MMATycoon Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Thought we could have a thread for random amusing stuff. http://hunch.se/stuff/dwarf.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightking Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Acronym fetish: http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a213_n8.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightking Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Here piggy, piggy. http://funmeme.com/images/funmeme_com/WindowsLiveWriter/FunnyNewspaperAdsandHeadlinesNumber1_6244/pig_14a7d741-ed00-4c2d-9eb5-172f96770b59.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 http://www.seekgeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/missing-bacon.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 the best EVA http://prairiesunrise.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/condom-truck-tips-newspaper-article.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 http://www.boingboing.net/200710181146.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 http://www.boingboing.net/200710181146.jpg lol now that is good (even if the woman is a tit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMATycoon Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I just tried to find the one about the woman who thought her brains were falling out but couldnt find it anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines/251.jpg http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines/252.jpg http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines/255.jpg http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines/258.jpg http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines/263.jpg http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines/267.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 5 pounds? Well damn don't let any dwarfs jump on a trampoline near her. Makes you wonder how retarded that man must have been to call to cops for some missing bacon. He's wife probably was like "Damn those burglars, thank God they didn't take the laptop, the tv and my jewellery." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 lol now that is good (even if the woman is a tit) Retards make the best headliners. This would even be funny without the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I just tried to find the one about the woman who thought her brains were falling out but couldnt find it anywhere Yeah I'm looked for something as well. A Belgian newspaper "Marie X has aids but she stays positive" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintchicken Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 haha, nice stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceTempleton Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I just tried to find the one about the woman who thought her brains were falling out but couldnt find it anywhere WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the backof her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from theheat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrus Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 FailBlog posts things like that every day, I have a laugh every day that I enter in this site xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the backof her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from theheat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde. Hahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That's so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMATycoon Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I was searching for cookie dough, which is why it never showed up for me Quality stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 WOW you'd think the pain would be a LITTLE more unbearable if you'd actually been shot in the head, and after an hour or so of "Holding" your brains in, don't you think you'd realize you should really be dead, but aren't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 hahaha great stuff, specially about the woman who though she got shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMATycoon Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I just saw this guy's suit and had to ask - is this normal in the states or do you all think he's dressed like a complete twat too? http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4252212 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 It kinda a black thing Tycoon plus it hard to find a suit that fits a 6'4 275 man (but he does look like a jackass tho) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 They did in the 1920's. But usually not black people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMATycoon Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 he looks like the kid at the end of "Big" when Tom Hanks goes back to being 13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I just saw this guy's suit and had to ask - is this normal in the states or do you all think he's dressed like a complete twat too? http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4252212 It's not normal in this part of the US. It reminds me of a preacher's outfit for some reason, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 yea back then that is true but now a days it is flipped it is a black guy thing it a throw back to the old school mobsters movies like the Untouchables, and the original scarface (not the one with Al Pacino) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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