(more respectful)
Ending: ~KO first round
Commentary: (fighter1) Vigorously looking to attack his opponent, low kick to a quick jab, lands with precision, (fighter2) backing up, (fighter1) fakes a take down attempt, (fighter2) sprawls early, (fighter1) seeing the red in the sea, the shark ([fighter1]) attacks his prey with a vicious soccer kick! (fighter2) is in fortitude, looking dazed and confused, but just like the led zepplin song "for too long it ain't true" (fighter1) dives and deliveries a malicious right hook to the jaw! THATS IT IT'S ALL OVER (FIGHTER1) STEAM ROLLS HIM!!
(maybbee?)
Ending: KO
Commentary: (fighter1) Looking pretty fat, he should cut 1, 2, or maybe even 3 weight classes. (fighter2) Laughing at his opponent, mocking him, but on the other hand at least (fighter2) doesn't drink his piss like Machida, or snort coke like liddell, Hey look! (fighter1) is sponsored by McDonald's! Fatty Fatty 2x4 is attempting to touch gloves, but (fighter2) is rofling, runs up, (fighter2) lands a fucking insane head kick, holy shit! (fighter1) fat is jiggling from that onee, watching that in slow motion is like playing Russian rulet with a cheeseburger waiting for the heart attack to affect a 3 year old, he lands on his large head, that's what KO'd him
You know what they say the bigger they are, the LOLOLOLOLOL hold on, McDonald's is here picking him up off the floor, LOLOLOLOLOL