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Event:
MILF 51 Dan vs Noda
Date: May 05, 2024 |
#R1#
Haley lands with a hook. Lighter tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jab from Haley.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Haley lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lighter has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lighter and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A little feinted left hand from Lighter on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Haley throws a good cross that connects.
Haley swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lighter swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Haley throws a leg kick that misses.
Lighter swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Haley lunges at Lighter with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lighter's hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haley lands a jab to the nose.
Haley tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lighter manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Haley wants to clinch up but Lighter keeps it at a distance.
It looked like Lighter wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Haley throws a pinpoint strike between Lighter's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Lighter crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Haley scores a great knockout victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nickolas Haley!
A less than humble Nickolas Haley misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
In defeat, Second Lighter stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be back!'. |
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Event:
MILF Playoff R2 SuperHeavies
Date: Apr 20, 2024 |
#R1#
Craig rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lighter counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#It looks like Freaky Craig has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Lighter.
It seemed like Lighter was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Craig misses with a straight left.
Lighter throws a counter combo.
Craig throws a lazy right hand but Lighter sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lighter is looking for the big counter here.
Craig misses the jab.
Lighter looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Craig loads up on a big right hand but Lighter slips the punch.
Lighter takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Craig cracks Lighter with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Lighter tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Craig pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Lighter is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Freaky Craig!
The defeated Second Lighter had this to say: 'I'll be back!'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 01, 2024 |
#R1##CL2#
Lighter closes the distance and pushes Haley back into the cage.
Haley definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Lighter misses with a hook to the ribs.
Haley looking to slow down the pace here.
A nice left hand lands by Lighter.
Haley wants to get back to striking at distance but Lighter won't allow it.
Haley looking to stall.
Haley tries to break free but Lighter pushes him back against the cage.
Lighter misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short left from Haley.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Lighter lands with a left to the head.
Lighter pushes Haley back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lighter lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Haley has had enough of the clinch but Lighter keeps him there for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haley is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lighter is keeping busy.
Haley tries a body shot but Lighter blocks it.
Haley blocks a body shot from Lighter.
Haley blocks a body shot from Lighter.
Lighter goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Haley is trying to break free.#T1#
Lighter gets through Haley's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Haley takes a shot to the head.
Lighter scores with a hook to the body.
Lighter lands a shoulder strike.
Lighter presses Haley against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Haley is breathing heavily.
Lighter throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Haleys head.
Haley looking to stall.
Lighter lands with a left to the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Lighter scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lighter is working Haley over against the cage.
Lighter pressing his opponent against the cage.
Lighter lands an uppercut.
Haley wants to stall.
Haley swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. #T2#
Lighter working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lighter lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Haley or not.
Lighter lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lighter works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lighter lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Haley.
Lighter stalling in the clinch.
Lighter scores with a hook to the body.
Lighter stalling.
Lighter tries a body shot but Haley blocks it.
A hook to the body from Lighter.
Haley's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lighter doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Haley throws a head punch that misses.
Lighter lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Lighter - that landed with a thud.
Haley throws a head punch that misses.
Lighter lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Haley backwards.
Lighter lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from Lighter. #T3#
Lighter lands with a short shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lighter.
Lighter lands a nice shot to the body.
Lighter scores with a hook to the body.
Lighter lands a right hand. #ROC2#Haley is rocked!
Lighter scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Oh Haley is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lighter lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Haley or not.
Lighter lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Haley.
Come on Lighter - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Lighter creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Haley's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Haley drops to his knees and Lighter pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Second Lighter!
Our winner, Second Lighter, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 20, 2024 |
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Bot lands a nice shot that snaps Lighter's head back.
Lighter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lighter is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Bot misses with a double jab.
Bot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lighter.
Lighter is looking for the big counter here.
Bot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lighter was well out of range. Poor timing from Bot.#T1#
Bot lands with a nice body punch.
Bot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lighter moves away.
Bot throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lighter.
Bot scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#T2#
Bot misses with a looping left.
A right-left combo lands from Bot.
Bot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lighter manages to avoid it.
Bot lands with a straight right. Lighter didn't see that one coming.
Bot throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lighter.
Lighter is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T3#
A swing and a miss from Bot.
Despite the aggression on Lighter's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bot scores with a hook to the body. Lighter takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lighter slips under a jab from Bot.
Despite the aggression on Lighter's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lighter moves away.
Bot throws a body shot but no joy. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bot scores with a punch to the head.
Bot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lighter lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bot rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lighter moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lighter unleashes a big counter combination but Bot bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Second Bot dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Bot scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bot misses with a double jab.
Lighter throws a counter combo.
Bot fails to land with a series of punches.
Bot throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lighter throws a counter combo.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Lighter might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bot has got the better of the exchanges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bot!
Second Bot is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Bot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lighter manages to avoid it.
As Bot backs off Lighter throws a huge counter combo but Bot manages to avoid it all.
Bot rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lighter moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lighter throws a counter combo.
Bot scores with a three punch combo!
Bot throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lighter.
Lighter is looking for the big counter here.
Bot throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lighter. #T2#
Lighter slips a jab and a cross from Bot.
Despite the aggression on Lighter's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bot jabs Lighter to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bot looks to throw the jab but Lighter is out of range.
Bot misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lighter unleashes a big counter combination but Bot bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bot swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lighter is looking for the big counter here.#T3#
Lighter moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bot is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lighter can do to turn this around?
Bot misses with a wild combination.
Bot scores to the head and body with a nice combination!#T4#
Bot fails to land with a series of punches.
A big left from Bot misses.
Lighter slips a jab and a cross from Bot.
As Bot backs off Lighter throws a huge counter combo but Bot manages to avoid it all.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bot swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bot changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Second Bot dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
A punch combination from Bot misses.
Despite the aggression on Lighter's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bot throws a shot from downtown. Lighter moves away and avoids it.
Bot throws a right hand that Lighter ducks under and follows up with a left that Lighter also avoids with ease.
Bot looks to land a combination but Lighter avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bot swings for the body but Lighter moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Lighter's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#T1#
Lighter slips a straight right by Bot.
Despite the aggression on Lighter's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bot misses with an uppercut. Lighter saw that one coming.
Bot digs a good hook to Lighter's body.
Bot misses with a body shot.
Lighter lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Bot throws a series of punches but Lighter moves out of range.
Second Bot is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Lighter on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bot lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lighter circles away quickly and effectively.
Lighter uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bot.
Lighter is looking for the big counter here.
Bot looks to land a combination but Lighter avoids it well.
Lighter is looking for the big counter here.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Bot misses with a looping right.
Lighter is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T3#
Bot throws a right hand that Lighter ducks under and follows up with a left that Lighter also avoids with ease.
Bot tries to bum rush Lighter with a series of wild strikes but Lighter uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lighter is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Bot swings for the body but Lighter moves out of range.
Bot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bot is looking to wear down Lighter with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.#T4#
Bot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lighter unleashes a big counter combination but Bot bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bot throws a jab when Lighter was well out of range.
Lighter is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Bot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lighter is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
And that's the end of the fight!
Second Bot showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bot has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 30:24
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:24
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Second Bot!
Second Lighter was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back!'. |
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