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Bo Dallas



I DID IT! I'm undefeated, thats right I'm 1 and BO!



Sorry the rest of you guys had to fight with all that blood on the mat, that shit had to be slippery. I thought it was funny to see my imposter get KO'd, what a dumb ass. Anyway i'm headed to the store to get some ice on my elbow cuz that bitch hurts then I'm headed to Sully Bar & Grill and drink a beer or 7.


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Brady "The Italian Stallion" Battagli

The funny things is you must not have that much fans if your manager decided to bin your dumb ass. All you got to do is BOlieve and you might be rescued be a manager of your quality you nobody. Your first stumbling block was your self not an opponent. You Joke.

 

 

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Akseli "Finnisher" Suokas

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You know what's a joke for me? A guy calling himself a "Stallion" and throwing ONE, MISSED PUNCH in his 5 mins debut. One punch, seriously? Your "level" of the game looks much more funny than Bo's story imo. I hope you will work a lot before your next fight, so fans don't have to look at you just trying to survive one more time.

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Esteban tries to get into range but Green steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Esteban! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Green scores the big KO victory!

 

 

 

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Victor "THE ANNIHILATOR" Szczęsny (257572)-''Great victory Mr.green,I took you only 55 seconds to turn Deadshot into DeadSHIT.haha''

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William Dillinger

 

What is up? I got another fight today, thank you mr.Scooby..

So my next opponent is Jerome Sinclair, who won his first fight fast. Now he propably thinks that he is "The Man".

I can admit that he won his fight impressively, but his opponent didn´t have chin or talent!

I ain´t that easy and most likely i will win!

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Sully's Predictions

"Lucky" Liam's Predictions!

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"Lucky" Liam McGuiness (246080)

(disclaimer: All comments made by "Lucky" Liam McGuiness are strictly his thoughts and do not reflect those of his manager or his brother James "Sully" McGuiness)

Hello everyone!!! Welcome to another edition of PRIDE KT's Fight Preview!!!

 

Before we start, unfortunately due to the short notice of this card , my brother Sully was unable to make it down to do this preview as he is too busy training for his upcoming fight at IMMA 45 Masters vs Moya.

 

He then made the hard decision to not preview this week's card, but I THOUGHT I WOULD SAVE THE DAY!!!!!

 

But first a quick word from our sponsors. North Atlantic is the premier clothing store in The Island. The stuff ain't cheap, but if you want quality then you should pay for it!! Hit up Mac Nulty for a sponsorship!!!

 

And what about this card??? It was on, then it wasn't. And then just like that it's back on!!! I can't wait!!! What are the first fights? Let's have a look:

 

PRIDE: Cast Away II

 

Lion Heart v Ryan Angelo

Lion Heart hails from The Bahamas, where a lot of ex-MMA fighters seem to retire. Will that have any effect on his training? Being around so many ex-fighters? Not much is known about this 18 year old, and he makes his debut against kickboxer Ryan Angelo who has already shaken the debut jitters with a victory.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Damned if i know!!! But if i HAD to choose? Lion Heart to come out strong but Angelo to win a close decision.

 

Kick Boxer v Tom Kazanski

2 more 18 year olds making their debut. Kick Boxer was whining about not being able to fight, but was able to get another fight set up against another unknown fighter Kazanski who has the original nickname "The Iceman."

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Kick Boxer melt the Ice Man and KO him into a puddle.

 

Riku Kiri v Rosco Mosca

Third fight of the card pits 2 more 18 year olds making their debut. Muay Thai fighter Mosca fights blue belt Kiri. Now while i am in no way doubting Kiri's skills as a fighter, but what the fook is he thinking stepping into the cage in a muay thai fight against a muay thai fighter?? This should be an easy night.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Mosca to walk through Kiri, who will be wondering why he ain't allowed to take him down.

 

Roberto Abreu v Zang Fang

Now for the big boys. Kickboxer "Cyborg" Abreu takes on boxer Fang. Abreu looks really fat while Fang looks less fat.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Although one hit can end it, i somehow see Abreu missing his power strikes then having nothing left in the tank, leading to a late 1st round TKO for Fang.

 

Guntoff Winnettusk v Dierk Riese

Both men who have already fought in PRIDE. Winnettusk who won a forgettable decision while Riese got knocked out in his debut. Both men have a lot to prove here as Winnettusk will try to stop the crowd from falling asleep while Riese will be looking not to start with 2 losses.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Riese to come out with something to prove and score a close decision to hopefully get some confidence back.

 

-=BREAK=-

 

As most you know, my brother trained and fought on the second season of The Island. It was during that time on The Island that he developed the formula of Sully's Home Brew, or Sully's HB for short.

So make your way down to Sully's Bar & Grill and order yourself a bucket of chicken and wash it down with an icy cold Sully's HB. Available in four different flavours.

 

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ClickClick ClickClick v Vesa Asikainen

Wow. Not very sure about this one. Asikainen made his MMA debut losing a decision in HEAVYWEIGHT while the funnily named ClickClick is making his debut. I have a funny feeling Asikainen will somehow not be allowed to sanctioned to fight as he is injured and 5 pounds overweight.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: IF this fight even gets sanctioned, then ClickClick will get the easy victory which will see Asikainen leave in a stretcher.

 

Sagat Petchyindee v Khasar Borjigin

Two midgets now have a turn as both men are looking to bounce back after losses. Khasar has taken his loss like a man and after re-fueling at Sully's i can see this warrior making a comeback.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Khasar to make his triumphant return with a late 2nd round TKO!

 

Silvio Asap v Basil Hastings

Another 2 men who made unsuccessful debuts. Asap comes from a long line of Asap fighters while Hastings talked about head kicking people then was nowhere to be found when he got knocked out. This is a close one, who knows what can happen here?

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Asap has a famous name, but Hastings should be able to try those head kicks he promised. Heck, he might even land some. Hastings by boring decision.

 

Sami Bernill v Rakharo Soladdo

Soladdo has only been in the cage 16 seconds while Bernill has lasted 20 mins. Bernill said in an interview that he was happy with his fight?? I dunno what fight he was watching... Maybe he fell asleep while watching the replay and dreamed he was watching one of MY classic fights!

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Soladdo to steamroll Bernill with another quick KO.

 

Svend Haraldsson v Andua Rameau Sokoudju

Last but not least, the Heavyweights close up our show with 2 winners. Kickboxer Haraldsson and Boxer Sokoudju both made impressive debuts with 1st round KO's. Excellent way to close the event as any hit can end it.

Sully's Liam's Prediction:"Forkbeard" Haraldsson to be the more sneaky fighter to land first to score his second KO victory.

 

 

LADS!!! I almost forgot!!!! Don't forget to make your way down to Sully's Bar & Grill after PRIDE: Cast Away II for the official AFTER PARTY!! It will also be doubling up as my BIRTHDAY BASH!!!!

 

Come one come all and watch the replays of tonight's fights on our HD screens while celebrating with an icy cold beer and some chicken!!!

 

Oh, and there will be CAKE!!! YUM!!!!!!!

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Ryan Angelo (170lbs)

Nice review Liam but there isn't going to be anything close about tonight's fight.

I may only be 18 and because of that my manager told me to be cautious last time out. It's always nice to win your debut fight but this time I won't have the first fight nerves but I've got the confidence to fight how I'd like to - the Lion will be asleep before the end of round 2.

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Khasar "Habutu" Borjigin



"Make or break time for myself. I have been spending time with a Buddhist and his idea of re-incarnation appealed to me, but i must stay loyal to the Sky-Father. My brother's grand-son Kublai beleives in the way of Buddha though. Anyway i am rambling in my old age, i shall give my all in the fight."


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Dierk Riese


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Khasar "Habutu" Borjigin for both us it was make or brake. I see you got your first Win as did i.


The only difference is that you Won via TKO and i couldnt put my opponent on the floor.


I tried really hard to get a finish, but wasnt hitting hard enough, but i must say he had a good chin.


Looking forward to my next fight and hope i can build up a streak.


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Khasar "Habutu" Borjigin

"I won and it felt good getting the win. Who's next for me?"

 

 

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Bo Dallas

I will take you on BO-rjigin! This is a big opportunity for you, I mean it's not every day that you get the chance to be in the cage with an undefeated superstar like myself

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Bo Dallas

I will take you on BO-rjigin! This is a big opportunity for you, I mean it's not every day that you get the chance to be in the cage with an undefeated superstar like myself

 

Borjigin VS Dallas could possibly be in the works if there are no objections

 

Thanks man!

 

No Problem

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Sully's Predictions

"Lucky" Liam's Predictions!

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"Lucky" Liam McGuiness (246080)

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Ladies and gentlemen!!! Once again, my brother Sully is unable to preview the upcoming fights as he is training hard for his fight at IMMA 45 Masters vs Moya. So once again little brother Liam saves the day and previews the upcoming fights for PRIDE: Cast Away III . Oh yeah, for those of you who didn't know it was my birthday and the party is still going at Sully's Bar & Grill!! So when all is said and done, make your way down and buy me a drink!!! :drunk:

 

But first a word from our sponsors... There aren't many places on The Island to get good gear, but the good people at North Atlantic provide quality fight gear for your fighters. So hit Mac Nulty up for a sponsorship and don't forget to thank him!!! Tell him i sent ya!!

 

And now onto the fights... A lot of fighters got annoyed at me for calling them boring. Well, if ya weren't so boring then i wouldn't be callin' ya boring, would i?

 

Anyways, on to the fights...

 

PRIDE: Cast Away III

 

Mickey Cohen v Balmon Le Beau

18 year old Muay Thai fighter Cohen makes his debut against much bigger striker Le Beau, who is also making his debut. Now is Cohen showing a lot of heart fighting above his weight? I think he's a fookin' moron for not watchin' what he eats and fighting kids his own age. Whatever.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Le Beau to overpower the youngster and knock him the fook out.

 

Frank Greenleaf v Comcast Guy

Now to the big boys as fat teenager Greenleaf takes on not-as-fat-but-still-fat Comcast Guy. This could go either way, and by that i mean someone could either get knocked out or we can have a hug fest.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Greenleaf to try and hug it out, and Guy having none of it and knocking him out.

 

Te Oma Halo v Amos Mudzuri

Another 2 guys making their debut in the fatso division. Halo is freaken tall! That's all i know about him!! Amos "Big Brother" Mudzuri? More like "Big Belly" from what i can see. Like the previous fight, will this be a hug fest or will someone get knocked out?

Sully's Liam's Prediction: "Big Belly" to try and smother Halo, but i see Halo knocking him out for trying.

 

Mario Rabelo v Amir Soulah

Fourth fight of the night and 3rd fatty fight in a row. Damn, i thought Te Oma was tall, but Soulah is freaken ridiculous! The staredown between these 2 guys should be funny as shit because when they stand next to each other, Rabelo looks like a big fat basketball while Soulah looks like a basketball hoop with arms.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Rabelo to land first, then running like hell so Soulah doesn't land on him on the way down.

 

Preuss Skura v Joey The Razor

Young boxer Skura makes his debut against the man known only as Joey the Razor. With a name like that, it will be interesting to see if he lives up to it. Skura is younger, but Razor seems to have more experience.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Razor to possibly shave that silly mustache off Skura's face. I'm serious! It looks ridiculous. Shave it off!!

 

-=BREAK=-

As my brother trains hard for his fight, i have stepped up and saved his show by doing his Fight Predictions. Now hosting a show on The Island is hard work, so what better way to relax after previewing the fights that to make my way down to Sully's and crack open a cold one? :drunk:

Sully's HB is available in 4 delicious flavours and that crisp smooth taste will refresh you!

So come Fight Night, if you can't make it to Micro Arena then come down to Sully's and enjoy the fights on our HD screen while knocking back a few cold ones.

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Joe Armstrong v Diego Fegget

Next up, midget fights! Joe Armstrong made a journal and was last seen sitting cageside watching the fights at PRIDE: Arrival. He hasn't been seen or heard from since. He takes on Diego Fegget.. (hehe, fegget!). Anyway, from what i can see Armstrong was very excited to step into the cage when he landed on The Island. Let's hope he brings his A-game.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Armstrong to snap that midget in half in the first round.

 

Malik Jennings v Willy The Kid

2 more young guns making their debut. Both these guys are young. They don't really talk much. One of them will win. I guess..

Sully's Liam's Prediction: The Kid to win a boring decision.

 

Francois Boullion v Missy Ash

2 more midgets making their PRIDE debut. Boullion knocked out a much bigger midget in his MMA debut while Ash got beaten at his own game and got subbed in his MMA debut. Both guys making their KT debut.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Although Bullion is much smaller, i think he'll take out the bigger midget quite easily in the first round.

 

Kid Galar v Victor Szczęsny

Now, finally some REAL fighters. Kid Galar vs The Anorexic Stickman with gloves! Galar is coming off an impressive TKO victory. Szczesny is... Aww, i can't take him seriously! I mean, LOOK AT HIM!!! I mean when i described those guys Te Oma Halo and Amir Soulah from the undercards i thought they looked ridiculous, but THIS GUY??? He looks like a fooken deformed giraffe!!! That might explain some of the gibberish coming out of his mouth. All that blood trying to reach his little brain through those long straws he has for limbs.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Galar to snap this guy in half and make a NORMAL sized 135lbs fighter out of him.

 

Soloman Swain v Akseli Suokas

Both these guys are coming off wins. Swain and Galar seem to be interested in a fight against each other, so the results of these last 2 fights will be interesting indeed. Suokas "Finnished" his last fight, but will Swain's reach advantage be enough? Hopefully Swain won't be looking past Suokas as he has been vocal in wanting to fight Galar.

Sully's Liam's Prediction: Swain to earn a late TKO, then we will make our way to Sully's where he can explain to me what the fook "SWAG" means.

 

And there you have it!! And be sure to come down to Sully's Bar & Grill for the official PRIDE: Cast Away III after party and continue with my birthday celebrations!!! Come one come all!!!

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Khasar "Habutu" Borjigin

"I have no objections fighting Bo or even Dirk Reise."

 

 

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Dierk Riese

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Maybe i have an objection against this Match-Up :P

And just so you know it is DiErk RIEse, not Di rk REIse.

I know you are not from around here, but please try to at least get my name right.

 

 

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