Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg Super Meat Boy, better known as "The Butcher From Bellevue", was an American serial killer and cannibalist who killed all the people and fucked all the hot bitches. After murdering and fucking everyone he got lonely and tried repeatedly jumping into some gigantic circular saws in the forest to end his miserable existence. Sensing his potential, Manny Tosen (who'd surprisingly not gotten eaten nor fucked by this menace yet) saved his life and fed him cake. Fuelled by sugar and an insatiable hunger for human flesh, Super Meat Boy is 2-0 in professional MMA. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg Super Meat Boy (268980) "Just got out of the shower. Time to hit someone with my car--- I mean the gym. The gym is what I meant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Amazing! Can't wait to hear more about the adventures of Super Meat Boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Don't compare my excellence to the diarrhea you're spreading all over General Game Discussion. Super Meat Boy is a phenom. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg"I just pooped out an entire, undigested human hand. Is that normal?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 You said it, Super Meat Boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Things I hope Super Meat Boy will post about: -Favourite colour -Favourite food -How much he loves Bandage Girl -Are they going to get married soon? -I hope so -Views on the ongoing crisis in Ukraine -Views on french impressionism as opposed to german expressionism -Breadsticks - yay or nay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg"Bjorn's hate speech made me so upset I just ate my latina housekeeper and her two children. Their blood is on your hands, Bjorn." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01819/Untitled-18_1819788a.jpg some meat here he can eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madness Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130221004655/archer/images/thumb/4/44/Cheryl_1.jpg/460px-Cheryl_1.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skap Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Very cool pic and cool story line... I think Meat boy needs his own line of clothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I'm pretty sure I'll be dead by july considering all these killers we have running around! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg"Taking a mammoth dump." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg"Just got home from my evening run to the local burger store. The pimply teen behind the counter asked me if I'd like to try the healthier vegetarian alternative so I ate him too." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg"You know what I don't get? Pastries. Meat loaf is cool though. Like a batouttahell nananana." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg "Bjorn's hate speech made me so upset I just ate my latina housekeeper and her two children. Their blood is on your hands, Bjorn." Why does it have to be latina? You racist.. in order to prove you are not racist you must eat the following in no particular order so as not to offend anyone: 1. Whitey American 2. African American 3. African African 4. Asian 5. Middle Europeaner 6. South American 7. Central American 8. Australian 9. Left coast Europeaner 10. Right coast Europeaner 11. Canuckistanian 12. Russian or someone from the breakaway Republics that were formerly Russian The choice of who you eat is up to you, get busy, you got lots of eating to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Why does it have to be latina? You racist.. in order to prove you are not racist you must eat the following in no particular order so as not to offend anyone: 1. Whitey American 2. African American 3. African African 4. Asian 5. Middle Europeaner 6. South American 7. Central American 8. Australian 9. Left coast Europeaner 10. Right coast Europeaner 11. Canuckistanian 12. Russian or someone from the breakaway Republics that were formerly Russian The choice of who you eat is up to you, get busy, you got lots of eating to do. Every time he eats a Chinese person he's hungry again in 30 mins LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg "I just pooped out an entire, undigested human hand. Is that normal?" You would get along well with the adipose: http://i.imgur.com/wsDJyKo.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Every time he eats a Chinese person he's hungry again in 30 mins LOL I just said ASIAN... doesn't have to be Chinese, could be Korean... Japanese... Indian... Vietnamese.. and other ese's I have forgotten about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 *edited since my gif doesnt make since now that Humers post in front of mine got deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg"Just woke up. My morning snack was a Georgian (born in the country, settled in the state)." 1. Whitey American 2. African American 3. African African 4. Asian 5. Middle Europeaner 6. South American 7. Central American 8. Australian 9. Left coast Europeaner 10. Right coast Europeaner 11. Canuckistanian 12. Russian or someone from the breakaway Republics that were formerly Russianhttp://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg"Woohoo! That's four strikes in one bite!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpig Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I enjoyed reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/smb.jpeg"Some fool tried to heel hook me in practice last night. As you may have noticed I have no knee joints." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronix Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Hey meetboy, think we've found you a worthy opponant http://www.dawgpoundnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/meat-grinder.jpg If you're ever serious about getting your career to another level. Hit us up and we'll get you into the next grinder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 That guy murdered his entire family in front of him, you sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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