bjornmma1 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 "Unchained" Django Diggs http://s15.postimg.org/m7bfj7n07/1_delete.jpg?noCache=1431540896 "I'd fuck that goat, but I feel sorry for you. It looks like Count Chocula jizzed all over your face." http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14148551423132.png Andre "Gator" Souza I'm more than happy to have what you call an ugly face when that means I'm not fucking goats like you, but pussy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 "Unchained" Django Diggshttp://s15.postimg.org/m7bfj7n07/1_delete.jpg?noCache=1431540896 "I guarantee that goat gets more pussy than you. You look like Jason Vorhees, just crawled out of a lake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14148551423132.png Andre "Gator" Souza http://www.quickmeme.com/img/06/065ddfcf15d965c2a5facfb66da535c4ef878d5fdc37072f045bfc7f7699c865.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Goats have pussies too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Goats have pussies too. they do, but they just smell funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Andre Souza would know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 "Unchained" Django Diggshttp://s15.postimg.org/m7bfj7n07/1_delete.jpg?noCache=1431540896 "You look like the spawn of Freddy Kueger and Jason after a night of murderous-gay sex in Kim Jong Un's pleasure pad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 they do, but they just smell funny Like fresh milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Like fresh milk. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14148551423132.png Andre "Gator" Souza I'm sure you know that smell very well. THe only pussy you can get is the one from your neighbour's wife: http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/My-Little-Kitten-l.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 http://248am.com/entertainment/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/shovelk.jpg Shovel Knight "I'd fuck that cat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Don't listen to him, he's badly concussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14148551423132.png Andre "Gator" Souza I'm sure you know that smell very well. THe only pussy you can get is the one from your neighbour's wife: http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/My-Little-Kitten-l.jpg "Unchained" Django Diggs http://s15.postimg.org/m7bfj7n07/1_delete.jpg?noCache=1431540896 "I'd eat that pussy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stpierrecanada Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Wow great fighter man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stpierrecanada Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Diggs vs Souza I smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 I didn't see this and already accepted the title shot, sorry:s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stpierrecanada Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Good luck Souza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Thanks man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14148551423132.png Andre "Gator" Souza After the title shot that didn't go to plan, I got offered a fight versus a 22year old Abu Dhabi champ with a 3-0 record, all by submission. I decided to fight him in a way that he wouldn't expect from another great BJJ fighter. I kept it standing, avoided his takedown attempts and brutalised him standing with hard and accurate attacks. In the second round, I saw an opening and threw a huge uppercut and finished the fight. It felt great and I feel more and more a complete martial artist. This was a great showing for the fans and my manager was very pleased with how I fought as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14148551423132.png Andre "Gator" Souza After the title shot that didn't go to plan, I got offered a fight versus a 22year old Abu Dhabi champ with a 3-0 record, all by submission. I decided to fight him in a way that he wouldn't expect from another great BJJ fighter. I kept it standing, avoided his takedown attempts and brutalised him standing with hard and accurate attacks. In the second round, I saw an opening and threw a huge uppercut and finished the fight. It felt great and I feel more and more a complete martial artist. This was a great showing for the fans and my manager was very pleased with how I fought as well. Great job! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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