Balti Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Is it too late to claim for both fastest sub and sub totaling 50k for week 3? I was away on my hols. http://mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=602976 Week 4 for http://mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=606583 for a KO 10k, Let the blood flow 50k and the magic number 10k "after 1:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Salvatore Lucania!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted October 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/19/19w20.jpg "The Concussion Causer" Mitch McDonald (175143) "Okay let's hand out some of Dick's money....... JLP: $20,000 for the Stu insult, also the best post-fight trash talk and Stu insult so you're on course for another $100k, enjoy the kneebar from Palhares for the decision win. Goatacre: $10,000 for the knockout, $10,000 for the magic number 2 since it was the 2nd round, giving you a bonus $20,000 for recovering from the breathing heavily to so $40,000 to you EzekelRage: The only pre-fight trash talk so that's $100,000 in the bag, $10,000 for the groin strikes, $20,000 for the Stu insult, even if your trash talk was shocking, so $130,000 and a kneebar coming your way. Duphus: $5,000 for the groin strike for you, and another Palhares kneebar MrClean: $10,000 for this week's knockout, setting the current record at 2.14 for the fastest knockout so you're in the running for the extra $40,000, you also win $10,000 for getting the magic number 2 in the finish and a bonus $10,000 for last week;s knockout, even if it's late. $30,000 to you for now. Balti: Yes it's to late for last week but like MrClean I'll send you a bonus $10,000 plus $10,000 for this week's finish, $50,000 for the blood and $10,000 for the finish, so $80,000 to you. Cus: Since Balti was kind enough to post the link, £50,000 for both bleeding goes to you too. The rest of you still have about a week to claim this week's awards, but as always the cut off point is WHEN I SAY!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted October 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/19/19w20.jpg "The Concussion Causer" Mitch McDonald (175143) The legendary Mitch McDonald takes to the podium once again and is surrounded by a bunch of beggars. "Okay time's up to collect awards from round four, $40,000 for MrClean for the fastest knockout and £100,000 to JLP for the best post-fight trash talk and Stu insult. Think we gave away $495,000 that round. Let's get on to round 5 and give some more of his money away, we added a few more prizes." ITFL 2 - Round 5 Awards Best Pre-Fight Smack Talk (I AM THE VOTING PANEL, remember to link, I aint huntin) - $50,000Fastest Knockout - $25,000Fastest Submission - $25,000Knock A Fool Out (TKO Accepted) - $10,000Tap Some Bitch Out - $10,000Win After Being Rocked At Any Stage In The Fight - $100,000Let The Blood Flow (Both men bleed in the fight) - $50,000 each Bloody But Not Beaten (Win after being cut) - $25,000 Get attacked by the "Just Bleed Guy" - $25,000 Be A Dirty Mother Fucker (Land a low blow) - $5,000 for every groin strikeBest Post Fight Trash Talk Speech (I AM THE VOTING PANEL) - $50,000 Insult Duphus In Your Post Fight Speech - $25,000Best Duphus Insult (I AM THE VOTING PANEL) - $50,000 Soul Survivor (Only man to win on your team) - $50,000 Clean Sweep (Win the round 5-0) - $25,000 to each team member Flawless Victory (Win the round 5-0 with 5 finishes) - $50,000 to each team memberAlso today's magic number is 1 - End the fight with a 1 on the timer (E.g. 1:45), and you get - $10,000 (Finish it at 1:11 in Round 1 and you get $40,000, nice huh?)Win By Decision - A twenty-five minute beatdown from Cain Velasquez"The catch again is to post your link in here and let me know that you think you've won a prize. The cut off point will be WHEN I SAY, probably about 3 days before round 6 or summit like that" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duphus Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Insult DUPHUS? Hmmm, someone mad I beat his ass the other day. I think that someone is Dork23. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Insult Duphus.. Geez why not make it a challenge and ask us to say something nice about Duphus... (Yes that's my entry) ***Edit*** Oh and bonus points for me as my insult also was my 2000th post and my red belt - doesn't matter what you say about Duphus now you can't top that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Fastest KO Man!0:47 of the very first round! This guy:http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=230690 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatacre Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Fastest KO Man! 0:47 of the very first round! This guy: http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=230690 That would be fast, given the competition round hasn't yet begun... Nice enthusiasm, Hebanito, but you might want to recap the thread a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13766066319882.png Peter Taphorn spoke after the fight, saying 'I'd like to blame Duphus for this loss. My opponent was so much taller I needed his gangly, crack head Larry Bird looking ass to help me train. I just wish he would bathe more. His hair smells like a spittoon in a low-class Bangkok whorehouse. His back is as hairy as a newborn chimp. it was bad'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 Thanks for the cash last week Dirk. This week I'm going to have to claim a 25 minute Cain Velzsquez beat down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronix Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 collecting the Knock A Fool Out (TKO Accepted) - $10,000 http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=609743 and if I'm not misstaken we did a clean sweep too this round Clean Sweep (Win the round 5-0) - $25,000 to each team member https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhAej-0tg4n4dG9LNmpfZ2wySnU5MlNZWkt5cGkyRHc#gid=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 How the eff, Dirk's momma in the ace, did I miss this thread? I mean it's pretty much all about my favourite person. At least to start anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronix Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 I accidently insulted cgrace in my last fight... I forgot I had that speach thing on and i hadn't won any fights in the last 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=609734LT submitted a dude afgter kneeing him in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 I accidently insulted cgrace in my last fight... I forgot I had that speach thing on and i hadn't won any fights in the last 3. You wish I'd let you touch my mangina you bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balti Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 Burke wins after getting cut - 25k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted November 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/19/19w20.jpg "The Concussion Causer" Mitch McDonald (175143) Mitch McDonald makes his way to the podium after a length absence, rumours of him being hospitalised after a run in with Djoser Rei are currently unconfirmed at this time. "Sorry about the delay guys, that sneaky bastard Dirk change his password, thankfully I managed to hack his account again so it's time to give his money away again.... So where were we?" Stu_Pidasol - Congrats on the 2000th post, that's quite the achievement. Speaking of achievements, have I ever mentioned that I once won 15 consecutive tournament fights, all by knockout? Well anyway now you know. For your own achievement I'm going to give you $10,000 for every decent post you've made, so congratulations $0k is on it's way to you. Hebanito - You're not even in this tournament, what the hell are you doing here? But hey a 47 second knockout is a 47 second knockout, I'm sending you 25k for shits and giggles and for having the audacity to hijack this thread. JLP - Wise words from Taphorn, I think we know why Team Reaper is being held back in ITFL 2 now. Unfortunately I see no further Duphus insults or any post fight speeches, so I guess you win everything by default, 25k for insulting Duphus, 50k for the best Duphus insult and 50k for best post-fight trash talk, so $125k to you. Kronix - 10k for the knockout. As for the clean sweep, are you really going to make me go and find out who's on the fucking team? I'm trying to give money away here, not study for a fucking exam. Luckily I was a genius in another life so that's 25k to that sexy mother fucker Mannetosen, Ethan Downs, Hunter Jones, Dean Sutherland and Roger Kint. Kronix - You again? You insulsted Chuck Grace by mistake? What kind of man does that? The kind of man that want's to win a $100,000 mystery bonus prize, that's who! Congratulations Sir! Mannetosen - Submitting a guy after kneeing him in the balls, man I'm erect right now. 10k for the submission, 5k for the low blow, 25k for the fastest submission, so that's another 40k to you ya lucky son of a lady. Balti - Nice win after letting the blood flow early, 25k to you. So that's all the prizes given out (Well about to be after I finish my press conference and get on the old wire transfer) for round 5. I never got around to doing round 6 because of that pesky Dirk so you have 72 hours to tell me anything spectacular you did in round 6 and if you're lucky you might win a prize." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duphus Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 So that's all the prizes given out (Well about to be after I finish my press conference and get on the old wire transfer) for round 5. I never got around to doing round 6 because of that pesky Dirk so you have 72 hours to tell me anything spectacular you did in round 6 and if you're lucky you might win a prize." Tim Smith was the only scrub on reaper to win this week beside Croft but he ain't no scrub and Tim did it by KO with out knocking himself out in the process, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Are we alllowed to put any money down on the demise of our own fighter?? Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duphus Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/42/42w11.jpg Tim Smith wakes up and realizes that not only did Vitali Kersikov steal his conciseness but also his wallet. Tim pleads to Dirk to refrain from giving his opponent any KO bonus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronix Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Kronix - You again? You insulsted Chuck Grace by mistake? What kind of man does that? The kind of man that want's to win a $100,000 mystery bonus prize, that's who! Congratulations Sir! holy shit, I was wondering where all that money came from. That was a very fine prize indeed! thank you sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHU Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 That's three minutes gone in the round. Fathy's corner is telling him to maintain position. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub2.gif Urahara working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Fathy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Urahara is tightening it up a little... Fathy has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Fathy reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Fathy taps out! Nice BJJ there by Urahara! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Kisuke Urahara! tap that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted November 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/19/19w20.jpg "The Concussion Causer" Mitch McDonald (175143) "Right, so what do we have here? Tim Smith was the only scrub on reaper to win this week beside Croft but he ain't no scrub and Tim did it by KO with out knocking himself out in the process, lol Tim Smith knocked someone out?? Hmm I guess that's worth around 35k... Are we alllowed to put any money down on the demise of our own fighter?? Lol Not when you manage him no, that's like putting money on Dana White swearing at a press conference. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/42/42w11.jpg Tim Smith wakes up and realizes that not only did Vitali Kersikov steal his conciseness but also his wallet. Tim pleads to Dirk to refrain from giving his opponent any KO bonus Pleading not to give money to someone for being finished, poor show, you owe me 20k for that, that takes you down to 15k for the earlier win. Keriskov is now getting 50k as well because of your female tactics. holy shit, I was wondering where all that money came from. That was a very fine prize indeed! thank you sir! You're welcome tap that! Tapalicious, that's worth at least $18,743. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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