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Mike had unaccepted but two Admins who will remain nameless went and reaccepted the same fight lol

SUMMER SLAUGHTER PRE-TOURNAMENT ODDS   1. Terry Farley (Alfred Winterbottom) 2-1 Managed by reigning champion of the Christmas Massacre, Alfred Winterbottom, English Boxer Terry Farley was the first choice between two very promising up and comers in consideration for the spot. With vague rumours that claimed Winterbottom fixed the previous tournament (which is still yet to be confirmed or denied) it’s clear that once again he will be doing his utmost to keep hold of his hard earned sheckles. An obvious favourite to take home the gold! 2. Frankmaster Phlex (Dakota Thibodeaux) 3-1 Frankmaster Phlex comes to us having beaten out three other potential candidates from tournament maestro Dakota Thibodeaux and he looks to be an absolute unit. Speaking of units, it’s rumoured that the reason Mr. Thibodeaux’s missed the entry cut off of the previous Christmas Massacre tournament was due to an injury suffered to his lower back whilst handling heavy goods. A proven tournament pedigree and a new found motivation to log in more often makes Phlex a hot favourite for the top spot. 3. Asian Guy (Billy Arseworth) 4-1 Something of a last minute entry, the insultingly named Asian Guy is brought to us by highly regarded multiple times #1 manager Billy Arseworth. As Arseworth hails from Australia it is no surprise what so ever that he would demean his tournament entry so brazenly. As an Aussie, it's fairly well accepted that they tend to be super liberal woke lefty types sensitive to every social ill BUT racism. Regardless of his abhorrent views on an entire continent, Arseworth could guide a one legged Abo to tycoon glory with his eyes closed. Expect Asian Guy to be a top contender for the gold. 4. Dario Juan Pablo (Todd Westacott) 5-1 BJJ Brown Belt Dario Juan Pablo comes to the tournament accompanied by manager Todd Westacott who of course was the Third Place finalist in the previous Christmas Massacre tournament. Westacott is no stranger to the needs of young twenty-five year old men and has guided many to heights they could have only dreamt of without his help and Island connections. Definitely one to keep an eye on and would be considered a strong bet for a prize winning finish. 5. Luis Caixinha (John Pezao) 7-1 Another unknown BJJ Brown Belt, Luis Caixinha is the student of manager John Pezao. Pezao previously guided his fighter to a very impressive second place finish in The Christmas Massacre tournament and will no doubt be hoping to go one better this time. Like fellow Brown Belt Juan Pablo, Caixinha should be considered a competitor to keep an eye on and one that could very well go the distance. 6. Tyler Durden (Mr. Nobody) 8-1 A mysterious clinchy looking wrestler from Wilmington, USA, Tyler Durden arrives at the tournament alongside his mysterious manager Mr. Nobody. Who is Mr. Nobody? Well, no one knows but what we do know is that this new manager has done rather well for himself in the nine months or so he has been around. Could be a ringer? Already close to having cracked the tycoon Top 10 manager ranks, a gut feeling tells me Tyler Durden is going to make an impact in the tournament. That or my usually bad predictions have just jinxed him before he starts. 7. Jasur "Shit Kicker" Ordilovokov (Tycoon Judas) 10-1 What else would a totally unhinged OG manager on his twelfth historical account bring to a tournament but an untested fighter with an extremely annoying name to type out. Jasur Ordilovokov hails from Uzbekistan where nothing is known about him other than he is something of a “shit kicker”. With all the horses over there that could indicate his profession is something other than Pro Fighter but for sake of logic, we’ll assume its fisticuffs. Tycoon Judas guided his previous legless fighter to an 11th place finish in The Christmas Massacre but that should be written off as an underperformance. Expect Ordilovokov to be a solid wildcard in the event. 8. Gaetano Villacci (Jimmy Normal) 12-1 Experienced manager Jimmy Normal isn’t fucking around this time. He has the experience of The Christmas Massacre behind him and he has clearly been watching the tapes and preparing for this moment. He flew off to Italy on the Tuesday and on the Wednesday, he found himself a fighter that looks to be able to do it all. The Mooeye Thai BJJ purple belt Gaetano Villacci. Jimmy will be aiming to do better than the 12th place finish from last time and no doubt aiming to grab some of the prize money on offer to pay out on his own soon to be ending Summit tournament. A solid long shot bet for a top three finish. 9. Big Boss (Steven Armstrong) 15-1 Big Boss looks to be a man who likes to get things done on the ground. At least that’s what we’re guessing from first impressions. He is the offering of manager Steven Armstrong who has been around for a while now and has reached a career high of #34 in the tycoon rankings. Clearly a capable tactician on his day, Big Boss should be in good hands and whilst not initially considered a favourite for a top three place, should still comfortably manage a top half finish. 10. Chadwick "The Hangman" Raffelburg (Bob Slay) 17-1 Known locally as the bastard of Bangor, manager Bob Slay has come a long way since shaming his adopted country of Wales at the MMA World Cup and has been going from strength to strength with good tournament performances and fight results in the tycoon world since. He managed a top half 8th Place finish in The Christmas Massacre tournament and will be hoping his toff fighter Chadwick “The Hangman” Raffelburg will be able to help him do even better this time around. We’re not sure how well a fighter nicknamed after his sexual fetish shared with his hero David Carradine can realistically hope to do but if anyone can get the best out of such a man, it’s Bob. 11. Jedrek Piotrowicz (Tomasz Pudz) 18-1 Very little is known about Polish brawler Jedrek Piotrowicz and all attempts to get to know him better were met with a blank expression that invited no further probing. He is managed by Tomasz Pudz who has been around for a while now and is a capable tactician on his day. Piotrowicz could be a handful in this tournament and will be pushing for a top half finish for sure. Whether he can compete for one of the prize money slots will remain to be seen. 12. Ben "The Buzzsaw" Barnes (Johnny The Gunt) 19-1 Ben “The Buzzsaw” Barnes arrived at the initial contract signings like a raving loon. When asked for his hometown he just gave the letter m and continued gnawing on a small piece of plywood that he’d brought with him. Outside of potential mental illness not much is known about him. The manager who brings this mad lad along is known around tycoon world as Johnny The Gunt. Mr. Gunt is a veteran of The Christmas Massacre where he finished in a fairly respectable ninth place. Could provide some stern competition for the majority of fighters in the tournament but isn’t really expected to be challenging for the top spots. 13. Oscar Bukele (Car MacGib) 20-1 El Salvadoran submission wrestler Oscar Bukele is brought to us by relatively new manager Car MacGib. MacGib has been around for a few months now and has almost cracked the top 100 managers list though it’s true he has slipped down the rankings a little of late. This tournament is sure to do favours to that ranking unless MacGib has a solid gameplan going forward. Predicted to be scrapping for a spot somewhere in the middle of all this mess 14. Booby Soul (Da Jumba) 22-1 We’re not quite sure what to make of New Orleanian fighter Booby Soul other than he sounds like a brawling harmonica player from the local blues scene. He is guided by another fairly new manager who goes by the name of Da Jumba and he also has skirted the boundaries of being a top 100 manager. Could this be Da Jumba’s breakout performance? Experts say nay! Expect Booby Soul to keep firmly to the middle of the pack 15. Juan Pablo "Boom Boom" Estrella (Sixty Nine) 25-1 Not much is known about Juan Pablo “Boom Boom” Estrella aside from the fact that he was first in line to enter this tournament. That has to count for something right? Clearly a man so eager to enter the known bloodbath that is this tournament format should be feared and respected? Well, the answer is maybe. It all depends on his manager and guide, Mr. Sixty Nine. Actually his name isn’t Mr, it’s just Sixty Nine but we believe Mr. Sixty Nine is a better name than just Sixty Nine. What the hell am I babbling about? I have no idea. Despite his enthusiasm, Juan Pablo Estrella should be happy with a top half finish. 16. Freaky Fernando (Freaky Phantom) 30-1 The tournaments freakiest fighter comes to us all the way from Madrid which makes sense as everyone knows those Spaniards are degenerates. This freak also has a freaky manager ghosty thing guiding him to glory and so he should be in relatively safe hands as Freaky Phantom is also a vet of The Christmas Massacre tournament. Though he found himself scrapping around the bottom of the barrel, he did manage to avoid last place and finish in 13th. Probably more of the same for this freaky pairing with anything above a bottom quarter finish going down as a job well done. 17. Minor Cuevas (Joe Outlier) 35-1 Next up we have Minor Cuevas who is known by day for making the fifth best tacos in all of Oaxaca and by night, for scrapping with fellow restaurateurs in underground “winner takes all the tips” street fights. He arrives at the Summer Slaughter with the goal of either proving himself a better fighter than taco maker or at the very least drum up some good advertising for his mothers restaurant. His manager is clearly very shady as he has gone through at least three names changes in the space of a week indicating that he may be involved in mafia business and trying to lay low at this tournament. The pressure is off this pairing and if it all goes the way the bookies are predicting, at least Cuevas has his culinary skills to fall back on. 18. Seth Christian (Ken Enlow) 50-1 Tampa resident and Brazilian Jui-Jitsu Brown Belt Seth Christian is ready to rumble and he will be guided by the man, the myth, the legend, Ken Enlow. Ken is here for a long time, not a good time and all insults about his managerial skills have deflected off of him like water off a ducks back. How do you rattle a man who has never cracked the top 200 in ten years of playing? The answer is you cant and that makes this pairing a very dangerous one indeed. It would be easy to say that we expect to see Christian battling for last place but we have intel that indicates that Enlow is going to use this tournament as a springboard to managerial greatness and we have no reason to doubt that could be the case. 19. Jaiden Montgomery (Corderra Montgomery) #212 best 50-1 A new challenger has emerged! Something of a last minute entry into the fray is Jaiden Montgomery who seems perfect for this tournament. A Muay Thai striker as well as a purple belt in BJJ? Who is this guy and who brought him here? The answer to that question is manager Corderra Montgomery who has apparently been around for a few years now. Though he has managed to keep a low profile and has yet to crack the top 200 manager list, perhaps this could be the start of something amazing. The experts are sceptical. Expect Montgomery to be fighting for his life down in the gutter of the Swizz league. R. Sancho Bandito (Albert Summertop) 100-1 Sancho “The Hug Monster” Bandito is known around his home state of Texas for going around giving out unsolicited hugs to everyone he encounters. Sometimes this has landed him in hot water from authorities that just don’t understand his hugging ways. They just cannot grasp his pure intentions and that he just wants to make everyones day just a little bit better. He is guided by Albert Summertop, a useless second cousin of Alfred Winterbottom. He spotted Sancho in an underground fighting ring where he was giving out free hugs in exchange for viscous blows to his head and decided this is exactly what the tournament needed. A tomato can who exists purely to give us even numbers. If anyone finishes below this guy they should be ashamed of themselves.

Cool. Good to know. I'll take a look one of these days.

I remember liking it at the time. At least for a while. There was the "competitive" aspect, but it left room for some creativity, which I enjoyed (writing song lyrics, designing album covers). Maybe I got bored precisely because of the excess of this secondary part of the game, which was not related to the musical part.

Runs in real time.... looks kinda fun tbh. Gonna make an account soon.