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#1 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 04:40 AM

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Oompa Loompa

 

The little warrior, the pint sized champ, Oompa Loompa has just notched the first big scalp in his belt with former No.1 p4p fighter Danny Power going down to him in a hard fought 5 round thriller. Loompa showed he clearly has what it takes to tackle any of the games big names. Most laughed when Loompa first debuted, who would have thought a midget could be so devastating in the cage, with an impressive 18-3 record and a big name scalp those that laughed are now taking the first bites of humble pie.

 

Most champs are happy to sit back and wait for the next challenger to come along - well not little Loompa he has joined us today to talk about who he wants next....

 

Reporter: So Loompa that was a great win by you against Power, you must be happy with the result?

 

Loompa: Of course I'm happy with the result, getting the win is always great.I'm not happy with how I fought the fight though, I should have put Power away, I was just a bit sloppy with my ground striking and couldn't use it to set my subs up..

 

Reporter: Big fight nerves?

 

Loompa: Maybe, I have never fought in such a big crowd. The atmosphere was amazing.

 

Reporter: 1 fight at Evo and 1 title, you look to be backing up the big words of yours

 

Loompa: You wanna talk the talk you gotta be able to walk the walk - I know I'm an unstoppable force and the rest of the MMA world will know the same after I put Sly Randolph away. I see him prancing round at the fights, handing out business cards with nothing other than "The One" on them.. I look through his record and who has he beaten? Dawkins.. Bwahahaha.. Cabrera - that guy gets carted to the cage in a wheel chair.. Power? Yeah I just beat him.. Randolph has done nothing yet finds himself one of the top ranked featherweights in the game..

 

Reporter: You aren't going to make many friends with comments like that.. I'm going to point out the obvious take out Power and you have beaten no one as well...

 

Loompa: Friends? I couldn't give a shit about any of the so-called fighters in this division, they are nothing but punching bags that need to be beaten up.. Yes you are right Power is the only name I have beaten but I'm the one holding Evo's 145lb belt.. My first defence of that title will be one where I serve "The One's" head on a platter.. 

 

I'm the champ "The One" and you will be the next that I lay to waste. 

 

Well the Little man has spoken, the champ has called out "The One" Sly Randolph - all we need now is for CEO Mega Jug to set the date - lets see if the tables can be turned on Loompa... Or will he be shooting further up the ranks.....  


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#2 Scooby

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 07:28 AM

Nice work Stu,Little man looks dominant,im expecting his next few fights to end up bekng planned here because of his cockiness LOL, Good Luck
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Posted 14 January 2014 - 02:57 PM

Be careful what you wish for cause you just got it.


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#4 potter09

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 03:03 PM

Loompa don't give a fuck who he fights another

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#5 DeadlyDirk

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 04:05 PM

Excellent again but I have to admit I miss the little man's rhymes.


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#6 Floppzzy

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 07:37 PM

Tensions rise today at the strip as both Fans and foes of little man Oompa Loompa demonstrate on the strip. The fans are scanting "Oompa for president!" and "I love the little Loompa in my belly" where foes have signs that say "Fuck off to your chocolate factory!" and "I hate Oompa for never calling me back after the most steaming hot night of my life"

 

Just moments before the police arrives both sides start throwing rocks at eachother. The outraged  Loompa haters are burning Oompa flags and start beating up the fans. In return the Loompa lovers are throwing buckets of boiling hot chocolate in the faces of their adversaries.

 

When the police arrives both groups turn on the police and start rocking the police cars until they manage to flip them and then It happens.... Little man Oompa comes out of Cesar's Palace holding a sack of money, steps in his viper and takes off.....

 

The crowd quietly goes home and all is well again in the great city of Vegas....


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#7 Rambo

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 11:15 PM

If I had a featherweight fighter he'd roll that little Oompa Loompa into a ball and shove him up Lisa Lampanelli's vagina.


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#8 thegroovemonkey

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 11:45 PM

If I had a featherweight fighter he'd roll that little Oompa Loompa into a ball and shove him up Lisa Lampanelli's vagina.

Let's be real, you wouldn't have to ball him up to fit him up Lisa Lampanelli's snatch.


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#9 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 01:05 AM

Pandemonium has broken out at the chocolate factory - "Little Man" Oompa Loompa and a group of his Oompa Loompa mates have run an absolute fuck at some of the very best Vegas night spots. 

 

Social media was a buzz after a series of late night tweets from "Little Man"

 

 

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This all came after EVO CEO Mega Jug announced that on the 30th of Jan Oompa Loompa will defend his title against "The One" Sly Randolph.

 

Willy Wonka has refused to comment - but the union leader of the Oompa Loompa's has said an internal investigation would be conducted...

 

Stu Pidasol's phone was switched off...

 

We did manage to get through to the "Little Man" and this is what we got.......

 

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you call yourself "The One"?
A highly ranked fighter who is nothing more than a bum.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
I'm going to end this fight with an armbar.

 


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#10 Rambo

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:32 PM

Let's be real, you wouldn't have to ball him up to fit him up Lisa Lampanelli's snatch.

hahaha touche.


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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:54 PM

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#12 potter09

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 09:19 PM

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#13 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 01:11 AM

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Oompa Loompa continued his impressive run up the rankings comprehensively beating former No.2 p4p fighter "The One" Sly Randolph. The "Little Man" has started his 2014 quest for FOTY very impressively. Commentator Sean McDonnell gave him little hope of victory, predicting Randolph to win via KO in the middle rounds. The win now puts Loompa as the No.1 featherweight in the world and 15th overall on the p4p standings.

 

Loompa: I warned the tycoon world I was coming, I told you what I was going to do to these pretenders that dominate the top of the rankings. People laughed, people said you don't have what it takes. How wrong those people were. I am the best featherweight in the world, I am the best bantamweight in the world, if you think otherwise you know where to find me.

 

Hey Otso, I see you couldn't even beat that bum Jie Liu.. That's embarrassing, I wouldn't have minded beating the shit through you too, but I think you're a washed up bum now. Time to retire, it's sad watching greats of the fight game continue on well past their primes. Oh you still think you have what it takes?? Well I have a shiney belt round my waist how about you come try to take it off me..

 

Wowee - The ever confident Oompa Loompa has just called Otso Jokinen a washed up bum and has called him out.. stay tuned fight fans Loompa is a man on a mission.

 

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#14 dbsh209

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 01:56 AM

Hehe, bookmarked the fight. Total domination by Oompa, excited to see what's next.


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