ZipperEyes Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 The Church of Tycoon is a church for the fighters and managers of MMA Tycoon. Here you can believe in the teachings of swole jesus and he will help you become a better fighter and turn you into a champion! Are you someone who has a negative record in MMA? Strung on a couple of losses in a row? Given up on hope? Thinking of retiring at a young age? Well think again because the Church of Tycoon is here to help you! With daily prayers to swole jesus and when you follow his teachings he can turn anyone into a champion! So if you want too become a member of the church signup below! PRAISE SWOLE JESUS Cardinal Valentin "Second After God" Nasimentu (218057) can help you through the process! Name: Age: Record: Hype: Why are you joining? What do you want to get out of this? The church of tycoon does accept tips and they are welcome! PRAISE SWOLE JESUS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Dear Swoll Jeebus, I've been trying to get to that number one spot for years, however, my dreams always end up being crushed. Please help me get to the promised land. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZipperEyes Posted January 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Dear Swoll Jeebus, I've been trying to get to that number one spot for years, however, my dreams always end up being crushed. Please help me get to the promised land. Swoll Jesus has heard your prayer my friend and has found time to answer you. He has given me his message to parlay down to you. He says there is always hope and to never give up. Always pray to swoll jesus everyday and things will get better. These things take time and when you take your turn down the right path they do become easier. My friend I am always watching. PRAISE SWOLE JESUS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Swoll Jeebus Be Praised! Also, I'd like to get some 170 proof supps and IQ tests, if that's not asking too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZipperEyes Posted January 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Swole Jesus does not want to let one of his followers go down a path of greed which turns into misery. He hopes his follower can take what he can give him. But he might be willing to send you some supplements if he feels right in doing so. If you can spread the word of The Swole Jesus you will receive the supplements which you are asking for. SWOLE JESUS BE PRAISED http://rs765.pbsrc.com/albums/xx293/Claudinenetto/Religioso/religioso-2.gif?w=280&h=210&fit=crop 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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