Hello everyone Douche McBaggins & C.A. Retals here to take a look at the happenings of the recent Kickboxing Tournament tournament here at Silent Fighting Championships, Known as The Summit. The night was headlined by yet another awesome performance by the Heavyweight champ Artur Levchenko as he was taken into deepwaters in his fight with Petellar Luxation. Now lets go over the tournament with a look at each of the 8 first round matches.
Benny Yuvaves def George Dawson Decision (Unanimous)
Douche: Kicking off the Tournament was a highly entertaining slug fest that went the distance. Benny looks to be a relentless workhorse which could be a huge upside for him in this tourney. He seemed to overwhelm Dawson with his face paced attack which earned him a ticket to round 2.
C.A.: Can't Beleive Benny let it go to decision what a punk, Dawson was valiant but Benny must of paid the judges off
Simon Adebisi def Laurence Lewellyn Decision (Unanimous)
Douche: In the second bout of the tournament we had a Muay Thai expert up against a boxer. The bout was very competitive with Simon getting the better of Laurence for the most part. Adebisi showed he had the better clinch game which i am sure played a big part on the scorecards.
C.A.: Laurence? really you fight and your name is Laurence? I'm guessing he was just hoping Adabisi was gonna accidently insert himself into to him
Abel Secoy def Gareth Breaker Decision (Unanimous)
Douche: Our next fight was a true Muay Thai battle both guys where very diverse strikers it just seemed Secoy was just a little better in every asset of the fight. Breaker showed he had a lot of heart in this one but sometimes heart just aint gonna cut it. Secoy cruised to a fairly one sided decision victory.
C.A.: The Force is strong with Secoy...I hear he reeks of saurekraut and that's his main weapon
Shang Tsung def Cyril Takayama (TKO) Rd. 1
Douche: Shang Tsung showed complete dominance in his bout with Takayama, who looks virtually identical to Tsung by the way. Though they might be twins switched at birth we clearly saw who got the bulk of the fighting genes. The bout came to a screaming end when Tsung unloaded a picture perfect right hand that crumbled his opponent at 1:35 in the very first round.
C.A.: Tsung let'em hang in this one. I like him....I like him a lot
Anna Velvet def Wang Yong Wong (TKO) Rd. 1
Douche: Anna made short work of Wong in this one, taking the fight to the clinch and showing superior clinchwork. Wong just could not get into any kind of rhythm in the bout, and Velvet took full control. The bout ended with a uppercut finish halfway though the opening round.
C.A.: A fighter named Anna? A boy named Sue? whatever somebody got Knocked The Hell Out!
Hematoma Hominick def Lard Pecs Decision (Unanimous)
Douche: Next up we got a bloody brawl between two guys that are very balanced strikers. Both guys where bleeding by the end of this one which is what all you freaks came to see right. With a name like Hematoma i would have been pissed if he didn't shed a little blood, anyway back the action the cards where unamious as Hominick showed a very well rounded performances earning him the UD.
C.A: Hema Homi is an interesting character he can make it far unless he gets to excited and splatters himself to soon
George Alexander Pyke def Mick Fernando (TKO) Rd. 3
Douche: Pyke wore down his opponent with relentless Clinchwork, landing shot after shot to the head of Fernando. Coming into the third round George could have played it safe with the first two rounds in the bag, instead he came out and took complete control. The fight was finished with a awesome uppercut that ends the night for Fernando at 1:46 of the 3rd round.
C.A.: Somebody gotta die great to see somebody go out and leave it all out there, Congrats to you Mr. Pyke and good luck
Ruslan Prudnikov def Emory Garcia (TKO) Rd. 1
Douche: In the final matchup of the tourny we saw a brutal Finish, that took only 34 seconds. Ruslan came out like a madman trying to kick Garcia's head into the third row, he scored early with it gaining quick knockdowns before finally finishing the fight with a third devastating Head Kick. Ruslan looks to be a serious threat for this competition.
C.A: Head kicks ain't nothing to fuck with
This is C.A. Retals, good night and good luck, f**k off!