Guest Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Allow me to let you all in on a little secret, a secret as old as the modern world. It has never been spoken of to the uninitiated, never whispered in the presence of pawns. There have been hidden hands with malevolent agendas pulling the strings since the very beginning. The Illuminati are real. You will not find a successful company that doesn't have roots entwined with ours. Every empire built was built upon our foundation. Today the veil of secrecy is lifted. From the very start, as the "Big 3", Syn, CFC and Pride grew, we were already hard at work, orchestrating their operations, putting our plans in place, and we've continued to build our hidden empire unabated. Taking lessons from our counterparts in the Corporate and Military sectors we have waged wars for profits. We've set up fake rivalries, played both sides against the middle to topple competition. One of the best examples of this is the rivalry between Syn and DFC. We made tons of money as competitors before merging the two companies. Our reach has extended across the globe, and today there is not a city in which we don't have an operation. Our plans have not been limited simply to business however. Our eugenics program was instituted quite early on, and has produced some of the greatest fighters the world has ever seen. The first and brightest of these stars reigned supreme as the #1 p4p fighter for over a year, and remains one of the biggest stars in the sport today. The list of fighters that owe their success to our program is a who's who of the greatest pound for pound fighters ever to step into the cage. A great deal of time, energy and money have been spent developing technology, especially in the fields of robotics and cybernetics. We have recently tested the prototype for the 5th generation of cybernetic organism, and have increased the productivity and fighting abilities twenty percent from the previous generation. Soon this new generation of robots will be replacing business owners and fighters who have refused to cooperate. We emerge now from the shadows as our plans have finally been realized, this is the culmination of years of hard work. This is the final stage of global conquest, this is the start of a new world order. This is where the fun begins and we get the chance to rub your faces in the truth that was so obvious. We have become too powerful, too influential to continue operating behind a cloak of secrecy. Technological advances have progressed to the point now that humanity has become obsolete. Those who refuse our rule will quickly find themselves replaced and be reconditioned by the Ministry of Love. It is only our great love and compassion for humanity that has made us choose to reduce the population slowly over time, and give you the choice of slavery or death. If you are not with us, you are against us. For those who choose to resist let this be your only warning. Internment camps are being built around the world in preparation for any revolt. Food supplies, medicine and all other essentials are now being funnelled out of major cities and stockpiled for distribution by our Ministry of Plenty. The only way to ensure that you will receive these goods is to join us. All new recruits will be given RFID implants that give you access to our distribution centers. Anyone attempting to enter these facilities without the appropriate RFID implant will be shot on sight. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The Illuminati 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Awesome post man. Props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1297628514novus_ordo_seclorum_s.jpg On February 1st, caravans of military personnel began sweeping through Las Vegas and the surrounding areas, capturing civilians to be used for the entertainment of the city's elite. These men are destined to become modern day gladiators, spilling their blood for the roar of the crowd and the promise of freedom. Twenty among these men were chosen to compete at the inauguration ceremony honoring the heads of the Illuminati in Las Vegas. The rules of the game are simple, win and find yourself in the lap of luxury, lose and face torture or death as an entertainment bonus for the crowds whom you have disappointed. The winning combatants will no longer be caged in the filth and stench of the slave quarters, and will be given accommodations in one of the many Illuminati owned luxury hotels that dot the Las Vegas landscape. Their rations will be increased and women provided for their every need. The fate of the losers is far more dire. Following the conclusion of the main event, the losers, and winners who have exhibited cowardly behaviour in their victories, will one by one face a unique brand of punishment. Brandon Murphy (2-5, 0-0 IP) v Ruin Yuz (5-8, 0-0 IP) Being the first to perform is a great privilege, but the consequences for failing to perform are greater still. Both men have exceptional skills with their hands and both better be prepared to knock the other into another plane of consciousness when they square off. Entertainment Bonus: 20 Lashes Kojiro Ruega (0-0, 0-0 IP) v Jurses KastraattiParturi (0-0, 0-0 IP) The second set of warriors are grappling specialists. Both are highly trained in the art of brazilian jiu-jitsu, anything less than compound fractures or strangulation will be unacceptable. Entertainment Bonus: Lead Sprinkler Peter Cotton (0-1, 0-0 IP) v Dyne Yevon (0-0, 0-0 IP) These men are quite evenly matched, with only a slight edge going to Cotton. They should both be fighting as if their life depends it, because it absolutely does. Go hard, or don't go home. Entertainment Bonus: Burned at the Stake John Paul Badeux (0-0, 0-0 IP) v Nagorath Zeraka (0-1, 0-0 IP) Badeux and Zeraka both share a strong Muay Thai background, and should be looking to inflict massive damage on their opponent with strikes. The size advantage belongs to Zeraka but Badeux should make up for it with his speed. Given their Muay Thai base, we expect to see bloody elbows flying all night. Entertainment Bonus: Pear of Anguish Kalle Anka (0-0, 0-0 IP) v Justin James (1-0, 0-0 IP) This fight pits two very different opponents against one another. Anka is a pure boxer, and will be looking to cause a severe case of Traumatic Brain Injury to James. James is a pure grappler, a specialist in the art of brazilian jiu-jitsu, he needs to get the fight into his world where he can snap his opponents limbs. Entertainment Bonus: Spanish Tickler Coconut Bagaganja (0-1, 0-0 IP) v Chris Columbus (1-2, 0-0 IP) A battle of striker versus striker, boxing versus muay thai, which one will reign supreme? Bagaganja needs to use his multifaceted attack to keep his opponent off guard while avoiding taking any clean shots to his chin. Columbus will have to throw his hands early and often to have any chance to quell what Bagaganja will be bringing to him. Entertainment Bonus: Hanged, Drawn and Quartered Piak Drake (5-6, 0-0 IP) v johnny cash (0-0, 0-0 IP) This should be another stand-up war between two skilled strikers. Drake is more well rounded striker but he will have his hands full with cash. cash is a pure boxer and should have a distinct advantage with his hands. Entertainment Bonus: Brazen Bull Sune Snowball (0-0, 0-0 IP) v James Bean (0-1, 0-0 IP) Too close to call in this one, both are nearly identical . They better go for broke though because the loser will be facing one of the cruelest devices ever dreamed up by man. Entertainment Bonus: Spanish Donkey Blake Radcliffe (5-4, 0-0 IP) v Andrei James (1-0, 0-0 IP) The Co-Main Event is another toss-up, it really could go either way. Radcliffe has a ton of experience in comparison to his opponent, but James has the edge in terms of striking ability. If it stays standing someone is going to sleep, otherwise one or both could be subjected to the most painful instrument of torture ever conceived. Entertainment Bonus: The Rack Felix Lindfors (4-2, 0-0 IP) v jose gomez (9-10, 0-0 IP) The main event has the all the makings for a fantastic battle. Both fighters are strong in more that one area, and should be comfortable wherever the fight happens to take place. The grappling edge goes to gomez, but if Lindford can stay off the mat he has a solid chance of ending the fight on the feet. Entertainment Bonus: Judas Cradle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1297899569poster_s.jpg With the smell of blood still hanging in the air and the screams of pain still reverberating through the walls from inauguration night, we are back to do it once again. Twenty more men will be spilling their blood, and giving their lives, for the honor and pleasure of the heads of our great empire. We are stepping up the punishment to encourage you to fight with honor. May the threat of a horrendously painful death be enough to embolden the cowards heart that beats within your chests. Participants in undercard bouts will not have the luxury of an honorable death but instead be held at the mercy of the crowd. Eiki Daikaura vs Luke Hilton Headlining this debauched night of atrocities, Daikaura, a personal slave of one of the most sadistic and demented minds in the illuminati ranks, will be getting a limb snapped by Hilton, the pet of a rival. For Hilton this fight is for revenge, to restore honor to his master's house, but neither man should need any more motivation to fight than the penalty they shall face for cowardice. Entertainment Bonus: Crucified & Burned Alive Jake Fetch vs Francis Rodriguez The ground specialist, Fetch, will be facing off with a more well rounded opponent in Rodriguez. This is a great opportunity for both of these slaves to impress their new masters, prove themselves worthy, or find themselves dangling from the end of a noose. Entertainment Bonus: Hanged, Drawn & Quartered Helio Gracie vs Phil Rogers Gracie, a pure grappler is going to have his hands full with Rogers' striking abilities. Broken bones or traumatic brain injury should be expected. For the man who fails to deliver a brutal finish, we have devised a brutal finish of our very own. Entertainment Bonus: Molten Lead Poured Into Every Orifice Drake Bradstone vs tony montana Bradstone is much more well rounded than his opponent montana who is purely a boxer, but he'll have to get it to the ground unless he wants to get his chin tested. Awaiting the loser of this bout will be an evening of slow roasted agony. Entertainment Bonus: Brazen Bull Alexander Belov vs Spector Air Another battle of striker versus grappler, Belov the ground specialist takes on Air the boxer. Our lust for blood in insatiable and he who fails to entertain shall pay with his. Entertainment Bonus: Beheaded Marcos Correia vs Jeremy Staton Correia and Staton are both grapplers, but Correia holds a significant advantage in that department, Staton, a high level wrestler, should be looking to sprawl and keep it off the ground. The punishment dealt for the loser of this match shall be swift and severe. Entertainment Bonus: The Rack Smash Miles vs Cristiano Machado Both of these wretched wastes of flesh are boxer/wrestler's, but Machado should have the advantage. I expect to see Smash get his skull smashed in by a superior striker. The loser will meet a most unpleasant end at the hands of the crowd themselves. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Max Mega vs tupac shukar Mega and shukar are both excellent boxers and their fight has the potential for great entertainment. I expect to see both men go for the knockout early and often. Get knocked out and you will face your end at the hands of an angry mob. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Cyrus DusK jr vs Freddy Lanzaro Two of the most vile and disgustingly pathetic specimens that have been captured by our raids, these men are destined now to spill their blood and give their meaningless lives for our entertainment. Neither man has any area in which they excel, but they had better fight with the heart and courage of a lion if they expect to leave the arena alive. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Bradock Lao vs Zurkumi Tahir Another battle pitting striker versus grappler. Lao needs to counter and keep things standing and his opponent will undoubtedly be looking to get the fight to the ground and nothing else. Being the opening fight is a huge honor, but failure to please the crowds for whom you perform will see your life cut short. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceTempleton Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 This thread is fucking awesome! Very original and very well written. WAR ILLUMINATI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/12991244227712illuminati_small.jpg This Friday we return for our third foray into the depths of violence and depravity. Twenty more slaves given the chance to win their freedom through ruthless aggression, or to die like pathetic cowards. As the ground still struggles to drink in the blood from the previous week, let us make a fresh offering and anoint the city of Las Vegas with copious amounts of blood and an endless supply of pain. There will only be one method of torture and execution tonight, a personal favorite of the illuminati leadership. All those who have exhibited traits unbefitting a warrior will find themselves in the judas cradle. And once again the fate of the undercard participants will be decided by the people in attendance, satisfy their lust for blood and be showered with adoration, fail and die slowly by their hands. Hashmallim Zadkiel v Steve Vai I struggle to find anything positive to say about any of tonight's competitors. May their courage outweigh their skill or they will surely be in for a painful night. The main event will see another set of fighters that have much to prove, neither is exemplary in any skill, I can pick neither man the favorite, but shall they disappoint, both will pay with their lives. Entertainment Bonus: Judas Cradle Lars Vegar v Jordan Dalton We've scraped the bottom of the barrel once again and found two more vile, pathetic creatures to pit against one another for your entertainment. These wastes of flesh offer nothing more than the will to fight, and they will need that will if they expect to keep their lives at the end of the night. Entertainment Bonus: Judas Cradle Nate Diaz v Piolo Pascual I can only hope that this fight ends early and in spectacular fashion, otherwise penance must be made. If Pascual can manage to separate his opponent from consciousness in the first round he will be spared, likewise, if Diaz can get his opponent on his back, latch onto a limb and torque until bones splinter, he may yet live to see another day. Entertainment Bonus: Judas Cradle Bobby Mann v Illumi Zordick There is much pressure on Zordick not to tarnish the good name of the illuminati for which he is blessed to share. Destroy the opposition or the judas cradle will be the least of your worries. Entertainment Bonus: Judas Cradle Jon Hendrikson v Marcus Saplin The recently deported Saplin is infinitely more experienced that his opponent, but Hendrikson should be more than capable of holding his own if he can keep the fight standing. Go for the kill, strike hard and without mercy and earn the right to keep your life. Entertainment Bonus: Judas Cradle gary downes v Nick Winner Spilling the blood of virgins pleases us greatly, and we have two pitted against one another in this one. Downes should have no trouble laying down the hammer early on and dispatching his enemy with brutal striking. Entertainment Bonus: Judas Cradle timmy riddle v georges StPierres I have high hopes for a very aggressive and fast paces contest between these two boxers. If riddle can find his opponent's chin it could be a short night. Impress the crowds and fight with honor, or they will harshly judge and execute you on the spot. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Marcus Seifer v Sergio Ramos Little pleases me more than the sound of bones cracking and the sight of their jagged ends piercing through the skin of a fallen warrior. I expect both of these things tonight as these two warriors collide. Both will be looking to control on the ground, but Ramos has the clear advantage. Finish your opponent, or the crowd will finish you. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Samiro Kahric v louis maximus I see bad things in these men's future. Equipped with skills rivaling those of a nantucket turd farmer, these wretched wastes of humanity have only this one opportunity to prove that they deserve life. Fight beyond your abilities and win the crowd, disappoint and pay with your life. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Rickety Cricket v Jagemi Karvaturpamz Honored with opening these games are two very promising warriors. Both are highly skilled, and both will have to use every bit of that skill in order to overcome their adversary. Prove yourselves worthy of this honor you have been bestowed, or be executed as a criminal at the hands of an angry mob. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 I love that mood mate, great job done! keep up with that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 In a daring raid early this morning illuminati security forces captured one of their top 10 most wanted fugitives. Wanted for numerous crimes, including attempted larceny and defamation, Mentor Guruland has now been charged with sedition, treason and a host of other crimes, following the sunrise invasion of a Las Vegas brothel. The outlaw was found hiding in a crawl space below the floor of his long-time lover and full-time prostitute Leroy Kenzington. Also uncovered in the crawl space was anti-illuminati propaganda, a small cache of weapons, drugs and drug paraphernalia scattered throughout a mess of pornography which we were told heavily featured children and animals. Since being pulled from his hole like a snake, Guruland has been transferred to the infamous underground base in the Nevada desert that has been dubbed "Camp Crucifix" by the locals, for the dozens of crucified bodies that surround the entrance to the base. It remains unclear how illuminati administrators plan to deal with this vermin, but rumors of a public execution are already running rampant. We are after all just days away from the largest illuminati event that has yet been held, a public execution would be a fitting opening ceremony, just the kind of grotesque display of butchery that we have come to expect from the illuminati. Tom DeLaney The Las Vegas Sun Mr. Banks, the Chairman of the investigatory arm of the Ministry of Truth was late arriving for the scheduled afternoon press conference to address the recent raid and arrest of Mentor Guruland. Flash bulbs burst into action as he finally entered the conference room and made his way to the podium at the front amidst the cacophony of reporters shouting questions and the wildly flashing lights of cameras. He raised his hand gesturing for the crowd to quiet themselves, and after several moments the roar had died to a murmur, the teleprompters started rolling and the Chairman began addressing the press. "At 4:45 AM, local police, security officers and military personnel, in a joint operation conducted by several illuminati intelligence agencies and the Ministry for Truth, executed a search warrant at the Bareback Ranch, the notorious men-only whorehouse. We received intel from a confidential informant that they were harboring a known fugitive and upon entering the premises agents discovered a cellar door in the floor of one of the rooms at the rear of the house which the occupants had attempted to conceal. Inside we found #9 on our most wanted list, Mentor Guruland. He was quickly apprehended and taken into custody. Two other men have also been arrested in connection, and charged with aiding and abetting in his evasion of the authorities. We are still processing the volumes of evidence gathered from the scene and cannot make any statements regarding items recovered at this time. The accomplices arrested today are still under interrogation and I cannot make any statements regarding information they have provided at this time. We will not be answering any questions at this time. Mentor Guruland's execution will be televised live at 6 PM. Thank you all for coming." The room erupted with reporters furiously shouting questions at the Chairman, Mr. Banks calmly stepped away from the podium and took the photo opportunity to shake hands with the Mayor and Sheriff before being escorted out of the room by security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 All eyes were glued to the screen for the first televised execution in the city's history, an event never to be forgotten. Friends, families, boys and girls of all ages gathered together to witness the death of a scoundrel and the triumph of the illuminati. Representatives from every major network were in attendance to cover the execution, there was a flurry of activity as cameras were being positioned on every available patch of ground to capture all possible angles of the sights soon to be presented. A makeshift stage in a rundown abandoned warehouse served as the epicenter for the event. There were no crowds there to witness it, only a couple dozen people making up the television crews, but as the time for the execution drew near even they were ushered out of the building and forced to watch outside from monitors mounted in their trucks. Promptly at 6 PM the broadcast began. Blackness flooded their screens, slowly the camera zoomed out revealing Mentor Guruland, a black hood draped over his head, tied to a chair in the middle of a crudely constructed stage. A voice booms out of the darkness. "Mentor Guruland, you have been given a fair trial, pled your case to a jury of you peers and been found guilty on all counts. 2 Counts Attempted Larceny: Guilty 4 Counts Defamation: Guilty 1 Count Sedition: Guilty 1 Count Treason: Guilty Do you understand this verdict as it has been read to you? For 2 Counts Attempted Larceny you are sentenced to having your hands amputated above the wrist. For 4 Counts Defamation you are sentenced to have your tongue surgically removed. For 1 Count Sedition you are sentenced to disembowelment. For 1 Count Treason you are sentenced to be Hanged from the neck until dead. Do you understand this judgement as it has been read to you? Let the execution begin..." The executioner, a large man carrying a very large dingy brown leather bag, wearing a butcher's apron and thick leather gloves, took his position on the stage behind his victim. He knelt down to untie the binds from Mentor's hands and feet, he stood back and violently kicked the chair, sending Mentor crashing against the knotted and splintered stage floor. He dragged the victim to the edge of the stage where a simple yoke lay waiting, he locked his victim's hands in place across the chopping block and turned to retrieve some tools from his bag. He returned carrying a machette, the freshly sharpened edge reflecting brightly against the dull gray of the blade. He positioned himself next to the block and raised the machette high above his head. The blade came down with incredible force, shattering bone, slicing through flesh with devastating effect. The severed hands fell free of their shackles and Mentor fell back clutching bloody stumps against his chest, writhing in agony, screaming in pain. Angered by this, the Executioner delivered a swift, hard kick to the hooded face of his victim. He dragged him back to the center of the stage, repositioned the chair and sat Gurland in it. He ripped the hood from his head and slung it into the darkness, he pulled a knife from his bag and prepared to remove the liar's tongue. He forced the edge of the knife into his mouth, chipping teeth against steel, prying his mouth open. A vice was used to hold his jaw in place, to prevent him from closing his mouth. The Executioner dug into his bag once again and retrieved a pair of plyers. He grabbed hold of the pink fleshy tip of the liar's tongue with the plyers and pulled it out as far as he could. The knife severed his tongue swiftly, the soft flesh parted easily by the sharpened blade. Blood flowed from his mouth in torrents, black and viscous. Without delay the Executioner slapped the vice from his mouth, dropped a noose around his neck and began to hoist him up out of his seat. Once lifted to a standing position the Executioner plunged a knife deep into his abdomen, he jerked the blade, opening a massive wound, slowly his intestines began to seep out of the opening and spill onto the floor. He finished hoisting the criminal off of his feet and tied off the rope. Guruland dangled suspended in the air, his legs flailing, and with each movement more of his entrails were lost to the splintered floor. Finally after a few moments the movement stopped, Gurland swung slowly, the rope creaking under the weight, bloody stumps hanging by his side, entrails piling up just inches below his feet. A voice booms out of the darkness once again. "The sentence has been carried out. The criminal is now dead. Let this forever be a warning to those who may stand in opposition to the ancient order of illuminati." And with these final words still ringing in the ears of those who heard them, the transmission ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1299390950Domus_Scutum_Rubrum.jpg In honor of the recent capture and execution of a high ranking fugitive we will be doing things a little differently this week. Instead of dealing out death to the losers, we will deal out wealth to the winners. Everyone who displays courage in their fights will be rewarded with the finest things that the illuminati has to offer, and thanks to the high spirit and good nature of illuminati officials, even the lives of cowards will be spared for a single night. Tonight's rewards will consist of the best wine, women, living accommodations, training facilities, food, supplements and of course enough gold and jewels to feel like kings amongst slaves. Mattl Evans v James Bean Bean is going to have his hands full dealing with the ground specialist Evans. Lucky the fear he feels won't see his flesh flayed from his back after his defeat. Evans is a promising young warrior who has shown great courage so far, let the streak continue and be rewarded handsomely. Roland Deschain v Ivan Klitschko Deschain is one of the most promising pets amongst the personal slaves of the illuminati ranks. He'll be taking on an equally skilled but far less experienced opponent. Too close for me to foresee a winner, but I expect both to be fighting ferociously to secure their rewards. Sid Lagove v Pena Vanilla The trash talk has been hot and heavy between these two for months now, their managers, both illuminati alumn, have more history than egypt, and they eagerly agreed to do combat once again. These two have much more than baubles to fight for and it should make for a fantastic war. Carl Gracie v Damien Price Both of these men are ground fighters, but Gracie has a much more diverse game. Price is a pure wrestler and may find it hard to handle to submission attacks of his opponent. Both men need to go for the kill though, and fight to earn their reward. Happy DuVall v Clyde Dimitri This might just be a very painful night for DuVall, let's hope he fights bravely for long enough to earn himself some comfort from it. Dimitri is a devastating striker and should be able to score a brutal knockout if he can keep things standing, and he has plenty of incentive to do just that. Marcos Silva v Jorgen Moradon A classic matchup of striker versus grappler, Silva the bjj brown belt, against Moradon the boxer. Whatever happens, both need to go for the kill quickly, fight hard, go for the finish and make sure they claim their rewards at the end of the night. Phil Bailey v Lee Banks Both men come in to this with a diverse skillset, but Banks clearly has a big edge in the striking. It will be interesting to see what gameplan Bailey chooses to implement against him, both need to perform admirably in order to receive their rewards. Bo Willis v thomas robbins Another brown belt versus boxer matchup between these two. Willis needs to get it to the ground to avoid getting KOed and robbins will have to put his hands to work in order to finish his opponent. Aris Makelaris v kurt james Both of these men lost their first fights, and looking at them it is easy to see why. Neither man posses a great deal of skill, neither is proficient in any one area. They will have to show a great deal of heart and courage to secure their rewards tonight. Paul Queriza v Satoru Nakano The first fight of the night is between two equally unskilled adversaries, but let us not yet judge these men on the sum of their skills but by the ferocity of their attack. Fight with honor and earn your rewards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1299392229Consilium_Judeus.jpg The smell of burnt flesh is gnawing at me, reminding my sadistic mind of pleasures too long removed. It feels like an eternity since blood was spilled in battle, since cowards were rent of their flesh and drunken enraged throngs cast stones in anger. But now the wait is over, and our fifth installment will see the past week's kindness and generosity give way to a sea of torment and a river of blood to quench an insatiable thirst. As has become our custom, the fate of the undercard participants will be decided by the crowd. Warriors fighting on the main portion of the card will each face a unique brand of punishment that will be handed down following the conclusion of the event. Eiki Daikaura v Heng Keo Oh how fun it is when two of our own get the chance to square off. Headlining the night will be two personal slaves of the illuminati leadership. Obediently following the orders of their sadistic masters could cost them their lives, but disobeying is never an option. The joy of seeing their slave so violently dismembered could be more than enough reason for either to see their man lose. Entertainment Bonus: Chainsaw Dismemberment Piak Drake v Dyne Yevon Only a spectacular performance will spare your lives tonight. Prove yourself worthy of life, fight with ferocity and attack relentlessly. Show the crowds something more entertaining than you being torn limb from limb. Entertainment Bonus: Drawn & Quartered Shane Samuelsson v Nagorath Zeraka These two combatants are both quite equally skilled and it is anyone's fight to win, or to lose. If Zeraka can even manage to make weight for his fight he will have his hands full with Samuelsson who is a dangerous challenge for him. Should Zeraka fail to make weight or if either man shows fear in this contest the punishment will be severe. Entertainment Bonus: Slow Slicing Chris Columbus v Ruin Yuz A pair of boxers swinging for the fences is just what I need to see. These two should be prepared to put on the performance of their lives, throw everything with bad intentions or have your life snuffed out by the dulled blade of an executioners axe. Entertainment Bonus: Beheaded Andrei James v Blake Radcliffe Somebody needs to get knocked out, and I expect these two to do their best to deliver some traumatic brain injury in this one. Both are primarily strikers but James is much more versatile and should be able to make that abundantly clear to his opponent. Give the crowd what they want or expect your execution. Entertainment Bonus: Burned at the Stake Killer Elite v Felix Lindfors This promises to be one of the best fights of the night. Both men have a boxing background, and should be looking to throw some major bombs. Lindfors is a it more well rounded, and if he can implement some tactics to take Elite out of his comfort zone he should have an easy night. But for either man to show fear, for either to retreat in the face adversity will result in a horrific end. Entertainment Bonus: Disembowelled & Fed to Wolves Danny Blaze v BJ Evans For Evans keeping the fight standing is priority number one, he has to stay there to be able to use his muay thai advantage. If he gets taken down by Blaze it could be over quick, Blaze is a brown belt and seriously skilled on the ground. Both need to fight hard and go for the finish else they'll be finished by the crowd at the end of the night. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Justin James v Kalle Anka This is another of the Boxer vs Brown Belt matchups that we so love. This could be a brutal night for James, if he can't secure a takedown early a knockout should be the least of his worries. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Rickson Gracie v Ted Kane With a name like Rickson Gracie greatness is expected, but he struggled to show it in his debut. He'll have another chance against Kane, who is much more well rounded than his opponent. Unless Gracie can get things down in a hurry, it could be a bad night for him, even worse if he upsets the crowd. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death johnny cash v Peter Cotton Both of these fighters got off to a bad start, if they don't turn things around they could be looking at very, very short careers, the crowd will see to that. Cash is a boxer and a pretty good one but his opponent has a much more diverse skill set and if he can prevent the fight from becoming a boxing match could easily score the upset. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1301361396tongue-poster.jpg People keep telling me I've had a psychotic break, that I've become a narcissist and a murderous tyrant. "Nehi", they say, "you need to rest", "you need to sleep", "you need to go see a doctor", "you need help", "Nehi drop the knife you're scaring me", "Nehi please don't kill me!". QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! My psychotic break is a psychotic breakthrough, a realization and awakening. My path has become clear, and it is paved with corpses. Cruelty is the object of these games. No extravagant executions, just ample amounts of pain dealt out in a psychopathic rage. Losers from the main card can each expect to be introduced to a unique method of torture, one honed for centuries and perfected in the anguish of countless men. Undercard participants are held to the mercy of the crowd, winners and losers alike to be judged, and if cowardice exhibited, stoned to death. Helio Gracie v Max Mega It's no secret how Gracie plans to attack his opponent, but he might not have the kind of success taking his opponent down that he's gonna need to pull out a win. If Mega decides to Sprawl and Brawl and use a heavy counter gameplan, he could be very hard to get down, and that could spell real trouble for Gracie. If Gracie doesn't lock up a submission fast, he could very well be butt flopping his way right into a world of pain. Entertainment Bonus: Breaking Wheel Bret Fergieson v Ray Letto Fergieson is a stud, he should have no trouble making quick work of this pathetic opponent. Letto is our personal whipping boy, seeing him fully dislocated on the rack will be a beautiful sight. Entertainment Bonus: The Rack Freddy Lanzaro v Drake Bradstone This should be a great match, both men are evenly skilled and it should make for a very entertaining competition. Both men are primarily boxer/wrestler's, and both bring a good mix of grappling and striking. They will need to display all of their skills and all of their courage if they want to stay out of the iron maiden. Entertainment Bonus: Iron Maiden Jake Fetch v Paulo Stevens Fetch is a pure grappler, and I absolutely expect him to try for nothing else than to get the fight to the ground. He will have to pick his spots though as his opponent could be difficult to ground. Stevens has excellent muay thai and decent wrestling, he will be a handful for Fetch. Both need to fight with honor and bravery though if they hope to avoid having their shins shattered for our entertainment. Entertainment Bonus: The Boots Spector Air v Jeremy Staton Two boxer/wrestler's, both undefeated, but tonight someone will lose, and the penalty of defeat will remain with you forever. Whatever gameplan you implement, however you choose to attack your opponent, do it courageously, or face horrendous punishment. Entertainment Bonus: The Pear Kid Buu v Sheldon Cooper Cooper was recently acquired by a new owner, the newcomer faces a steep learning curve as he'll be thrown into the deep end early and pitted against a seasoned vet. Buu is illuminati property and as such he has been well trained. Both are excellent strikers, but more fearsome than a knockout is the torture they will face for failure. Entertainment Bonus: Head Crusher Stumpy Bryant v Bobby Mann Both men come in into this with lackluster stats, they both have a diverse set of skills but none very refined. They will need to perform above and beyond their limitations in order to impress the crowd, and earn the right to keep their life. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Alexander Belov v Marcos Correia This should be an intense grappling match. Both are good wrestlers, and both are brown belts. It should just be a matter of time before someone gets caught. Show us your will to win as well as your opponent's bone marrow and you may keep your life. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Sune Snowball v Cyrus DusK jr Both of these men are looking for their first victory, the good news is someone will win, the bad news is that does not ensure your survival. Win and win in style or be executed by an angry mob. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Brandon Murphy v Francis Rodriguez We all want to see a knockout but it remains to be seen whether either man possesses the skills to deliver one. Fight hard, prove yourself worthy of the chance you've been given or be killed by those you've angered with your poor performance. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1301858989publicusposter.jpg There are many dates and numbers that hold significance for us and on these occasions we must make offerings, tonight we sacrifice ten lives. There will be no mercy shown, if you lose tonight you will lose your life. The crowd will have no input on the undercard, all losing fighters tonight will face beheading. Xavier Rocco v Carl Gracie Two undefeated ground fighters are set to collide in the main event. Rocco and Gracie are very evenly matched on the ground but Gracie has shown more ability to finish fights than his foe. Tonight you must go for the finish or you will be finished. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Henry Knucklehead v Pena Vanilla Vanilla will have a golden opportunity to position himself at the top of the division against Knucklehead. Knucklehead is very popular and brings in a great deal of hype, and he has some legitimate skills to back that up. Vanilla will have to fight smart to stay on his feet and avoid the executioner's blade. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading jose gomez v Tugg Speedman This could very well be the fight of the night. These men are both highly skilled and I expect to see fireworks when they meet. Both are submission artists with striking ability but Speedman looks to be the more polished striker. Deliver the brutal finish we came to see or be brutally finished. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Chad Silver v Lars Vegar These warriors both have a diverse set of skills at their disposal, but Silver appears to be have a slight advantage in the grappling department. Vegas will have to execute a flawless gameplan if he hopes to save his neck from the chopping block tonight. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Josh Hara v Clyde Dimitri This contest should make for an interesting clash of styles. Dimitri is a striker, pure and simple, while his opponent is almost purely a grappler. If Dimitri can somehow manage to keep the fight standing Hara is in major trouble, but Dimitri will have to stay off his back to keep his head on his shoulders. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Roland Deschain v Ivan Klitschko After a bit of a miscommunication and a missed flight the last time around, these two are set to square off yet again. These two are beasts, both have great skills in a lot of areas and neither really appears to have a tremendous advantage over the other in any specific area. This is another possible fight of the night contender for sure and I expect both men to fight courageously to keep their life. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Nate Diaz v Cristiano Machado The boxer versus brown belt matchup is one of our favorites. Diaz is a submission artist with a nasty ground game, his opponent is a highly skilled boxer. Diaz might have enough boxing to be able to survive on his feet, but I don't think he has the wrestling to get the fight to the ground. If the fight stays standing Machado could score a huge knockout, and Diaz could find himself on the chopping block. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Jorgen Moradon v thomas robbins I expect to see someone go to sleep in this one. Both men are great boxers with powerful strikes, the first to find the other's chin could very well go home with the victory. Fight with your heart as well as your head and you may yet spare your neck from the executioner. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Jordan Dalton v Dan Harrington These two combatants both have very good muay thai and good grappling to go along with it. Harrington's wrestling advantage could prove to be key in this fight, both will have to use a smart tactical gameplan in order to keep their head attached to their torso. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Rickety Cricket v Ricardo Oliveira Without a doubt these are two of the top fighters in all of the promotion. Both have top shelf muay thai, both vicious strikers. I expect an epic battle to kick things off in style. Both will have to bring all that they have, and leave nothing behind if they hope to avoid becoming the first sacrifice of the night. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceTempleton Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Nehi for President! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1302218120virtusposter.jpg The news has been spreading like wildfire since the announcement this morning of plans to test launch a rocket into low earth orbit. Illuminati officials have not yet announced exactly why they are testing this rocket, or what precisely they are planning to carry into space but already the rumor mill is buzzing with wild ideas. The one thing we do know for sure is that the launch is scheduled to take place during the twilight hours tonight, and that if successful, the event will mark the beginning of a new era for this city, and indeed the world. In honor of the violent explosion scheduled tonight that will send the first prototype of the Ordo V rocket into space, we have decided to pay tribute with some explosions of our very own. Tonight the losers on the main card will get to live out their dream of becoming a suicide bomber, only it's not suicide and you get no virgins. The fate of undercard participants will be decided by the crowd, and after going a week without stoning anyone to death this mob of savages will not be easy to impress. Mattl Evans v The Man The ground game will be in full effect in the main event. Neither of these guys could punch their way out of a wet paper bag but let them get hold of an appendage and you can kiss it goodbye. Both have won all their fights by submission, and have yet to come anywhere close to tasting defeat, but as they say in these situations, someone's 0 has got to go. Entertainment Bonus: Suicide Belt Hashmallim Zadkiel v Ruin Yuz The Co-Main event will feature the young up and comer Zadkiel taking on the wiley vet Yuz. Don't let the sub 500 record fool you, Ruin Yuz will absofuckinglutely ruin your night if you give the opportunity. He is a stellar boxer and if you give him your chin he will put you away. Zadkiel has looked good so far, winning all of his fights and showing some well rounded skills. He'll have to use those skills to avoid becoming a sparring dummy to the superior boxer. Entertainment Bonus: Suicide Belt nole edmunds v James Bean Both of these warriors got off to a rocky start with their careers and will be determined to get back into the win column. edmunds will have to use his muay thai to mix up his attack and keep Bean off balance and unable to get his rhythm with his boxing. If it turns into a striking affair, Bean could likely score an upset. Entertainment Bonus: Suicide Belt Danny Blaze v George Davis On paper it looks like this will be all Davis, and as long as he makes no mistakes that really should be the case in this fight. Davis is a spectacular wrestler, but he might not even need to use it, or want to, against his opponent. Blaze has a nasty ground game and if you play with fire you will get burnt. Entertainment Bonus: Suicide Belt Chris Columbus v kurt james Columbus will be trying to get his record back to even tonight against james. Columbus is a skilled boxer and if he can turn the fight into a boxing match he will have an easy time dispatching his opponent. james will have to mix up his attacks and use an unorthodox gameplan to stifle the striking attack of Columbus. Entertainment Bonus: Suicide Belt Phil Bailey v gary downes Bailey is still looking for his first win inside the cage, he'll have a difficult test ahead of him looking to prevent him from getting it. His opponent is a good boxer and if Bailey doesn't plan on getting knocked out for the first time in his career had better be looking to get this to the ground. The plan for downes is simple, turn this thing into a boxing match and catch your opponent every time he makes a mistake. Entertainment Bonus: Suicide Belt tony montana v Nick Roach Nick Roach could very likely be the first fighter to be executed before ever stepping off the scale at the weigh-ins. He's coming in fat and out of shape and has done no training in preparation for this match. I feel bad that montana won't get to showcase his striking skills, but hopefully the sight of Roach in a bloody heap being pummeled with stones will make up for his disappointment. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Svend Sorenson v Faiz Rehman It could be a long, ugly and painful night for Rehman, as he takes on a much taller boxer. Rehman will need to get this fight to the ground if he is to have any hope of utilizing his advantage, bjj. Sorenson should have little difficulty sprawling and brawling his way to a victory, if he can stay on the outside and use his jab and most importantly stay off his back. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Jurses KastraattiParturi v Bradock Lao Lao will face a difficult challenge against the bjj black belt KastraattiParturi. However if Jurses doesn't manage to get the fight to the ground and into his world, he could have big problems with the striking prowess of Lao. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Damien Price v Paul Queriza Price is purely a wrestler, and he has a large advantage in this area over his opponent. Queriza is a much more well rounded fighter with a diverse skillset at his disposal. If Price gets his takedowns stuffed a few times it could take away some of his steam and open the door for Queriza to implement his gameplan. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goliath1978 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 Stellar writing right there...Well thought out, yet all the things you write about are actually happening...To an extent, lol. Just elaborate on what you think the elites plan is for us, watch 184 and BAM! A great fucking org with great writing! Nicely done! I have to get signed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1303047816mentisposter.jpg The results of the Ordo V test firing are in and all systems have been declared operational. Officials were happy to announce this week that the rocket proved itself more than capable and would be charged with carrying a satellite which has been dubbed The Eye into space. The mission will be split into four parts, preparations for the first mission to deliver the core module of the satellite are already underway. The Eye was described as a radically designed modular satellite and is said to house some of the most sophisticated technology ever developed. While not forthcoming with details of this technology, it's purpose was made very clear, as the name implies The Eye is a reconnaissance satellite and gathering intelligence will be its primary objective. The feeling you have that someone is watching you will soon no longer simply be paranoia, and in honor of these recent developments we feel it necessary to give an eye for The Eye. If you lose on the main card tonight molten lead will be poured into your eye sockets. Undercard participants as usual are held at the mercy of the crowd. Heng Keo v Lion Takanori We are thrilled to have two of our very own back in the main event once again. Both have a lot of skills in a lot of areas and will present a whole lot of problems for one another. Keo while having good muay thai may not be quite the striker that Takanori is, and he could very well get his granite chin put to the test. Takanori has a wealth of experience fighting some of the best in the world and will be an extremely dangerous opponent. Entertainment Bonus: Lead Eye Jake Fetch v Carlo Gambino Fetch is a very promosing young fighter that has quickly risen through the ranks. Undefeated and planning to stay that way, Fetch, will be presented with a tough challenge with Gambino. The boxing abilities of Gambino are legit, and if he can play the right kind of a counter sprawl and brawl game he'll have to play in order to pull this fight off he could knock Fetch out of the title picture and supplant himself. Entertainment Bonus: Lead Eye Iopu Aimaasu v Felix Lindfors This is a fight where anything can and most likely will happen, between two phenomenal fighters, both equally at home standing and on the ground. Aimaasu has serious hands and they are loaded with dynamite, it's my guess that Lindfors won't plan to stand and bang with him. Entertainment Bonus: Lead Eye Xx Xx v Nagorath Zeraka Xx is a classic sprawl and brawl fighter, but probably doesn't need to be too concerned with his opponents takedown abilities, but rather his kicking abilities. Zeraka has good muay thai and his leg kicks can be devastating, Xx will have to find an answer for them if he wants to win. Entertainment Bonus: Lead Eye Coconut Bagaganja v Ray Letto Bagaganja will no doubt still be feeling the effects of his 4/20 smoke-out all day weed-a-thon when he steps into the cage. Luckily for him the word is out that the fix is in, get your bets in now, Letto will be diving like a 12 year old chinese girl in the olympics. Entertainment Bonus: Lead Eye Bj Evans v Bobby Mann Mann has been perfect so far in his young career, winning both of his previous fights by sub. Evans has better muay thai and if he can punish the legs of his opponent he might be able to pull out a big win. Staying off the ground with Mann has to be the number 1 priority for Evans who lost his previous fight by submission. Entertainment Bonus: Lead Eye Blake Radcliffe v Timmy Riddle Both of these guys are good boxers but Riddle has a sizeable advantage in skill. Radcliffe has been around for a while and comes in with a ton of experience he'll definitely have to put it to use to deal with the punching power of his opponent. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Tupac Shukar v Dyne Yevon Should be a very interesting match between these two competitors. Shukar is a good boxer and will have a significant reach advantage over Yevon. Yevon's short stature may work against Shukar however as if he allows himself to be taken down. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Peter Cotton v Piak Drake Drake has some things really working in his favor going into this fight. He has a tremendous edge in experience and his muay thai is quite good. Cotton will have to gameplan correctly in order to put this fight into positions where he can take advantage of some of the wholes in Drake's armor. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Shane Samuelsson v Bo Willis Samuelsson should certainly know better than to attempt any takedowns against his opponent, and will likely attempt to out-strike Willis. The ground is the only place that Willis wants this fight to take place, but getting Samuelsson down will not be an easy feat, and striking with might not be an option. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1303419967drugsposter.jpg A shootout erupted this morning in the parking levels of the I-Labs research facility between a small band of terrorists and illuminati security forces. Forcing their way through an undermanned security station, a group of one dozen well armed men raided some the most sensitive and restricted areas of the laboratory complex. The men stole dozens of hardrives and countless documents before setting fire to the building and attempting to flee. As the terrorists exited the building and entered the substructure they were met with heavy resistance from security forces and all of the men were gunned down before they could make their escape. All of the looted data was recovered intact, however, a highly encrypted message was successfully sent through the building's fiber optics and efforts to track it are currently underway. The terrorists have all been identified as known criminals from here in the Las Vegas area, upon inspection of the bodies it was discovered that each of the men bore an identical brand on his forehead, the letters CTRML, Convicted of Theft and Robbery punished by the Ministy of Love. Helio Gracie v Carl Gracie Tonight we bring you a pair of Gracies to pit their skills on the ground against each other. There will be no tapping out however, they will choke till the opponent blacks out, and when the loser awakens from his forced slumber he will find himself in a most unpleasant situation. Entertainment Bonus: Tarred and Feathered Drake Bradstone v Sune Snowball This pair of all around assassins had best provide adequate entertainment, a finish is expected nothing less will do for our fans. Snowball better be quick with it before Bradstone shows the skills that have let him finish his every victim and he finds himself melting in our flame. Entertainment Bonus: Burning at the stake Nate Diaz v Justin James Ladies and gentlemen for your viewing pleasure I offer two of our finest, if history serves as an indicator one of these two will leave the cage with a broken arm and then we will break his other one for bringing shame upon his camp. Don’t be surprised if this fight turns into a stand up with both cowards fearing the others lethal skills on the ground. Entertainment Bonus: Pulled Limb from Limb by Horses Lyoto Machida v Marcus Saplin We want blood and this is our fight to get it. Veterans of the pit its time you proved your worth, put on a show, paint the walls with your opponents blood, and more than anything don’t disappoint me. Aggressive fighting shall be rewarded winning without entertaining will face the same punishment as defeat. Entertainment Bonus: Disembowelment Mr Gerbik v Sergio Ramos The victor of this fight should have no trouble amusing us while he humiliates his opponent. If it stays on the feet Gerbik will knock Ramos on his ass, but if it goes to the ground Ramos will make Gerbik his Bitch. Entertainment Bonus: Water boarding Brandon Murphy v Francis Rodriguez A special prize awaits the winner of this fight if he can finish it. I pity Rodriguez coming into this fight, he is at a clear disadvantage in this fight from a primaries view, unless he can show some real magic Murphy will have no problem claiming his prize. Entertainment Bonus: Victors Choice Freddy Lanzaro Vs Andrei James A pair of nobodies, lower than dirt, these two have proven they are weak, its time we molded a man. Little can be said about either of these two, best skill between them is respectable, look for Lanzaro to grind to a painful decision. Entertainment Bonus: 10 Lashes for each point their opponent scores on the judges card Sheldon Cooper v Illumi Zordick Don’t let Coopers small thin body fool you Zordick will need to show more than just muscle if he wants to avoid falling victim to his superior opponent. Cooper you are ordered to mutilate him, Zordick try not to die if you can. Entertainment Bonus: Looser will be locked in the pit with a tiger, only one will leave alive. Jon Hendrikson v Ted Kane Hendrikson is the only fighter with any skills worth our time in this excuse for a fight. If Kane hopes to win he has to get it to the ground or else he will be little more than a speed bag. Entertainment Bonus: Abacination Khan Li v Paulo Calamote Li will be given a pass this week for his certain defeat as he is still dizzy from all the ass he kicked filming Ong Bak 4. If Li is lucky Calamote will make his pain short lived if not Li will be limping for awhile. Entertainment Bonus: Advanced Screening of Ong Bak 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/13040299679_11poster.jpg A thunderous detonation jolted Las Vegas citizens from their beds during the early pre-dawn hours this morning and they poured into the streets to witness a brilliant burning glow tearing through the blackness of the night sky. Due to security concerns stemming from the recent attack, the launch of the first module of The Eye was carried out in near total secrecy, no announcement had been made nor any indication given that a launch was scheduled. The roar of the Ordo V rocket and the concussive blast of the sonic boom as the rocket and it's payload slammed through the sound barrier served as the only notification. At an altitude of 120 miles the payload will detach from the rocket booster and smaller rockets will fire carrying the satellite into a sun synchronous orbit which will pass directly over Las Vegas every day shortly past 6 pm. On it's first pass after settling into orbit the satellite will send it's initial communication back to earth and then the process of testing the functionality of the system can begin. The Eye's core contains a complete reconnaissance tool-kit, including a high powered telescope which is capable of delivering high resolution images day or night through cloud cover and inclement weather, as well as an electronic signal interception device and parabolic microphone system; but the true scope of it's power will not be realized until the remaining modules have been launched and The Eye has been fully assembled. The Eye in the sky is watching you and I; well, you at least. And in honor of this great day our newest fiend has devised ten more grotesque exhibitions designed to rend from these competitors the malady of cowardice. Gomez v Silver We bring you a pair of veterans to slug it out in this fight. I predict a high chance of submission based on the history of these two gladiators. Make me proud or perish. Entertainment Bonus: The Rack Bean v Man Bean has his work cut out for him against Man, the poor kid will be like a toy against the brown belt Man unless Bean is able to pull some magic out of his ass Entertainment Bonus: Electrocution Columbus v Zadkiel Columbus will be looking to finish his opponent everywhere they go. Although he has the skills to compete on the ground he likes to smash in his foes face instead, we approve of his style, Zadkiel better keep moving and make Columbus guess if he wants to stay out of the dinner bowl. Entertainment Bonus: Fed to the dogs Buu v Davis This is a title fight and as such shall be fought to the death, we expect our champions to show no mercy, and to pummel all contenders to death for even thinking they could beat the champion or the title shall be striped and the coward slain. Entertainment Bonus: Murder Dimitri v Hara He who choose where they fight shall be he who embarrasses his opponent. We expect one of the two to make quick work of the other, resulting in either a crushed face or crushed larynx. Entertainment Bonus: Cage set on Fire Bill v Hutchins Hutchins is just the man we need to stop Bill’s boring ass lay and pray shit. Take this to the floor and pound his face in or keep it on the feet and pound his face in. either way pound his fucking face in. Entertainment Bonus: Deboning Belov v Moradon This fight promises to be short and sweet or long and sour. Both fighters are so one dimensional a fool can see what will happen, only question is who can persuade the other to see things his way. Entertainment Bonus: Fight on Coals Jones v Soco The rookie Jones knows he needs to take it to the mat but his opponent has some experience and will use it to stay on his feet. This should be a good old fashioned brawl, look for some heavy prosecution work followed by a sour surprise. Entertainment Bonus: Acid poured down throat. Elite v Harrington Elite has all the skills to look like a champ but his past clearly shows he doesn’t know how to use them for shit. Harrington will avoid the fists and send Elite packing for our gallows. Entertainment Bonus: Hanging Karvaturpamz v Oliveira Now these two bring some real skills to the table. This fight needs no hype up, it is the real deal come for the murder but stay for the show, this is it the top of the line, and as such if either fighter gives quarter he shall be beheaded. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1304370844regemposter.jpg The data received from the I-Labs heist was highly encrypted and CPUs had been running around the clock trying to break through in the days since, but still no information had been retrieved and time was running out. The security precautions taken in transmitting the information wouldn't protect them for much longer, illumnati hunters will eventually follow their digital trail back to the UNLV Computer Science Department. The Computer Science building on the UNLV campus houses one of the most powerful supercomputers ever built. With speeds in excess of 2 petaflops it was estimated that the computer would be able to completely break the encrypted data within 72 hours, but time was not on their side. The computer labs and supporting structure of the building were being wired with explosive charges, readying the building to be brought down, covering their tracks and destroying the evidence when they departed, but they would never get the chance to detonate them. The UNLV Computer Science Department had been under surveillance for the previous 36 hours, however the exact number of men inside and their identities was still unknown. Technicians were able to pinpoint the location within hours of the transmission from I-Labs and surveillance teams were immediately dispatched. Plans to send in a team to stop the terrorists from achieving their goal had been drawn up and a team of seven men were positioning themselves outside an entrance on the west-side of the building. With surgical precision the team stormed into the building and immediately dropped the two men standing sentinel at the entrance of the super-computer lab. Gunfire was returned from within the room, sporadic shots at shadows from what appeared to be a lone gunman. The team fired a flash grenade through the doorway and entered to find the corpses of four men. The sporadic shots had not been so sporadic after all as one of the men had shot the three others before turning the gun on himself. There was a detonator laying by his side, the switch had been flipped but the explosives had not been completely wired and his attempt to blow the building had failed. As the bodies were inspected it was discovered that these men bore the same brands as those from the I-Labs heist, the two men in the hall were marked with CTRML, the four others with CCCML, Convicted of Cyber Crimes, punished by the Ministry of Love. Felix Lindfors v Tugg Speedman This fight to the death is for our 170 pound title, this fight has the makings of a long battle full of action. Two fighters with granite chins square off to prove their brutality and with both fighters owning brown belts don’t count on seeing the blood were after. Show us you deserve the title destroy your opponent. Entertainment Bonus: Murder Ivan Klitschko v Lion Takanori Our second title fight of the night pits a diabolical knockout master with three fights and three knockouts for his career to match his granite chin. He faces an experienced veteran whose early TOTT shows he will bleed rather easy, we expect blood and to see someone knocked out. Takanori has a spotty history without any real winning consistency, his primaries appear to be great but one has to wonder if he has the know instincts to use them, look for Klitschko to cash in on this uncertainty. Champions who grind to wins on the scorecard are doubted, destroy your opponent and be feared. Entertainment Bonus: Murder Carlo Gambino v Ruin Yuz The 205 title fight has the makings of a good old fashioned stand up boxing fight. Both fighters bring wonderful boxing and little else, however with two fighters packing some major KO power, sparks could fly and maybe even a few teeth. This fight has the best chance of all the title fights to bring the death which we truly desire. Entertainment Bonus: Murder Danny Blaze v Bobby Mann Mann is going to be gasping for air as Blaze squeezes the life from him. The fool has made his bread and butter on the ground using mediocre wrestling and a blue belt, the brown belt with competent wrestling that is Blaze will be laughing all the way to the bank. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned Cristiano Machado v Justin James This fight looks like it's already over, Machado has almost no morale in him and the humiliation hasn't even begun, just wait till James throws him on the ground and makes him cry like a little girl. This fight will be lucky to make it out of the first round. Humiliate the cowards. Entertainment Bonus: Pantsed Gjergj Kastrioti v Ray Letto We bring you robots Vs wrestlers in this bout. There will be a finish in this fight there is no doubt about it, and unless Kastrioti has the chin of a toddler, Letto will be the next victim of our seasoned rack after he is destroyed on the mat. Entertainment Bonus: The Rack Max Mega v Damien Price I feel I owe all of you out there an apology for this fight, what a weak pairing we offered. Mega is the only one with any hope of finishing this bout and only if he can resist the superior takedowns of a superior wrestler. Skip this fight, come for the death matches. Entertainment Bonus: Whipping Mirko Co Crop v Hugh Recksun What a fight we have here, 10 and 9 knockouts respectively. The difference in this fight may come on the ground as a brown belt is facing a blue belt. Wet our appetites veterans you know what we want make it happen give us blood give us a show, victors taste the rewards losers swim with the sharks. Entertainment Bonus: Thrown in a Shark Tank Ragnar Hjelmslev v Sebastian Shackle Both fighters want this one right where we want it, on the fight and looking to kill. With some of the most impressive standup skills our card has ever seen this one is going to have some fireworks flying. Make sure you don't miss this fight whatever you do. Entertainment Bonus: Chinese Water Torture Marcos Correia v Big Joe Two mismanaged, poorly created and overall useless long term fighters. Don't even bother showing up for this, get a nice dinner then come see the real fighters. There may be some flashes of style when the fighters are on their preferred medium but with the poor quality of creation don't expect much in the way of tactics. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 It was during routine system checks that the command center received the alert that a message had been unexpectedly intercepted over Japan. Threat assessment software on-board the satellite rated the message High Priority and relayed the alert back to Las Vegas through communications satellites and was now awaiting instructions on how to proceed. The mission director gritted his teeth and scowled at the screen as the message scrolled past. It was from a rabble rouser by the name of Tamel Moultrie, and was intended to incite rebellion against the illuminati and our allies. Hey warriors this is Tamel Moultrie of Smashwear Clothing with a very important and potentially life-changing message for you, if I'm not already too late. Take time out of your day to listen up because this is serious and could effect you entire life in the days to come... Can't you feel our world changing? All around us we see things drastically different from when we were kids in the 80's and 90's. From gas prices and the ground game to the danger level of being caught in an explosion at Hayashi's Lounge because of someone elses "Mafia ties", everything is different now. Mike Tycoon loses fights, we are fighting 3 wars at once all against brown people in the sand and against every multi on the net. (which looks like extreme racism to me) and now the government turns on its own people with the introduction of "The Ministry of Love, Peace, Plenty, and Truth!?( formerly The Department of Homeland security) We now enjoy Warrantless wire taps, secrect torture prisons, The patriot act, Lady Gaga, Royal Weddings...all of these things seemed impossible (and transsexual, I'm referring to the wedding) a decade ago... The sad truth my friends and fellow warriors, these things are happening now and will quickly snowball into a global currency, a one world governing body, and a Ministry of love that has every dead baby joke memorized from here to the burning maternity ward...(Illuminati Productions in Las Vegas)... But enough of the fire and brimstone approach, what can we do about this? Fight. FIGHT! FFIIGGHHTT!! People wake up! WE HAVE A CHOICE! Turn off your cellphones and take the battery out so that we may dodge the electronic eavesdropping, Never get your fighter a fight before you sack him...just drown him without saying a word. Tell others about what you are doing and why. DON"T WATCH T.V.! EVER! The television is full of images created to influence our opinions to the benefit of the global agenda...I mean come on, one minute we are all pissed that people can keep their birth certificate private and the next minute we have a reason to dance in the streets and party like its 2001! BUT WAIT THERES MORE! A ROYAL WEDDING TOO!!! OH WOW! Thats such a nice dress!Soon there will be a revolution. We all watched it in Egypt...the removal of a Tyrant by his own people through bravery and heart! RISE UP PEOPLE! THEY CAN'T KILL US ALL! Stop going to work! Take to the streets by the millions worldwide! Protest for our own liberties! Show them they are nothing without us! Smashwear and I, Tamel Moultrie, are calling to every fighter in the tycooniverse to quit your jobs and fight! All you jobbers are enabling them to control us! Quit your jobs and train full time! Fighters and warriors, I sponsor some of the best fighters in this game and work with some of the biggest orgs in the world and I will tell you right now, they are all fighting with me. Logen Glotka, Sexy Beast, Jorge Rivera, Von Han, Son Goku, even Chip Freedom are all here at Smashwear Clothing geared up and ready to fight a war for control of the Tycooniverse! Where are you? Canadian Fighting Championships, Osaka Niten Ichi, Bare Knuckle Combat both London and New York, Average Joes Fight Club, Holmgang, Spirit Fighting Championship, Millwaukee's Best 160, Millwaukee's best nutrition, Lion Clothing, and a few more who wish to remain anonymous because of PERSONAL SAFETY...We are all down here wearing Smashwear Gear with our warpaint on and our lives on the line! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE BEFORE YOU ALL BECOME SLAVES WITH A NUMBER AND A BOX TO LIVE IN(I.D. numbers are just the beginning)...Remember God forgives, Smashwear doesn't... I recently bumped into one of the globalist elite at one of the big arenas. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million fighters and two clowns!" I said, "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" He looked at me with a stone cold stare and said, "See? Nobody cares about the fighters." Thank you all for listening to this emergency broadcast. I am Tamel Moultrie for Smashwear Clothing...and I care about the fighters... Before the full message had even been read the director pounded his fist on his arm-rest and said "We are Green for ITE, send in the birds". Fingers began furiously bashing away at terminal keyboards sending instructions back to The Eye. As the instructions were being received from Las Vegas, The Eye was busy mining data about Mr. Moultrie and his terrorist associates from the internet. Numerous targets were being selected in Tokyo and the surrounding areas in preparation for a full-scale aerial assault. The address of every residence, office building, manufacturer and terrorist training facility was being compiled and the most efficient flight paths were being calculated. With Tamel Moultrie acting as their spokesperson, ONI has been recruiting heavily and have turned Tokyo into a cesspool of terrorist scum. Their training complex currently houses hundreds of potential terrorists, and spans several buildings covering a large stretch of land just outside of Tokyo. They would have to be dealt with swiftly and decisively, amputating the head of this serpent before its pestilence can spread any further. Within moments of receiving the reply from Las Vegas, four unmanned drones were in the air heading toward their respective targets. Each drone carried with it four hellfire missiles, each capped with a one ton tactical warhead. It was with an almost synchronous perfection that the bombs started rocking the city. The offices of ONI and AJFC were hit simultaneously, followed closely by the headquarters of Smashwear. And before the shockwaves could dissipate, the manufacturing district erupted in a sea of flames, severing Smashwear's lifeline. The training facilities and living quarters where ONI trained their recruits was to receive the bulk of the attention however, as a steady stream of bombs rained down upon the complex, levelling everything. The view from The Eye's unwavering stare was being fed back to the overjoyed command center, where each explosion was being met with deafening approval. An awkward smile crept across the face of the director as he watched the homes of these rebellious vermin being obliterated one by one. As the view on their screens withdrew to show the smoldering city in full, the director stood from his chair, his voice boomed above the din and he brought the room to a hush. He issued a barrage of commands, terminating the mission, returning operations to system diagnostics, and requesting complete reports from each station. All of the data gathered during the strike was to be immediately sent to the Ministry of Peace, where further action could be taken against the provocateurs. The drones had been called in, and security teams were being sent out to each of the target locations in order to attempt identification and recovery of the bodies of the ring-leaders. Within days we should know if the operation has been successful in eliminating the terrorists. A message had been sent loud and clear, and was no doubt still reverberating throughout the terrorist network. Retaliation should be expected from their allies and terrorist cells that have already spread to other cities around the world, but with The Eye relentlessly looking down upon them, the pusillanimous cowards will surely be tucking their tails and scurrying underground into the first hole they can find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1305496017alt_poster.jpg They are calling it a marvel of technology. The words Unbelievable, Magical, Incredible were often repeated by those who had experienced it, and the throngs of citizens gathered for the public exhibition were still clamoring for more. The technology that was soon to be joining The Eye was called F.G.H.T., or Fight, an acronym derived from Fighter Genetics and Hiddens Transducer. Designed to identify specific genetic markers, F.G.H.T. will be used to determine the best candidates for our eugenics program. The fighters with the most heart, intelligence and learning ability, the best chin and most striking power are going to be found both here and all across the globe. We are going to locate these exceptional individuals not only so that their genetic information can contribute to the next generation, but to fight and spill their extraordinary blood to glorify our arena. Drake Bradstone v Mattl Evans This one’s for the 185 crown, and I am proud to say both of these warriors deserve the title, hands down the best fight I have seen on our card to date. Both fighters have over 5 wins and no losses, and every fight either one has been in was won by a finish, no decisions here, just how we like it. Although Bradstone has won most of his fights by submission he will clearly want to keep this one on the feet and try to knockout his opponent rather than gambling on the mat. Whatever happens, one thing’s for sure, someone’s going to die. Entertainment Bonus: Murder Helio Gracie v Dyne Yevon These two submission assassins square off for the 155 crown. One has to wonder how Yevon will handle a brown belt on the mat, having never been tested by anything beyond a blue belt, Gracie is fresh off a dominating win over the noted ground specialist Carl Gracie, who at the time of fight held a purple belt. Look to the big heart of Gracie to carry him to victory over his gardening foe. Entertainment Bonus: Murder Nate Diaz v Ryfus Kelly On the floor this is anyone’s fight but if Kelly keeps it on the feet, and there is no reason he can’t, he will destroy that mug of Diaz. Make us proud my slaves feast upon the spoils of victory or suffer the consequences of defeat. Entertainment Bonus: Electrocution Piak Drake v Carl Gracie Finish him Drake, Gracie’s spirit is broken and and you can finish him off. Knock him out, don’t bore us with another decision victory, decisions are only a matter of who gets nothing and who we torture, is that a risk your prepared to take? Let this fight be a warning to all others crush your opponents will when he is weak and never ever fight for a decision. Entertainment Bonus: Water Boarding Rickety Cricket v Lyoto Machida The ring is no stranger to Machida, Rickety however is still learning what it means to fight, although Cricket has an advantage in skills, look for Machida to teach the new comer a lesson about why experience matters. That said Machida you should know better by now, get some fucking boxing, and don’t make me remind you how much I hate decisions. Entertainment Bonus: Castration Ivan Ivanov v Shane Samuelsson Every aspect of this fight appears to favor Samuelsson, leaving no reason why he shouldn’t finish this fight in dramatic fashion. This pair of slaves is a rather pathetic showing for such a glorious org, I must apologize to all our loyal fans for forcing you to endure such scum. Entertainment Bonus: Stoning Freddy Lanzaro v Sune Snowball For a pair of bullies who like to duke it out on the mats, neither one of these two has very strong ground stats. Thank god this fight needs only serve as a warm up for the true action in the later bouts, true disgrace to the card putting these two in the ring. Entertainment Bonus: Fire Walk Entrance Jon Hendrikson v Blake Radcliffe With no morale and little that can be called an advantage in this fight, Radcliffe is in serious danger of being KOed. I love it when there is blood spilled on my canvas, and this fight looks promising to deliver it for me. Entertainment Bonus: Swimming in Leach Filled Pool Satoru Nakano v Sergio Ramos Ramos presents a clear and present danger on the mat, as well as a known ability to get the fight there. Nakano on the other hand has shown little ability at all, with his only win being over a pathetic excuse for an opponent. Ramos destroy him and show him why only real men should come in here to fight. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Sexy Battlestation v Anderson Silva Despite very high striking primaries, neither one of these two has shown they can score a KO consistently. Although not a bad pairing for the first fight of the night, I suspect that this fight will result in a decision, although it will likely be a rather exciting fght as far as decisions go, and who knows, one of these worms could surprise us with a flashy win early on. Entertainment Bonus: Caged with a Lion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1306345538Roswell_poster.jpg The recent discovery of the massive terrorist organization in Japan has prompted some some very harsh action from the Ministry of Peace. Rockets have been launched multiple times over each of the last several days, sending a battery of spy satellites into orbit. Each satellite is being positioned in a geostationary orbit above a particular city. And all data will constantly be streamed back to The Eye, and in turn to Las Vegas. Providing a global surveillance system that is able to monitor every major city around the world twenty-four hours a day. While the technology onboard these surveillance satellites pales in comparison to that found in The Eye, they are all equipped with a high powered telescope, parabolic microphone, as well as a standard electronic communications interception device. So as The Eye continues it's slow and steady precession around the earth, these sentinels will stand guard, ever vigilant against the threat of terrorism that continues to grow around the world. And anywhere that dissent and rebellion raises it's ugly head, we will be there to strike a vicious blow in the name of freedom, security, and peace. Dan Kudo v Ryan Lehew We bring you the snakes tonight, a python versus an anaconda. Who can squeeze the life from his opponent first, Kudo has shown he can score a knockout and get a submission, will it be enough though to overcome the superior bjj and experience of Lehew? Only time will tell, whatever happens look for some exciting rolling. Entertainment Bonus: Python Feeding Parnell Calhoun v Jin Sen This one looks like a major standup war in the making, with a combined 23 knockouts between the two combat this one is going to be something to see. The winner of this battle will surely be a top contender for the 205 crown. Prove you deserve it boys we don’t give out title shots for nothing. Entertainment Bonus: Swirly Xx Xx v Damien Demented Demented is clearly a more experienced fighter with over 6 times as many fights as the upstart Xx. We should get to enjoy a rather monstrous beating of Xx. Show us just how demented you truly are, kill him. Entertainment Bonus: Water Boarding Bret Fergieson v Quik Yin A blackbelt I can only hope his heart is as dark. This fight has no need for a build up, no need for instructions, you both know what needs to be done. The floor will shake and the heavens will fall when the bell rings for this one. Entertainment Bonus: Acid Drip Chris Columbus v Leonard Hutchins An appetizer to wet your pallets for the bloodshed later in the night. Columbus has an edge on the feet for sure, and looks to be the superior ground man but anything could happen with this one. I want some bloodshed, a knockouts not enough, I want blood, cut him. Entertainment Bonus: Electrocution John Jones v Joe Soco Jones should get any easy win out of this chump. The mismanagement of these two fighters is a travesty to the rest of the card, at least it will be a quick finish by submission. Entertainment Bonus: Iron Maiden Timmy Riddle v Tony Montana Make no mistake the gloves are off and the fists will fly. This fight will end in a flash knockout or a long battle to a decision. Either way there will be some major boxing going on and not much else. If either of these managers has hopes of making a successful career out there fighter they better get some ground skills and fast. Entertainment Bonus: Public Stoning Spector Air v Bud Weiser Make no mistake the gloves are off and the fists will fly. This fight will end in a flash knockout or a long battle to a decision. Either way there will be some major boxing going on and not much else. If either of these managers has hopes of making a successful career out there fighter they better get some ground skills and fast, particularly some bjj come on guys, white belts really? Entertainment Bonus: Swim with Piranhas Jorgen Moradon v Faiz Rehman He who choose where they fight shall be he who embarrasses his opponent. We expect one of the two to make quick work of the other, resulting in either a crushed face or crushed larynx. Entertainment Bonus: Bitch Slap Andrei James v Ted Kane Two mismanaged, poorly created and overall useless long term fighters. Don't even bother showing up for this, get a nice dinner then come see the real fighters. There may be some flashes of style when the fighters are on their preferred medium but with the poor quality of creation don't expect much in the way of tactics. Entertainment Bonus: Beheading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1306346218Reptilian_poster.jpg Since the geostationary satellite positioned above Las Vegas has begun actively watching the desert, there has been one group constantly in it's sights. The Convicted Corporation has been under much scrutiny from the Ministry of Love in the weeks since terrorists first attacked the I-Labs research facility in an attempt to steal highly sensitive information. The supposed connection between the terrorist cell and Convicted has been flatly denied, however the pleas of innocence have yet to sway officials in the Ministry of Love. Board members are being arrested and interrogated regarding their knowledge of and possible connection to the terrorist group. Their homes and offices are being searched in an attempt to recover any evidence that may still exist. Although Convicted has been in full cooperation with the authorities so far, suspicions are still high and the investigation into their involvement with the terrorists is far from over. While all of the terrorists that have been killed in the Las Vegas attacks have been convicted felons, no ties between any of the terrorists and the board members of Convicted Inc. have yet to be established. As the frustration continues to build from the unsuccessful hunt, it falls to us once again to come up with creative yet savage ways to punish the weak and feed an insatiable lust for blood and violence. The losers of the main portion of the card will all face a unique form of public execution, the losers from the undercard will have their fate decided by the crowd, and those unworthy of life will have theirs taken by a cascade of stone. Jose Gomez v Forrest Loveladdy The Main Event features two highly accomplished submission artists. Loveladdy looks to possess an edge both striking and on the ground, however the gap in skill on the ground is negligible and Gomez should not be underestimated. With the wealth of experience that only comes from 22 professional fights Gomez will be extremely difficult to beat and will provide a true test for Loveladdy. I expect to see both fighters go for the kill and fight with all the abilities they possess. Disappoint and your head will become decoration for the spikes that adorn the exterior of the arena. Entertainment Bonus: Decapitation by Guillotine Jake Fetch v Josh Hara In the Co-Main Event another pair of one-dimensional combatants who will be looking to demonstrate their prowess on the ground. Fetch is incredibly dangerous on the mat and holds a serious wrestling advantage over his opponent. Hara is no slouch off his back if he gets put in that position, however his slight striking edge may be enough for him to try to keep the fight on the feet. The only thing that will spare you tonight will be inflicting grievous injury upon your opponent. We want to see limbs mangled and bones shattered, limp bodies choked lifeless. Fail to deliver an entertaining finish and you will be given a front row seat for the main event; impaled on the 20 ft pole that stands next to the cage. Entertainment Bonus: Impalement Mr Gerbik v Nines Rodriguez It should be an explosive contest between these two warriors. Gerbik and Rodriguez both come in with very good striking and the leather should be flying fast and furious when they collide. Gerbik hasn't shown the stopping power of his opponent however, and standing and exchanging could prove costly if Rodriguez can land one of those vicious bombs. The challenge presented to Gerbik will be to demonstrate his ability to finish with strikes. If this fight reaches a decision both competitors will have their genitals mutilated and severed and their throats slit. Entertainment Bonus: Crushed to Death Paulo Calamote v Ihsan Shagrath What a strange battle this promises to be. Shagrath will be sacrificing himself to Calamote, who will be using the fight to exhibit his prolific submission game. The black belt should make quick work of Shagrath who looks to offer as little resistance as possible and asks only for the breaks to be quick and clean. Expose the marrow of his bones to the putrid air of the arena or have your head cleaved from your neck. Entertainment Bonus: Decapitation by Axe Killer Elite v Chad Silver The plan of attack for each man in this contest is quite clear cut. For Elite the only option is to stand and deliver strikes, while his adversary will be looking to do anything but. Silver must get the fight to the ground in order to have any chance of success against his opponent. End the fight brutally, that is all I ask, finish the fight or be savagely ripped apart. Entertainment Bonus: Fed to the Wolves James Bean v Freddy Lanzaro For Bean, this fight is a must win, an opportunity to prove he belongs and at once derail the progress of his up and coming opponent. Lanzaro continues to improve and looks better each time he appears in the cage, and tonight he will be given a chance to shine once more and demonstrate his superiority. If the fight goes the distance both men will be stretch to their limits on the rack before being crucified and burned alive. Entertainment Bonus: Drawn and Quartered Alexander Belov v Nagorath Zeraka Belov is relentless in his determination to get the fight to the ground, but with striking skills like his you have to be. He is a pure grappler and has a significant advantage over his opponent in that area, if the fight hits the ground Zeraka will be in trouble. For Zeraka to stay on his feet long enough to deliver any damage at all should be a moral victory, to deliver a knockout, a miracle. Belov should make a short night of it, and inflict a quick and extremely painful submission. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Kid Buu v Julio Cesar Cesar is a stud, and a future star in the featherweight division. He is a complete package, incredibly well rounded and capable of doing damage wherever the fight takes place. His opponent is one of our very own, owned and raised by one of our cruelest. Buu will present a difficult challenge, and a true measuring stick to see exactly where our newest recruit stands. Give the crowd the exciting finish they demand or suffer the consequences of disappointing your executioners. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Sheldon Cooper v Bj Evans Bazinga should have little trouble dropping the hammer on his opponent in this one. Evans is drastically out-matched in basically every aspect of the fight and unless he has a stellar performance against Cooper it is hard to see any way for him to pull off a victory. Send Evans to another plane of consciousness and give the fans the brutal knock-out finish that they all came to see. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Max Mega v Paul Queriza Mega has tremendous pressure on him to deliver a stunning knock-out to start the night off in style. Queriza is much more well rounded but far from a threat to Mega, and will have to rely on a cunning gameplan if he is to have any success against a superior boxer. Being the first fight of the night is both an honor and a curse, it is an honor for you to get the opportunity to be the opening act in our grotesque play of suffering, but a curse, for if you turn the crowd against you and incite their violence, your life will end brutally under a hail of stones. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1306347907moon_poster.jpg The parade of arrested Convicted board members has continued throughout the week, amid much protest of many in the city. The final member to be brought in for questioning was the self-proclaimed, 'bad-ass motherfucker' of Synchronicity, Mr. Lance Templeton. Templeton was brought to the Ministry of Love, fully shackled and marched in front of media and protesters alike in an attempt to embarrass and besmirch both Mr. Templeton and Convicted Inc.. Having grown impatient with and aggravated by the Illuminati security forces that were now so intrusive. Templeton had dared to not comply with orders given to allow himself to be arrested and interrogated like the rest of the board members had all so willingly done. After failing to meet the conditions set forth, forces were called in to apprehend Mr. Templeton. The search into Templeton's involvement with the terrorist activity immediately intensified. Already teams had completely torn through his home, and were collecting all of the electronic data that has been transmitted and received by Templeton. Phone records, emails, bank transactions, nothing would be left unchecked and no bones would be left undisturbed in the back of his closet. It was through the phone records that the first bit of evidence that could be used against Mr. Templeton was found. In the days just before and after the I-Labs attack, phone calls were placed to Mr. Templeton's cell phone, from a pay phone just minutes away from the UNLV building where the data stolen from I-labs had been transmitted. Given this new evidence Templeton will be held in custody at the Ministry of Love indefinitely. His interrogation and the search into his involvement will continue, and if through confession or when sufficient evidence has been gathered for a conviction, Mr. Templeton will be reconditioned, have his face branded with the mark of a convicted felon, and be released outside of the city into the dregs of society. Ready Go v Tugg Speedman Speedman will be making the first defense of his welterweight title since winning it over fellow challenger Felix Lindfors last month. The well-rounded champion has become a very dangerous submission artist, and in an area where his opponent has shown much weakness, Speedman should have little trouble exploiting his advantage on the ground. Go has been champion twice before, in two separate orgs in London. The recently imported, over-hyped, paper champion from the UK was found by F.I.G.H.T. and has been brought in to expose him to 451° of pain. Entertainment Bonus: Burned at the Stake Drake Bradstone v The Man In what should make for an excellent Co-Main Event, two promising young fighters will be looking to make a statement. Both come in with only a single loss, both to the same man, the current middleweight champion, Mattl Evans. While Bradstone clearly is capable of fighting on the ground, I don't expect him to try it against Man. Bradstone has a slight edge in his striking skills and he should take full advantage of it. Man is a serious threat on the ground, if he is allowed to catch hold of a limb, much pain and suffering will ensue. Entertainment Bonus: The Rack Artem Ivanov v Cristiano Machado I fear these two shall disappoint us greatly, which is never a good thing. It will be a striker versus grappler match-up, Ivanov on the ground, and Machado on the feet. Unless Machado can keep the fight standing, which he is very much capable, it will be very hard to win. On the ground underneath a superior grappler is no place to be for a white belt. The challenge of getting the fight to the ground will fall to Ivanov, he doesn't have wrestling abilities of his opponent, but he must find a way to secure a takedown to have a chance of success. Entertainment Bonus: Guillotine Roland Deschain v Lion Takanori Two of the most skilled competitors of the night will be facing off against one another in this one. Both are incredible fighters, with a ton of experience, with 38 fights combined. It will be very much a chess match, as Deschain will have to find a way to avoid falling into his opponents strength, and to protect his chin, which at times has been tested. Takanori should be comfortable in any position, but striking is where he possesses the biggest advantage. Though he is 10cm shorter than his opponent, which could cause some difficulty finding his target. Entertainment Bonus: Judas Cradle Marcos Correia v Thomas Robbins This will be another match-up of striker versus grappler, and as is so often the case in these matches, the grappler should have little trouble. Robbins has some excellent boxing, and if he can lay his hands on Correia he could definitely score a huge upset. For Correia, getting the fight to the ground and into his world should prove quite easy. The BJJ brown belt is ever improving and his wrestling is becoming quite good. Entertainment Bonus: Brandon Murphy v Carlo Gambino We can count on fireworks between these two warriors. Both men are very good boxers and the leather should be flying when they square off. Although both are continually improving other aspects of their game, boxing is their biggest strength by far. Give the crowd what they are clamoring to see, a brutal fight with and even more brutal finish. Deliver your opponent into unconsciousness or have your beating hearts cut from your chests. Entertainment Bonus: Heart Cut Out Dan Harrington v Jake Muller Muller will be making his debut against a very dangerous opponent in Dan Harrington. Both are very good wrestlers and I expect both to try to get the fight into that area. Harrington's muay thai could prove lethal, both striking and in the clinch, to Muller. Both men need to go all out and deliver a decisive finish to the fight, decisions only provoke the ire of the crowd. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Bud Weiser v Khan Li It will be the King of Beers taking on my very own sacrificial lamb, Khan Li, in this David versus Goliath match-up. Weiser possesses an incredible 130lb weight advantage as well as being 7cm taller. It's not their opponents these men should fear, but the crowd, disappoint them and your judgement may be rendered before the fight has even been completed. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Clyde Dimitri v Bradock Lao It should be another great stand-up war between these two highly skilled boxers. Both should come out throwing bombs and looking to give the crowd a huge knockout victory. Satisfy their lust for violence and you may spare your life, disappoint and become yet another victim of their rage. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Jon Jones v Earl Soultaker It should make for an interesting match-up as Jones, a highly accomplished grappler, takes on Soultaker in his debut. Soultaker has his background purely in muay thai and his kicks could prove lethal against Jones, if he can land them before Jones can land his takedown. Do no disappoint, give us a finish worthy of the honored position you hold as first fight of the night. Entertainment Bonus: Stoned to Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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