Guest Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Ok... who wins a hot-body, weird face competition? Fergie http://thecelebritycondition.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/fergie_bikini.jpg Kirsten Dunst http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/lanci/merko/054.jpg Lake Bell http://www.wallpaperextreme.com/Celebrities/Lake-Bell/Lake-Bell-6.JPG\ Sarah Jessica Parker http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Sarah-Jessica-Parker/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-11-small.JPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 I think any women can look "hot" with the right amount of photoshop, its just that some women's faces are so bad even the best graphics artists cant do a great deal about it, hence situations were we find ourselfs trying to decide who's body we could stand to look at the most inspite of the face Just think of it this way... every picture above most likely had 3 hours + of make up artists and photoshop guru's on it before we got to see them... and they are still butters. None of the above are my taste but i suppose if i had to pick SJP would be the way to go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Sarah Jessica Parker wins the ugly face competition easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 ^^^true although the third chick looks like a dude..best body goes to fergie by far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jiggy Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 fergie's body looks like a mans body. it makes me want to throw up. now i am going to sleep. PS: Totally Kirsten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 ^throw up? fergie is all-around hot imo. don't know how she looks without makeup/photoshop work though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 ^throw up? fergie is all-around hot imo. don't know how she looks without makeup/photoshop work though http://style.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fergie-botox.jpg Seriously? ... This is her... and she's rich... imagen if she was broke like the rest of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 lol yea fergie has a horrible face..if you look back at old BEP vids you'll see all they did was add more makeup every time..her body is really toned though..you can tell she works out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 She's had a fuck-ton of Plastic Surgery too I think. And STILL can't fix that pucker. She looks like a man who had a tit job to me. I can't believe Kirsten Dunst made the weird face contest tho'... She's pretty completely gorgeous to me. Who is this Lake Bell? How long has she been out of her kennel and do her owners know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garycoffey15 Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 come on you would all still bang her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 come on you would all still bang her No way, ill agree a lot of people who are famous who i'am critical of i would most likely bang if they sat on my lap and shook their ass's... but in this case... no way man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 To quote Peter Griffin "They left Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a Foot!" Personally I dont find her attractive at all. I'll vote for Dunce however she loses more points for ruining the spiderman movies (granted she had a lot of help with number 3) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 well, i wouldn't need to be drunk to bang kirsten or lake. fergie and SJP are both pretty gross, but SJP was pretty hot 20 years ago (anyone seen the movie L.A. Story?). both of their snootches are probably like soggy bread though. SJP is old but fergie pees herself and i just imagine her having pretty poor hygeine, so i gotta call this one a tie between em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jiggy Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 well, i wouldn't need to be drunk to bang kirsten or lake. fergie and SJP are both pretty gross, but SJP was pretty hot 20 years ago (anyone seen the movie L.A. Story?). both of their snootches are probably like soggy bread though. SJP is old but fergie pees herself and i just imagine her having pretty poor hygeine, so i gotta call this one a tie between em. lol'd @ THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 well, i wouldn't need to be drunk to bang kirsten or lake. fergie and SJP are both pretty gross, but SJP was pretty hot 20 years ago (anyone seen the movie L.A. Story?). both of their snootches are probably like soggy bread though. SJP is old but fergie pees herself and i just imagine her having pretty poor hygeine, so i gotta call this one a tie between em. I don't know about the L.A. Story movie bro, but this pic is from around the time she did Footloose and she doesn't look too good in it. http://www.jewwatch.com/jewish%20faces%20org/JewishFaces_org_files/SarahJessicaParkerYoung.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 BTW, I finally came back to the poll and voted, and I see that I am only the second person to vote for Lake Bell. I don't know why, but I think her body is the best out of all of the girls in this poll and so much so that the face doesn't matter. Of course, the pic I provided doesn't show it because I looked for the worst looking pictures for all these girls. For those of you who don't know her work, she has been in movies such as What Happens In Vegas and Over Her Dead Body and some cop movie with the guy from my avatar but I can't remember the name of the movie right now. But, yeah.... I'd totally bang her over the current poll topper, Fergie. Fergie has weird skin and I think I heard she was, at one time, like a crackhead or something, and might have aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 I don't know about the L.A. Story movie bro, but this pic is from around the time she did Footloose and she doesn't look too good in it. http://www.jewwatch.com/jewish%20faces%20org/JewishFaces_org_files/SarahJessicaParkerYoung.jpg after checking on IMBD, LA Story came out in 1991, and Footloose came out in 1984. her imdb says she was born in 1965, so she would have been 19 in Footloose and 26 in LA Story. lots of girls look a LOT better in their 20's than they did in their teens. she had a great body in LA Story, which probably distracted me from her underlying horse-face that was just yearning to be free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 Fergie's snapper prolly looks like a blown-out truck tire.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 Fergie is all around dude-like, including the man body. I'd go with Kirsten. Probably because I have a penchant for cheerleaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 I'd fuck em all. sober. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 I can't believe Kirsten Dunst made the weird face contest tho'... She's pretty completely gorgeous to me. Yah I agree, always thought Kirsten Dunst was pretty hot. Not super slutty/sexy looking, but defo girl next door Id love to bang nice. But, yeah.... I'd totally bang her over the current poll topper, Fergie. Fergie has weird skin and I think I heard she was, at one time, like a crackhead or something, and might have aids. Yeah Im pretty sure Fergie was a crystal meth addict at one point. Shes is pretty god damn ugly...but yeah, Id still fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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