bjornmma1 Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14245157291803.jpg Karl "Psycho " Roosevelt Hey weirdo's !!! I've been in hospital for some tests. I'm not sure what happened in there, but all I know is that I went in under the name of Max Hatred. My doctor told me that he wanted to give me a new name. I didn't care as I had no clue what was going on in the first place. Because I sometimes say stupid things and there is a meme ' shut up Karl' , they assumed it was a good first name for me. And sometimes when I dream, I dream of Roosevelt, so that made sense, even to me. I've been in the hospital for only a few days. No, the doctor didn't say that I was cured, but Max, Karl, Me, Roosevelt and the others told me that I was fine and could just leave without asking the doctors. I had been walking in the streets of New York when I finally saw a house with clothes in the windows. I don't know how they call that and what it is for, but it looked to me like a place where naked people put on clothers if they feel like to many people stare at their sweaty balls. The silk underwear was a bit itchy combined with my hairy ass, but I guess time will heal all wounds. After two more hours, I started feeling something strange in my stomach. I wasn't sure what it was, but 100 yards later I found out. Body gass that has been a long time in your body wants to get out at a certain point in time. I smelled nothing, but judging by the two young punks, the old woman and the nanny who all began puking, it must have been quite something... Once my stomach was sort of empty, I saw a big red 'M' on top of a building. When I went in , the place was fillled with fat people eating bread with meat on it. It smelled better than the gass I had produced, so I assumed that eating it would allow me to produce fresher body gasses. Boy was I wrong! Those onions caused a shutdown of half NY city because they were afraid the sewers were broken. No more meat and bread for me from the red 'M' for sure! I was feeling fat after eating all of that stuff and decided to start running. Can't say that it was a huge succes, but hey, it's the effort that counts right..?! Still little bit depressed, I went home ( a carton box somewhere on the outside of the city) and slept for 4 straight days. When I woke up, a huge muscular guy was standing next to me with a creepy smile on his face. He told me that he would turn me into the most crazy, relentless fighter the world had ever seen. I had no clue what he meant with fighting, but being the best of the world sounded promising. I followed him and then I had a blackout and now I'm here back sleeping in my carton box. I just woke up and feel like I'm the G.O.A.T. of Mixed Martial Arts. But maybe that's just because my armpitts smell like a goat ... 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasman Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Good story 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Good story Thanks. I enjoyed writing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Their is only one "Psycho" fighter named Karl in this world and his last name is Amoussou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Their is only one "Psycho" fighter named Karl in this world and his last name is Amoussou http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14245157291803.jpg Karl "Psycho " Roosevelt That Amoussou guy is my bitch. He isn't crazy or a psycho. He is in fact stupid and that's all. Being a psycho doesn't mean that you have to fight every fight like fireworks are stuck up your ass! PSYCHOPATHS... PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG, BUT DON'T GIVE A SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 I'm really liking my new location. New York is awesome! Karl "Psycho" Roosevelt is in da hood!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 ^^ haha that pic is disturbing and funny at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 ^^ haha that pic is disturbing and funny at the same time. If you think that was disturbing, wait until you see his holiday pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted February 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 This picture is from last year on holiday in Miami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted March 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Ain't no bad weather going to stop me from doing what I like to do! - Karl Roosevelt - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Hahaha quality mate need to hit you up for done pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted April 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14245157291803.jpg Karl "Psycho " Roosevelt Boom! And down he went. One punch KO! Some people call me crazy, I call myself motivated. Hey Senzo, I see your next weekend event isn't fully booked. Count me in. I'll fight again on it. Roope Latvala hasn't got a fight booked. Find out please if he isn't scared. If he isn't, sign me up against him next weekend in London. I'll stay here. British women aren't hot, but easy to get, so that's perfect for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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