Abu Schaubi
Hey, Fridolay. Hehe, geddit? That rhymes.
Eeenywaze, you seem like the bess brain for d'arts. If you ever get tired of getting GADOOSHED every weekend, I have a business suggestion for youse.
I'm offering you your very own paulcass on the THIGG BOI NEDWORK. Talmbout your very own tigget to the Charlie factory, b. I'll even Sweden the honey pot a bit by letting you open for me on the rowld. Less be ROWLD DAWGS together, b.
Speaking of rowld dawg, I'll be at Lennox's Laugh Lair in Lindsborg, Kansas. The country, not the state.