#
Oystenteller looking to score a takedown here. Palhares is defending well but Oystenteller drives through and ends up in Palhares's guard.
Palhares manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Oystenteller manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Palhares content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Palhares stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Oystenteller swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T1#
Palhares trying to control but Oystenteller is working from the bottom. #SU2#
Palhares gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Oystenteller connects with a solid leg kick.
A cross from Palhares lands.
Oystenteller takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Oystenteller slips under a jab from Palhares.
Palhares fakes the leg kick and cracks Oystenteller in the body.
Palhares listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#ROC2#Oystenteller is rocked!#TD#
Oystenteller bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Oh Oystenteller is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Oystenteller working away.
Oystenteller seems to have got his legs back now.#T2#
Oystenteller tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Palhares tries to bench press Oystenteller off him but Oystenteller keeps the position.
Oystenteller throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Palhares is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Oystenteller passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Palhares!
Palhares tries to hold on but Oystenteller postures up.
Oystenteller lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent. #T3##SUB#
Oystenteller is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Palhares has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Palhares!
Palhares wants to pass the guard but Oystenteller is keeping the position.
Oystenteller being controlled here, momentarily.
Palhares throwing strikes but missing. #SUB#
Oystenteller is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Oystenteller wants to sweep but no luck. #T4#
Palhares trying to control the position from guard on top but Oystenteller is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Palhares throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Oystenteller keeping moving, preventing Palhares from controlling successfully.
Oystenteller is looking to sweep but instead, Palhares has passed into half guard.
Palhares is taking a breather. Oystenteller says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Oystenteller wants to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Luis Palhares will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R5#
Oystenteller throws a leg kick but Palhares sees it coming and moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Oystenteller.
Oystenteller throws out a leg kick but Palhares moves out of range and Oystenteller only half commits.
Palhares misses the shot to the body.
Oystenteller darts in looking for a takedown but Palhares gets double underhooks and turns Oystenteller into the cage.
Palhares wants to counter with a clinch but Oystenteller pushes him away.
Palhares lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oystenteller avoids a wild elbow strike from Palhares.#BC2#
Palhares breaks the clinch.
Palhares with a jab.
Palhares fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Luis Palhares seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller ducks right into an uppercut from Palhares.
Oystenteller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Oystenteller half committed to a counter leg kick.
Palhares throws a sloppy head kick and Oystenteller moves out of range easily. #KD2#
Palhares lands a left and a right that send Oystenteller crashing to the mat, dazed. Palhares thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice takedown defense from Palhares. No joy for Oystenteller on that attempt. #T1#
Palhares throws out a loose jab but Oystenteller uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oystenteller feinted there with a counter leg kick.
A jab from Palhares misses.
Palhares rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #TD#
and Oystenteller counters with a shoot takedown. Palhares fights it but they end up in guard.
Oystenteller throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Palhares works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Palhares lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Palhares passes Oystenteller's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Oystenteller wants to get back to full guard.
Oystenteller manages to get to full guard.
Palhares controls from within his opponent's guard. #T2##SUB#
Oystenteller throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Oystenteller looking to hit a scissor sweep but Palhares is one step ahead there.
Palhares pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Oystenteller is keeping the position for now. #T3#
Palhares stays in close to Oystenteller's body and controls the position.
Palhares tries to free his leg and advance position but Oystenteller is retaining full guard.
Palhares trying to control the position from guard on top but Oystenteller is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Oystenteller working a defensive guard but Palhares passes into half guard.
Oystenteller wants to control but Palhares is keeping busy.
Palhares is stalling here. Oystenteller is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Palhares seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Oystenteller has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Palhares felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#T4#
You can see the frustration on Palhares's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SUB#
Oystenteller wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Palhares, who protects the arm well.
Palhares tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Oystenteller wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Palhares keeps trying to improve his position.
Palhares sneaks back into half guard.
Oystenteller not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
Luis Palhares comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Palhares has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 47:48
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 48:47
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Luis Palhares!
Luis Palhares retains his lightweight title!
Luis Palhares gave a mention to Silverguard Outfitters 🛡 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
The defeated Darstknasset Oystenteller had this to say: 'No worries! The Athletic Commission has just announced my opponent tested positive for illegal steroids again, so this fight has been declared a No-Contest. Thank you to those of us who continue to fight clean!'.

 

Event: MILF Prospects 1     
Date:   Jan 08, 2024
#R1#
A big left from Pogie misses.
Pogie swinging wildly here. #CL2#
Mills has closed the distance and engaged Pogie in a clinch.
Mills is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Pogie looking for a takedown.
Pogie is trying to force a seperation but Mills has the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mills throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pogies head.
Mills throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mills should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#BC2#
Mills breaks from the clinch.
Mills keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T1#
Pogie is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A shot to the liver by Mills. Beautiful body shot.
Mills throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pogie is looking to counter punch.
Pogie takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Mills misses with a leg kick. #KD2#
Mills cracks Pogie with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Pogie looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Mills finish him? #ROC2#Pogie is rocked!
Pogie is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mills doesn't manage to clinch there - Pogie circles away. #KD2#
Mills lands a big right hand that sends Pogie crashing to the mat! Mills stays standing though and waves Pogie back to his feet!
Oh Pogie is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mills Throws a clean left jab. Mills Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Pogie's chin! Pogie crumbles to the ground and Mills follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Mills!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jumbo Mills!

 

Event: RSE 32: Skeletal Remains     
Date:   Dec 20, 2023
#R1#
Nerdspoof The 3rd connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Oystenteller shoots in but Nerdspoof The 3rd avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking to counter punch.
Oystenteller shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands with a good body shot.
Oystenteller tries to clinch but Nerdspoof The 3rd is having none of it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nerdspoof The 3rd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands with an uppercut that bounces Oystenteller off the cage and back into range.#TD2#
Oystenteller shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Nerdspoof The 3rd's guard.
Nerdspoof The 3rd pulls Oystenteller in close to his closed guard and prevents Oystenteller from doing any damage or advancing position.#SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to keep a closed guard but Oystenteller is proving a slippery customer. #T1#
Oystenteller wants to control from the top but Nerdspoof The 3rd keeps moving.
Oystenteller sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Nerdspoof The 3rd keeping moving, preventing Oystenteller from controlling successfully.
Oystenteller wants to pass the guard but Nerdspoof The 3rd is keeping the position.
Oystenteller trying to control the position from guard on top but Nerdspoof The 3rd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has control of Oystenteller's left arm, preventing Oystenteller from doing any damage. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
We've been informed that Oystenteller has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Nerdspoof The 3rd misses with a takedown attempt - Oystenteller sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has his takedown stuffed
and Oystenteller counters with a right hand to the body. #CL2#
Oystenteller closes the distance and pushes Nerdspoof The 3rd back into the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Oystenteller blocking some punches.
Oystenteller blocks an uppercut. #BC#
Nerdspoof The 3rd breaks the clinch.
Oystenteller scores with a kick to the body.
Oystenteller lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Oystenteller lands a nice hook to Nerdspoof The 3rd's body. Nerdspoof The 3rd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #T3#
No luck for Oystenteller with that takedown attempt.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a jab to the head.
Oystenteller throws a chopping leg kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a jab.
Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Oystenteller moves away.
Oystenteller misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Nerdspoof The 3rd looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Darstknasset Oystenteller.
A bone on bone clash there as Nerdspoof The 3rd blocks the leg kick.
Oystenteller with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nerdspoof The 3rd to score with a decent uppercut.
Oystenteller tries to clinch but Nerdspoof The 3rd is having none of it.
Good exchange - Nerdspoof The 3rd coming out on top.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has a takedown stuffed.
Nerdspoof The 3rd jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #T4#
Nerdspoof The 3rd stuffs the takedown.
As Oystenteller looks to move away, Nerdspoof The 3rd throws a big counter combo but Oystenteller just gets out of the way.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a sloppy right hand. Oystenteller should have avoided that one.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a nice head shot.
A big left from Nerdspoof The 3rd misses.
Oystenteller with the inside leg kick.
Oystenteller tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nerdspoof The 3rd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Oystenteller ducks right into an uppercut from Nerdspoof The 3rd. #TD#
Nerdspoof The 3rd closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking for a kimura here.
Oystenteller is pressing down on Nerdspoof The 3rd's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Oystenteller throws a solid leg kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Oystenteller.
Oystenteller tries to work over Nerdspoof The 3rd's front leg with a kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd checks it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd cracks Oystenteller with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice uppercut lands for Nerdspoof The 3rd. That snapped Oystenteller's head back.
Oystenteller tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Oystenteller lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Oystenteller can do to turn this around?
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a jab to the body.
Oystenteller misses with a body shot. #TD#
Nerdspoof The 3rd looking to score a takedown here. Oystenteller is defending well but Nerdspoof The 3rd drives through and ends up in Oystenteller's guard.#SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd drops back, looking for a kneebar! Oystenteller looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Oystenteller looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Oystenteller! #REVB#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking to advance position but Oystenteller won't allow it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd works his way into full mount! #T1#
Oystenteller working to try and regain half guard.
Nerdspoof The 3rd tries to control but Oystenteller wriggling away.
Oystenteller manages to regain half guard. Good work. #SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to work for a kimura but Oystenteller is defending well.
Oystenteller is not content to let Nerdspoof The 3rd control the position.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Oystenteller is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Oystenteller doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Nerdspoof The 3rd. #SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Oystenteller has managed to free his arm - good work.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking to take a break and control but Oystenteller is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T3#
Oystenteller moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Nerdspoof The 3rd postures up. #SUB2#
Oystenteller working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Nerdspoof The 3rd doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Nerdspoof The 3rd will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Nerdspoof The 3rd passes into half guard.
Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Oystenteller is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Oystenteller looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to control the action but Oystenteller is working from the bottom.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nerdspoof The 3rd controlling the pace for now.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Oystenteller scores with a takedown into Nerdspoof The 3rd's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Nerdspoof The 3rd is on top in guard. #REVR##SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Nerdspoof The 3rd jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Oystenteller controls Nerdspoof The 3rd momentarily but Nerdspoof The 3rd frees himself. #SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Nerdspoof The 3rd jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nerdspoof The 3rd looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #SUB2#
Oystenteller is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T1#
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Oystenteller is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Nerdspoof The 3rd pushing down on Oystenteller's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Oystenteller is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nerdspoof The 3rd looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to control from Oystenteller's half guard. Oystenteller has other ideas though and has regained full guard. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Nerdspoof The 3rd slips nicely into half guard.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to control the pace. #SUB#
Nerdspoof The 3rd is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Oystenteller sees it coming and defends easily.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to control the action in half guard but Oystenteller is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T3#
Nerdspoof The 3rd wants to free his trapped foot but Oystenteller is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is thwarting Oystenteller's attempts to control the position.#SUB2#
Oystenteller is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Nerdspoof The 3rd is tapping! Great win for Oystenteller!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Darstknasset Oystenteller!
An out of breath Darstknasset Oystenteller thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: HRL35     
Date:   Nov 18, 2023
#R1##TD2#
Oystenteller dives in and scores a takedown into McCoy's guard.
Oystenteller looking to pass the guard.
McCoy looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Oystenteller looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McCoy has momentary wrist control but Oystenteller slips an elbow through the middle.
McCoy seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Oystenteller's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Oystenteller pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McCoy is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
McCoy is looking for a triangle but Oystenteller pushes his legs off easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCoy has control of Oystenteller's left arm, preventing Oystenteller from doing any damage. #T1#
McCoy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Oystenteller.
Oystenteller trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McCoy looking for a sweep. Not yet McCoy, not yet.
McCoy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Oystenteller throws a big elbow that misses.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Oystenteller won't allow McCoy to sweep him here. #SUB#
McCoy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McCoy seems keen to control Oystenteller's posture.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Oystenteller throws a big elbow that misses.
McCoy controlling Oystenteller's posture. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Oystenteller tries to move into range but McCoy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
McCoy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Oystenteller sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McCoy digs a good hook to Oystenteller's body. #TD2#
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Oystenteller was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
McCoy gets back to half guard.#T3##SUB#
McCoy looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McCoy tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Oystenteller has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Oystenteller sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Oystenteller lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
McCoy is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #T4#
McCoy holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Oystenteller tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Oystenteller looking to control and managing it successfully.
McCoy is looking to improve his position but Oystenteller isn't that keen on the idea.
Oystenteller trying to control but he's not successful this time.
McCoy is desperately trying to improve his position but Oystenteller has a good base and remains in mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McCoy is working hard here to advance position.
Oystenteller lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Darstknasset Oystenteller dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
McCoy lands a really nice looking cross but Oystenteller seems unphased.
Oystenteller has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McCoy misses with a hook.
McCoy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Oystenteller counters with a low kick, right behind McCoy 's knee.
McCoy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Oystenteller.#TD2#
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches McCoy napping and manages to drive through into side control!
McCoy is trying to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller creates some space and throws a big elbow, but McCoy sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
McCoy is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Oystenteller's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
McCoy is trying to maintain the position but Oystenteller is very close to passing his half guard.#T1#
Oystenteller looks to land a strike but McCoy avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Oystenteller sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Oystenteller wants to pass the guard but McCoy is keeping the position.
Oystenteller missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Oystenteller has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McCoy wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Oystenteller looking to pass the guard.
McCoy lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Oystenteller has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but McCoy has passed into side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
McCoy is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Oystenteller is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
McCoy thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T3#
Oystenteller is looking to regain half guard here but McCoy keeps moving and retains side control.
McCoy throws an elbow but Oystenteller slips to the side and avoids it well.
Oystenteller is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
McCoy is keen to just control but Oystenteller is a slippery customer.
McCoy is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Oystenteller moves into full guard.
Oystenteller lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB##T4#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Oystenteller accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Oystenteller trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McCoy wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Oystenteller wants to control from the top but McCoy keeps moving.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McCoy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Oystenteller. #SUB#
McCoy is looking for a triangle but Oystenteller pushes his legs off easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Darstknasset Oystenteller will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R3#
Oystenteller fails with a takedown attempt.
McCoy is looking to counter punch.
Oystenteller shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. McCoy defends it nicely.#TD2#
Oystenteller drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McCoy is keeping the position for now.
McCoy can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Oystenteller controls the pace.
McCoy pulls Oystenteller in close to prevent any damage. #T1#
Oystenteller trying to control the position from guard on top but McCoy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Oystenteller landing some decent shots from guard.
McCoy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
McCoy looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Oystenteller puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
McCoy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Oystenteller. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McCoy is pressing down on Oystenteller's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Oystenteller postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Oystenteller passes McCoy's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Oystenteller thows a huge punch but McCoy dodges it nicely.
McCoy keeping hold of Oystenteller's head, controlling as best he can. #SUB#
Oystenteller throws a strike but McCoy manages to get a kimura sweep and he's found himself on top with the kimura half locked in! This would be a real turnaround! He's torquing it... Will Oystenteller tap??? YES! He's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Gillechriosd McCoy!
Gillechriosd McCoy retains his lightweight title!
An out of breath Gillechriosd McCoy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Darstknasset Oystenteller was interviewed post fight and said 'No worries! The Athletic Commission has just announced my opponent tested positive for illegal steroids again, so this fight has been declared a No-Contest. Thank you to those of us who continue to fight clean!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 14, 2023
#R1#
Nunc throws a head kick but Schwartz moves out of range.
Nunc throws a right and a left that both miss.
Schwartz stuffs the takedown attempt from Nunc. Nunc gets slowly back to his feet.
Nunc blocks the body kick.
Nunc moves to clinch but Schwartz breaks away #TD2#
and Schwartz counters with a takedown into side control.
Schwartz working the body and head with strikes.
Schwartz working the head with strikes.
Schwartz has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Schwartz lands a nice shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schwartz has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Nunc's face.
Nunc is in a horrible position here. Schwartz smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Schwartz lands a big shot there that rocks Nunc but he's holding on and managing to survive for now. #T1#
Schwartz scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Schwartz lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Schwartz working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Nunc is breathing heavily.
Nunc takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Schwartz landing shots from mount.
Schwartz unloading with bombs!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schwartz lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Nunc hang on?
Schwartz scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schwartz with shots to the head and body - Nunc looks very uncomfortable down there.
Schwartz raining down hammerfists from mount.
BOOM! Schwartz connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Schwartz is in the full mount, landing strikes. #T2#
Schwartz with good strikes from the mount here!
Schwartz lands with some strikes.
Schwartz lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Schwartz looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nunc knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Schwartz on the ground.
Nunc takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount and Nunc is in trouble!
Schwartz scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Schwartz lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Schwartz is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Schwartz lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Schwartz is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Nunc can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Schwartz with good strikes from the mount here!
Schwartz working away from the top, dropping strikes.#T3#
Schwartz punishing his opponent with strikes.
Schwartz lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Schwartz working the ground and pound effectively.
Schwartz punishing his opponent with strikes.
Schwartz dominating with strikes here.
Schwartz with shots to the head and body - Nunc looks very uncomfortable down there.
Schwartz postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Nunc looks a forlorn figure.
Schwartz scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Schwartz landing strikes, looking to finish!
Schwartz lands a big elbow. #T4#
Nunc is wriggling around trying to escape.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schwartz lands with some strikes.
Schwartz lands with some strikes.
Nunc wants to hold on but Schwartz pushes him away.
Schwartz has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Nunc's face.
Nunc takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Nunc is looking to improve his position but Schwartz isn't that keen on the idea.
Nunc is working hard here to advance position.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Spanky Schwartz dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Schwartz throws a push kick but Nunc slaps the foot to one side.
Schwartz throws a leg kick but Nunc moved away.
Nunc takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nunc appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Nunc moves out of range of the body kick from Schwartz.
Schwartz stuffs the takedown.
Nunc shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Schwartz as he jumps to the side.
Sifu Nunc is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Schwartz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nunc moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwartz leaves Nunc with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sifu Nunc. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schwartz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nunc moves away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#TD2#
Nunc tries to sprawl but Schwartz drives through with a takedown into half guard.#T1#
Schwartz scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Schwartz works his way into side control.
Schwartz works to advance to full mount. Nunc defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Schwartz lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Schwartz working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Schwartz landing strikes, looking to finish!
Schwartz has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Schwartz scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Nunc?
Schwartz breaks from Nunc's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Schwartz has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Nunc's face.
Schwartz with shots to the head and body - Nunc looks very uncomfortable down there.
Nunc takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nunc in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Schwartz landing punches.
Schwartz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schwartz fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Schwartz lands a big elbow.
Schwartz lands a heavy elbow.
Schwartz in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount.
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount and Nunc is in trouble!
Nunc is in a horrible position here. Schwartz smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Schwartz scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Nunc? #T3#
Nunc tries to lock up and control but Schwartz gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Nunc is in all sorts of trouble here.
Schwartz lands a big elbow.
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount and Nunc is in trouble!
Schwartz lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount.
Schwartz punishing his opponent with strikes.
Schwartz landing punches.
Schwartz in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Nunc in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Schwartz scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Nunc? #T4#
Nunc in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Schwartz lands a couple of good shots and Nunc has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schwartz lands punches and elbows.
You can see the frustration on Nunc's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Nunc is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Schwartz is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
Schwartz lands punches and elbows.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Spanky Schwartz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Schwartz throws a chopping leg kick but Nunc manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nunc appears to be looking for a big counter.
Nunc checks the leg kick nicely there.
Schwartz swings for the body but Nunc moves out of range.
Nunc misses with a body kick.
Good work by Nunc as he checks the leg kick.
No luck for Nunc with that takedown attempt.
Nunc avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwartz slaps away a takedown attempt from Nunc, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Schwartz throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#TD2#
Schwartz shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Nunc is trying to defend but Schwartz finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#T1#
Schwartz passes to side control.
Schwartz takes a little break here. Nunc wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Schwartz works to advance to full mount. Nunc defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Schwartz lands a nice shot to the head.
The referee warns Nunc that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount and Nunc is in trouble!
Nunc is desperately trying to improve his position but Schwartz has a good base and remains in mount.#T2#
Schwartz working the ground and pound effectively.
Schwartz lands a heavy elbow.
Schwartz has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Nunc's face.
Schwartz scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Schwartz lands a heavy elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nunc takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Schwartz is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Nunc can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Schwartz putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Schwartz lands a couple of good shots and Nunc has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Schwartz is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Schwartz gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Schwartz gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Schwartz apologises and we restart here on the feet. #T3#
Nunc shoots in for a takedown but Schwartz shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sifu Nunc. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schwartz throws a leg kick but Nunc sees it coming and moves out of range. #TD2#
Schwartz bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Schwartz landing strikes.
Nunc is not content to let Schwartz control the position.
Nunc wants to get back to his feet.
Nunc trying his best to control but Schwartz has mounted him.
Nunc is trying desperately to improve position.#T4#
Schwartz punishing his opponent with strikes.
Nunc wants to hold on but Schwartz pushes him away.
Schwartz has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Nunc's face.
Schwartz with shots to the head and body - Nunc looks very uncomfortable down there.
Nunc tries to reverse the position but Schwartz maintains control.
Nunc taking shots to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schwartz with good strikes from the mount here!
Schwartz is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Nunc can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Schwartz breaks from Nunc's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Sifu Nunc has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount and Nunc is in trouble!

And that's the end of the fight!
Spanky Schwartz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schwartz has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 25:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 25:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Spanky Schwartz!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 11, 2023
#R1#
Schwartz attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
It looked like Nunc wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nunc tries for a takedown but Schwartz sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Nunc wants to clinch.
Schwartz throws a nice looking combination but Nunc bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nunc shoots for a takedown but Schwartz saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nunc moves out of range of the body kick from Schwartz.
Nunc is looking for a counter combo.
Nunc looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sifu Nunc. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
Schwartz shoots in and gets a takedown into Nunc's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwartz pushing down on Nunc's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Schwartz seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #T1##SUB#
Nunc looking for submissions off his back.
Well, if Schwartz is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Schwartz looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Schwartz is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Nunc!
Schwartz controlling the position easily from mount. #T2#
Schwartz in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Schwartz looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Schwartz controlling his opponent.
Schwartz lands a nice shot to the head. #T3#
Nunc tries to lock up and control but Schwartz gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Nunc is breathing heavily.
Schwartz lands with some strikes.
Nunc taking shots to the head.
Schwartz landing strikes from the mount and Nunc is in trouble!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schwartz controlling from the full mount.
Schwartz with the ground and pound from mount.
Schwartz postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Nunc looks a forlorn figure.
Schwartz scoring with strikes but Nunc is staying in there.
Schwartz raining down hammerfists from mount.
Schwartz has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T4#
Schwartz sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Schwartz putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schwartz controlling from the full mount.
Schwartz has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Nunc's face.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Spanky Schwartz dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Nunc ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice takedown defense from Schwartz. No joy for Nunc on that attempt.
Schwartz looks to land a body kick but Nunc moved away.
A head kick misses from Nunc.
Schwartz looks to land a right hand but Nunc moved out of range.
Nunc checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nunc tries to counter with a takedown but Schwartz is quick to defend against it.
Schwartz swats away the attempt to clinch by Nunc.
Schwartz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nunc feinted with a counter takedown.
Nunc shoots in for a takedown but Schwartz shows good takedown defense.
Nunc slips a straight right by Schwartz.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A bone on bone clash there as Nunc blocks the leg kick.
Schwartz attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nunc moves out of range of the leg kick from Schwartz.
Schwartz swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nunc fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sifu Nunc. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
A telegraphed right hand from Schwartz misses the target.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Nunc.
Nunc checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nunc is looking to counter the offense by Schwartz and move into the clinch.
Nunc throws a head kick but Schwartz moves out of range. #TD2#
Schwartz throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Nunc was covering up waiting for the punch and Schwartz finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Schwartz slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T2#
Nunc knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Schwartz on the ground.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T3#
Schwartz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nunc moves away.
Schwartz misses with a straight right.
Nunc is looking for a counter combo.
Spanky Schwartz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Nunc gets caught napping as Schwartz dives in and scores a takedown. Nunc manages to retain guard.
Nunc is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Schwartz dives into side control. #REVR#
Schwartz connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Nunc some visible discomfort.
Schwartz slows the pace down.
Spanky Schwartz has got the better of the ground game so far.
Nunc taking a bit of punishment here - Schwartz scoring with strikes. #T4#
The referee asks Schwartz politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Schwartz prefers to stall for the moment though.
Schwartz scoring with punches and elbows.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Schwartz landing strikes.
Schwartz landing a few strikes.
The referee asks Schwartz politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Schwartz prefers to stall for the moment though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Spanky Schwartz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Schwartz misses with a kick to the body.
Nunc tries to score a power double leg takedown but Schwartz sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Nunc somewhat.
Nunc has a takedown stuffed.
Sifu Nunc is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nunc throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Schwartz counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Schwartz not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwartz content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Schwartz sitting in guard here, content to control.
Schwartz with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Schwartz landing with the ground and pound.
Schwartz pushes down on Nunc's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Still in half guard, Schwartz seems content to control.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Schwartz is nestled in close to Nunc, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Schwartz is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Schwartz lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Schwartz sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Schwartz with good strikes from the mount here!#T3#
Schwartz controlling from mount.
Schwartz lands a big shot there that rocks Nunc but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Schwartz with the ground and pound from mount.
Schwartz lands a couple of good shots and Nunc has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Schwartz has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Nunc's body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
Schwartz gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
Well, with Schwartz on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Nunc is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
I would not like to be Nunc right now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schwartz is continuing to stall.

And that's the end of the fight!
Spanky Schwartz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schwartz has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 25:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 25:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Spanky Schwartz!

 

Event: RSE 21: Rise     
Date:   Nov 08, 2023
#R1#
Smalls paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#CL2#
Smalls clinches with his opponent.
Smalls misses with the head strike.
Smalls gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Sleech.
Sleech's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Smalls working aggressively here.
Smalls scores with a shot to the side of Sleech's head.
Smalls makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Smalls misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Smalls fails to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smalls scores with a shoulder strike.
Smalls lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sleech blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Smalls lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smalls tries to work over Sleech's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Sleech wants a takedown.
Sleech blocking some punches.
Smalls lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Smalls throws a punch but it's blocked by Sleech.
Sleech is trying to break the clinch but Smalls has him pressed against the cage.
Smalls misses with a short punch on the inside.
Smalls softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Smalls prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lox Sleech. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sleech tries to score a body lock takedown but Smalls shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Smalls.
Smalls tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Smalls lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Smalls.
Smalls lands a nice uppercut.#T2#
Smalls misses with some punches.
Sleech has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Smalls lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC2#
Smalls breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Smalls has closed the distance and engaged Sleech in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sleech is looking for a takedown.
Smalls lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Smalls working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sleech takes a shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Smalls scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sleech blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Smalls lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sleech wants to take the fight to the mat but Smalls manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Smalls throws a head punch that misses. #T3#
Sleech tries to score a body lock takedown but Smalls shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Smalls misses with the head strike.
Smalls lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Smalls working some nice short punches in the clinch.#BC2#
Smalls breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Smalls gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Sleech blocks an uppercut.
Smalls lands a hook that snaps the head of Sleech backwards.
Smalls lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC2#
Smalls breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #TD#
Sleech closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Smalls to the mat! Smalls manages to get full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sleech postures up and lands a big shot to Smalls's brow.
Sleech trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Smalls manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVB##SUB#
Sleech working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Smalls doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Smalls manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T4#
Smalls sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Sleech is looking to sweep but instead, Smalls has passed into half guard.
Sleech is looking for a sweep. Smalls is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Smalls keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jose Smalls dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2##CL2#
Smalls moves into the clinch successfully.
Smalls lands a left hand.
Smalls throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Smalls.
Smalls misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sleech blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #TD#
Sleech is trying to trip Smalls. He has hold of a leg but Smalls is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Sleech persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Sleech trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Smalls is pulling down on Sleech's head. It's preventing any offense from Sleech, at least for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smalls utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sleech wants to pass the guard but Smalls is keeping the position.#T1#
Smalls avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Sleech keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Smalls's head.
Smalls trying to control the position here.
Sleech stands and throws Smalls's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB#
Sleech is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Smalls knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Smalls sneaks back into half guard.#T2#
Smalls has his hands clasped together around Sleech's back. He's all about the action.
Sleech passes the guard and advances to mount!
Smalls avoids a series of strikes thrown by Sleech. #T3#
Sleech trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Smalls tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sleech landing strikes from the mount.
Smalls sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
We've been informed that Smalls has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Sleech trying to control the action but Smalls is working from the bottom.
Sleech scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Sleech not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #T4#
Sleech looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Smalls trying to control here.
Smalls is doing well to control the position and prevent Sleech from advancing to side control.
Sleech landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sleech is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Sleech working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Lox Sleech dominated that second round.
That's time! Sleech's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Sleech tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Smalls paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sleech tries to close the distance and clinch up but Smalls swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Smalls scores with a nice strike.#CL#
Sleech gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Sleech takes a shot to the head.
Sleech blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sleech blocking some punches.
Smalls fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Smalls lands a left hand.
Smalls swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smalls can't find room to land a body shot as Sleech controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smalls lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Smalls makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Smalls.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sleech. #T1#
Smalls lands with a short shot to the head.
Sleech blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Smalls gets underhooks to prevent Sleech's takedown attempt.
Smalls lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Smalls prevents the takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Smalls makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Smalls fails to land.
A shot in the inside from Smalls.
Still in the clinch, Smalls scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Smalls - that landed with a thud.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Smalls.
Smalls working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Smalls lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smalls lands a hook to the side of the head.#T2##BC2#
Smalls breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Smalls darts in and clinches Sleech up against the cage.
Smalls scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Smalls working aggressively here.
Smalls lands a nice uppercut.
Smalls lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Smalls softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Smalls lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sleech's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sleech blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Smalls lands with a short shot to the head.
Sleech is working for takedown but Smalls is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lox Sleech. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sleech has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Smalls avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.#T3#
Smalls working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jose Smalls seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Smalls lands an uppercut.
Smalls lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sleech backwards. #BC2#
Smalls breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Smalls clinches up against the cage.
Smalls lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sleech or not.
Smalls lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Smalls swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smalls pushes Sleech back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Smalls scores with a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Smalls scores with a nice short uppercut.
Smalls lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smalls lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Smalls - that landed with a thud. #T4#
A nice right hand lands inside from Smalls. #BC2#
Smalls breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Smalls rushes Sleech and presses him up against the cage.
Smalls lands with a light punch inside.
Smalls digs a right hand into Sleech's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sleech's gas tank.
Smalls has a couple of punches blocked by Sleech.
Smalls lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sleech backwards.
Smalls scores with a shoulder strike.
Sleech drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Smalls lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sleech backwards. #BC2#
Smalls's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jose Smalls comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Smalls has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 27:29
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 27:29
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 26:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jose Smalls!

 

Event: HRL32     
Date:   Nov 05, 2023
#R1#
Oystenteller getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Oystenteller tries to close the distance and clinch but Muramaki swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Muramaki is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Oystenteller ducks under a wild hook from Muramaki.
Oystenteller wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oystenteller looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oystenteller has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Doom\'s Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Oystenteller connects with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good leg kick by Oystenteller.
Oystenteller misses with a looping right.
Oystenteller lands a leg kick that knocks Muramaki off balance momentarily.#TD#
Oystenteller darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Muramaki manages to escape and get back to his feet! #T1#
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Muramaki as he avoids it easily.
Oystenteller tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Muramaki cracks Oystenteller with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Oystenteller throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Haruki Muramaki is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Muramaki takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Muramaki misses with a straight right.
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Muramaki as he avoids it easily.
Oystenteller tries to clinch up.
Oystenteller fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Muramaki avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T2#
Oystenteller swings for the body but Muramaki moves out of range.
Oystenteller lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Oystenteller takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oystenteller tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muramaki swats him away and circles back towards the center. #TD#
Oystenteller fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Muramaki to the ground. Oystenteller is now in Muramaki's guard.
Muramaki wants to get back to his feet but Oystenteller is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Muramaki is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Muramaki really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Oystenteller. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Muramaki is on top in guard. #REVB##T3#
Oystenteller avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #SUB#
Muramaki has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Oystenteller to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Muramaki is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Oystenteller pulls down on the head and he's put Muramaki to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Darstknasset Oystenteller!
An out of breath Darstknasset Oystenteller thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: TOF 49     
Date:   Oct 29, 2023
#R1#
Murphy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Murphy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Smiff shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Murphy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Murphy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Smiff.
Smiff shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Murphy sprawls well. Murphy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Smiff gets slowly back to his feet.
Kaven Murphy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Javontonius Smiff.
Murphy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smiff shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Murphy sprawls well. Murphy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Smiff gets slowly back to his feet.
Murphy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Smiff closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #T1#
A nice inside leg kick there by Murphy. That's going to slow Smiff down.
Smiff shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Murphy sprawls well. Murphy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Smiff gets slowly back to his feet.
Murphy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Murphy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Smiff. That did some damage!
Smiff misses with a leg kick.
Murphy half committed to a counter leg kick.
Murphy scores with a jab to the body.
Murphy lands with a shot to the body.
Smiff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Murphy.
Javontonius Smiff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smiff shoots for a takedown but Murphy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Murphy seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Smiff fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Murphy scores with a shot to the body. #T2#
Murphy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Smiff sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Murphy tests Smiff's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Good leg kick by Murphy.
Smiff has his takedown stuffed#CL#
and Murphy counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Our sources have told us that Murphy has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
A body shot lands from Murphy.
Smiff looks winded!
Murphy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Murphy with a knee to the head.
Nice body punch from Murphy - that landed with a thud.
Murphy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Murphy lands a nice shot to the body. #T3#
Murphy scores with a shoulder strike.
A body shot lands from Murphy.
A short right from Murphy on the inside.
Murphy lands with a left to the head.
Murphy landing knees to the head. #ROC#Smiff is rocked!
Smiff takes a shot to the head.
Smiff is still on wobbly legs! Can Murphy finish him?
Murphy throws a big uppercut that drops Smiff! More strikes from Murphy and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Smiff lies dazed against the cage as Murphy celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kaven Murphy!

 

Event: HRL26 Murray vs Hall     
Date:   Oct 16, 2023
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Oystenteller throws a lazy uppercut
and Meril counters with a left to the body.
Oystenteller misses the body punch
and Meril counters with a nice uppercut.
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown but Meril shows good takedown defense.
Oystenteller ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Oystenteller shoots in but no luck this time.
It looked like Meril was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Oystenteller drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Meril is looking to stand back up but Oystenteller counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Meril.
Meril on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Meril tries to get out of the position.#T1##REVR#
Oystenteller missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Meril keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Oystenteller missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Meril blocking the ground and pound attempt from Oystenteller.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Oystenteller in particular looking to stall.
Oystenteller sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Meril defending well though.
Meril looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Meril blocking the ground and pound attempt from Oystenteller.
Oystenteller wants to take a breather but Meril is having none of it. #SUB2#
Oystenteller is trying to work for a kimura but Meril is defending well. #T2#
Nice strikes from Oystenteller there.
Oystenteller throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB2#
Oystenteller is trying for a kimura here. Meril looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Oystenteller wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Darstknasset Oystenteller!
A victorious Darstknasset Oystenteller thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: TOF 43     
Date:   Oct 07, 2023
#R1#
Juniorss lands a right hook to the body.
Nice shot lands for Juniorss.#CUT#It looks like Javontonius Smiff has been cut.#TD2#
Smiff shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Smiff trying to control but Juniorss is working from the bottom.
Smiff wants to pass the guard but Juniorss is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Juniorss is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smiff looking to sit in guard and control but Juniorss gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Juniorss has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Juniorss showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T1##SUB2#
Smiff working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Juniorss doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Juniorss manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Juniorss is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Juniorss postures up.
Smiff throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Juniorss preventing the sweep.
Smiff wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Juniorss postures up.
Juniorss slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Smiff is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Juniorss is aware though and is defending well.
Smiff seems keen to control Juniorss's posture.
Juniorss is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Smiff wants to sweep but no luck. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T3#
Smiff shoots in for a takedown but Juniorss shows good takedown defense. #TD2#
Smiff scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Juniorss knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Smiff on the ground.
Smiff throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Juniorss definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Juniorss wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Smiff wants to work for an arm triangle but Juniorss is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Juniorss is looking to escape.
Juniorss wants to get back to full guard.
Smiff is keen to just control but Juniorss is a slippery customer.
Smiff wants to free his trapped foot but Juniorss is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Juniorss is concentrating on defense, preventing Smiff from advancing position. #T4#
Smiff trying to control from half guard but Juniorss is working away.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Juniorss is looking to control Smiff's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Juniorss avoid being mounted?#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Smiff takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Smiff takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Juniorss displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Smiff. #KD#
Juniorss drops Smiff with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Smiff looks back up at him and smiles so Juniorss waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#Smiff is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crack! Juniorss connects with the perfect overhand right and Smiff falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Juniorss!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hamed Juniorss!

 

Event: HRL21     
Date:   Sep 30, 2023
#R1#
Oystenteller fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Oystenteller darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice shot lands for Muramaki.
Oystenteller looks to throw the jab but Muramaki is out of range.
Muramaki swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Oystenteller ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Oystenteller will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Oystenteller dives in and grabs Muramaki's left leg, looking for a takedown. Muramaki pushes down on Oystenteller's head and hops out.
Oystenteller blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller just misses with a punch to the body.
Oystenteller misses the shot to the body. #KD2#
Muramaki lands a left and a right that send Oystenteller crashing to the mat, dazed. Muramaki thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#Oystenteller is rocked!#T1#
Oystenteller circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Muramaki. Oystenteller falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Muramaki!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Haruki Muramaki!
Haruki Muramaki is the new lightweight champion!
Darstknasset Oystenteller spoke after the fight, saying 'No worries! The Athletic Commission has just announced my opponent tested positive for illegal steroids again, so this fight has been declared a No-Contest. Thank you to those of us who continue to fight clean!'.

 

Event: HFL18 Lemon vs Oystenteller     
Date:   Sep 16, 2023
#R1#
Lemon misses with a hook to the body
and Oystenteller counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Oystenteller lands a jab.
Lemon throws a jab but it's blocked by Oystenteller.
Lemon throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Oystenteller on the side of the head.
Oystenteller goes for a double leg but Lemon avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Lemon continues to drive forward.
Lemon paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A slow jab from Lemon misses its intended target.
Oystenteller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lemon.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lemon. Oystenteller does a little dance to reset his feet.
As Lemon backs off Oystenteller throws a huge counter combo but Lemon manages to avoid it all.
Oystenteller staying out of range there.
Lemon throws out a powerful jab.
Oystenteller slips a jab from Lemon.
A telegraphed right hand from Lemon misses the target.
Oystenteller waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lemon.
Lemon throws a looping overhand right but Oystenteller ducks down to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lemon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Oystenteller manages to avoid it.
Lemon lands a jab to Oystenteller's midsection.#T1#
Lemon misses with an uppercut.
Oystenteller uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lemon.
Lemon throws a body punch but Oystenteller moves out of range.
Oystenteller feints a counter leg kick.
A slow jab from Lemon misses its intended target.
Lemon has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Lemon scores with a decent looking hook.
Oystenteller throws a leg kick but Lemon moved away.
An attempted straight right counter from Lemon misses the target.
Lemon throws a body shot but no joy.
Lemon throws an overhand right that lands on Oystenteller's shoulder, as Oystenteller tries to avoid the shot.
Lemon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lemon on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Oystenteller lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Oystenteller slips under a jab.
Lemon takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lemon lands with a hook. Oystenteller tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Lemon throws out a loose jab but Oystenteller uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Oystenteller throws a lazy body kick
and Lemon counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Oystenteller thinking.
Oystenteller uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lemon.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lemon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Oystenteller was well out of range. Poor timing from Lemon.
Oystenteller changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Lemon throws an ugly left hook that misses #TD2#
and Oystenteller counters with a shoot takedown. Lemon fights it but they end up in guard.
Oystenteller stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lemon swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lemon working a defensive guard here.
Oystenteller is pushing down on Lemon's leg trying to pass to half guard. Lemon is fighting to maintain full guard but Oystenteller has managed to sneak the leg through.
Oystenteller is trying to control. Lemon wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Oystenteller sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lemon defending well though.
Nice strikes from Oystenteller there. #T3#
Oystenteller wants to free his trapped foot but Lemon is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB2#
Oystenteller looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Oystenteller tries to pass to full mount but Lemon defends it.
Lemon trying to control from the bottom. #SUB#
Lemon actively working from the bottom here.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Oystenteller is nestled in close to Lemon, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lemon won't allow Oystenteller to pass to mount.
Lemon is positioning himself well to prevent Oystenteller advancing to mount.
Oystenteller is nestled in close to Lemon, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lemon keeping hold of Oystenteller's head, controlling as best he can.
Oystenteller is thwarting Lemon's attempts to control the position.
Oystenteller throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lucky Lemon will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
A telegraphed right hand from Lemon misses the target.
Lemon takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lemon misses the jab.
A jab from Lemon misses. #TD2#
Oystenteller scores with a takedown into Lemon's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Oystenteller keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Lemon's head.
Oystenteller throws a big right hand that misses.
Lemon trying to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lemon can't keep his opponent in guard - Oystenteller advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Darstknasset Oystenteller has got the better of the ground game so far.
Lemon trying to control from the bottom. #T1#
Oystenteller trying to control from half guard but Lemon is working away.
Lemon wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Lemon tries to roll over but Oystenteller keeps him under control.
Lemon is staying active underneath Oystenteller, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Oystenteller trying to pass the guard but Lemon defending well.
Lemon is trying to control but can't.
Oystenteller throws a strike but Lemon avoids it easily and moves to full guard.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Oystenteller avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Lemon is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Oystenteller throwing strikes from guard but Lemon blocks nicely.
Oystenteller tries to free his leg and advance position but Lemon is retaining full guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD2#
Oystenteller throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Lemon tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Oystenteller is in Lemon's guard.
Oystenteller wants to pass the guard but Lemon is keeping the position.#T3#
Lemon looking for a sweep. Not yet Lemon, not yet.
Lemon trying to control the position here.
Lemon wants to sweep here but Oystenteller controlling him for the moment.
Oystenteller stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lemon swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Oystenteller scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lemon pulls Oystenteller in to control the position. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Lemon not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Oystenteller connects with a couple of short punches.
Oystenteller postures up in Lemon's guard and throws a big left but Lemon blocks it.
Lemon will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Oystenteller trying to control but Lemon is working from the bottom.
Lemon lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Lemon advances position into side control!
Lemon wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping him busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Darstknasset Oystenteller showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R3##TD2#
Oystenteller closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. #SUB2#
Oystenteller is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Lemon has escaped the position, nice work there.
Lemon is trying to get back to half guard.
Lemon takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lemon has one of Oystenteller's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
Lemon tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Oystenteller wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T1#
Oystenteller lands an elbow.
Lemon is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Lemon is not content to let Oystenteller control the position.
Oystenteller prevents Lemon from improving his position.
Oystenteller is looking to take a break and control but Lemon is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Lemon is defending against the submission attempts here by Oystenteller. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB2#
Oystenteller is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Lemon defends it well.
Lemon trying to hold on to Oystenteller's head to control him but Oystenteller postures up.
Lemon keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lemon trying to control but Oystenteller postures up.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#T3#
Lemon keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Lemon throws a hook to the side of Oystenteller's head but Oystenteller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lemon loads up on a big right hand but Oystenteller slips the punch.
Oystenteller looks for the body kick but Lemon saw that one coming.
Oystenteller slips under a jab.
Lemon looks to land a right hand but Oystenteller moved out of range.#CL2#
Oystenteller has closed the distance and engaged Lemon in a clinch.
Lemon misses with some punches.
Oystenteller takes a shot to the head.
Oystenteller misses with a knee to the head. #BC2#
Oystenteller's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#TD2#
Lemon gets caught napping as Oystenteller dives in and scores a takedown. Lemon manages to retain guard.
Lemon managing to control the position. #T4#
Oystenteller throws a big elbow that misses.
Oystenteller throwing strikes but missing.
Lemon has control of Oystenteller's left arm, preventing Oystenteller from doing any damage.
Oystenteller has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Lemon's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lemon is trying to keep Oystenteller in close.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Darstknasset Oystenteller really dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R4#
Oystenteller tries to close the distance and clinch but Lemon swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lemon misses with a hook.
Oystenteller is looking to clinch.
It looked like Lemon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Lemon ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lemon throws out a loose jab but Oystenteller uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lemon's corner calls for a 1-2. Lemon obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A big left from Lemon misses.
Lemon misses with a body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Oystenteller as he connects with a hook.#TD2#
Oystenteller closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Ground and pound from Oystenteller.
Lemon keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Oystenteller stalling away here and it's allowed Lemon to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lemon keeping full guard, as Oystenteller tries to pass. #T1#
Lemon keeping moving, preventing Oystenteller from controlling successfully.
Lemon is pulling down on Oystenteller's head to control his posture.
Lemon looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Oystenteller loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #SUB#
Lemon is looking for a triangle but Oystenteller pushes his legs off easily. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Oystenteller missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Oystenteller trying to control the position from guard on top but Lemon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Oystenteller is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Lemon scores with a punch to the head.#TD2#
Oystenteller closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Lemon won't allow Oystenteller to pass to mount.
Lemon wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Oystenteller lands a nice short elbow.#T3##SUB2#
Oystenteller is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Lemon is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Oystenteller pulls his head out easily.
Oystenteller landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Lemon has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Oystenteller is working away from the top position though.
Oystenteller drops an elbow to the side of Lemon's head. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Lemon holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Lemon wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Lemon is trying to get back to full guard.
Lemon wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping busy and won't allow it.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Oystenteller thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Lemon's head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Oystenteller wants to pass the guard but Lemon is defending well. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Oystenteller displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lemon throws out the jab.
Lemon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Darstknasset Oystenteller dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R5##TD2#
Oystenteller fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Lemon sprawls well initially but Oystenteller persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Lucky Lemon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB2#
Oystenteller is looking for a kimura but Lemon is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Oystenteller to get the leverage.
Lemon wants to control the action here but instead Oystenteller manages to pass to full mount!
Oystenteller lands a big elbow.
Oystenteller breaks from Lemon's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Oystenteller unloads with some shots from mount but Lemon bucks and avoids them well.
Lemon avoids a series of strikes thrown by Oystenteller.
Lemon working to try and regain half guard.
Oystenteller working Lemon over with strikes here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Oystenteller trying to control but Lemon is having none of it. #T1#
Oystenteller lands a big shot there that rocks Lemon but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Oystenteller landing punches.
Oystenteller tries to control but Lemon wriggling away.
Lemon tries to hold on but Oystenteller postures up.
Lemon sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Lemon preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head. #T2#
Oystenteller thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Lemon is looking for a sweep. Oystenteller is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Oystenteller is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Oystenteller is pressing down on Lemon's thigh, looking to free his foot. Lemon is holding on for now.
Oystenteller wants to take a breather but Lemon is having none of it.
Lemon tries to get to full guard but Oystenteller has control of the leg. #T3#
Lemon gets full guard.
Lemon is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Lemon working a defensive guard but Oystenteller manages to pass into side control anyway.
Oystenteller postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Oystenteller postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Lemon wants to control but Oystenteller postures up.
An elbow from Oystenteller crashes against the mat. #T4#
Lemon is looking to regain half guard here but Oystenteller keeps moving and retains side control.
Oystenteller working the ground and pound but Lemon is defending the strikes.
Oystenteller working away.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Lemon lands a really nice looking cross but Oystenteller seems unphased.
Oystenteller throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lemon on the side of the head. #TD2#
Oystenteller gets a takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Oystenteller wants to work for an arm triangle but Lemon is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lemon missing with punches from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Darstknasset Oystenteller comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Oystenteller has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Darstknasset Oystenteller!

Darstknasset Oystenteller is the new lightweight champion!
Darstknasset Oystenteller seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: AFC #22     
Date:   Sep 09, 2023
#R1##TD#
Farquharson shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Smiff is trying to defend but Farquharson finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Smiff blocking the ground and pound attempt from Farquharson.
Farquharson performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Smiff is looking to get back to full guard here but Farquharson has managed to pass to side control instead.
Smiff prevents Farquharson from moving into mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farquharson throws an elbow but Smiff slips to the side and avoids it well.
Farquharson lands a decent elbow from side control.
A lull in the action here as Farquharson stalls from top position.
Farquharson grinds an elbow into Smiff's temple.
Farquharson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
Smiff is trying to improve his position.
Smiff is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Farquharson's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Farquharson thows a huge punch but Smiff dodges it nicely.
Farquharson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Smiff wants to control but Farquharson is keeping busy. #SUB#
Farquharson seems to be working for a kimura but Smiff defends the submission attempt.
Smiff felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#SUB#
Farquharson is working for a kimura but Smiff is defending it quite comfortably. #T2#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Farquharson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Farquharson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Smiff's head.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Farquharson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Smiff is trying to get back to full guard.
Farquharson is trying to control. Smiff wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Farquharson working over Smiff with some ground and pound. Smiff looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Farquharson slips a nice elbow through Smiff's hands, connecting with Smiff's forehead.
Farquharson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Smiff keeps working. #T3#
Smiff is looking to control Farquharson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Smiff avoid being mounted?
Farquharson is nestled in close to Smiff, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Smiff tries to roll over but Farquharson keeps him under control.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Farquharson lands a nice short elbow.#ROC#Smiff is rocked!
Farquharson lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Smiff! More strikes land and this one is all over! Farquharson jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Malcolm Farquharson!

 

Event: HFL14 Taylor vs Andolini     
Date:   Sep 02, 2023
#R1#
Oystenteller is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McCocker looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
No joy there for Oystenteller, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Despite the aggression on McCocker's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Oystenteller misses with an uppercut. McCocker saw that one coming.
Despite the aggression on McCocker's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Oystenteller throws a body kick that misses
and McCocker counters with a two punch combo.
Oystenteller throws a push kick but McCocker slaps the foot to one side.
McCocker unleashes a big counter combination but Oystenteller bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Oystenteller shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. McCocker defends it nicely.
Despite the aggression on McCocker's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller doesn't manage to clinch there - McCocker circles away.
Oystenteller tries to clinch up but McCocker circles away and keeps his distance.
McCocker unleashes a big counter combination but Oystenteller bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#T1#
Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McCocker but McCocker pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McCocker throws a counter combo.
McCocker keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A looping hook to the body misses from Oystenteller. McCocker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Oystenteller looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Oystenteller tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McCocker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chris McCocker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oystenteller throws a body punch but McCocker moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on McCocker's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A swing and a miss from Oystenteller.
A bone on bone clash there as McCocker blocks the leg kick.
McCocker is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T2#
Oystenteller fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McCocker checks it well.
Oystenteller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Oystenteller swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling McCocker to counter with a crisp jab.
Oystenteller tries for a takedown but McCocker circles away easily
and McCocker counters with a nice uppercut.
McCocker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McCocker throws a counter combo.
Oystenteller throws a combination that misses
and McCocker counters with a one-two to the body.
McCocker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Oystenteller.
McCocker looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Oystenteller misses with a hook.
McCocker lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Oystenteller throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McCocker is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T3##TD#
Oystenteller looking to score a takedown here. McCocker is defending well but Oystenteller drives through and ends up in McCocker's guard.
McCocker tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McCocker is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McCocker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McCocker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Our spies down at at The Jungle Room inform us that McCocker has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Oystenteller with a flurry of punches that miss.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Oystenteller preventing the sweep.
McCocker is trying to keep Oystenteller in close.
Oystenteller slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McCocker wants to sweep here but Oystenteller controlling him for the moment.
McCocker is trying to keep Oystenteller in close. #T4#
Oystenteller landing some decent shots from guard. #SUB2#
McCocker looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB2#
McCocker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
McCocker is trying to control the position but Oystenteller postures up.
Oystenteller lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Oystenteller wants to pass the guard but McCocker is keeping the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Oystenteller preventing the sweep.
Oystenteller wants to control from the top but McCocker keeps moving.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chris McCocker will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Oystenteller throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McCocker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McCocker gets cracked there but stands up to it. #TD#
Oystenteller gets the takedown into side control.
McCocker is looking for a sweep.
McCocker struggling a bit here.
McCocker is looking for a sweep.
McCocker sneaks back into half guard.
McCocker is looking to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCocker wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping busy.
Oystenteller seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #T1#
McCocker is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Oystenteller is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McCocker is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McCocker avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Oystenteller.
Oystenteller has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McCocker is pressing down on Oystenteller's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
McCocker trying to keep a closed guard but Oystenteller is proving a slippery customer. #SUB2#
McCocker looking for subs off his back but Oystenteller has passed one foot through into half guard. #SUB#
Oystenteller looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Oystenteller wants to take a breather but McCocker is having none of it. #T2#
The fighters are battling for position here. McCocker manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
McCocker wants to sweep but no luck.
McCocker keeping full guard, as Oystenteller tries to pass. #SUB2#
McCocker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Oystenteller with a nice head shot there.
McCocker looking to control. #T3#
Oystenteller stopping the sweep attempt from McCocker.
Oystenteller has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.#SUB2#
McCocker is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Oystenteller is aware though and is defending well.
McCocker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Oystenteller is one step ahead there.
Oystenteller forces his way into half guard.
Darstknasset Oystenteller overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
McCocker is defending against the submission attempts here by Oystenteller.
McCocker slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB2#
McCocker is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
McCocker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Oystenteller gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T4##SUB#
Oystenteller drops back looking for a leg! McCocker is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and McCocker manages to kick Oystenteller off! Oystenteller jumps back into McCocker's guard. #SUB2#
McCocker looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB2#
McCocker has his foot on Oystenteller's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Oystenteller works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
McCocker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Oystenteller defends well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McCocker trying to keep a closed guard but Oystenteller is proving a slippery customer.
Oystenteller passes easily into side control. Nice work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Darstknasset Oystenteller dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Oystenteller fails to land the takedown.
McCocker throws a counter combo.
Oystenteller throws the left hand but McCocker avoids the punch easily.
McCocker takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McCocker lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Oystenteller throws a leg kick that is checked
and McCocker counters with a nice uppercut.
Oystenteller throws a hook but McCocker blocks it.
McCocker checks the leg kick nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oystenteller misses with a kick to the body.
McCocker is looking for the big counter here.
McCocker keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Despite the aggression on McCocker's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
McCocker moves out of range of the leg kick from Oystenteller.
McCocker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T1#
Oystenteller swings for the body but McCocker moves out of range.
McCocker throws out a counter right but Oystenteller avoids it with no problem.
Oystenteller connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McCocker momentarily.
Oystenteller throws a push kick but McCocker slaps the foot to one side.
McCocker is looking for the big counter here.
Oystenteller throws a chopping leg kick but McCocker manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A big right from Oystenteller misses.
McCocker lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Oystenteller swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McCocker unleashes a big counter combination but Oystenteller bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Oystenteller throws a body kick that misses.
McCocker looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Oystenteller lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McCocker has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McCocker and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Oystenteller feints and then cracks McCocker's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McCocker down. #T2##CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McCocker has had enough of the clinch but Oystenteller keeps him there for the moment.
McCocker tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McCocker misses with a knee strike.
Oystenteller is looking to take this one to the mat.
Oystenteller misses with an elbow over the top.
McCocker leaning his opponent against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on McCocker's face as he tries to break the clinch. #T3#
McCocker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Oystenteller looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC#
Oystenteller escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Oystenteller tries to score a power double leg takedown but McCocker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Oystenteller somewhat.
Oystenteller moves to clinch but McCocker breaks away
and McCocker counters with a series of strikes. Oystenteller will be more careful next time no doubt.
Oystenteller tries to clinch up but McCocker circles away and keeps his distance.
A low kick from Oystenteller is predictable there
and McCocker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
Oystenteller tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McCocker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chris McCocker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oystenteller throws a push kick but McCocker slaps the foot to one side.
McCocker unleashes a big counter combination but Oystenteller bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Oystenteller shoots in but no luck this time.
McCocker is looking for the big counter here.
McCocker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#CL#
Oystenteller takes the fight into the clinch.
McCocker looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Oystenteller blocks an elbow strike.
McCocker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC2#
McCocker manages to break the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Darstknasset Oystenteller.
I think Oystenteller has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:29
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:29
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Darstknasset Oystenteller!

After winning the bout, Darstknasset Oystenteller thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

 
 
 
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