Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Chester "the child" molester Chester Molester, a very stange name isent it, well im going to tell you the story of how he got it. Chester was a very poor child growing up, his family lived in a box in an alley of times square, new york. His mother told him he never got any presents because santa was a fat old bastard who hated the poor. So one Christmas eve night when chester was 23 years old him and his friends got drunk and decided to blow up the rockfeller centre christmas tree. Chester snuk up when no one was around and planted the homemade bomb on the tree but as he was doing it a cop saw and shouted to "stop right there". Chester ran away but as was running he triped on a branch and his pants came down, with no time to pull them up he continued running, he saw a public toilet and ran into it to hide. Chester thought he had lost the cop but as he turned around he saw a boy on the toilet who let out a big scream, Chester grabed the boy and tryed to stop him from screaming but it was too late. The cop had run in and saw Chester with his pants down grabing a little boy on the toilet. Chester lost his court case and is now a regersted sex offender, every one now knows him as Chester " the child" Molester. He now fights professionally in MMA but he has never lived down that name... Chester is now NWO champion YAY, with all that popularity the kids are going to go crazy for him http://mmatycoon.com....php?FID=215844 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 haha Molester sounds like a fun guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Creative Thanks a lot, i couldent fit it in the BIO section on the fighter page so i posted it here hilarious haha thank you. i'm actually suprised that i wrote it, it just came to me. haha Molester sounds like a fun guy... LOL he is, have any kids he could hang out with? dont worry, it you catch him molesting your kid it will just be a misunderstanding 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coton81 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 made me laugh good spot of writing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 If Molester ever needs a new org i will sign him for 2K(ids)/1K(id)/2.5K(ids) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbwellman Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 One of the funniest threads I've read in a while, very original haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 loooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 If Molester ever needs a new org i will sign him for 2K(ids)/1K(id)/2.5K(ids) hahah nice one But wait....2.5......u cut him in half. dam, chester will have to chose what half he wants.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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